Do you all know those inflatable flaily tube things you find in front of stores? They look so happy and innocent, right? Well, they are in fact used as a subliminal form of advertising, which is a form of propaganda to get us to buy products made by Ford, Nissan, Honda, Jeep, and to go to various investment firms to put our money in there. This can be traced back to the ILLUMINATI, who made the tube thingy in the most attractive shape possible to lure us into their money spending trap, in which all proceeds go to "charity". The Illuminati takes all of the money so they can go on shopping sprees while the rest of us are poor. WAIT! Is it just me, or does this sound a little bit like North Korea? Yes folks, you heard me right! Kim Jon Un perfectly matches this description, everyone is obedient to him while he oppresses them and he goes on shopping sprees. Also, why haven't we attacked North Korea? Wait... It's because of China, which is both the leading communist country and the leading capitalist country. Both are ideas from the ILLUMINATI. Do you know what this means? It means the ILLUMINATI leader is Kim Jon Un, and he controls the whole world, and China is a cover up to protect him from the United States, which has gone rogue over the past year starting with Trump. Yes, one of the world's leading capitalists, and an ILLUMINATI insider, went rogue, and so now the Illuminati hates him therefore they hate America therefore they use other countries against us and steal our money and this could only mean that the tube things and Kim Jon Un are ILLUMINATI confirmed.

Good day gentelmen!