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  • scp 'airport breaker' scp 'german corsair' containment 2.1 years ago

    Item: SCP-243-SP


    Object class: Keter


    Special Containment Procedures: Every instance of SCP-243-SP must be contained in a steel box featuring 4 .50 cal guns incase an instance tries to escape. Instances of SCP-243-SP must be shot down by Apollo-9 "Flight Planners" if breached.


    Description: SCP-243-SP refers to a fictional aircraft uploaded to the website "simpleplanes.com" called the "German Corsair". Whenever the German Corsair is downloaded and loaded in the simpleplanes application, a 1:1 scale replica of the German Corsair will exist in the real world.


    Addendum 2005-12-22 (YYYY/MM/DD)
    The following is an interview between the creator of the German Corsair, "Spicyninja"


    Dr. Andrew Garrison: Why did you create the German Corsair?
    Spicyninja: yeet bois
    Dr. Andrew Garrison: excuse me?
    Spicyninja: yeet bois
    Dr. Andrew Garrison: I quit my job.


    Spicyninja has been designated Poi-243-SP after this.


    following the interview, no personnel are to interact with Poi-243-SP. - Dr. HellFireKoder


    There seems to be an update to the file, would you like to read it?
    [YES] [NO]


    Accessing new revision.....


    Item: yeet bois


    Object class: yeet bois


    Special Containment Procedures: yeet bois


    Description: yeet bois

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  • A "normal" Cockpit 1.2 years ago

    Tuberculosis (TB) is an infectious disease usually caused by Mycobacterium tuberculosis (MTB) bacteria. Tuberculosis generally affects the lungs, but it can also affect other parts of the body. Most infections show no symptoms, in which case it is known as latent tuberculosis. Around 10% of latent infections progress to active disease which, if left untreated, kill about half of those affected. Typical symptoms of active TB are chronic cough with blood-containing mucus, fever, night sweats, and weight loss. It was historically referred to as consumption due to the weight loss associated with the disease. Infection of other organs can cause a wide range of symptoms.

    Tuberculosis is spread from one person to the next through the air when people who have active TB in their lungs cough, spit, speak, or sneeze. People with latent TB do not spread the disease. Active infection occurs more often in people with HIV/AIDS and in those who smoke. Diagnosis of active TB is based on chest X-rays, as well as microscopic examination and culture of body fluids. Diagnosis of Latent TB relies on the tuberculin skin test (TST) or blood tests.

    Prevention of TB involves screening those at high risk, early detection and treatment of cases, and vaccination with the bacillus Calmette-Guérin (BCG) vaccine. Those at high risk include household, workplace, and social contacts of people with active TB. Treatment requires the use of multiple antibiotics over a long period of time. Antibiotic resistance is a growing problem, with increasing rates of multiple drug-resistant tuberculosis (MDR-TB).

    In 2018, one quarter of the world's population was thought to have a latent infection of TB. New infections occur in about 1% of the population each year. In 2020, an estimated 10 million people developed active TB, resulting in 1.5 million deaths, making it the second leading cause of death from an infectious disease after COVID-19. As of 2018, most TB cases occurred in the regions of South-East Asia (44%), Africa (24%), and the Western Pacific (18%), with more than 50% of cases being diagnosed in seven countries: India (27%), China (9%), Indonesia (8%), the Philippines (6%), Pakistan (6%), Nigeria (4%), and Bangladesh (4%). By 2021, the number of new cases each year was decreasing by around 2% annually. About 80% of people in many Asian and African countries test positive, while 5–10% of people in the United States test positive via the tuberculin test. Tuberculosis has been present in hum

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  • My first car! 2.0 years ago

    how did this get on front page

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  • F-5E Tiger II Remastered 1.2 years ago

    truly (it made me f-5 all over my house)

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.0 years ago

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  • car 2.2 years ago

    it car when the is very good car mmmm very car it make me ajiudygtfasgyuhjhuygtyfrderftgybhj ncar yes i like this very much

    car is very tftygutrgyuhijuhgtfrdetuhiytfrdetrytfgyuhij i like very nice ar go speed car go vroo

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  • Polikarpov Po-2 Kukuruznik (MULE) [FULL EXPIRIENCE] 7 months ago

    yoyoyo new copty post just dropped🤑🤑🤑

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  • Discussions Forum - A place where you can discuss anything! 2.0 years ago

    i like chicken sandwich and guns

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  • mosnter turck 2.2 years ago

    Splendid. I have ran out of words to say due to this wonderful work of art. You have made the most wonderful work of art that puts the Mona Lisa to shame. I wish to see more of this amazing creation for I could not just ignore such beautiful work of art. This should be in all art galleries in the entire world for such beauty mustn't be ignored by the entire world.

    (yes i did waste my time writing this)

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  • RNVS Defiant: Battlecruiser, Serpent Slayer 2.2 years ago

    28458 parts? time to make my phone explode!

