This gives me nostalgia.
Objectively, they are horrible.
But they remind me of years past when this was pretty much the only thing that someone like myself could conceivably make, even if I never personally tried.
I support this message (after almost 4 years lol), but to be safe you should probably stick to making slightly modified versions so the Mods don't take it as spam.
Maybe give him a silly hat or something?
@LunarEclipseSP Why would you give "of Vinci" your location when...
okay nevermind my attempt at creepy "I have your IP address"-type humour was gonna come off waaaayyyy too close to a pickup line.
Let's start over. Ahem
Organs. Hand them over.
BREAKING NEWS
"Ladies and gentlemen, today we bring you a report live from the field. The story is of a peculiar new innovation in transport technology. Grain Guy, over to you."
"Thanks Mckenzie. Today I'm with a person who has invented something truly incredible: Negative Safety."
Look, man.
Take the L.
Seriously.
It will just make it look like you've learned nothing if you act super salty about it. People will not like that.
Also, unrelated fun(????) fact, if you want to work this way: if until today, the 8th of January 2024, 9/11 was not funny, then it will take 29,909,183 more days until the Holocaust and other Nazi genocides become funny. Unrelated, but I feel like I just need to remind people how absolutely horrible the Nazis were, and why:
There's still jokes about both of these events,
but they need to be done very, very carefully.
... I was gonna spotlight to flex having 8 more points than you, but I've reached the daily limit. And by the time it's tomorrow, you'll have overtaken me...
Darn.
@Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
And other more direct religious references?
I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
Wear it with pride.
This gives me nostalgia.
+3Objectively, they are horrible.
But they remind me of years past when this was pretty much the only thing that someone like myself could conceivably make, even if I never personally tried.
@Monarchii Achievement unlocked: Exceedingly Potato
+3There is a most peculiar similarity in form factor between a mobile crane and a mobile ICBM launcher.
+3@LunarEclipseSP The drop in the unveil video was sick!
+3@Mousewithamachinegun123 In fact, I believe he DOXXED HIMSELF.
+3Quite the IDIOT, wouldn't you agree?
Safety features:
Multi-layer regenerative carbon-composite sheathing,
also known as "your skin".
+3TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHAFUKKA!!!
+3Please, do.
+3Just don't use it on me.
I... somehow get the feeling we may need it soon...
@Monarchii I think I'm missing something here.
+3I think you confuse "spikes" with "rotary cannon".
+3Common mistake, really.
WHERE'S THE FUNNY?
+3Rule Britannia starts playing
+3You should make a kayak with a Javelin antitank missile
+3The aerodynamics of a locomotive crushed under a bridge crane.
+3Gun YouTubers when they destroy 5,000 watermelons and unlock the gold skin:
+3Holy hell
+3Chat is this real?
I support this message (after almost 4 years lol), but to be safe you should probably stick to making slightly modified versions so the Mods don't take it as spam.
+3Maybe give him a silly hat or something?
Holy hell
+3Oh, haha, excuse me for a moment
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+3Wow I feel so honoured. 0_0
+3@theIntruderReal @Majakalona @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore I'm feeding all of you to the combine harvester.
@LunarEclipseSP Why would you give "of Vinci" your location when...
+3okay nevermind my attempt at creepy "I have your IP address"-type humour was gonna come off waaaayyyy too close to a pickup line.
Let's start over.
Ahem
Organs. Hand them over.
She An'd on my Drew till I Garrisoned
+3It looks like if a Ar 234, an He 162, and an A-10 had a night out and this was the result.
+3@jamesPLANESii You know what also was a feature?
+3Player curators.
BREAKING NEWS
+3"Ladies and gentlemen, today we bring you a report live from the field. The story is of a peculiar new innovation in transport technology. Grain Guy, over to you."
"Thanks Mckenzie. Today I'm with a person who has invented something truly incredible: Negative Safety."
You people are crazy.
+3Crazy!
Game dead tho
+3So long as the site stays up I don’t intend to leave entirely.
At least not currently…
Look, man.
+3Take the L.
Seriously.
It will just make it look like you've learned nothing if you act super salty about it. People will not like that.
Also, unrelated fun(????) fact, if you want to work this way: if until today, the 8th of January 2024, 9/11 was not funny, then it will take 29,909,183 more days until the Holocaust and other Nazi genocides become funny. Unrelated, but I feel like I just need to remind people how absolutely horrible the Nazis were, and why:
There's still jokes about both of these events,
but they need to be done very, very carefully.
What a peculiar woman...
+3@Guywhobuildsstuff no its speld bote lern too spel stooped.
+3"Highly recommended to spawn in the water."
+3But not strictly required...?
The game is over, and it’s way too late to update the physics.
+3Erika starts playing
+3@SILVERPANZER Congrats on Plat
+3@Guywhobuildsstuff No the XB-70 fighter
+3They’re plotting
+3But what?
... I was gonna spotlight to flex having 8 more points than you, but I've reached the daily limit. And by the time it's tomorrow, you'll have overtaken me...
+3Darn.
What have you done?
+3@Majakalona SimpleEggFriedRice
+3“Y'know, now that I think about it, maybe you shouldn't follow your dreams.”
+3-Gooseworx, 2023
If I had to guess just keep slamming your head into your keyboard until you get it right.
+3Cr
+3VENGEANCE FOR THE EMPIRE!
+3Thee or Thuh?
+3@Majakalona So many broken rocks...
+3A tragedy, really.
There's a reason fighter jets don't have toilets: They're redundant
+3@Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
+3And other more direct religious references?
I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
Wear it with pride.
Ammo capacity: 1
+3@LunarEclipseSP
WOOOO!
Slathers self in pasta sauce and runs into a Canadian orphanage holding a Molotov cocktail while entirely nude
+3The Spongebob Walker and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
+3