7,342 Bellcat Comments

  • Help Explain Ohio to Dumb Aussi 1.6 years ago

    The meme likely originated from a Tumblr image of a bus stop announcing that “Ohio will be eliminated.”, with 2 comments saying “oh ok” and “it’s for the best”. Another person posted on Reddit, an already existing meme about how far away is Ohio, re-edited to become a map about the dangers presented by Ohio. People eventually began to make jokes, eventually leading to the famed “wait, it’s all Ohio” meme. It continued to the point where Ohio became synonymous with fear and chaos (akin to creepypastas). Now people are complaining that the meme is now aging, but I don’t know.

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  • How do you apply for mod? 1.8 years ago

    Currently, moderator applications are closed. The last one (as for this comment in Febuary 2023) happened in late 2022.
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    According to former one moderator:

    To become a moderator, you must be knowledgeable about the community, spending a lot of time here. You must also be on good terms with most of the community. Oh, and you must be over 16 years old. If you fulfill those requirements, you stand a chance of being picked for a moderator among over a thousand such users when we need another moderator, which is once in a blue moon. Developers pick a new moderator, often based on recommendations from old moderators.

    On the other hand, moderators are given the powers necessary to moderate the forums (and feature very good builds) and can not misuse it in any way. There is no advantage being a moderator has over other users; other than being given the necessary powers; they also have a red “mod” badge instead of the point count to help distinguish them from other users.

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  • Doofenshmirtz Playing a Plane Gameeeee!!! 1.8 years ago

    Unnamed moderator: bans the upvote-inator and gives Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s account a strike. “I have removed your alt because you used it to upvote your stuff. Please don’t abuse the upvote system.”

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  • Is this a track? 1.8 years ago

    Maximum Efficiency Achieved!

    We are grateful for your achievement using your mastery of funky trees and labels.

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  • Why i can't open WolfHunter9111 Profile? 1.8 years ago

    As far as I know, WolfHunter9111 was given another strike, leading to a ban, because he created a build that depicted something offensive as a lighthearted one; I will not elaborate further, due to the controversial nature of the build. He bypassed the strike, possibly leading to the extension of his ban, so we might have to wait longer.

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  • insanity insanity just makes me go jiggety 1.9 years ago

    An early form of Tail’s transforming plane.

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  • MinecraftThemedCockpit 2.3 years ago

    Nice. Now Make a villager-copter with this cockpit! (and Alex would drive this... >:) )

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  • PRM-01 Everest 2.4 years ago

    Among us players: ”It looks sus.”
    Other users: “Nah, it’s just a super simple missile carrier.”

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  • Aircraft Pro Max Ultra Lift 2.5 years ago

    • The front landing gear is too small. I assume there is no space left.

    • The side windows ruin the look of an old-school SimplePlanes build.

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  • in(PLANET)poster 2.6 years ago

    Saturn when a satellite hits it. While I apprciate the detail put into this replica (except for that blue ring on top), this build appears meant to be funny.

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  • Do you think our planet (Earth) is flat? 2.6 years ago

    The earth is not flat, but (roughly) spherical. However, the SimplePlanes world is flat and goes to infinity!

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  • 2.7 years ago

    @No023
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    I do not understand the meaning behind this post.
    Please elaborate.

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  • GAH-25A+ modified with nuclear bomb 2.7 years ago

    I don’t see any difference, other than the bomb. You made the bomb by yourself did you?

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  • [WIP] Gigantic Anti-Naval Turret 2.7 years ago

    I like the attention to detail in this build. However...

    • The autocannons do not have a giant magazine nor another way to reload their bullets. It does not even discharge casings. This makes this build seem unrealistic, despite the realism put into it.
    • The elevation of the autocannons’ rotation axes does not seem to serve any use, other than making a big target and making the turret flimsy. Put the autocannons in an encasing so it looks more realistic and adds the opportunity to add magazines and casing discharges.

    These are just my critiques about this build and may not represent the wider community’s opinions.

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  • Today’s My Brithday !!! 2.7 years ago

    Sir.
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    You are likely going to be permanently banned from this site; the site has a rule in the terms of service that says that you cannot use the site nor create an account here, unless you are 13 years old or more (or in the case of EU citizens, 16 years or more).
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    That rule was actually instituted because Jundroo has to comply with COPPA, a law that restricts websites to knowingly collect “personal information” on persons under 13 years old (defined as “minors”), but the language and broad nature of what is considered “personal information” makes it prohibitively expensive for all companies to comply, and such they, along with Junior, decided to ban persons under 13 years old from using their websites. You, under the age of 13 may mean that Jundroo has knowingly collected what is “private information” from you according to COPPA and may need to destroy such info, which may include deleting your account permanently with no recourse of recovery.

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  • My condition 2.8 years ago

    I think it’s probably okay if you are unable to post for even more than months; just like JamesPLANESii said. I know you feel bad right now for not posting more, but please take more breaktime, since you are sick.
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    In fact, I have not posted for days, since January.

