BREAKING NEWS
"Ladies and gentlemen, today we bring you a report live from the field. The story is of a peculiar new innovation in transport technology. Grain Guy, over to you."
"Thanks Mckenzie. Today I'm with a person who has invented something truly incredible: Negative Safety."
Look, man.
Take the L.
Seriously.
It will just make it look like you've learned nothing if you act super salty about it. People will not like that.
Also, unrelated fun(????) fact, if you want to work this way: if until today, the 8th of January 2024, 9/11 was not funny, then it will take 29,909,183 more days until the Holocaust and other Nazi genocides become funny. Unrelated, but I feel like I just need to remind people how absolutely horrible the Nazis were, and why:
There's still jokes about both of these events,
but they need to be done very, very carefully.
... I was gonna spotlight to flex having 8 more points than you, but I've reached the daily limit. And by the time it's tomorrow, you'll have overtaken me...
Darn.
@Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
And other more direct religious references?
I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
Wear it with pride.
@HuskyDynamics01 It's also a great way to gossip about another player's totally awful hair and laugh cruelly and talk about the upcoming prom...
oh no they took off their glasses my facking heart stopped
As someone who played War Thunder for a few years, this is certified accurate.
It's like that one go-cart with an autocannon that I cannot remember the name of.
Still have memories of being R3'd in a Panzer 4 on that one jungle beach map.
All in all, I don't really miss that game all too much.
Jokes about your spelling aside, welcome to the site.
I've been here 5.6 years (mostly away, rarely actually playing), and let me tell you it has most probably negatively affected my continuous growth and development as a person.
I swear what goes through people's minds when they make an account and then never use it?
kinda haunting how many players made an account, uploaded a plane or two, then left. Years ago.
So many accounts that far predate mine that were born, lived for a minute, then died, never to be picked up again...
Also some days ago I discovered @Everyone by accident lol.
The fun thing about these abandoned accounts is that you can go onto them and scream the most horrid stuff imaginable.
So long as nobody checks your recent comments, chances are you'll never be found... Unless the site has a built-in detector for certain terms.
Now, I am absolutely not the kind of person to spout racial slurs or what have you, but a few good cluster F-bombs?
Sounds like fun!
@jamesPLANESii You know what also was a feature?
+3Player curators.
BREAKING NEWS
+3"Ladies and gentlemen, today we bring you a report live from the field. The story is of a peculiar new innovation in transport technology. Grain Guy, over to you."
"Thanks Mckenzie. Today I'm with a person who has invented something truly incredible: Negative Safety."
You people are crazy.
+3Crazy!
Game dead tho
+3So long as the site stays up I don’t intend to leave entirely.
At least not currently…
At this point you might as well start doing 40k-esque stuff professionally.
+3Look, man.
+3Take the L.
Seriously.
It will just make it look like you've learned nothing if you act super salty about it. People will not like that.
Also, unrelated fun(????) fact, if you want to work this way: if until today, the 8th of January 2024, 9/11 was not funny, then it will take 29,909,183 more days until the Holocaust and other Nazi genocides become funny. Unrelated, but I feel like I just need to remind people how absolutely horrible the Nazis were, and why:
There's still jokes about both of these events,
but they need to be done very, very carefully.
What a peculiar woman...
+3@Guywhobuildsstuff no its speld bote lern too spel stooped.
+3"Highly recommended to spawn in the water."
+3But not strictly required...?
The game is over, and it’s way too late to update the physics.
+3Erika starts playing
+3@SILVERPANZER Congrats on Plat
+3@Guywhobuildsstuff No the XB-70 fighter
+3They’re plotting
+3But what?
... I was gonna spotlight to flex having 8 more points than you, but I've reached the daily limit. And by the time it's tomorrow, you'll have overtaken me...
+3Darn.
What have you done?
+3@Majakalona SimpleEggFriedRice
+3“Y'know, now that I think about it, maybe you shouldn't follow your dreams.”
+3-Gooseworx, 2023
If I had to guess just keep slamming your head into your keyboard until you get it right.
+3Cr
+3VENGEANCE FOR THE EMPIRE!
+3Thee or Thuh?
+3@Majakalona So many broken rocks...
+3A tragedy, really.
There's a reason fighter jets don't have toilets: They're redundant
+3@Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
+3And other more direct religious references?
I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
Wear it with pride.
Ammo capacity: 1
+3@LunarEclipseSP
WOOOO!
Slathers self in pasta sauce and runs into a Canadian orphanage holding a Molotov cocktail while entirely nude
+3The Spongebob Walker and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
+3@LunarEclipseSP It was named after the designer, iirc.
+3His name did, in one translation, mean "[Spanish word for black]"
congrats on plat.
+3Saw you upvoted a forum so hurried over to one of your posts to say this
@BeechcraftA35 …
+3@Simplestupid No, Maywar is on Smearth
+3@Majakalona @42 @ZerkkeZxe I am impressed by how fast you people were
+3I wish you luck with your Jello No Organs
+3@HuskyDynamics01 It's also a great way to gossip about another player's totally awful hair and laugh cruelly and talk about the upcoming prom...
+3oh no they took off their glasses my facking heart stopped
Or when it totally screws up connections
+3Pasta!
+3Pizza!
Put it in a
@ToeTips No it's fully downloaded it just hasn't decompressed yet
+3@Majakalona new quest: attach binder clip to DJT’s pp
+3Wow! Cool LAAT replica!
+3@starmango SimplePlanes Jesus?
+3Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine.
As someone who played War Thunder for a few years, this is certified accurate.
+3It's like that one go-cart with an autocannon that I cannot remember the name of.
Still have memories of being R3'd in a Panzer 4 on that one jungle beach map.
All in all, I don't really miss that game all too much.
Lower picture: French navy
+3Upper picture: Russian navy
Jokes about your spelling aside, welcome to the site.
+3I've been here 5.6 years (mostly away, rarely actually playing), and let me tell you it has most probably negatively affected my continuous growth and development as a person.
I swear what goes through people's minds when they make an account and then never use it?
+3kinda haunting how many players made an account, uploaded a plane or two, then left.
Years ago.
So many accounts that far predate mine that were born, lived for a minute, then died, never to be picked up again...
Also some days ago I discovered @Everyone by accident lol.
The fun thing about these abandoned accounts is that you can go onto them and scream the most horrid stuff imaginable.
So long as nobody checks your recent comments, chances are you'll never be found... Unless the site has a built-in detector for certain terms.
Now, I am absolutely not the kind of person to spout racial slurs or what have you, but a few good cluster F-bombs?
Sounds like fun!
Damn.
+3Shame it couldn’t be the person who made the plane people.
LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
+3AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+3@LunarEclipseSP 404 Visibility errors of NATO
+3Boom Boom Boom Boom!
+3Their life was cut too soon!
Now they explore the nether,
From now until forever!