9,529 Tookan Comments

  • Anti-Personnel Landmine 4.2 years ago

    Anti-personnel = no
    Anti-parental = yes

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  • Weaponized Seal 4.2 years ago

    French people when they see this: Le Phoque

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  • I-400 Submarine Teaser 4.2 years ago

    The parts count is prob's beyond existence

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  • Boeing B-52H Stratofortress (Collab) 4.3 years ago

    STAY AWAY FROM MY RICE FIELDS!

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  • I am a fungus 4.3 years ago

    you seem like a "fun-gi"

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.3 years ago

    @RedIsNotSusGuys
    REMOVE UPDOOT MUST KEEP HISTORICAL MOMENT OF 1234

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  • WiiMini’s temp banned 4.3 years ago

    wait, it's not forever...we just have to wait 27.39726 years till he's able to rejoin

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  • Chuck Yeager, the first man to break the sound barrier, dead at 97 4.4 years ago

    I had 3 relatives die this year...I probably shouldn't say it but, fūçk 2020

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  • simpleplanes 2 leaked 4.4 years ago

    we can no longer call SimplePlanes "simple"

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  • Q&A with EternalDarkness 4.4 years ago

    why do people wanna napalm me? Is it just because I'm Vietnamese?

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  • Shell poop apparatus 9000 4.5 years ago

    Is it already released or...

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  • Potted Tree 4.6 years ago

    P L O N T

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  • 911 memorial 4.6 years ago

    That one guy with a Boeing in an MP server seeing this be like

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  • Flak AA Autoturret (broken) 4.6 years ago

    "FUNKY TREES IS FREE!!!! CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN IDC" lol so true...

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  • get vectored (vector) 4.6 years ago

    At this rate you're probably waiting just to get this featured

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  • Sovetsky Soyuz-class battleship 4.6 years ago

    Also just a question, the ship drifts to the left when ever I'm using it, is there a reason to why

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  • SimplePlanes - Player Content Feature #2 4.7 years ago

    vhere iz ze korzair Hanz?!

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  • A Ghost wants to know your location 4.7 years ago

    Vietnamese soldiers: hah, we don't have Google so you can't access my location.
    F-4E Phantom: napalms everything

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  • German Corsair 4.8 years ago

    How does something like this even get that many upvotes? Like, so quickly, there's just so many things like this in SP that don't ever get noticed (not trying to be offensive), then there's this that spreads more faster than a random meme on the internet, in total, HOW?!

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  • SimplePlanes Multiplayer #4 - FUNNY MOMENTS 4.8 years ago

    Lol, notice TF2 references...I AM BOOLET PROOF!!!!!!!!!!

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  • AT-AT Walker 4.8 years ago

    The Empire has taken control of my phone's lag

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  • Why does no one use emojis? 4.9 years ago

    emojis are childish and often used unproperly, so we don't...except for Natedog120705 one hour ago...

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  • Ice Bucket Challenge at the "Jundroo Offices" (ie - my house) 4.9 years ago

    the way you guy's shot the fake "peeing" was...well...indescribable...yet funny.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.9 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 huh interesting, so even before there was not a lot of FT formulas, there were still things that you could do that were as equally great? and since these planes were the most complex ones in the community people liked/loved them? huh, seems straight-forward.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.9 years ago

    how has this plane become so popular?

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  • TIE/LN Fighter 4.9 years ago

    imperial march intensifies

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  • Children's tales of the community (simple planes) 4.9 years ago

    "hores"...my mind translates it into something else...

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  • KV-2 Heavy Tank 4.9 years ago

    @TitanIncorporated actually... russians did that in ww2... they put vodka into engines to prevent the engines from freezing.

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  • Tsar Cannon 5.0 years ago

    For people that don't know this, it's real, but, is in the Kremlin's walls on display.

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  • Tsar Bomba 5.0 years ago

    When you discover Avalanche airport on the first try:

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  • When will that troll @AXEPOH get banned? 2 months ago

    @M4RBR3D4_BR34KF45T @YarisSedan
    His account wasn't hacked at all, that's just the way he is.

