164 Skooze Comments

  • Boeing 747-200 Cyan Airlines Crash Roleplays! (V1.0) 2 days ago

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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  • Santa's Rusty Sleigh 4 months ago

    Santa’s sleigh is rusty, he just doesn’t know it yet🎅🎅🦀🤑

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  • DC10-10 CONTINENTAL 603 18 days ago

    I was a seeking out for a funnel
    Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
    Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
    Like Peppy LePew the scent
    Hey, hey, a lightweight clutch
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate
    Kitty ass button
    Tweeking and flexing if the wind blows just right
    Tacky and thumbs on polyester
    High water jumpsuits and a raped ape
    Woody has pix-n-facts
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate
    I don't know why
    I've got a joke too silly to say
    Don't trust the foams
    I have a dick, dick, hear my fucking hate!
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate
    Vinegar and water is gaining monthly
    Fiberglass insulation disguised as cotton candy
    Smiling down stream, El Rancho Ovulate
    Feeding a cow hamburger raw
    Peter brought me a tiki idol
    Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
    Homesick a bay aboard the Love Boat
    Tony Tenille, Sonny Bono, Charo
    Had a nice set of lungs
    I got my penis spayed
    I got a little tail
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I gotta be around pussy
    Don't let me fall
    I got a, hey-hey
    Well, you can't live
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate spayed
    I got my titillate

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  • DC10-10 NPAIONATE(27) 2 months ago

    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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  • DC10 American Airlines 191 one month ago

    Fighter jets rule

    +1
  • NASA Transonic Oblique Wing airplanes 4 months ago

    @Salah001XTripleVage Oh my damn goodness gracious can you just stop commanding people what to do. Bro is not your disposable slave that you can control. At least he works hard to make these fictional aircraft. It’s pretty hard to build these “proposed aircraft” due to the often lack of info, and he still manages to get these done. Compared to you, slapping text logos and painting parts of aircraft. Not everyone wants to build your same repetitive airliner shit for their entire SP career. Please accept that different types of builds exist.

    +1
  • Neco Arc 5 months ago

    Why does this remind me of the Radiohead logo

    +1
  • (Teaser) Airbus A320 Alaska Airlines 8 months ago

    SP music is goated

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  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 8 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 philly, LA, Tennessee, some other cities

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  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 8 months ago

    Shotguns. Lots of shotguns. And the hood.

    +1
  • Get some sleep 8 months ago

    @126 definitely not you
    Some dude made a post saying that he stayed up for 3 hours trying to make a plane

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  • I'm having fun but having also so much questions 8 months ago

    And my last thing to say stop begging for mobile mod support

    +1
  • I'm sorry, im such a dickhead... 24 days ago

    lmao go cry bout it

  • Bombardier Crj-700 American Airlines Flight 5342 one month ago

    OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯

  • Cessna 208 Caravan 2 months ago

    My favorite GA aircraft

  • My Friends Can Alliance With Me 2 months ago

    Kind sir how old are you

  • guys are you locked in rn 3 months ago

    @YarisSedan 🗿🗿🗿

  • Skooze PSA: PLEASE accept the truth! 5 months ago

    @Graingy find out for yourself ;)

  • Skooze PSA: PLEASE accept the truth! 5 months ago

    @Rb2h @Graingy so some people finally read my preppy coquette bio🥰🥰🔥🔥

  • Reset and Retirement 5 months ago

    another one bites the dust

  • I'm leaving for real 7 months ago

    @126 @Graingy I don’t have a problem with grain guy. Like i said in my original comment, I was joking. We’re good.

  • Please. idk 7 months ago

    Build a doohickey or a thingamabob

  • I'm leaving for real 7 months ago

    You gotta start acting like graingy or maj or at least start making low quality meme posts to build a fanbase and get people to like you. Then, no matter what you post, your internet swifties will upvote your post no matter how good or bad it is.


    Jk man, please stay.

  • Skooze Survey: Your Favorite SP User? 8 months ago

    The wholesomeness💯💯

  • How do you remove the shadow ban? 8 months ago

    There isnt a shadow ban on builds. Maybe learn how to upload with a custom thumbnail?

  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 8 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 mb I meant to say Memphis

  • normal jet 8 months ago

    @A380istheGOAT you could have used a photo of the plane. Bet you nut to anime girls 24/7 and has not touched grass once. This is why you lost all your friends. Grow up buster.

  • Kindness PSA 2: Electric Boogaloo 8 months ago

    Youngblud why are you having conversations with yourself @Graingy

  • How can I most effectively break things? 8 months ago

    @Graingy what are you on

  • Nvm 8 months ago

    Looks like jundroo has a skill issue

  • Good Bye 8 months ago

    Goodbye

  • Skooze PSA: PSA?? 8 months ago

    @Strucker wouldn’t it be funny if you didn’t?

  • Skooze PSA: PSA?? 8 months ago

    @Randomplayer ferb

  • It has been a while. 8 months ago

    Welcome back my g

  • Wizzbang 8 months ago

    Wizz! Bang!

  • Guess who 8 months ago

    @LM0418 you do look familiar