3,086 blackvultureaeroespace Comments

  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    @Marine Then you willl need to expelll a horse

  • TATA 1510 6.4 years ago

    @Blue0Bull No, sorry, I really have some stupid friends. Lets put it in that one tried to snort soem candy and another to smoke soap in a plastic bottle bong

  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    @Marine Specialy when they expell the cattle from the flight due to overbooking

  • TATA 1510 6.4 years ago

    @Blue0Bull Well, Half of me expected that but im used to treat with stupids so I tend to asume the worst of your knoledge

  • TATA 1510 6.4 years ago

    @Blue0Bull @Dllama4 Am I the only person that knows swastikas were based on a hindi symbol for the ursa mayor (The constelation that points the north star)?

  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    @Marine Fine as long as you are on the right end of the table, it also explains the "high" quality of onboard food now

  • Shamelessly showing off 6.4 years ago

    @LiamW Insert Ferris Buler`s day off

    +2
  • Shamelessly showing off 6.4 years ago

    @LiamW DONT LET THE KIDS WATCH IT, HEck, DONT LET ANYONE SEE IT

  • Functioning G Counter! 6.4 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii I jsut imagine the pilot going like: Uhhhhhhg, I become pancake, destroyer of worllds

  • Functioning G Counter! 6.4 years ago

    Lol, I broke it in both positive and negative ways

  • FLEX SEAL 6.4 years ago

    I SAWED THIS TITANIC IN HALF

    +1
  • Shamelessly showing off 6.4 years ago

    5th pic: Stop it, you dont have the consent of the hangar, get some help

  • Giant Blow Dryer vs Big Ants 6.4 years ago

    @tsampoy Its harder to fight them

  • So flat!~ 6.4 years ago

    @BlazeInfinity Seatrials? Be carefull there, submarines tend to get lost on sea trials

  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    @Marine I already imagine the motto:
    "Your meat, on time"

  • Giant Blow Dryer vs Big Ants 6.4 years ago

    @tsampoy Literally, they arent invading the bathroom, they straightly up anslussched it.
    Im going to get framed for ant genocide and war crimes , nex time i spray them i will play This

  • So flat!~ 6.4 years ago

    @BlazeInfinity Well, i already have one, but two isnt worse. lets wolfpack

  • I rick rolled my school no. 3 6.4 years ago

    Meh, a local radio station rikrollled the whole region

  • So flat!~ 6.4 years ago

    Its flat... llike earth/if earth was round, CVs woulld be curved*)
    Quick! get a sub in range

  • Coming Soon! ||The Boeying B-6WE-1|| 6.4 years ago

    The not boeing collection

  • [TEASER] Europop intensifies... 6.4 years ago

    DEJA VU

  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    @Marine Meh, I suppose cattle might find it familiar

  • Giant Blow Dryer vs Big Ants 6.4 years ago

    Oh, Finaly a sollution for my ant plague

    +2
  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    @Marine Uh... I hope you like united passenger treatment too

  • Focke-Wulf Triebflugel 6.4 years ago

    When you say some stupid idea but decide to take it to the end

    +1
  • IS-2 Heavy Tank 6.4 years ago

    @Lankanski Look that comment but from ther top (turn it 180 degrees if instructions unclear)

  • IS-2 Heavy Tank 6.4 years ago

    (b)I(a)S-2

    +1
  • Ar 460 United 6.4 years ago

    Why united? It sould be aeroflot since it is a TU-114 on steroids

    +3
  • Words to use to sound smart 6.5 years ago

    "A recent scientific study/Social study/poll shows that..."

    +3
  • OMG STOPPPPPPP! It's June! No more snow! 6.5 years ago

    @BurkeEnterprise I know, dont tell that to a guy from Spain. But definietly the weather is werid.

  • OMG STOPPPPPPP! It's June! No more snow! 6.5 years ago

    Mr. president be like: "Global warming is a lie, see!"

  • Memes 6.5 years ago

    @Hooded Serbia stronk. Remove fornite

  • disentigrating plane screenshots 6.5 years ago

    Looks like a sudden decompression.
    Use an aircraft with interior for more pics

  • Can you circumnavigate the SimplePlanes world? 6.5 years ago

    Flat Simple Earth Society?

    +1
  • 4M - GAZ AAA 6.5 years ago

    Vodka truck Bias

  • Wanshan Special Vehicle WS51200 6.5 years ago

    @Sgtk No thanks required. Glourius vehicle is glorius. If you dissagree call 1952-1984-GULAG4U

    +1
  • Traffic Bacone's Teaserio 6.5 years ago

    @BaconEggs Gllitch found that caused the aircraft to burst into flames

    -
    (My god i have a dark sense of humour)

  • Traffic Bacone's Teaserio 6.5 years ago

    Is the MD-11 fireproof

  • Finally... I made a tank which doesn't look too bad! 6.5 years ago

    Just bias it oud, pour some vodka over it, use stalinium, put some APSHEAT-SS (Armor piercing stalinium high explosive anti tank stalin stabilished shell)

    +1
  • The logic of these new "Lock Down Drills" 6.5 years ago

    Well, there is a difference between if the school shooter is to casue mayhem in a short time or take hostages and negotitate, being the first case the most common.
    If they try to cause mayhem in short time, its good to be locked up (wich will make the attacker go for another target) but if the attack lasts for more time (in the case of hostages) it would be better to try to search for an sneaky way out.

  • Messed Up Stuff in Last Couple Days, I Hate Life. 6.5 years ago

    Add cuban air crash

  • I just Rick-rolled my entire school 6.5 years ago

    My Father rick-rolled my whole class

    +2
  • Teaser - Missile Truck 6.5 years ago

    Scud bombarding intensifies

  • M.Corp BOV-AA SPAAG 6.5 years ago

    Meanwhile dealing with vietnam-era kill probabilities
    Ahhhhhh...

  • Gopnik 6.5 years ago

    19/17
    Pros:Soviet is love, Soviet is life
    Cons:Not enough vodka

  • 101 follower! 6.5 years ago

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  • Who would win? 6.5 years ago

    @F104Deathtrap That is also true. but they needed to at lest not spread their resources so much and focus on one single thing

  • Is this breaking the rules? 6.5 years ago

    @RailfanEthan Humanitarian rule?

    Hmm... humanity is unknown to me, same to sanity

  • Who would win? 6.5 years ago

    @F104Deathtrap Or just a combined fleet Ahem graf zeppelin ahem

    +1
  • Who would win? 6.5 years ago

    rather: Who wouold win?

    One of the most basic fomrs of ship control, used since the fenician times.

    A mechanical fishy boi

    +1