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  • SECOND PAGE REMINDER 2.8 years ago

    @WereOutOfNames, this is because some users want to gain upvotes or attention by creating poorly intentioned meme builds. Remember, when a trend starts it slowly becomes a fad overtime as people already exploited the trend too much and made it boring (although this is not usually the case). Do you remember the banana crafts fad that got so out of control a (now retired) moderator made a post shouting them to stop?
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    @ReinMcDeer, you could do a tag search anyways. In the tag search, you can select the tags to search the crafts that have the selected tags.
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    @JuanNotAnAlt, I feel this is cheap humor the same as you do. I do not find any of the weird memes humorous. I am unable to understand why. Maybe it is because of a humor that turns poor quality stuff into memes.

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  • Text Code Needed! [Fixed] 3.0 years ago

    I’ll give you one for a label.
    {Throttle >= 0.10 ? “PLANE” : “GLIDER”}
    As for the code, it contains some important components that you have to study and remember:

    • For labels, you need to use curved brackets ({}) for funky trees code; these brackets allow you to create lines of funky trees code inside those brackets. Note that the quotation marks (””) are needed to display text labels like “GLIDER” and “PLANE”, otherwise they are counted as pieces of code (and are erroneous syntaxes, nullifying the program) instead of a string in a code.
    • The ternary operator functions like an if, except it is one line. It comes like this, condition ? X : Y. If the condition is met, the value on the left side, the X, is used. However if the condition is not met, the value on the right side, the Y, is used instead.
    • The comparison code is somewhat important in the making of ternary operators. I can give you some:
      <, >: less than and greater than respectively.
      <=, >=: less than or equal to and greater than or equal to respectively.
      ==, !=: equal to and not equal to respectively.
      In this code, if the throttle becomes greater than or equal to (or less than in your words) 0.10 (or 10%), then the label will say “GLIDER”, otherwise it will say “PLANE”.

    More information about funky trees can be found here, and here. Also, there is not any need to give upvotes to users for helping you solve a problem; using upvotes as a prize may incentivize non-helpful or otherwise obnoxious users to try to “help” you with useless answers, just to get upvotes as fast as they can.


    Thanks.
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    Bellkitsu

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  • Gloster 3.0 years ago

    So you have made a non-amphibious version of the SeaRaphus, eh? Nice.

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  • Why I Not Diving Yet 3.0 years ago

    Because SimplePlanes does not have any mechanisms to build workable submarines. Maybe make a piston-based weight shifter?

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  • Just some screen shots I took. 3.0 years ago

    1st plane: Sukhoi Su-25 Frogfoot.
    2nd plane: General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon.

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  • The two BIGGEST mistakes with VR cockpits in SP... 3.0 years ago

    @PioneerThe2nd, you have to have SPVR alpha and Vr tools. These curators curate VR objects and as such, they need the necessary tools.
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    And also, @JamesPLANESii, you make a good tutor.

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  • Anyone else notice the Asterisk in the "Military" font?? 3.0 years ago

    Star Trek: Fontventures

    Out in your streaming service right now!

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  • Too late 3.0 years ago

    This build has been APPROVED BY WNP78.
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    Pretty nice though. Looks just like the stock planes.

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  • What’s up with everyone’s pfps?? 3.0 years ago

    I’m here, still with the stock profile picture.

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    The developers switched it, likely to better track alt-accounts. This is because the patterns are based on user emails.

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  • Why do you crave for upvotes so much? 3.1 years ago

    @rexzion,

    nobody cares for that.

    The most important one is to try to have fun the community. Don’t be antisocial and try to get as many upvotes as you can; it just backfires after all.

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  • SimplePlanes.com needs to work on its grammar 3.1 years ago

    Grammar police coming up!
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    They say the SP com must be shut down because of this grammar error!
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    UPDOOT THIS MASTERPIECE!!!!!

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  • AI Generated Aircraft Ideas 1.5 years ago

    Apart from legal issues, that’s a pretty nice way to bypass artist’s blocks. :)

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  • Gladius 1.6 years ago

    Now, that’s just some masterful gripwork you got there.

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  • random offtopic question thingy 1.6 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01, on the plus side, it’s free and open source, my favorite type of software to use.
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    Try and find a musician-oriented forum, instead of an “everything” one.

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  • (UPDATED) You make joke? YOU MAKE JOKE?! Very well. You leave me no CHOICE! I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed! 1.7 years ago

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  • Goodbye everyone 1.7 years ago

    “Yakult”

    Familiar to us Indonesians.
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    Also, please don’t make hiatus announcements for very simple short tasks.

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  • Stop. 1.7 years ago

    The "I'm leaving" posts
    LITERALLY NO ONE CARES
    requirements for someone to care:
    -Platinum (over 30k)
    -Well known user
    -Active
    I see so many of these forums being posted, all by bronze users or users less than bronze.

    These creators might have some fans, or at least some friends, and these fans/friends might wonder why said creator is inactive and begin to ask questions. The result: make a “I’m leaving” post publicly in the forums so their fans/friends won’t have ask them their whereabouts. But yeah, I get the point.
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    Some meme forums are actually funny.
    Some, not so much.

