163 Noahater5245 Comments

  • PF-SA-101 DarkRed 2.0 years ago

    I can imagine this thing would have to be unmanned and flown by some sort of super advanced, state of the art, top of the line AI because going from 0 to Mach 1 in under a second at full throttle would literally instantly liquify the poor human pilot. 😂😂😂

    +2
  • PF-SA-101 DarkRed 2.0 years ago

    Wow, this thing carries enough firepower to sink the entire USS Beast fleet in a (very high speed at approximately Mach 2.95, not even close to Mach 3) hit and run attack! :0

    +1
  • Where are you from? 2.1 years ago

    I’m from the USA.

  • Su-25T1M Frogfoot 2.2 years ago

    Ah, Russia’s answer to the US’s A-10 Warthog. 😂😂😂

  • SR-72 DARKSTAR 2.2 years ago

    I like this plane, but I don’t like the “speed wobbles” and the plane spontaneously exploding if you try to go really fast. I literally exploded at around 1300 - 1400 mph (Mach 1.7 - 1.83)

  • vva-14 with epic armamaents (ROOF MOUNTED CIWS!!!) 2.2 years ago

    Dang, this thing is a MONSTER, I was able to take out the entire USS Beast fleet without suffering a scratch

  • F-116PH Stealth Interceptor 2.4 years ago

    Just an FYI, if you need more thrust to takeoff from shorter runways like Bandit airport, use the afterburner

  • F-116PH Stealth Interceptor 2.4 years ago

    Never mind, found the switch and figured out how to get airborne, but I didn’t last very long before I eventually lost control and crashed into the ground. 😂😂😂

  • F-116PH Stealth Interceptor 2.4 years ago

    Can someone please give me a labeled diagram of where all the switches are? I’m stuck on the step of turning on the JFS because I can’t see a switch for it.

  • Autoturret AA Tank with VT fuse 2.6 years ago

    Wow, the 50mm cannon on this is surprisingly powerful, I was able to easily sink the USS Beast fleet with it, another reason I love using this! :D

  • A 10 warthog with Explosive cannon 2.6 years ago

    Nice, I was able to take out most of the USS Beast fleet with this before being blown out of the sky! :D

  • Autoturret AA Tank with VT fuse 2.6 years ago

    I love it, especially due to the fact that you armed it with air-to-air missiles as well, I’m having too much fun blowing up the AI with this! 😂😂😂

  • Guided Bomb 3.3 years ago

    @Idkidkidkzzzzzz Just if you have Overload, the tool that allows XML modding, take a bomb like the Boom 25 or Boom 50 and set the explosionScale to a certain number. Bigger number = more powerful explosion, smaller number = weaker explosion

    +3
  • Jackhammer BaseAntiShip 3.3 years ago

    I was able to kill the entire USS Beast fleet with this and I still have a large amount of extra Cleavers left, what do I do?

  • Jackhammer MLRS 3.3 years ago

    Wow, this thing can fire awfully fast for a rocket launcher, that’s a good thing!

    +1
  • Jackhammer Mk. 2 3.3 years ago

    I was able to roll it over about twice before it exploded @tookenbyanotherplayer

    +1
  • Jackhammer AT-5 ATGM 3.3 years ago

    Nice, I accidentally made this explode in such a way it launched me into the stratosphere and beyond and literally broke the game! 😂

  • Functional Missile 3.5 years ago

    How do you steer this? I can roll the missile, but I can’t pitch up or down.

  • Guided Bomb 3.8 years ago

    This thing doesn’t just kill convoys, I was able to kill the entire USS Beast battle group in one shot by XML modding the bomb in this thing to explode like a nuclear weapon, just don’t attach it to a really slow plane like the P-51 Mustang or you’ll be killed too when this monster of a bomb goes off @Mookr

  • Guided Bomb 3.8 years ago

    Just an FYI, if you set the explosion scale to something like 90, you basically have a bomb that explodes with the power of a large nuke going off.

    +3
  • Sukhoi SU-30 Flanker MKR-X1 Akari Squadron 3.8 years ago

    Apparently this thing can keep flying even if a wing and an engine is gone. Holy cow. 😳 Sort of reminds me of the US’s A-10 Warthog that can also take a pretty serious beating and keep flying as well.

