45.4k Graingy Comments

  • What happened to "read more" buttons in descriptions? 1.5 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii You know what also was a feature?
    Player curators.

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  • VTFA (Vertical Tri-Fuelsalage Aircraft) 1.5 years ago

    BREAKING NEWS
    "Ladies and gentlemen, today we bring you a report live from the field. The story is of a peculiar new innovation in transport technology. Grain Guy, over to you."
    "Thanks Mckenzie. Today I'm with a person who has invented something truly incredible: Negative Safety."

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  • Plane 1.5 years ago

    You people are crazy.
    Crazy!

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  • SimplePlanes in 2030 1.5 years ago

    Game dead tho
    So long as the site stays up I don’t intend to leave entirely.
    At least not currently…

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  • GT-3 ADEPT OF HATE (HATE BRINGER) 1.5 years ago

    At this point you might as well start doing 40k-esque stuff professionally.

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  • I'm unbanned, is anyone there? Is anyone here? 1.5 years ago

    Look, man.
    Take the L.
    Seriously.
    It will just make it look like you've learned nothing if you act super salty about it. People will not like that.
    Also, unrelated fun(????) fact, if you want to work this way: if until today, the 8th of January 2024, 9/11 was not funny, then it will take 29,909,183 more days until the Holocaust and other Nazi genocides become funny. Unrelated, but I feel like I just need to remind people how absolutely horrible the Nazis were, and why:
    There's still jokes about both of these events,
    but they need to be done very, very carefully.

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  • She's Looking Good So Far [TEASER] 1.5 years ago

    What a peculiar woman...

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  • [TGT] T2 Neuville-class Destroyer TSS Willefens 1.5 years ago

    @Guywhobuildsstuff no its speld bote lern too spel stooped.

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  • (Naval Target) Destroyer 1.5 years ago

    "Highly recommended to spawn in the water."
    But not strictly required...?

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  • Pls add this feature judroo 1.5 years ago

    The game is over, and it’s way too late to update the physics.

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  • hello 1.5 years ago

    Erika starts playing

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  • Why do people hate on new players planes? 1.6 years ago

    @SILVERPANZER Congrats on Plat

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  • F-112 Delta Spear 1.6 years ago

    @Guywhobuildsstuff No the XB-70 fighter

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  • Meet 1.6 years ago

    They’re plotting
    But what?

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  • Himmel Pioneer 1.6 years ago

    ... I was gonna spotlight to flex having 8 more points than you, but I've reached the daily limit. And by the time it's tomorrow, you'll have overtaken me...
    Darn.

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  • the snoopity droopity 1.6 years ago

    What have you done?

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  • Realistic Flamethrower 1.6 years ago

    @Majakalona SimpleEggFriedRice

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  • Here's your twokinds [PART TWO] 1.6 years ago

    “Y'know, now that I think about it, maybe you shouldn't follow your dreams.”
    -Gooseworx, 2023

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  • Help! 1.6 years ago

    If I had to guess just keep slamming your head into your keyboard until you get it right.

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  • Force Z 1.6 years ago

    VENGEANCE FOR THE EMPIRE!

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  • THE 1.6 years ago

    Thee or Thuh?

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  • I am speechless 1.6 years ago

    @Majakalona So many broken rocks...
    A tragedy, really.

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  • There should be a firefighting tool 1.6 years ago

    There's a reason fighter jets don't have toilets: They're redundant

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  • So how is it going? 1.6 years ago

    @Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
    And other more direct religious references?
    I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
    Wear it with pride.

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  • Heavy Support Bunker Buster Mk.IV A "Pallas, 901" 1.6 years ago

    Ammo capacity: 1

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  • Crime against humanity 1.6 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP

    WOOOO!

    Slathers self in pasta sauce and runs into a Canadian orphanage holding a Molotov cocktail while entirely nude

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  • This looks neat, I wonder if AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1.6 years ago

    The Spongebob Walker and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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  • Simple Neger human-torpedo 1.6 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP It was named after the designer, iirc.
    His name did, in one translation, mean "[Spanish word for black]"

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  • [PSM] Lockheed Martin F-35A(ER) Lightning II with simple thrust vectoring 1.7 years ago

    congrats on plat.
    Saw you upvoted a forum so hurried over to one of your posts to say this

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  • Graingy but normally sized 1.7 years ago

    @BeechcraftA35

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  • Me 1.7 years ago

    @Simplestupid No, Maywar is on Smearth

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  • Me 1.7 years ago

    @Majakalona @42 @ZerkkeZxe I am impressed by how fast you people were

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  • Notice 1.7 years ago

    I wish you luck with your Jello No Organs

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  • if i tagged someone in a Unlisted post would they see the post early? 1.7 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 It's also a great way to gossip about another player's totally awful hair and laugh cruelly and talk about the upcoming prom...
    oh no they took off their glasses my facking heart stopped

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  • One of the most annoying things in the designer.. 1.7 years ago

    Or when it totally screws up connections

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  • Spaghetti code yet again 1.7 years ago

    Pasta!
    Pizza!
    Put it in a

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  • Ca 1.7 years ago

    @ToeTips No it's fully downloaded it just hasn't decompressed yet

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  • Binder Clip 1.7 years ago

    @Majakalona new quest: attach binder clip to DJT’s pp

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  • Binder Clip 1.7 years ago

    Wow! Cool LAAT replica!

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  • Regarding mass tagging 1.7 years ago

    @starmango SimplePlanes Jesus?
    Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine.

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  • Italian Tech Tree 1.7 years ago

    As someone who played War Thunder for a few years, this is certified accurate.
    It's like that one go-cart with an autocannon that I cannot remember the name of.
    Still have memories of being R3'd in a Panzer 4 on that one jungle beach map.
    All in all, I don't really miss that game all too much.

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  • Frigate diy (SimplePlanes IRL)maybe 1.8 years ago

    Lower picture: French navy
    Upper picture: Russian navy

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  • Aircraft of cool 1.8 years ago

    Jokes about your spelling aside, welcome to the site.
    I've been here 5.6 years (mostly away, rarely actually playing), and let me tell you it has most probably negatively affected my continuous growth and development as a person.

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  • All @Roles In SimplePlanes.com 1.8 years ago

    I swear what goes through people's minds when they make an account and then never use it?
    kinda haunting how many players made an account, uploaded a plane or two, then left.
    Years ago.
    So many accounts that far predate mine that were born, lived for a minute, then died, never to be picked up again...
    Also some days ago I discovered @Everyone by accident lol.
    The fun thing about these abandoned accounts is that you can go onto them and scream the most horrid stuff imaginable.
    So long as nobody checks your recent comments, chances are you'll never be found... Unless the site has a built-in detector for certain terms.
    Now, I am absolutely not the kind of person to spout racial slurs or what have you, but a few good cluster F-bombs?
    Sounds like fun!

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  • Final post 1.8 years ago

    Damn.
    Shame it couldn’t be the person who made the plane people.

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  • Sean's Supra in a jar 1.8 years ago

    LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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  • Sean's Supra in a jar 1.8 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II 1.8 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP 404 Visibility errors of NATO

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  • ASTERISK 90MM CANNON 1.8 years ago

    Boom Boom Boom Boom!
    Their life was cut too soon!
    Now they explore the nether,
    From now until forever!

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