9,529 Tookan Comments

  • FAB-500 M62 5 days ago

    @BARREND
    Sure, but check the last bit of words on the description of this post though. You don't really need to ask.

  • Ea Nasir 5 days ago

    How my friend looks at me after I tell him that his handwriting looks like incomprehensible hieroglyphics:

    +1
  • Mig-29 Fulcrum (War Thunder Edition) 11 days ago

    🗣️"LEADING FOR LANDING"🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • The Legg one month ago

    i feel molested for having seen this

  • MiG-21RSW one month ago

    Mikoyan-Gurevich done tried to smoke whatever Sukhoi was on when they made the Berkut and ended up coming out with this

    +1
  • H&K G11 one month ago

    Palmetto State Armory pls make PSA G11

  • How did you first hear about simpleplanes? one month ago

    Randomly scrolled by it on my birthday in Google Play almost 5 years ago now, looked interesting so I decided to immediately put one of my gifts (a Google Play Gift Card) to use, got the game on my 13th Birthday.

  • When will that troll @AXEPOH get banned? one month ago

    @M4RBR3D4_BR34KF45T @YarisSedan
    His account wasn't hacked at all, that's just the way he is.

    I had a run-in with him when I, get this, made my first-ever airborne craft. He's a decent builder and knows the game's design mechanics somewhat well alongside some Funky Trees magic, he did have some Russian propellor Yakovlev trainer plane of some sort on his account that he just removes and reposts and I quote in his words but likely with better English; "it just disappears and comes back every once in a while" albeit with modifications every once in a while. So the story goes is that he isn't a good person at all, thinking back on it made me realize that he pretty much just manipulated me through a whole lot of ragebaiting and drama into convincing me to let him remake the flight model of my first ever aircraft to upload as an edited XML file to its current webpage (the Sikorsky S-16 on my account, which I will be delisting after this comment), the fucking audacity of that guy... After my brief drama with him, he seemed kinda like a "nice" guy who just wanted to help "improve" people's builds but proposed to do so by absolutely shit-talking the hell out of people which I found a weird approach to do so, I just took all of it and let him go at it to end my week-ish long banter with him. Thought he had genuinely changed as a person after I let him do his work, but only a few days later I saw him doing the same shit talk and "your builds suck and so do you as a person" schtick to a poor white rank who just posted something of his which essentially just threw all of the "he might be an ok person" stuff I previously thought about him out of the window into a burning dumpster fire. That was all over a year ago, I could've done something about it by maybe just facing him in the comments of whatever poor fool he wanted to shit on again but I then realized that it wasn't worth all the drama again so I ditched the idea, not to mention I stopped playing SP shortly after that incident for maybe a year and a half until I just started up recently again.

    Whole lotta yapper, but if you read it all, thanks for your time I guess.

    +2
  • [VR] Su-59UB 2 months ago

    HUUUUUUGE cockpit

    +1
  • Entwicklung E-100 2 months ago

    fatty

    +1
  • Sukhoi Su-39 Frogfoot (Su-25TM) 3 months ago

    -blue
    -big forehead

    Welcome back, Megamind.

    +1
  • [S-WAR] The average Rifles that the Retro's use. 5 months ago

    Khelyeta-11... HELLMET reference?

  • Linus and His jeep 5 months ago

    Ryan Gosling in 1945

  • [HMS]HOOD--[Highest quality] 8 months ago

    we pulling up in the hood

    vs.

    we puling up in the hood

    +1
  • OIL 8 months ago

    knock knock mf it's the United States of America we heard you found some of our

    O I L

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    +1
  • Tupolev Tu-70 "Cart" 9 months ago

    toob

    +1
  • Sukhoi Su-25 Frogfoot 9 months ago

    Play your Rook correctly and you could get a czechmate

  • Poltava/Petropavlovsk Class 10 months ago

    russian pre-dreadnoughts my beloved

  • Karen 10 months ago

    Would

  • um 10 months ago

    @phrongus
    tookan69

    May I ask why?

  • um 10 months ago

    @phrongus
    dead

  • only true OG's remember... 10 months ago

    @TheMouse
    OK

  • big log 11 months ago

    WE BOUTTA LOAD Short Logs: 3pts IN MUDRUNNER WITH THIS ONE 🗣 🔥🔥🔥🔥 💯💯

  • Polikarpov R-5 11 months ago

    Didn't even know this plane existed irl until 13 seconds ago

    +1
  • SimplePlanes 2 Announcement Trailer 11 months ago

    Cool, but will it drop before GTA6?