  • Jackhammer Nuclear Launcher 3.8 years ago

    Yay, we have functional nuclear missiles in SimplePlanes because of this thing! :D

  • Ace PX-104 Paraplane 3.9 years ago

    Just an FYI, don’t use the USS Beast’s catapult with this, the plane will explode if you tried.

    +1
  • F/A-10 SEAHOG 3.9 years ago

    I just tried to test to see if it could still fly while taking damage after shooting at the USS Beast, I lasted for a few seconds then got completely blown apart. 😐

    On my second test run, I was able to take out the whole battle group by using the gun at first to take out the USS Beast and one of the destroyers at first, and then suicidally smashing into the last destroyer to take it out.

  • Steam Autumn Sale 4.0 years ago

    @Aeromotive Next autumn after that: SimplePlanes is practically free 😂

  • Aim-assisted self-propelled flak cannon 4.0 years ago

    You did way better than me, I just took the gun itself and stuck an engine and some wheels underneath it and called it a day. 😂

  • condor heavy loader 4.0 years ago

    This would be the perfect platform for a large attack helicopter, ngl

  • ALT-1A1 Federation I 4.0 years ago

    The “unclear” must be a self-destruct, because after using it, the entire vehicle exploded.

  • Jackhammer but it floats and drives on water 4.0 years ago

    Alternate title: Amphibious Jackhammer

  • Tilt Roter 4.0 years ago

    I’m not sure if this is intentional, but apparently this thing can still fly even if both propellers are destroyed, and it even floats in water. 0_0

  • M1A2 abrams 4.0 years ago

    @SparkySparkyTheFiretruck. With a T-72 gun inside of it apparently... 😂

  • M1A2 abrams 4.0 years ago

    Looking at the cannon itself, you scaled it to 125mm (size of the gun on a T-72), not 120mm like the M1 Abrams.

  • ak-2100 (self-propelled version) 4.0 years ago

    I@WarshipDude, What do you mean? I made sure to give credit where it was needed.

  • Twin Fairchildren Republic A-10 Warthog 4.0 years ago

    Note to self: this apparently doesn’t play nice with the USS Beast’s catapult with the engines at full power for some reason, causing it to uncontrollably crash into the ocean, explode, and send the cockpit up to some pretty crazy altitude at ridiculously high speed. 😐

    +1
  • Fastest speed boat 4.0 years ago

    Just an FYI, DO NOT try turning this thing at high speeds, or else it’s going to flip over.

  • Airborne auto turret testbed 4.0 years ago

    How do I use the automatic part of it? it doesn’t work for me. I can fire the gun manually, but the automatic part of your auto-turret doesn’t work for me

  • heavy bomber 4.0 years ago

    I was able to kamikaze attack the USS tiny by crashing into it with this thing. 😂

  • satisfying cannons 4.0 years ago

    So basically a 21 gun salute and then some 😂

  • Hover-tank 4.0 years ago

    @Helloooooooooo
    Explain to me how it sucks?

  • AMX 50B 4.0 years ago

    Apparently there’s a suspension piece it pushes against @Rgktwisted

  • Glock 1 4.1 years ago

    Welp, I tried to convert this thing to fire like an Uzi would, but the recoil was so ridiculous it caused the whole thing to explode 😂

  • Glock 1 4.1 years ago

    Nice

  • "Convoy Killer" Guided Cluster Bomb 4.1 years ago

    Apparently AG3 causes the thing to explode in mid-air after launch, even with the engine turned off, what am I doing wrong?

    +4
  • Tupolev Tu-95MS6 "Bear" 4.1 years ago

    Do you mind if I borrow the missile racks from this to use as a subassembly? I’ll give full credit if needed.

  • P-12 Starbullet 4.1 years ago

    I wish there were guided versions of the Boom 25 and Boom 50 so we didn’t have to try to make our own guided bombs.

  • P-12 Starbullet 4.1 years ago

    Never mind, I figured out how the guided bomb on this thing works

  • BRRRRRT! The Arma III A-164 Wipeout 4.1 years ago

    I was able to easily sink the USS Tiny using the gun on this thing.

  • futra2240 attack helicopter special 4.1 years ago

    Wow, that’s A LOT of rockets.

  • speed boat v2 4.2 years ago

    It’s nice, but horribly unstable at high speeds. I got it to around 143 mph before losing control and flipping the thing.

  • Steam Tank 4.3 years ago

    AG3 by itself doesn’t trigger the self destruct, but AG3 + throttle will, you might want to update your description