9,409 Tookan Comments

  • DShK-40 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    Also, have you done this with other people? Where you go at their creations and make successors and stuff? Or just me?

  • DShK-40 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    There might be, it's been 1.7 years

  • WeaponPack-1 1.9 years ago

    PTRD best gopher rifle.

    +2
  • DShK-40 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    At least make it better tho, mine was eyeballed, follow a blueprint or smth

    +2
  • DShK-40 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    YOU THE FUGG DA AAAAAAAA

    +1
  • dog 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    no u the nerd >:(((((

    +1
  • dog 1.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    A little late on the good luck thing, but thanks anyway.

    +1
  • dog 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    Hey, no fair! You didn't say that in the first place!1!1!1!!!

    +1
  • FAB-500 M62 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    u meanie for telling on me!!!!111!!!1

    +2
  • FAB-500 M62 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    no u uno revers card

    +2
  • Su-35 Dragon 1.9 years ago

    Goofy ahh oh mah god bruh oh hell nah man what da phug man lookin Su-35

    +1
  • FAB-500 M62 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    It was 500kg last I remember measuring its weight while not being connected to anything (same weight as ur mother btw no cap frfr on god)

    +2
  • FAB-500 M62 1.9 years ago

    @phrongus
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAB-500
    First thing under specifications bozo+L+ratio+seethe+balls

    If you're actually being serious about that statement and not actually joking, the explosive weight is 300kg, steel/metal casting/casing is an additional 200kg

    +1
  • A very normal multiplayer session. 1.9 years ago

    big pigon

  • Maxwell 1.9 years ago

    Almost at platinum now, would be funny if you reached it via Maxwell

    +1
  • What is the least used parts in SP? 1.9 years ago

    Fuselages for most white ranks

    +2
  • Gaz 24 "Volga" 1.9 years ago

    @RailfanEthan
    Truly a KGB moment

  • The End Of BVVD 1.9 years ago

    ngl, this is my first time seeing a War Thunder player hate the devs rather than the game itself

  • Taliban-soldier-1 1.9 years ago

    Why are Americans bad at playing Clash Royale? Because they've already lost two towers-

    +6
  • Map of Liberty City(GTA IV) 1.9 years ago

    RIP Roman

    +1
  • The USS Beast Has "Interesting" Proportions... 1.9 years ago

    When the USS Beast's runway just isn't big enough

    +2
  • Maxwell 1.9 years ago

    Maxwell missle when

  • Panzer IIl Ausf J 1.9 years ago

    Kanye West when Poland exists

    +2
  • Modern Russian soldier (Reload model) 1.9 years ago

    Also, the AK-74M you made on this creation appears to have a gas block from an AK-12/AK-105

    +1
  • Modern Russian soldier (Reload model) 1.9 years ago

    I think in most cases where Russian soldiers are equipped with Ratnik like this, their uniforms underneath would match the colours of their body armour, as I don't believe there's a khaki version of their EMR pattern. But it's still cool to find another person interested in Russian military stuff and not Russia's political intentions.

    +4
  • IS-3 1.9 years ago

    I love this tank in War Thunder, it'll deflect a solid APDS round from a Leopard 1, but will die to a 7.62mm machine gun bullet that ricocheted off of the turret manlet into the tank hitting a crew member resulting in a "Fuel Explosion"

    +2
  • Vietnam bush 1.9 years ago

    Man: (peeing in a bush)
    Bush: "nice c*ck"
    Man: "Thanks...wait a sec-"

    +10
  • Medical hiatus 1.9 years ago

    Challenge; squeeze lemon juice into the cut.
    .
    Dumb jokes aside, get well soon.

    +1
  • German Person 1.9 years ago

    German Corsair Final Boss Battle Edition

  • Yamato 1.9 years ago

    It's a blessing this isn't in 20200 parts

    +3
  • Fun fact: you can teleport anywhere 1.9 years ago

    People in multiplayer are gonna be flabbergasted when others start to teleport everywhere

    +7
  • DevConsole Shenanigans: 1.9 years ago

    SimplePlanes: Ohio Update

    +3
  • G-Force Effects 1.9 years ago

    As if enemy AI weren't already enough of tryhards to be a pain in the arse, now we can temporarily render ourselves useless mid-fight

    +1
  • AI stupider? (My story) 1.9 years ago

    I don't think the AI is programmed to make decisions that complex as they run on code rather than visual sense/logic, best you could do is load up the pig pen, and XML edit the missiles on it to have a minimum range where it cannot lock/fire, you can do this by selecting a missile, opening the XML editor, going to the part of the menu labeled "missle" and add a new value/thing at the bottom named "minRange" and set the value to the minimum distance in meters (i.e. 300)

    +2
  • The Original SimplePlanes Launch Trailer 1.9 years ago

    We've really went from concrete brick airplanes to masterpieces on the front page since then huh?

  • 666 points 1.9 years ago

    @Brendorkus
    Same, but I think a brown snakey slipped out

    +1
  • FAB-500 M62 1.9 years ago

    It's a dumb bomb that's smarter than I am, and it's made of more parts than I have braincells.

    Also, the only reason why I wanted to make this bomb was that I wanted to have a CAS loadout for that specific MiG-29 I put a link to in the desc (the CAS loadout going to be kept to myself and myself only :troll:)

  • My First Aircraft 1.9 years ago

    Welcome to SimplePlanes, and as ironic as it sounds, a lot of the planes here are beyond 'simple'. Also, a slight tip, don't ever talk about the German Corsair.

    +8
  • Heinkel HE 51 1.9 years ago

    @Mondayhater
    What

  • HOW TO USE A CHARACTER SIMPLE 1.9 years ago

    Um...English?

  • Here’s sum car memes for u guys 1.9 years ago

    @IAlsoBuildPlane
    As Joseph Stalin once said:
    "Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it."

    Edit: I accidentally wrote down communism instead of "dark humour"

    +3
  • Actual German Corsair 1.9 years ago

    I'm gonna summon the one and only

    @Spicyninja

    +1
  • RESULTS: Swing Wing Challenge 1.9 years ago

    This is probably the most thorough analysis of a challenge's results I've seen.

    +2
  • Teaser, and what's been going on with life... 1.9 years ago

    @Bo1233
    "ok 🤓" - 🤓

    +3
  • insanity or just high on crake? 1.9 years ago

    Ohio Airlines

    +2
  • Mig 19 vs mirage III 1.9 years ago

    Ngl, I think missiles should obliterate planes rather than bump them. Good video anyway.

  • Hello all ??, introduction 1.9 years ago

    @Bobyo
    Ve Nha G.I!

    +2
  • Pz.Kpfw.VI.Ausf.B “King Tiger” II (H) 1.9 years ago

    @DashEight
    You're kidding

  • Post Stall Maneuvering Capable Walnut ! 1.9 years ago

    This idea is absolutely "nutty"