    Depends. Memes considered “funny” usually come from life experiences. However, most memes created by Generation Z are liable to be branded as “unfunny” for their incomprehensible nature.
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    Asking for help then not replying
    What is the point of posting the forum if you're not gonna look at it for the next two months?
    Once, I was browsing forums.
    I saw a "help" forum.
    I used my knowledge of building to help.
    I requested to be tagged on an unlisted post to check the problem.
    They didn't reply for another month.

    There might be reasons why the creator might not reply to their help posts. These include:

    • They might be taking a hiatus away from the forums for various reasons.
    • They might have found the solution to their problem, but they forgot to tag their help post as “solved”.

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    Stop treating this place like Reddit.
    The website may have some things similar to Reddit, but that doesn't mean it needs to be treated as such.
    Here is basically what I see:
    [Random title]
    my tv had a stroke and died, I'm not gonna be able to play simpleplanes for the next three hours
    [Random title]
    im leaving bye
    edit: get trolled im not lmao
    [Relevant to forum title]
    what is the best restaurant in downtown City?

    The main reason, I suspect, why some people are treating this like Reddit is because the community was grown from Reddit in first place (remember r/simpleplanes?).
    Now for the “basically what I see” section: The first one might need more explanation as the description is confusing, only mentioning that their television had a “stroke”. The second one might result in backlash for faking your departure. The third one might be considered to be too far off topic and may be removed by the moderators for this reason (see the rules for more info).

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  • I have achieved pee color 1.8 years ago

    I have achieved pee color

    Can I mop your plaque?

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  • Again............ 1.8 years ago

    This advertising bot account appears to have changed hands from an internet magazine to an Australian vendor of shipping containers. It’s pretty funny, they are advertising shipping containers aimed at professional businessmen or workers, to an audience of gamers, who wouldn’t be interested in such large, bulky items. I am quite sure this adbot randomly selected a website without measuring an audience and advertised it there.
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    Update: it appears to be now advertising a gambling site.

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  • Does Targetting peoples house with a nuclear designation device count as 1.8 years ago

    More context please, I do not clearly understand what does it mean.
    As far as I know...

    • It is illegal to posses “nuclear material” without specific authorization (18 USC 831).
    • It is illegal to posses a “radiological weapon” (18 USC 832).
    • It is illegal to conspire to use “radioactive material” to cause death, serious bodily injury, or cause substantial damage to property or the environment (18 USC 2332i).

    Violations of such may result in lengthy prison sentences up to life in prison and/or hefty fines.

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  • Sorry Juno, it is not really for me 1.8 years ago

    I know you don’t like it. However, SR2 is good for me because it allowed me to create more complex creations without having to type in numbers and so on (although I must admit that I have been absent from playing this game, due to the lack of MP mod in SimpleRockets2).
    - There are suggestions planned for it.
    - I think why the textures are like that is to make it a bit lighthearted. This is why the music is also “calm”.
    - Juno’s community is 3 years later than SimplePlane’s community. This is why there are less users there than in simpleplanes.com.

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  • It’s so close to being done. 1.8 years ago

    All pretty stealthy but not the uncovered swashplate. The reason why most helicopters are less suitable for stealthy designs is because the rotor gives off too much noise and radar signature. Despite this, prototypes have been created and tested with even 1 used in combat.

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  • What happened to @Spark1645's account? 1.9 years ago

    He probably deleted his account.

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  • ATL-1 1.9 years ago

    Put spaced armor on top of the tanks. That should (marginally) prevent top-down attacks.

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  • Shvetsov ASh-62 1.9 years ago

    Soviet Engineers: “Hey guys, can we copy your homework?”
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    Wright Aeronautical: “Sure, just make some differences, so it doesn’t look as obvious as a ripoff.”
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    Soviet Engineers: “Thank you.”

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  • Logo redesign 2.0 years ago

    Looks more startup than corporate.

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  • SP.com and a Mobile device are quite the combination. 2.1 years ago

    I think something within your computer makes it register as a mobile phone, so you got this instead.
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    Give the gold medal to the longest comment ever!

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  • Ice base is........... kinda... what? 2.1 years ago

    This is why we don’t quash some bugs, they can prove helpful too.

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  • Unpopular Opinion: Cannons > Guns 2.1 years ago

    In simpleplanes, cannon shots have volumetric shells while gun shots represent simple rays. I usually favor cannons, if I am really applying it to a cannon.

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  • Super Phalanx CIWS 2.1 years ago

    Extra firepower, in exchange for less bullet space and more power and complexity.

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  • Did anyone have all of the randomusername Vehicle builds? 2.2 years ago

    Randomusername was a female user, who became a target for trolls and others because of her nature (she suffered from brain damage but I do not know the real reason why), so much so, that even with moderator intervention, she deleted her account, and left this website forever. She even told people not to reupload her builds.

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  • AUTO KORRECT 2.3 years ago

    I am sorry you got into this predicament, however this name is unique enough for you to stand out. There is actually already an user named Hyperion, so you cannot use the name “Hyperion”, unless you add some numbers at the back.
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    Please calm down and do not respond with aggression.

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  • RNVS Defiant: Battlecruiser, Serpent Slayer 2.3 years ago

    It must have significantly surpassed the highest part count craft.

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