@IceCraftGaming
No i didn't?
Edit: oh. Korzalerke is dead. and developer korzalerke said...nothing you idiots! Developer korzalerkes dead! He's locked in my basement
@X99STRIKER
It happens. Just press ctrl+alt+0.59 10 times and then delete your subscription to disney minus.
Disney+ will move in and give you a better connection to the dead, and you'll have upvoted an unlisted post!
For 1.3 seconds I accidentally revealed my face on discord to @IceCraftGaming.
Also, whats you discord? We got a server running with barely any people. Just trying to get some more people in.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
Woah i typed so much it cut off.
Oh well.
Ending: Continued.
Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.
Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting 3 years pass
Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007. cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012. 5 years later
Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!! yeets PS4 cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up! 2021
Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
Hmm...looks in a cupboard
Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them sets them up at new house
Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer? looking at steam one day
SimplePlanes...looks cool.
wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
**Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII @Reworkable
What did I miss??? Reworkable is swearing not to do something and Korzalerke is say "No" firmly in blue bold print...
@X99STRIKER
All Cyrillic languages look the same until you actually get a closer look at them.
I used to always think that Russian and Ukrainian were the same, until I actually started learning both languages (didn't last long, now focusing on German). I noticed that there are actually two types of Russian. Don't know what the difference between the two is because I didn't actually inspect them. When learning the languages, I noticed that Ukrainian uses a bit more English characters than Cyrillic, such as "i".
There are two actually.
"і" and "ї". Most of it stays the same.
In most Cyrillic languages, they keep
"П", "Л", "Д" etc.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
There's an alternative now? Man, I wish I signed up when you did...they didn't have an alternative when I made an account...screw this I'm raiding Jundroo and taking the tank track code with me.
@X99STRIKER
One more thing...
Deer that aren't scared of humans?
Yes, its actually kinda scary seeing a deer with antlers casually approach you while walking to the store.
@X99STRIKER
Oh we are crazy.
Gas prices in Saskatchewan? Lowest is $1.33.
Gas prices where I currently am?
$1.89.
Average house in Vancouver?
Almost in the millions.
Crazy people? Haven't seen any yet but yes.
Currently on fire? In some places, yes.
Is a fire close to me? Good question, my guess is somewhat because I can smell smoke and it is very smokey out.
B.C. is crazy, too.
Almost everything is pretty expensive here.
"I'm too busy to play SP right now"
"On an unrelated note, Martian gold on a poptart with a side drink of battery acid makes a good breakfast at 3am but I don't recommend such activities as it is bad for your property value"
@DeveloperKorzalerke
I actively snoop old dev forums and comments, and I noticed that one of them said that SP uses old Unity and that makes it hard to update.
@IceCraftGaming
+2No i didn't?
Edit: oh. Korzalerke is dead.
and developer korzalerke said...nothing you idiots! Developer korzalerkes dead! He's locked in my basement
@X99STRIKER
+2It happens. Just press ctrl+alt+0.59 10 times and then delete your subscription to disney minus.
Disney+ will move in and give you a better connection to the dead, and you'll have upvoted an unlisted post!
why in gods name do you have 7 tabs open
+2@Bryan5 @CanadianAircraftBuilder
+2Ayyyyyyyy thanks!!
For 1.3 seconds I accidentally revealed my face on discord to @IceCraftGaming.
+2Also, whats you discord? We got a server running with barely any people. Just trying to get some more people in.
Probably not. Unless you use autopilot, but that only deploys flares.
+2Sorry to disappoint.
Deine mutter ist es fett und hässlich?
+2@JeskoGoesVROOM @JesusChrist
+2What about now?
@IceCraftGaming
+2What about this?
Its not on the list, but can you make this please?
+2@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2How could I? Nobody expects it.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2DAMN YOU
The spelling mistakes aren't because you type fast, its because you are 9.
+2@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2Woah i typed so much it cut off.
Oh well.
Ending: Continued.
Korzalerkes PS3 and PS4 may never have existed. Same with the PS1. Anyway, while ColonelCanada was writing this he discovered that fan fiction is incredibly fun to write but you can't stop. Like seriously, you can't. Please help.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
but wait...there more.
Days passed...months...the school year was now coming to a close. Korzalerke now has a huge hatred for their father, and their father does not realise that what they did has forever messed up Korzalerke. The end of the year IQ test was now taking place, which Korzalerke scored...hold on thats a lotta numbers...uhh...lets just say that they scored...more than the average smart-ass. Oh yeah Korzalerke also got a PS3 and discovered the joys of losing 500-300 in a modern warfare match because of some stupid person with a sniper that can quick scope faster than beasthunter upvotes...
+2Korzalerkes PS2: oh boy i can't wait to come out of this cupboard and have Korzalerke play that star wars game for 5 hours straight.
Korzalerkes PS1: Don't get your hopes up. I have been sitting here for 5 years now, waiting.
Korzalerkes PS2: skill issue. continues waiting
3 years pass
Korzalerkes PS2: what year is it?...
