27.7k Jetpackturtle Comments

  • WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE ANIME GIRLS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE? 5.0 years ago

    top 10 questions science still can't answer

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  • How does one become a moderator (mod)? 5.5 years ago

    First, you must sell your soul to the pawn stars for no more than $420, then Jundroo will make preparations for the ceremony which involves 69 people standing in a hexagonal shape and chanting the lyrics to "Never Gonna Give You Up". After the first chorus has completed the deceased ghost of hypnotoad will eat your current rank, and out of his fourth head will spring forth a blood-red Mod tag. Andrew will then bestow upon you a mighty banhammer and train you in the arts of the flame war. At precisely 4:20 an army of Pepes will crowd surf you to the top of the world and finalize the ceremony by branding you. You are now indebted to the SP community and will serve it for 6969 years.

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  • Uh Oh... 6.1 years ago

    inhales
    lol

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  • huh 6.2 years ago

    when your last location was Sky Park City

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  • Covetous XII 5.2 years ago

    someone get sleddriver an inhaler

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  • There's a first for everything... 5.2 years ago

    now do a donut

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  • dont go to Area 51 5.4 years ago

    1: it's a joke
    2: it's a joke
    3: they absolutely would keep it a secret

    +9
  • Why Are there Even Cooldowns? 6.4 years ago

    I had to cooldown to upvote this

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  • Funniest/Stupidest thing you or someone has done on SP? 5.1 years ago

    shouting out jim1the1squid

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  • Tag request - Actually Flies 5.2 years ago

    @BogdanX

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  • Guys, Belugasub needs your help 5.2 years ago

    we must shipp the craccers

    +8
  • this guy in minecraft chat 5.2 years ago

    bruh, in ksp everything looks like an animaniacs episode
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    at least i can make stuff look halfway realistic here

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  • Perry the Stratopuss 6.8 years ago

    This is...
    a new meme

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  • The upvote problem 4.3 years ago

    "People who think the simple planes community has to be uptight and serious are going to be the ones who eventually kill it."
    bro word

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  • banned for no fcking reason on the discord builders club 4.4 years ago

    idk bro violating sp rules to rant about this is kinda cringe

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  • German Corsair 4.4 years ago

    the comment section is more entertaining than the actual fact that this is now at 137 upvotes

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  • Map Mod Suggestions 4.9 years ago

    a midwest map with neighborhoods and cornfields, we need this so badly

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  • Crapenstein™ coming soon™ 5.1 years ago

    you have f a i l e d the vibe check

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  • I will try and make a new "Newspaper" for SP.com 5.2 years ago

    @Jim1the1Squid
    1: it's a terrible idea to create something other than crafts for points only
    2: there's a website rule stating that users should keep politics to a minimum
    3: the SP weekly really is all the community needs, it hits all the bases
    4: posting a news report daily is a bad idea anyways, if people can access this site then they can access a local news site
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    tldr please do not unless you want to get flattened by the almighty hammer of ban

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  • do mobile freindly builds even matter anymore? 5.2 years ago

    be me
    have a 2017 kindle fire
    can run 200 parts max at like 10 fps
    i cri evertim

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  • When you try and attempt paneling in real life 5.4 years ago

    white rank intensifies

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  • Fortress 5.4 years ago

    Absolutely incredible; deserves far more upvotes, which is something I don't usually say about 100+ upvote creations.

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  • The Usage of KTHXBYE 5.1 years ago

    do not question
    the elevated one

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  • I think Jim1the1squid’s account is glitched (or I’m glitched) 5.1 years ago

    @Aarons123 you may want to pin this.
    The ban is most likely permanent. He's pirated the game, evaded blocks, and spammed the forums. People who have done things like that often are banned for life. Also, I think you would be able to see his profile (albeit with a banned icon) if it was not permanent.
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    rip jim, the forums will flow sweeter

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  • The SPW, with Awsomur [49] 5.1 years ago

    spotlight was less pleasant than eating a bag of dry ice

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  • I’m alive!!! 5.2 years ago

    k, now don't ever make those 9/11 comments again

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  • The SPW, with Jim1the1Squid (Obsolete version) 5.2 years ago

    timer until this gets taken down starts now

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  • Guys, Belugasub needs your help 5.2 years ago

    @BlackhattAircraft we must dropp the snacc to the ducc

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  • Smoke test of Wildcat switch box 5.3 years ago

    Absolutely incredible, the switch box alone would earn 100 upvotes, at least.

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  • ANDREW GARRISON 5.4 years ago

    @Awsomur pirates of the caribbean earrape flute

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  • Eagle Pass 5.6 years ago

    holy fricc give us a tournament already

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  • Did Dllama4 quit? 5.6 years ago

    that means he is either banned or he deleted his account

    F

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  • McDonald's Douglas MD-80 6.1 years ago

    Are the seats those crappy yellow Mcdonalds benches?

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  • How to make a hor- I mean great plane 6.1 years ago

    step 5:
    name it the JELLY LOOK AT THIS plane

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  • wut? 6.2 years ago

    tonight on the SP weekly

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  • Caption This Photo! 6.5 years ago

    titanic theme plays

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  • Idiots 6.7 years ago

    This is why I homeschool :P
    In social circles (church, homeschool groups) I'm the RC and plane dude who doesn't talk to anyone...

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  • How does the point system work? 6.9 years ago

    Let's say three people upvote one of your planes. That would give you 15*3=45 points and put your points at 113. That would mean you would be a bronze user. I have around 12,000 points, but since bigger ranks require more time to progress to the next bigger rank, I'm still a 4th tier user (Gold).
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    Spotlights work differently than points. If you have more points than a person you can 'spotlight' their works. A spotlight sends a plane to all the followers of the person that spotlighted. Spotlighted planes show up in the 'Jet Stream' page.
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    Good ways to get points quickly is to build in a unique or detailed style, to always be kind, and to help others out.
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    :)

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  • SPMRP Discord 5.0 years ago

    @thefalkenreich jeez, just move to discord

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  • A whole crap ton of teasers! (Actually 3) 5.2 years ago

    you guys are building planes faster than im building up self assurance

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  • SimplePlanes Released In 1982 5.2 years ago

    tbh its cool, bu the pixelation is wayyy to far, even for '85

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  • How pretty much everyone flies on SimplePlanes [Very epic, not click bait.] 5.2 years ago

    i kid you not, i working a detasseling job this summer and the next field over this crop duster just explodes out of the horizon, pulls a crazy turn and heads down the next row like nobody's business

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  • Hurricane Dorian 5.2 years ago

    @thefalkenreich yea because you have 1/100 of the population of the U.S., you might say it would be a little easier to run your country, huh? It's a really sick thing to do to appropriate all Americans with mass shooters.
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    And the 9/11 attackers weren't American, genius. Show some respect.

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  • The NailDriver 5.2 years ago

    @Being He does make amazing aircraft, and I have nothing against using scripts, but he holds his method to be higher than all others. here
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    I don't think he understands that sometimes the thrill of making something work just like engineers at Rockwell or Lockheed did carries an immense thrill. Being able to design your own plane or car with the plausibility that it might function in real life is highly rewarding to me. He needs to understand that there are other ways of enjoying this game than his own; and the inclination to build in real life doesn't show a lack of imagination, it shows a will to succeed and reverse-engineer real planes, which takes a ton of curiosity and imagination.

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  • New Team Member 5.4 years ago

    oH MY GOD
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    this is the best news i've heard in months

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