50.2k Graingy Comments

  • Force Z 1.9 years ago

    VENGEANCE FOR THE EMPIRE!

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  • That one. 1.9 years ago

    Thee or Thuh?

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  • I am speechless 1.9 years ago

    @Majakalona So many broken rocks...
    A tragedy, really.

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  • There should be a firefighting tool 1.9 years ago

    There's a reason fighter jets don't have toilets: They're redundant

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  • So how is it going? 1.9 years ago

    @Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
    And other more direct religious references?
    I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
    Wear it with pride.

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  • Heavy Support Bunker Buster Mk.IV A "Pallas, 901" 1.9 years ago

    Ammo capacity: 1

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  • Crime against humanity 1.9 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP

    WOOOO!

    Slathers self in pasta sauce and runs into a Canadian orphanage holding a Molotov cocktail while entirely nude

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  • Spongebob dies irl 1.9 years ago

    The Spongebob Walker and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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  • Simple Neger human-torpedo 1.9 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP It was named after the designer, iirc.
    His name did, in one translation, mean "[Spanish word for black]"

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  • [PSM] Lockheed Martin F-35A(ER) Lightning II with simple thrust vectoring 1.9 years ago

    congrats on plat.
    Saw you upvoted a forum so hurried over to one of your posts to say this

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  • fatass 2.0 years ago

    @BeechcraftA35

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  • Me 2.0 years ago

    @Simplestupid No, Maywar is on Smearth

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  • Me 2.0 years ago

    @Majakalona @42 @ZerkkeZxe I am impressed by how fast you people were

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  • Notice 2.0 years ago

    I wish you luck with your Jello No Organs

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  • if i tagged someone in a Unlisted post would they see the post early? 2.0 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 It's also a great way to gossip about another player's totally awful hair and laugh cruelly and talk about the upcoming prom...
    oh no they took off their glasses my facking heart stopped

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  • One of the most annoying things in the designer.. 2.0 years ago

    Or when it totally screws up connections

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  • Spaghetti code yet again 2.0 years ago

    Pasta!
    Pizza!
    Put it in a

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  • Ca 2.0 years ago

    @ToeTips No it's fully downloaded it just hasn't decompressed yet

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  • Binder Clip 2.0 years ago

    @Majakalona new quest: attach binder clip to DJT’s pp

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  • Binder Clip 2.0 years ago

    Wow! Cool LAAT replica!

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  • Regarding mass tagging 2.0 years ago

    @starmango SimplePlanes Jesus?
    Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine.

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  • Italian Tech Tree 2.0 years ago

    As someone who played War Thunder for a few years, this is certified accurate.
    It's like that one go-cart with an autocannon that I cannot remember the name of.
    Still have memories of being R3'd in a Panzer 4 on that one jungle beach map.
    All in all, I don't really miss that game all too much.

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  • Frigate diy (SimplePlanes IRL)maybe 2.0 years ago

    Lower picture: French navy
    Upper picture: Russian navy

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  • Aircraft of cool 2.1 years ago

    Jokes about your spelling aside, welcome to the site.
    I've been here 5.6 years (mostly away, rarely actually playing), and let me tell you it has most probably negatively affected my continuous growth and development as a person.

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  • All @Roles In SimplePlanes.com 2.1 years ago

    I swear what goes through people's minds when they make an account and then never use it?
    kinda haunting how many players made an account, uploaded a plane or two, then left.
    Years ago.
    So many accounts that far predate mine that were born, lived for a minute, then died, never to be picked up again...
    Also some days ago I discovered @Everyone by accident lol.
    The fun thing about these abandoned accounts is that you can go onto them and scream the most horrid stuff imaginable.
    So long as nobody checks your recent comments, chances are you'll never be found... Unless the site has a built-in detector for certain terms.
    Now, I am absolutely not the kind of person to spout racial slurs or what have you, but a few good cluster F-bombs?
    Sounds like fun!

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  • Final post 2.1 years ago

    Damn.
    Shame it couldn’t be the person who made the plane people.

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  • Sean's Supra in a jar 2.1 years ago

    LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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  • Sean's Supra in a jar 2.1 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II 2.1 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP 404 Visibility errors of NATO

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  • ASTERISK 90MM CANNON 2.1 years ago

    Boom Boom Boom Boom!
    Their life was cut too soon!
    Now they explore the nether,
    From now until forever!

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  • I OFFICIALLY OWN SIMPLE PLANES ON PC!!!! 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman
    SimplePlanes!
    Vomit-inducing PSM maneuvers from the relaxation of your own bed!
    Buy now!

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  • This is just annoying. 2.1 years ago

    OOh yeah that 24-5-16 loser?
    Bastard linked me to an unlisted craft of two graves, one tombstone with super ariliner or whatever their name is, the other blank and empty. Think they said something like "there's room for one more".
    When I asked them if it was a threat, they said something like "just a joke". Don't know why but that prevented me from reporting them.
    Goddamnit I shouldn't give in to these Schrodinger's Douchebags

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  • Publishing tool 2.1 years ago

    Oooh boy Jundroo is never gonna live this one down.
    @AndrewGarrison Publishing... tag when?

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  • Target 2.1 years ago

    This post started the brainrot

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  • F55 Super Dasher 2.1 years ago

    @MrCOPTY we came

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.1 years ago

    I just realized, does this thing predate fuselage?

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  • I reached 100 Points! 2.1 years ago

    it took me like two and a half years to figure out forum posts lol

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  • Disruptor moment! 2.1 years ago

    I’m gonna be real with you, I think you’ve stopped making tanks and have started making gods with the physical form of tanks.

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  • Root Beer 2.1 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Memories of those shitty root beer lolipops
    God I always hated those

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  • I've been fixed 2.1 years ago

    Oh cool anyways what's your new password?

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  • McDonnell Douglas Rambo Jutter F-7.5 C 2.1 years ago

    Poor crippled F-15 pray for fast recovery

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  • X 2.1 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP
    English pronunciation "rules" obligate me to state the following:
    Zwitter.
    I am sorry.

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  • Douglas X-3 Stiletto 2.1 years ago

    Looks like what you'd get if you asked a kindergartener to draw a fighter jet, just without the "pew-pew"s

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  • What's up 2.2 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii Discord 🤮
    Real chads use Simpleplanes.com as their first social media!
    I did, and look how great I turned out!
    :)

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  • Galina 2.3 years ago

    You are going to hell

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  • WINGSIRON KZ880 SUPER CARGO 2.4 years ago

    Single deck quadjets with turbofans hurt my brain
    It's too much power!

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  • 1 part PLAAF roundel label (Free to use) 2.4 years ago

    Ahh the military of the PRC
    Proof why some people should not be let anywhere near nomenclature.
    People's Liberation Army Navy Marine Corps

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  • NX-77 "Vengeance" 2.4 years ago

    OKAY!
    WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS LET THE SR-71 INTO THE TU-22 ENCLOSURE!?!?

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  • MT-LB-12 2.4 years ago

    Russia makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry
    Ukraine makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry, but cooler

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  • Magneto Clutch System MK4V7 PINKMAN 2.4 years ago

    ... okay, I'm not at my mac, and even still my mac wouldn't be able to handle this, but still:
    What.
    You people need to chill we don't need you to solve ftl travel or anything it's just a silly plane game like damn.
    looks fancy though. Tickles the "oooh eee tech" part of my monkey brain

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