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  • Tu-154 | "Careless" | New Year 10 months ago

    There's always a time for everything
    wink wink

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  • Symbols Art 1.2 years ago

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  • [TEASER] Fulcrum 1.2 years ago

    A pipe bomb is an improvised explosive device (IED) that uses a tightly sealed section of pipe filled with an explosive material. The containment provided by the pipe means that simple low explosives can be used to produce a relatively large explosion due to the containment causing increased pressure. The fragmentation of the pipe itself creates potentially lethal shrapnel.

    Premature detonation is a hazard of attempting to construct any homemade bomb. The materials and methods used with pipe bombs often result in unintentional detonation, usually resulting in serious injury or death to the assembler.

    In many countries, the manufacture or possession of a pipe bomb is a serious crime, regardless of its intended use.

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  • Su-27 | "Flanker-B" 1.2 years ago

    Traumatic brain injury usually results from a violent blow or jolt to the head or body. An object that goes through brain tissue, such as a bullet or shattered piece of skull, also can cause traumatic brain injury.

    Mild traumatic brain injury may affect your brain cells temporarily. More-serious traumatic brain injury can result in bruising, torn tissues, bleeding and other physical damage to the brain. These injuries can result in long-term complications or death.

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  • GBU-28 Paveway III 1.9 years ago

    i mirrored it

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  • TSB-01-6 1.9 years ago

    @WolfHunter9111 10 MILLION LIVES SAVED, AT THE COST OF A MILLION

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  • Drowned City of Atlantopolis 1.9 years ago

    @MrCOPTY never realized that lol

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  • Drowned City of Atlantopolis 1.9 years ago

    @LAMBSAUCE this probably needs a pin

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  • [CAUTION] SEVERE MEMETIC HAZARD AHEAD (People with OCD beware) 1.9 years ago

    the title reminds me of a certain foundation that does science for the science god

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  • Unstable but stable 2.0 years ago

    i will use your canard code

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  • F-16FS "Super Viper" 2.1 years ago

    Supermaneuverable F-16

    very interesting

    +3
  • CGP-2 Frog [FULL EXPERIENCE] 7 months ago

    @Majakalona yeah copty is algerian

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  • Mitsubishi F-2A | Viper Zero | Free Erusea Air Force 8 months ago

    burger😋😋😋

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  • KCC B.S.S.U.-01 9 months ago

    good quote

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  • Fully Functional Cockpit Screens + Much More! - SWL-120 Progress Update 8 1.1 years ago

    cant wait to try this out (and turn my laptop into an IED)

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  • Ice Base Discovery 1.1 years ago

    me when publishing

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  • Draw Using Symptoms! 1.2 years ago

    all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted all hail copty for he has posted

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  • WOAH IS THAT AN F-4 PHANTOM 1.2 years ago

    @MrCOPTY why not lol

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  • Eurofighter Typhoon thinf 1.2 years ago

    @VeroViper i shot my wife

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  • (CLOSED) Lunar Eclipse's Raffle Challenge (Test Your Luck Challenge) 1.3 years ago

    uhhh is it possible i can join on the 18th? i can't use my phone on weekdays lol (house is a damn prison)

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  • Eurofighter Typhoon thinf 1.3 years ago

    @Rjenteissussy I like everything thicc 😏

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  • Flying Boy Kisser 1.5 years ago

    oh god it will destroy us all

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  • Amusement Park Six Millions™ 1.8 years ago

    my grandpa remembers this vividly! he grabbed my phone just to relive the good times!

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  • We all build this 1.9 years ago

    @WolfHunter9111 this is the Frankenstein of most builders on this site lol

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  • F-16 FIGHTING FALCON In 16 PART 1.9 years ago

    u should make B-52 in 52 part lol

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  • duck-in-aviators-duck 2.0 years ago

    he protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he

    q u a c c

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  • AI Fighter Boss - Andrey Cherlinski - the "Ace From The North" 2.0 years ago

    I got PTSD from trying to three star all mission to fight this guy

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  • German Corsair 2.0 years ago

    wher aribrak

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  • LM-27/20 "Mayfly" 2.0 years ago

    "cheap small deadly" sounds like a nice motto

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  • whats 9+10 2.0 years ago

    @MrCOPTY nah bruh it's just a joke

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  • AL-142 "Guardian" 2.0 years ago

    @Rjenteissussy nobody's gonna know I based it off the morgan

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  • more mobile friendly a-10 2.0 years ago

    @Sakorsky I'm now making an even more mobile friendly a-10 in a while, wanna be tagged on it?

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  • I Reach The Platinum Brooo!!!!! 2.0 years ago

    nice

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  • AI ADFX-02 Morgan 2.0 years ago

    first updoot

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  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting 2.1 years ago

    there are five bodies in my car trunk its not true is it? nah really? Maybe



    war car

    whats a war car?

    is it some sort of tank?

    is it... a car used in war?

    what is it????
    • e
    • pie

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