    +1
  • Feeling uninspired AGAIN...any ideas? 11 months ago

    A 1:1 scale/detailed model of a YAMZ-238M2 turbodiesel engine with at least 2000 parts

    +1
  • Trabant 601 11 months ago

    10/10 would take to a rally

    +1
  • [Monarchii War] Republic of Cobrastan one year ago

    From a Papers Please player, this is what happens when you let our fanbase have unrestricted access to Peruvian stuff and our own imagination

    +1
  • SU-85 Samokhodnaya Ustanovka one year ago

    10 months late, but my SU-122 was based on Alisuchanka's T-34 chassis too.

    Therefore, you've based a build on someone's build whose build was originally based on another person's build :D

  • Sesame the dog: To an enormous dumbass 1.1 years ago

    I have a French bulldog, a dog bred with all the downsides that a dog naturally doesn't have; low energy, stubby legs, inability to swim etc, a.k.a all the things that usually say "this dog has no ability to survive!" Despite this, he's aware of what is a toy and what isn't, he can tell the difference between a pair of slippers and something edible (doesn't mean he won't help himself to chewing up the slipper though), I once took him on a hiking trip and he refused to walk on a trail once since it was a little close to the edge of a small cliff drop, he also keeps distance from campfires and moving cars. So even though he was literally bred to have physical features that don't help his survivability at all, I've seemed to realize that he has better survival instincts than some of my friends' and neighbors' dogs from conversation. Although all that doesn't exclude the stupidest thing thing that I've seen him do; trying to make friends with a bunch of bees.

    +1
  • T-80B Mod.1982 1.1 years ago

    I like how the side skirt panels are folded/dented a little like they are in reality.

    +1
  • SMK-1 1.2 years ago

    I love this monstrosity in war thunder

  • D Point 1.3 years ago

    Need Backup!
    Never!
    Attack the D Point!
    Yes!
    Air!

  • KV-2 (no mod track) 1.4 years ago

    Nice build, but I think the wheels the tracks run on should be green like the rest of the KV-2 instead of a grey.

  • Everyone is Gold 1.4 years ago

    It's basically the largest grind or stretch of points here on the site, white rank is until 100, silver is at 1000, gold is at 5000, but platinum is at like, 25000. So people just end up getting stuck here for a loooooong time.

    +2
  • Object-775 1.4 years ago

    @phrongus
    I am dead

    +1
  • Object-775 1.4 years ago

    The low rider is a little higher (yeah)
    Low rider drives a little slower

  • Ragdoll Pilot Woman 1.4 years ago

    OK, so it's a pretty normal ragdo-

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    +7
  • BM Requests [TEMPORARILY CLOSED] 1.5 years ago

    Awesome! Even cooler you still remembered after a while!

  • Idea for @ollielebananiaCFSP @hpgbproductions And @realSavageMan 1.5 years ago

    @hpgbproductions
    Build French boulets man

  • T-62m SVO 1.5 years ago

    @FlirBlitz

    Dear frontline soldier of the Wagner group and/or Russian Ground Forces,

    Upon your request of ammo, the Ministry of Defense has concluded:

    "lol"

    Regards,
    Shoigu, Gerasimov

    +6
  • Block 1.5 years ago

    Damn, that's crazy.

    +1
  • Ural 432010 1.6 years ago

    Loaded: Short Logs (3pts)

    +1
  • WarThunder - HUD 1.7 years ago

    Gramercy!
    No!
    Attack the D Point!
    No!
    Getting Down!
    No!
    Destroy Hostile Troops!
    No!
    Attention to the Designated Grid Square! (D3)
    No!
    Defend the C Point!
    No!
    Follow Me!
    No!
    Need Backup!
    No!

    +9
  • V12 HYBRID Engine 1.7 years ago

    uhm

    +3
  • Sukhoi SU-35 Super Flanker 1.7 years ago

    @TheCommentaryGuy
    "Antei" "Fagot"
    .
    Hey wait a sec-

  • Flipped Australia 1.7 years ago

    ngl, it looks kinda like a map of the US when flipped

    +2
  • Curtiss C-46 Commando 1.7 years ago

    @MIAW26PERSIAN
    I was once iniMiiW

  • Curtiss C-46 Commando 1.7 years ago

    @MIAW26PERSIAN
    No