    I had a run-in with him when I, get this, made my first-ever airborne craft. He's a decent builder and knows the game's design mechanics somewhat well alongside some Funky Trees magic, he did have some Russian propellor Yakovlev trainer plane of some sort on his account that he just removes and reposts and I quote in his words but likely with better English; "it just disappears and comes back every once in a while" albeit with modifications every once in a while. So the story goes is that he isn't a good person at all, thinking back on it made me realize that he pretty much just manipulated me through a whole lot of ragebaiting and drama into convincing me to let him remake the flight model of my first ever aircraft to upload as an edited XML file to its current webpage (the Sikorsky S-16 on my account, which I will be delisting after this comment), the fucking audacity of that guy... After my brief drama with him, he seemed kinda like a "nice" guy who just wanted to help "improve" people's builds but proposed to do so by absolutely shit-talking the hell out of people which I found a weird approach to do so, I just took all of it and let him go at it to end my week-ish long banter with him. Thought he had genuinely changed as a person after I let him do his work, but only a few days later I saw him doing the same shit talk and "your builds suck and so do you as a person" schtick to a poor white rank who just posted something of his which essentially just threw all of the "he might be an ok person" stuff I previously thought about him out of the window into a burning dumpster fire. That was all over a year ago, I could've done something about it by maybe just facing him in the comments of whatever poor fool he wanted to shit on again but I then realized that it wasn't worth all the drama again so I ditched the idea, not to mention I stopped playing SP shortly after that incident for maybe a year and a half until I just started up recently again.

    Whole lotta yapper, but if you read it all, thanks for your time I guess.

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  • Sukhoi Su-39 Frogfoot (Su-25TM) 4 months ago

    -blue
    -big forehead

    Welcome back, Megamind.

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  • Everyone is Gold 1.4 years ago

    It's basically the largest grind or stretch of points here on the site, white rank is until 100, silver is at 1000, gold is at 5000, but platinum is at like, 25000. So people just end up getting stuck here for a loooooong time.

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  • Flipped Australia 1.8 years ago

    ngl, it looks kinda like a map of the US when flipped

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  • RC TOG II* Cad drawing 1.8 years ago

    Ah, yes, the only tank large enough where the commander can say "oh good heavens the tank is on fire, fire control teams please report to the engine deck."

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  • This game is now pretty boring, 1.8 years ago

    You just found out that SP is boring?

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  • 3.1 years on the site (Scrolling Simulator) 1.9 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii
    I'm pinning this so people who visit this post have to scroll a lot more to get to the proper comments section.

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  • Yak-9T 1.9 years ago

    cue rulo6000 ear rape Microsoft boot up sound effect

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  • (Do Not Download - Ruined By Manipulation and Pettiness From A Now Banned Player) Sikorsky S-16 (RBVZ S-XVI) 1.9 years ago

    @ALTMTR
    Thanks for the 9 notifications and stuff, but you gotta chill out, like, gah damn.

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  • Gold celebration special 2.0 years ago

    Never met you in my life, but congrats, not sure why you'd need to ping basically every gold member on the site though.

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  • I’m a rapper now lol 2.1 years ago

    @DeadlyDialga
    Cause all my (forbidden word)'s got it out the street

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  • The Flying Saucer 2.1 years ago

    Time to take screenshots of this with 144p or lower resolution

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  • General Electric - CJ610 2.1 years ago

    Mobile players hate him!
    Learn how they doubled their part count using this one "simple" trick!

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  • wtf gaijin 2.2 years ago

    "No money? No life? No skill? No bitches? No SL? No Golden Eagles? No fun? Stock HEAT-FS pain at top tier? I don't care, give me more money and classified documents."
    - Gaijin probably

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  • Question 2.2 years ago

    @phrongus
    You look like one, I don't leikg bricgs

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  • M985 Capybara ACV 2.2 years ago

    ok i pull up - hop out at the after party, you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty, sippin' that henn' I know you like that bicardi, 1942 I take you back in that 'rari

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  • Pratt & Whitney Canada PW-100 2.2 years ago

    How much time did you sacrifice out of your lifespan to make an engine?

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  • Imagine that you have the source code of SP 2.2 years ago

    I'd press a random key and then get arrested for piracy.

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  • crate52part2, do you by any chance play ravenfield? 2.2 years ago

    @MrFoxus Creates mods for Ravenfield from SimplePlanes models every once in a while, they're rather well known (imo) on the Ravenfield Steam Workshop for mods. Hell, they've made a few things out of some of my creations a couple years back. I personally think it's a rather nice way to (kind of) advertise SimplePlanes' existence among other communities.
    .
    Here's a few:
    - clicky
    - clicky
    - clicky

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