Korzalerkes PS1: stopped counting after awhile. I stopped at 2007.
cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS3: where am i? All i remember was a lot of yelling...a pissed of Korzalerke who slammed their door a bit too hard...being unplugged violently...then more yelling.
Korzalerkes PS2: wow, sounds rough.
Korzalerkes PS1: Do you know what year it is?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, its 2012. Why?
Korzalerkes PS1 and PS2: what?
Korzalerkes PS3: Yeah, 2012.
5 years later
Korzalerke: Oh boy, a PC! Thanks!!!
yeets PS4
cupboard opens
Korzalerkes PS4: ugh...what happened?
Korzalerkes PS3: you got violently thrown, by the looks of it. By the way, what year is it?
Korzalerkes PS4: 2017, why?
Korzalerkes PS3: No reason...by the way, do you know how to ressurect the dead? PS1 kinda died.
Korzalerkes PS2: Sad...anyway I wonder when Korzalerke wants to play star wars? Its still in me waiting to be booted up!
2021
Korzalerke: Im moving out! grabs stuff
Hmm...looks in a cupboard
Woah a bunch of playstations...playing cards? Hm. grabs all of them
sets them up at new house
Korzalerke: heh...memories. Why would I need them when I have a RTX999999999999999 graphics card and a top of the line gaming computer?
looking at steam one day
SimplePlanes...looks cool.
wow this game...looks like it hasn't been updated since 2014.
**Korzalerke went on to quit SimplePlanes after a few months, return, quit for a few hours again, return again, and gain almost 9k points.
Korzalerkes PS1 never booted up again, and Korz
bogdanX leaves the chat
+2@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2It will never reach the light of day again.
I FiNd tHis oFfEnsiVe bEcaUsE cUtTiNg dOwN treEs iS wRoNg-
+2angry people noises
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2ngl i clicked the thing before reading the whole comment
Thats actually really cool
+2proceeds to upvote anyway
+2@Olimpus
+2When does the lag start? For me, it starts at 3100 parts.
@SuspiciousAccount
+2@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII @Reworkable
+2What did I miss??? Reworkable is swearing not to do something and Korzalerke is say "No" firmly in blue bold print...
Yes
+2@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2I mean...technically you can...just need an alt.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2I don't think i want to...
Read this forum, please.
+2pancake tomato
+2Cool looking dog
+2Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
+2-UNICEF
Breathe to breathe or you can't breathe
-some doctor
@X99STRIKER
+2More for me. eating noises
I like pineapple pizza. People hate it because the internet tells them to. Its actually very good. Very different flavour.
Pineapple pizza is a Canadian invention.
+2@X99STRIKER
+2In some ways my phone is better than a computer.
@X99STRIKER
+2Looks fine to me, I can handle 4000 parts on my Samsung S21.
@X99STRIKER
+2All Cyrillic languages look the same until you actually get a closer look at them.
I used to always think that Russian and Ukrainian were the same, until I actually started learning both languages (didn't last long, now focusing on German). I noticed that there are actually two types of Russian. Don't know what the difference between the two is because I didn't actually inspect them. When learning the languages, I noticed that Ukrainian uses a bit more English characters than Cyrillic, such as "i".
There are two actually.
"і" and "ї". Most of it stays the same.
In most Cyrillic languages, they keep
"П", "Л", "Д" etc.
@X99STRIKER
+2Thats Ukrainian. Russia sucks.
@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII
+2There's an alternative now? Man, I wish I signed up when you did...they didn't have an alternative when I made an account...screw this I'm raiding Jundroo and taking the tank track code with me.
That Sukhoi looks nice, T on that.
+2What's a computer? casually downloads a 3000+ part craft on my Samsung S21
+2@X99STRIKER
+2Good point...anyway I made an SR2 account for...fun I guess.
@X99STRIKER
+2One more thing...
Deer that aren't scared of humans?
Yes, its actually kinda scary seeing a deer with antlers casually approach you while walking to the store.
@X99STRIKER
+2Oh we are crazy.
Gas prices in Saskatchewan? Lowest is $1.33.
Gas prices where I currently am?
$1.89.
Average house in Vancouver?
Almost in the millions.
Crazy people? Haven't seen any yet but yes.
Currently on fire? In some places, yes.
Is a fire close to me? Good question, my guess is somewhat because I can smell smoke and it is very smokey out.
B.C. is crazy, too.
Almost everything is pretty expensive here.
@X99STRIKER
+2Oh, so I was right. Hm. Well I currently live in the Texas of Canada, and by that I mean British Columbia
@X99STRIKER
+2Ah, so not Texan? Where in the the US, then? I personally am from
REDACTED, Canada.Thats a funny way to spell colours.
+2I find it pathetic that I, a Canadian, know more states than some Americans.
+2"I'm too busy to play SP right now"
+2"On an unrelated note, Martian gold on a poptart with a side drink of battery acid makes a good breakfast at 3am but I don't recommend such activities as it is bad for your property value"
This a flight panel, correct me if I'm wrong.
+2@DeveloperKorzalerke
+2I actively snoop old dev forums and comments, and I noticed that one of them said that SP uses old Unity and that makes it hard to update.