4,623 TheMaus Comments

  • Antonov An-225 5.2 years ago

    We pay to use full runway, We use full runway

    +17
  • [PINNED] Official Discord Server List. 2.8 years ago

    All is done, can we like stop the drama instead of dragging it? Its honestly tiring. @SodiumIodide

    +15
  • [PINNED] Official Discord Server List. 2.8 years ago

    the milk has already been spilt, stop crying over it as its already happened, and you can’t just get it back in the jug.

    +14
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    Add Maywar to mobile.

    +14
  • COVID-19 Vaccine 4.1 years ago

    It’s not a vaccine, it’s a vacacinne, it’s a fake vaccine and injects COVID 19 into you instead of injecting the vaccine.

    +14
  • [PINNED] Official Discord Server List. 2.8 years ago

    This community sure likes drama a lot…

    +12
  • What annoys you the most about the SP website? 4.7 years ago

    No concerns. Awesome community.

    +12
  • Battle Bus 5.3 years ago

    Minecraft good Fortnite bad

    +10
  • Can you just stop stealing? 3.3 years ago

    Not only that, some guy called jundroo is also doing that with cockpits.

    +9
  • Ok you can all stop complaining now 3.4 years ago

    “multiples emails”

    +9
  • Mine Cart Run! 5.2 years ago

    Imagine if someone made this to krakabloa

    +9
  • SimplePlanes VR - Coming 2021 to Steam and Oculus Quest 3.3 years ago

    wait they’re releasing a huge update, finally

    +8
  • PSA : Quit asking for mobile versions of mods. 3.5 years ago

    We iOS peeps never even had mods in the first place.

    +8
  • Creeper 5.3 years ago

    Lyrics of Revenge

    So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, side side to side,
    This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, diamonds tonight
    Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
    Oh no it's you again,
    I could never forget those eyes eyes eyes, eyes eyes eyes eyes

    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
    'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
    And run, run until it's done, done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

    Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
    That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time,
    Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside
    Don't be tardy,
    So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die

    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
    'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
    And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,

    Captain Sparklez:
    Creepers, you're mine

    Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
    Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro,
    The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro

    Training in your room under the torch light,
    Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
    Every single day and the whole night,
    Creeper's out prowlin' - alright

    Look at me, look at you,
    Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
    I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
    And my blade's gonna tear through you

    Bring it

    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
    Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and go, take your revenge,
    So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show
    Them your bite,
    'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
    'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
    And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
    'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again

    +8
  • Pigpen 3.1 years ago

    nice

    +7
  • Bamboozled 3.3 years ago

    SP humor is just really nice in a way, I can’t express it really.

    +7
  • The Rafale in SP 3.4 years ago

    Tag me. Looks wonderful. Sorry about yesterday’s drama btw.

    +7
  • Textured fuselage block: camouflages, decals, my Patreon. 3.7 years ago

    I swear if jundroo doesn‘t add everything that you make.

    +7
  • Whats the lowest you ever flown in simpleplanes 3.8 years ago

    When I took off.

    +7
  • A couple of revelations about cannons in SP 4.9 years ago

    You are that one nerd in class everyone likes.

    +7
  • The Angry Crewmate walker 4.1 years ago

    White: red sus
    Everyone: votes red
    Red:

    +6
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    Include 90fps and 120fps for mobile devices that support it.

    +5
  • This community disturbs me. 3.3 years ago

    I love peppa pig lore

    +5
  • Airbus a320-200 4.0 years ago

    Sully is a hero.

    +5
  • fs2002.exe 2.6 years ago

    Still better than Infinite Flight in terms of graphics.

    +4
  • Air-India 767-300ER 3.0 years ago

    Literally all us indians storming this build.

    +4
  • Finally 3.5 years ago

    maus

    +4
  • Douglas DC-8-61 Nationair Canada 3.9 years ago

    I love how the planes have to land fast as that was something rl.

    +4
  • About my post (I am not death!) 3.9 years ago

    For me, its terrible. My best plane got 2 upvotes and a sandwich I made got 8. SP community is certainly weird.

    +4
  • SNOWSTONE IS ON MOBILE 4.1 years ago

    Snowstone was always here. The desert island isn’t.

    +4
  • Concorde SST 4.1 years ago

    xD 2707 parts.

    +4
  • I Would Like A Name Change 4.8 years ago

    You don’t need to change it. It’s not cringe.

    +4
  • i am extremely upset... 4.9 years ago

    Ur missing a huge chunk called iOS.

    +4
  • WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE ANIME GIRLS AS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE? 5.0 years ago

    Yeah, anime is ok but NOT THE GIRLS. NOT THE OVER OBSESED WEEBS.@Gameboi14

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.2 years ago

    Probably when everyone upvotes it.@BMilan

    +4
  • Stuka Blyat! 5.3 years ago

    Germans:Here’s our best dive bomber
    Russia:Thanks
    Russia: giggles
    Russia: talks to stalinium
    Russia: modifies
    Germany: you done yet?
    Russia: Yup

    +4
  • Mustang GT 5.3 years ago

    FORD MUSTANG, MORD FUSTANG

    +4
  • How to gain points? 5.4 years ago

    Thx for the guidance @randomusername

    +4
  • I know how to download mods on ands 2.8 years ago

    omg you foun out how to donload mod android free apk omg omg moment1!!1!!1!!!!11!1

    +3
  • Panzerkampfwagen VIII "Maus" 3.2 years ago

    Yes.

    +3
  • Control Indicator 3.6 years ago

    I wish I had SP on my PC.

    +3
  • It Is Everywhere 3.7 years ago

    Clear all cookies.

    +3
  • Where do you stand? 3.7 years ago

    I disagree with a few things but that is human nature. ED hasn’t done much wrong. I told him to have a nice day and he replied, “Okay, I’ll try to.”, that’s just a figure of how much he’s been harassed and bullied. I hope people have figured their mistakes and vow to commit them again.@Mostly

    +3
  • Chengdu J-7G Fighter aircraft - [Fishbed] ( fixed) 3.8 years ago

    Dont beg for upvotes, you’ll be banned or your post will be deleted.

    +3
  • V1 3.8 years ago

    There aren’t instructions to make this fly....

    +3
  • Kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneth 3.8 years ago

    @KenTheMan

    +3
  • Weaponized Seal 3.8 years ago

    People use this on reddit for very sad posts. Thing is, its called the wholesome award.

    +3
  • PT 76M (Upgrade) 3.8 years ago

    I destroyed USS beast and ships around it

    +3
  • poop car 3.8 years ago

    Really well detailed! Great job!

    +3