1,881 Y Comments

  • Elco 80ft PT Boat [PT-109] 5.1 years ago

    Wasn’t PT-109 the one John F. Kennedy served on during World War II?

    +6
  • Goodyear XAO-3 Inflatoplane 4.7 years ago

    What happens when a single stone hits it? Deflatoplane.

    +5
  • AT-AT (All Terrain-Attack Thomas) 4.3 years ago

    Plays Imperial March somehow inexplicably mixed with the Thomas the Tank Engine theme

    +4
  • Mercedes-Benz-G500-SUV 4.3 years ago

    I like the older G-Wagons- the utility oriented kind. That’s just my personal preference though!

    +4
  • V something 4.9 years ago

    I think the name you are looking for is Vergeltungswaffe 1 or, more commonly known as, the V-1 “Doodlebug”

    +4
  • Flight simulator 5.4 years ago

    A flight simulator in a flight game…

    +4
  • New Renault T520 Truck Tractor 3.8 years ago

    The reverse speed is so fast! The French Military will love it!
    All jokes aside this is far better than anything I could’ve done.

    +3
  • Panzerkampf-wagon 4.8 years ago

    This is what happens, Hans, when you don’t FIX THE TRANSMISSION!
    Now I need to buy one of those 1/6 scale models of a tiger and put it on a wagon.

    +3
  • 3 Inch Gun Carrier 4.8 years ago

    My great grandfather was the commander of these boxo bois

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.0 years ago

    Only like 300 away from 1,500

    +3
  • 'Murican Mad Dog 5.5 years ago

    The last flight i had was on a Delta MadDogger

    +3
  • Boeing 767(dynamic wings) 5.5 years ago

    Hey, what’s that map you’re using?

    +3
  • The stupidest things you've done. Go. 3.7 years ago

    Downloaded SimplePlanes because it’s eaten up my time like my dog when she ate those waffles
    But in a good way
    I love this game.
    Oh I also xml modded the bush plane’s engine so it has a ton of hp and 600 propeller blades
    When I crashed the plane I crashed SimplePlanes.

    +2
  • M4 Sherman 3.8 years ago

    Anti-Germany Shermany

    +2
  • One-eye the hefty chonker 3.8 years ago

    The title of this perfectly describes my dog.

    +2
  • McDonald's Douglas Death Meal + McFlies 3.8 years ago

    You’d better be loving it.
    Or else…

    +2
  • Full leaf suspention chassis 3.9 years ago

    Woah this is cool! I’ve never seen an independent leaf-spring suspension before!

    +2
  • OR-05 [Ornithopter] 4.1 years ago

    Flipity flap you get claps

    +2
  • Titanic Lifeboat 4.1 years ago

    Epically boatlike. Awesome build!

    +2
  • crewmate 4.2 years ago

    What do you mean, don’t go to elec-dying noises
    Lol first game I had the imposter was hiding in the vent in electrical and killed me.
    Also this crewmate be 20ft tall!

    +2
  • RMS Titanic (Lifesized and sinkable) 4.3 years ago

    My computer got fixed just yesterday and the first thing I see is this glorious creation!

    +2
  • Peel T-50 4.3 years ago

    Alternative history:
    England sold P-50’s to the Soviets instead of jet engines. Then the Soviets developed this superweapon. They then invaded NATO countries and won within weeks.
    Also why is this not featured.

    +2
  • Haunebu II 4.3 years ago

    Ah yes, Häns shall be pleased.

    +2
  • Toyota Crown Comfort (Hong Kong Taxi) 4.4 years ago

    I was nearly born in Hong Kong! I have seen countless photos of my family in Hong Kong involving this beautiful taxi! I have a die cast model of it in front of me right now. Nice one!!

    +2
  • Reliant robin Limo 4.5 years ago

    Mr. Bean disliked this

    +2
  • Lego City Infected Pop Songs 4.5 years ago

    HEY! HELICOPTER RESCUE THE NEW START, CITY LEGO IN RIVER THE INTO FALLEN A MAN!!!!

    +2
  • 68's full sized sedan 4.6 years ago

    It does, doesn’t it? The suicide doors make me think it was modeled after one.
    @Bman01

    +2
  • [HOS]Head sculpture of Andrew (pixel version) 4.6 years ago

    I made it fly. I am proud of myself.

    +2
  • Tracks 2 4.8 years ago

    @Corparate
    No. Take a look at GeneralOliverVonBismark’s comment a bit farther down the comments section for a better explanation.

    +2
  • Concorde SST 4.9 years ago

    presses spacebar on iOS

    +2
  • Crossfire Marlin 5.1 years ago

    @Krysler123 Bismarck intensifies

    +2
  • Mobile Dev Console 5.1 years ago

    @ AndrewGarrison Hello! Adding on to @P0TET0Z comment, could we also get arresting wires on the USS Tiny? Also could you add a ramjet into the game? That second one is not really high on my “wants” list for SimplePlanes

    +2
  • Wright Airport terminal building 5.4 years ago

    Amazing!!!! What are the planes used?

    +2
  • DAEWOO BUS 2014 5.8 years ago

    Nice Toggleable BUS LIGHT

    +2
  • Mikoyan Gurevich DIS IT 3.7 years ago

    Dang it I was about 15 hours too late to make that joke
    @JS01

    +1
  • Curtiss SB2C Helldiver 3.7 years ago

    “Sir, what should we call our dive bomber?”
    “Hmm, we’ve already used Dauntless, hmm.”
    “Sir, how about Fearless?”
    “No, no, too creative. Hmm… let’s see, we have the Hellcat, and it’s a dive bomber… OH! I know! Helldiver!”
    “No sir”
    “I don’t care what you say make it happen”

    +1
  • Aichi M6A1 Seiran 3.7 years ago

    I know this joke has been made before but you are a true wizard of SP.

    +1
  • This doesn't belong in the sand. 3.8 years ago

    I inhale the sand

    +1
  • A Large HEAT-FS Tower 4.0 years ago

    Congrats on silver! Nice High Explosive Anti Tank Fin Stabilized round! Also a fellow WT player I see!

    +1
  • Fordborghin Miura GT 4.1 years ago

    I can’t accept this level of blessing!

    +1
  • MIK Pinto FA 4.1 years ago

    Np :) @mikoyanster

    +1
  • MIK Pinto FA 4.1 years ago

    Here you go! @mikoyanster

    +1
  • MIK Pinto FA 4.1 years ago

    Alright thanks I’ll post it as unlisted @mikoyanster

    +1
  • Blohm and Voss BV.141 4.1 years ago

    Ah yes asymmetrical planes go (in my case) boom

    +1
  • fast dipsauce 4.1 years ago

    Oh no someone travelled back in time and left a bottle of vodka consumable only by Stalin himself.

    +1
  • Bi-1 4.1 years ago

    A fellow cultural person :)
    @Abakan12

    +1
  • M2 Jaguar Transport Re-Upload 4.1 years ago

    Damn he thick! Lol great build I love how this thing is 11ft wide!

    +1
  • First-Ever Radar in SP!! 4.2 years ago

    You had my curiosity but now you have my attention.
    Also I can’t imagine how much of a butthurt it was to make this

    +1
  • BF-109 B-1, A Plane To Remember 4.2 years ago

    Painfully smiles in P-40 AKA pig

    +1
  • P47 Thunderbolt Double fuselage 4.2 years ago

    P-91 Twin Thunder could be a good name! I love it!

    +1