9,409 Tookan Comments

  • [B-21 Raider Rollout] 2.0 years ago

    ""Top Secret" Northrup Grumman blueprints"
    War Thunder players when their argument in a forum suddenly requires classified military files

    +6
  • When you use Google Trashlate on the SimplePlanes website 2.0 years ago

    "Don't Upvote"
    You know something's wrong when even Google Translate is trying to screw you over.

    +6
  • When you disable the game music, but suddenly hear the songs again. 2.1 years ago

    SP Gameplay: literally murdering 6 AI civilian planes
    The music at the same time: the audible equivalent of what it's like to be calm and serene

    +6
  • pr-1123 2.5 years ago

    "Created On Android"
    You aren't running an Android phone, you're running on the power of every Android phone ever produced.

    +6
  • 2S6 Tunguska 2.6 years ago

    @IRJI
    "I hope you won't chat about those sensitive topics"
    You're getting angry over a letter

    +6
  • How do I cause a controversy? 2.6 years ago

    A) bring up politics
    B) bring up furries
    C) bring up anime
    D) make a highly upvoted blocky, low-effort plane of one nation under the name of another nation, ex; Italian IL-2, British BF-109, etc

    +6
  • Flying Aircraft Carrier ''Birchwood Behemoth'' 2.9 years ago

    The amount of lag for that thumbnail
    .
    A worthy sacrifice

    +6
  • Fiat G.55 serie.I "Centauro" 3.1 years ago

    Pasta not included

    +6
  • POV you yoinked sr2 explosion effect 3.2 years ago

    when you're doing the devs' work

    +6
  • I did not know cannons can ricochet... 3.5 years ago

    it was always possible, it's more fun when the impact damage is put to 0 instead of 1 in Overload cuz they just ricochet no matter how they hit something, a cannon's ricochet chance can also depend on the size of the round (a 1000mm round is very unlikely to ricochet but a pistol sized round 9mm is very likely to, even if the impact damage is at 1), it's quite fun to play around with if you're messing with tanks, also, the AI is able to shoot cannons if it's set to multi-role or air, but for some reason only once and never again, I think someone is trying to work on that at the moment so the AI can continuously fire.

    +6
  • 1234 followers! 3.5 years ago

    Congrats on learning basic math

    +6
  • The Bad Piggy 3.5 years ago

    @SneakySniper
    Da da da dun, Da da da dun, dun daaa da dun duh

    +6
  • Never try "Vodka" 3.6 years ago

    "It hurts my Throat when swallowing"
    Nah, your just capitalist to handle it :)

    +6
  • Ocean 3.6 years ago

    Le Fishe

    +6
  • EVERYONE, QUICK!! 3.7 years ago

    If there's a picture I don't see it :)

    +6
  • SimplePlanes AI Destroyer 3.8 years ago

    IMPOSTER!!!

    +6
  • Meet The Medic, TF2 4.1 years ago

    Medic: "Don't worry! Ribs grow back!"
    Also Medic: "No ze don't!"

    +6
  • . 4.2 years ago

    It seems weird cuz anime's weird

    +6
  • tank 4.4 years ago

    Title: Tank
    Tags: Tank
    Hmmm, seems legit.

    +6
  • Antonov AN-2 4.4 years ago

    my phone will not be happy...

    +6
  • U-Boat type VII 4.5 years ago

    I can't believe, you just basically started this website and you've already made something like this, a nice job, it has a lot of potential.

    +6
  • FOX ONE 4.5 years ago

    I guess you just made the fox swifter, great, now farmers are gonna have problems defending their chickens.

    +6
  • T-62m SVO 1.2 years ago

    @FlirBlitz

    Dear frontline soldier of the Wagner group and/or Russian Ground Forces,

    Upon your request of ammo, the Ministry of Defense has concluded:

    "lol"

    Regards,
    Shoigu, Gerasimov

    +5
  • Only Guyfolk can comment on this post 1.7 years ago

    This is about as smart as that "I will not breathe until mr beast comments on my video" video

    +5
  • Test Map 1.8 years ago

    This desert needs more civilian buildings for...reasons...

    +5
  • Wright Island in Minecraft: Update 2 1.8 years ago

    @32
    Ah, yes, every SP player's worst enemy: lack of motivation

    +5
  • [VOTE!] ____ageddon! Fill in the blank. I'll make the most upvoted comment! 2.1 years ago

    Your Mother

    Length: 200m
    Width: 1120m
    Height: 100m
    Mass: at least 2000000000kg

    +5
  • epilepsy warning 2.4 years ago

    talk about flying up 'high'

    +5
  • Mikoyan MiG-29A Fulcrum 2.5 years ago

    "cockpit is a bit uncomfortable"
    Welcome to Soviet engineering

    +5
  • Mig-15bis / Lim-2 2.7 years ago

    "After all, who needs War Thunder anyway?"
    ...

    +5
  • been escorting the uss beast for a while 2.7 years ago

    I'm surprised the fleet didn't realize there was a shiposter among them

    +5
  • su 30 callsign "spectre" 2.7 years ago

    A female that is interested in military stuff? I must be hallucinating

    +5
  • Im quitting SimplePlanes now 2.7 years ago

    Ok, just be aware of the ridiculous amount of furries on the SR2 website

    +5
  • PEEL P50 2.7 years ago

    Boys:
    I want a Lamborghini!
    Men:

    +5
  • T o y e e t a 2 2.8 years ago

    Fun fact:
    It'll never be posted

    +5
  • Wooden Table Marble Maze 2.8 years ago

    I finally bought one of these myself! Got it off of some nice guy named Rick...

    +5
  • Pro.61MP Kashin Class ASW Destroyer 2.8 years ago

    The detailing is amazing, but many of us know we won't have a chance at running it

    +5
  • Ilyushin IL-2M Shturmovik 2.9 years ago

    yeah, as @133Hans said earlier, I've tried to use this plane but there's quite a few 'anomalies' in the fuselages of the build now

    +5
  • is anyone actually getting spvr 2.9 years ago

    Imagine having money for VR hehe...heh
    .
    Anyway, I'm wondering if that multiplayer mod is compatible with VR

    +5
  • So many weebs in the SP community... 3.1 years ago

    Disclaimer:

    Drama below, proceed with caution

    +5
  • Rick tag 3.1 years ago

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  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    More adjustable sections on fuselages

    +5
  • Pr.1143.6 Ativation Crusier 3.4 years ago

    How to turn your computer into a nuclear reactor:

    +5
  • Tu-95V 3.4 years ago

    heehee hoohoo multiplayer won't be safe for you

    +5
  • ''DodecaDecimator'' Clusterbomb 3.4 years ago

    @TatsuTheDemonLord
    Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion
    Laughs in Vietnamese

    +5
  • (Shenyang) J-11 Fighter 3.4 years ago

    How to make a Chinese aircraft:
    1. Grab a Russian/Soviet plane
    2. Give it PLA some bling and a different name
    3. Upvotes

    +5
  • LD-2000 3.4 years ago

    "Recreational vehicle"

    +5