9,559 Tookan Comments

  • Looks like our builds are being popularized in different games (in a good way) 2.4 years ago

    @IAlsoBuildPlane
    yeah, well, tell that to the person who made the mod.

  • SimplePlanes Quote Book 2.4 years ago

    "Soon"
    -BaconAircraft teasing a new build for the 420 x 10^69th (4.2e+71) time but knowing very well he'll never upload it.

    +3
  • real Chinese police car 2.4 years ago

    Zao sheng hao zhong gou! Sheng xai wo yo, Bing Chilling! Wo hen xi huan, Bing Chilling! Dan shi, su du yu ji qing jiu, bi Bing Chilling!

    +1
  • Mil Mi-24 Hind [TEASER] 2.5 years ago

    The GSh-23 is the definition of Taco Bell bathrooms

  • Sukhoi Su-34 2.5 years ago

    The true form of anatidaephobia

    +1
  • Mil A-24 Thunderhind II 2.5 years ago

    Oh mah gawd bruh - oh hell nah man whya duh fugck man

    +4
  • Electronic Scale 2.5 years ago

    Is that Colombian bam bam in the thumbnail?

  • New scam bot? 2.5 years ago

    @Bellcat
    Tbf, I don't think there's much point in censoring the link if your common logic is good enough to tell you otherwise.

  • New scam bot? 2.5 years ago

    Small note: this bot comment was made on a stupid forum post (my previous forum post regarding a dumb drawing of a dog)

  • FT Missile Launcher 2.5 years ago

    Tags: "Civilian"
    Ah hell Naw 💀

    +3
  • T-60 GOLUB 2.5 years ago

    Damn, turns out this is an actual concept aircraft, non-fictional(ish)

    +1
  • [Teaser] Sukhoi 25 Phrogphoot 2.5 years ago

    Phrug PhöœT

  • Panzer-Dienstprogramm LKW 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    dhas with shie saed

    +1
  • DShK-40 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    Also, have you done this with other people? Where you go at their creations and make successors and stuff? Or just me?

  • DShK-40 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    There might be, it's been 1.7 years

  • WeaponPack-1 2.5 years ago

    PTRD best gopher rifle.

    +2
  • DShK-40 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    At least make it better tho, mine was eyeballed, follow a blueprint or smth

    +2
  • DShK-40 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    YOU THE FUGG DA AAAAAAAA

    +1
  • dog 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    no u the nerd >:(((((

    +1
  • dog 2.5 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    A little late on the good luck thing, but thanks anyway.

    +1
  • dog 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    Hey, no fair! You didn't say that in the first place!1!1!1!!!

    +1
  • FAB-500 M62 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    u meanie for telling on me!!!!111!!!1

    +2
  • FAB-500 M62 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    no u uno revers card

    +2
  • Su-35 Dragon 2.5 years ago

    Goofy ahh oh mah god bruh oh hell nah man what da phug man lookin Su-35

    +1
  • FAB-500 M62 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    It was 500kg last I remember measuring its weight while not being connected to anything (same weight as ur mother btw no cap frfr on god)

    +2
  • FAB-500 M62 2.5 years ago

    @phrongus
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAB-500
    First thing under specifications bozo+L+ratio+seethe+balls

    If you're actually being serious about that statement and not actually joking, the explosive weight is 300kg, steel/metal casting/casing is an additional 200kg

    +1
  • A very normal multiplayer session. 2.5 years ago

    big pigon

  • Maxwell 2.5 years ago

    Almost at platinum now, would be funny if you reached it via Maxwell

    +1
  • What is the least used parts in SP? 2.5 years ago

    Fuselages for most white ranks

    +2
  • Gaz 24 "Volga" 2.5 years ago

    @RailfanEthan
    Truly a KGB moment

  • The End Of BVVD 2.5 years ago

    ngl, this is my first time seeing a War Thunder player hate the devs rather than the game itself

  • Taliban-soldier-1 2.5 years ago

    Why are Americans bad at playing Clash Royale? Because they've already lost two towers-

    +6
  • Map of Liberty City(GTA IV) 2.5 years ago

    RIP Roman

    +1
  • The USS Beast Has "Interesting" Proportions... 2.5 years ago

    When the USS Beast's runway just isn't big enough

    +2
  • Maxwell 2.5 years ago

    Maxwell missle when

  • Panzer IIl Ausf J 2.5 years ago

    Kanye West when Poland exists

    +2
  • Modern Russian soldier (Reload model) 2.5 years ago

    Also, the AK-74M you made on this creation appears to have a gas block from an AK-12/AK-105

    +1
  • Modern Russian soldier (Reload model) 2.5 years ago

    I think in most cases where Russian soldiers are equipped with Ratnik like this, their uniforms underneath would match the colours of their body armour, as I don't believe there's a khaki version of their EMR pattern. But it's still cool to find another person interested in Russian military stuff and not Russia's political intentions.

    +4
  • IS-3 2.5 years ago

    I love this tank in War Thunder, it'll deflect a solid APDS round from a Leopard 1, but will die to a 7.62mm machine gun bullet that ricocheted off of the turret manlet into the tank hitting a crew member resulting in a "Fuel Explosion"

    +2
  • Vietnam bush 2.5 years ago

    Man: (peeing in a bush)
    Bush: "nice c*ck"
    Man: "Thanks...wait a sec-"

    +10
  • Medical hiatus 2.5 years ago

    Challenge; squeeze lemon juice into the cut.
    .
    Dumb jokes aside, get well soon.

    +1
  • German Person 2.5 years ago

    German Corsair Final Boss Battle Edition

  • Yamato 2.5 years ago

    It's a blessing this isn't in 20200 parts

    +3
  • Fun fact: you can teleport anywhere 2.5 years ago

    People in multiplayer are gonna be flabbergasted when others start to teleport everywhere

    +7
  • DevConsole Shenanigans: 2.5 years ago

    SimplePlanes: Ohio Update

    +3
  • G-Force Effects 2.5 years ago

    As if enemy AI weren't already enough of tryhards to be a pain in the arse, now we can temporarily render ourselves useless mid-fight

    +1
  • AI stupider? (My story) 2.5 years ago

    I don't think the AI is programmed to make decisions that complex as they run on code rather than visual sense/logic, best you could do is load up the pig pen, and XML edit the missiles on it to have a minimum range where it cannot lock/fire, you can do this by selecting a missile, opening the XML editor, going to the part of the menu labeled "missle" and add a new value/thing at the bottom named "minRange" and set the value to the minimum distance in meters (i.e. 300)

    +2
  • The Original SimplePlanes Launch Trailer 2.5 years ago

    We've really went from concrete brick airplanes to masterpieces on the front page since then huh?

  • 666 points 2.5 years ago

    @Brendorkus
    Same, but I think a brown snakey slipped out

    +1