9,409 Tookan Comments

  • Rolls-Royce Armoured Car 1.5 years ago

    räuls rouys

  • TERN Sabinal 1.5 years ago

    muhmahimacridnimal

    +1
  • 3.1 years on the site (Scrolling Simulator) 1.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    u shuold heking heck ursefl!!!

  • 3.1 years on the site (Scrolling Simulator) 1.5 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii
    I'm pinning this so people who visit this post have to scroll a lot more to get to the proper comments section.

    +2
  • 3.1 years on the site (Scrolling Simulator) 1.5 years ago

    To the people who scrolled, I hope you had fun doing so.

  • I have become old 1.5 years ago

    @Nerfaddict
    baut may garndma toyld me I am beg boye and gettynge old wen 2!!

    +1
  • mobile unfriendly F-15C Oregon Air National Guard 1.5 years ago

    If a shit post was a plane, this would be it.

    +1
  • Yak-9T 1.5 years ago

    cue rulo6000 ear rape Microsoft boot up sound effect

    +2
  • T-34-76 Mod. 1942 1.5 years ago

    But with a lot less mutilated tank crew and splattered cranberry juice on the white inner walls.

  • T-34-76 Mod. 1942 1.5 years ago

    Reminds me of the first person tank gameplay in Red Orchestra 2.

  • Russian Police UAZ-452 "Bukhanka (Loaf)" 1.5 years ago

    This reminds me of that Russian dashcam video where an apprehended suspect just opens the back door of a police van and walks out.

    +4
  • Sikorsky S-16 (RBVZ S-XVI) 1.5 years ago

    @ALTMTR
    Thanks for the 9 notifications and stuff, but you gotta chill out, like, gah damn.

    +2
  • Mig-21 Remaster 1.6 years ago

    @ollielebananiaCFSP
    That's not what I was doing at all bud, I go around and make dumbass statements all the time just for fun. But I'm not sure someone calling another person dumbass then bringing up something about their build is "helping to improve".

  • Mitsubishi A7M Reppu (Incomplete) 1.6 years ago

    The grandfather of anti-ship missiles.

    +1
  • Gold celebration special 1.6 years ago

    Never met you in my life, but congrats, not sure why you'd need to ping basically every gold member on the site though.

    +2
  • Chevrolet C7 ZO6 Corvette 1.6 years ago

    A poem about cars:
    .
    .
    kirrrrrrrr-chik
    Voaph-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah
    vroOM-vROom, wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-chik, vrooooooooOoooooOOOOM-CHIK-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-CHIK-VROOOOOOOOOOooooMmm-cHik, wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.

    +1
  • w 1.6 years ago

    @phrongus
    eL de baozioao

    +1
  • w 1.6 years ago

    "bieg bobmre evr"
    no, i made bigr boem ien toyeliht

    +1
  • It actualy flies and controlable 1.6 years ago

    @Planebuilder2123
    Since virtually no one asked, was it really worth the mass amount of tagging?

  • IN SIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.6 years ago

    Drugs are amazing substances...

    +3
  • Butterfly Knife 1.6 years ago

    @phrongus
    Urination into your own mouth hole = infinite water hack

    +1
  • Butterfly Knife 1.6 years ago

    Team Fortress Spy reference???????

    +1
  • Swiss saber 1.6 years ago

    The best tool for the average British argument

    +3
  • F-35B 1.6 years ago

    Goofy landing gear

    +3
  • Touching Grass Simulator 1.6 years ago

    I will send this as a link to anyone who builds something in the future with 5000+ parts

    +4
  • VR links 1.6 years ago

    Mil Mi-8 not a plane but it has a relatively complicated startup procedure.

  • Ohio Challenge (CLOSED) 1.6 years ago

    You could've just written "Cursed Plane Challenge" and everyone would be perfectly fine, but I wouldn't even call the whole Ohio thing an overused meme considering memes are meant to be funny, not cringy tiktok phrases.

    +3
  • IT-1 1.6 years ago

    I love this thing in war thunder, all I have to do is hide behind a rock taller than the IT-1's turret and fire ATGMs over the rock at unsuspecting people.

    +3
  • Grumman F3F-1 1.7 years ago

    lol imagine being held hostage at gunpoint by urself

    +1
  • I’m a rapper now lol 1.7 years ago

    @DeadlyDialga
    Cause all my (forbidden word)'s got it out the street

    +2
  • Class-Gangut "Paris Commune" Battleship 1.7 years ago

    SP players on their way to make the most beautiful, laggiest and unplayable builds on the website.

    +8
  • Vertigo Man- Slayer of Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    We have been saved from the haornie wrath of wasp woman! Huzzah my brothers!

    +3
  • Gloster Gladiator 1.7 years ago

    Gleosturr gledaetoer

    +1
  • Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    Dear god...We must stay strong men!

    +8
  • 3 Squadron F/A-18A Hornet Avalon Airshow 1.7 years ago

    @Auroren13
    Sorry to barge in, but here's a forum that can help you with that.

  • very important [NOT CLICKBAIT] 1.7 years ago

    haha u sayd ckock

    +1
  • All Fictional nations, ASSEMBLE! 1.7 years ago

    Krackiszhantnostan

    Flag: Kazakhstan's flag but the sun above the eagle is the kracc bacc orangutan.
    Political ideology: Totalitarian
    Human population: 1
    Location: my back yard
    Wildlife: 2 dogs, birds.
    GDP: $20.00 CAD (usually $0)
    Nation age: (as old as this comment)
    Lore: born from the ashes of my boredom, Krackiszhantnostan is a totalitarian regime with a low population count resulting in a low GDP.
    Main source of income: lol (virtually non existent)
    Climate: a white snowy hellscape for 10 months of a year.

    Flag link

  • War Thunder stuff 1.7 years ago

    @Rrrdant
    Yeah? Why?

  • War Thunder stuff 1.7 years ago

    @phrongus
    no shuddup

  • Napco Bronco 1.7 years ago

    long pener plne

    +1
  • War Thunder stuff 1.7 years ago

    @BaconAircraft
    True.

  • The Flying Saucer 1.7 years ago

    Time to take screenshots of this with 144p or lower resolution

    +2
  • War Thunder stuff 1.7 years ago

    @rexzion
    I was thinking about purchasing 3000 ge to convert to sl, but that would ruin the fact I've never spent a cent of on war thunder, I prefer feeding the snail sanity rather than money.

  • Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 1.7 years ago

    Lahmboorgeeniy suoopahcaer

    +1
  • new bomber not clickbait [REAL] [3:00AM] *SCARY* 1.7 years ago

    long pener plne

    +1
  • Engine Types: Part 1 (How Engines Work) 1.7 years ago

    @Graingy
    It's a (dirty) rhyme used to describe the 4 stroke piston cycle of an engine, suck is the intake stroke where an engine sucks in a gasoline/air mixture, squeeze is the compression stroke where the piston of an engine goes up to its Top Dead Center and compresses the air/fuel mixture, bang is the power stroke where the spark plug of an engine ignites the air/fuel in the cylinder, and blow is exhaust.

  • General Electric - CJ610 1.7 years ago

    @Graingy
    Yes...we meet again...please keep your partially deranged political ideologies away from me.

  • General Electric - CJ610 1.7 years ago

    Mobile players hate him!
    Learn how they doubled their part count using this one "simple" trick!

    +2