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  • Tic tac toe 2.2 years ago

    Me when I try and make Doom

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  • What does "Hellkeska" mean? 2.2 years ago

    @Scratchoza hellfirekoder

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  • Ask me a question 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Ich würde einen Witz über deine Mutter machen, aber Kühe sind in meinem Land heilig

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  • German Sherman 2.2 years ago

    It is the time that we spend that give us the illusion we are enjoying ourselves, although the enjoyment itself is the realization that time does not apply. The paradox of enjoyment over time was only realized after a complete transformation of what was previously believed to be true.
    -Sir Melvin Clatsworth Edmundson III

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  • Meet Spot 2.2 years ago

    If this doesn’t get into a community feature I’m going to throw a large brick though Jundroo’s office with a friendly yet menacing message


    And yes I know where Jundroo’s office is


    No I live in Kentucky it’s way too far away to actually do that


    Take my upvote

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  • 00 KL-1016 natural killer 2.2 years ago

    Yeah I’m a, natural born killer

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  • Minecraft Battleship 2.3 years ago

    hmm... block...

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  • 2022 Batmobile 2.4 years ago

    The car in the movie is a fully custom body on a probably custom frame, although the entire thing draws heavy inspiration from 80s muscle cars such as the Ford Mustang.

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  • [Question] how did you guys come up with your sp account's username? 3 days ago

    mine was my real name with some numbers at the end, but I wanted something shorter

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  • How da hell do you start a car? 4 days ago

    bro is quite committed to this plot arc

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  • How do i make Cinematic angles 19 days ago

    There's lots of ways, you can attach them together with very springy (and very long) invisible springs, for ground shots you can rig the vehicles so they only go one direction when spawned as AI, above all else use cockpit cameras put down on the ground with the setting "always look at cockpit" turned on. Additionally some builds exist that are meant solely as camera rigs.

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  • Pagani Utopia 2 months ago

    Ooooo pretty

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  • September 11 building is not allowed? 3 months ago

    @TheMouse memorial builds are fine as far as I can tell, but just making an empty post as a memorial or something is 100% spam

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  • If a plane is on a Conveyor belt can it fly? 3 months ago

    There's no airflow over the wings. Like hpgbproductions said, the plane might roll forward a little bit, but nowhere near fast enough to take off.

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  • [Teaser...?] This car moves very stupidly nice 4 months ago

    53 seconds on Gold Prix ain't bad

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  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 4 months ago

    @Hiiamhere
    ok to sum up realistically

    1. Guns are not as common as most people say, they are legal but it's not like every household has one

    2. Crime rate is not that insane, we're 52nd in the world although I think we're the worst "first-world" country. I will say most of the violent crimes do involve guns though. I will point out there aren't that many stabbings though (take that great brittian). Also this is very related to region, ain't nobody in Massachusetts with a Glock.

    3. New York (and most big cities) have their redeeming factors, they can be quite cool but yea there are bad parts. That's very true even about the big(ish) cities I've been to in europe though.
    4. yes. There is oil in certain parts of the country.
    5. Yes, we use real measurements here. 5280 feet in a mile, baby.
    6. No. That is extremely rare. Mostly because cost is prohibitive.
    7. Yes, unfortunately.
    8. Depends on region.
    9. Yes, i know of a few military bases fairly close to me.
    10. Again, very dependent on region.
    11. Lots of political turmoil. Also Trump, who's running against him, survived an assassination attempt not too long ago.

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  • SCENARIO: You're forced to fight the thing/character in your wallpaper. 5 months ago

    Nah on my PC it’s Wheatley floating in space via Wallpaper engine, I think I got that one in the bag considering he’s just floating there. Now on my phone, I have the skull trumpet meme but with a minecraft skeleton, so who knows what would happen there.

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  • Ad Bots?! 5 months ago

    Yeh just report em. They’ve been a problem for a long time.

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  • Can mods delete unlisted posts? 7 months ago

    They can, but they won’t unless it breaks the rules

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  • 2K 7 months ago

    Uh oh guys, he grew up…

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  • No-Clipping Elongated Cylindrical Elmo 7 months ago

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover yes lol I made that then decided to make it look like Elmo

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  • Challenge: show proof of the website working on strange devices 7 months ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy I would find the model number and find the exact PSU that came with it. Those old prebuilts usually have proprietary power connectors, so if you just drop in an off-the-shelf PSU it might not even work. Maybe find the model number and search for PSUs compatible with it if you need to upgrade your wattage (like if you're adding a GPU).

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  • Challenge: show proof of the website working on strange devices 7 months ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy you just get the right motherboard, slap the right parts in there, and that’s it. example

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  • Your dead Datfiatguy 7 months ago

    Also close some tabs lol

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  • Mclaren 765LT 7 months ago

    You gotta make a tutorial or something on how you make these renders because that is mad good

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  • List of new SP2 features spotted in the trailer (plus speculation about SP2 on mobile) 7 months ago

    @Kerbango In the trailer, general Chad is wearing a green jumpsuit, but in another place he's wearing sunglasses and some sort of flight outfit. I think probably preloaded pilots is the direction this is going, but it might be more like TF2 where you can do some light customization on otherwise premade characters.

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  • SimplePlanes 2 Announcement Trailer 7 months ago

    Thank You.

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  • What is the meaning of this? 8 months ago

    Cue the intro to Blackened by Metallica

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  • My Great-Uncle just died and I don’t feel sad about it is something wrong with me 8 months ago

    There's nothing wrong with you. You didn't feel that attached to him, which is why you don't feel like you miss him.

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  • Driving Whole the Raceway In This State 8 months ago

    @MasterPlanes101 that was my first thought too lol

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  • Speaking out 9 months ago

    Geez there do seem to be unnecessary drama/immaturity here

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  • 10 PROOFs! THAT I HAVE CAMERAs WATCHING YOU 9 months ago

    num 6 is false i printed it out

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  • Time flies, huh? 9 months ago

    Now, I’m not just an annoying kid anymore who wants to be part of the fun. I have my own followers, my own unique creations, and if I left, I might even be missed. It’s crazy to think about, isn’t it?

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  • Time flies, huh? 9 months ago

    Yeah it’s weird. I remember when I joined, you, X99Striker, IceCraftGaming, Cl125 (canadianaircraftmaker) and korzalerke were the most active people. These days, things have changed. It’s starting to become me, Graingy, KSB24, Majakalona, and a few others. It’s weird how that happens, where you have to watch the community you know and love change over the years.

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  • Who Can Understand the Mind of a Genius? 9 months ago

    Good question that I have zero answers for. I like your last post, which I may have had too many answers for (at least from the moderators’ point of view)

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  • Pat’s sidearm 10 months ago

    I would be willing to bet this is some inside joke related to civil air patrol or smth

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  • Sesame the dog: To an enormous dumbass 10 months ago

    My old dog ate 2 pounds of grapes one time, and he had to have his stomach flushed or something like that. He also at one point ate about 3 pounds of Halloween candy, and was fine after puking it all up again. It’s a miracle he lasted 12 years, but they seem to have been pretty happy ones.

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  • USS Beast Pursuit Mode 10 months ago

    @KSB24 yeah it can be moved with enough thrust. One interesting thing about it is that it will propel itself at its current speed, so if you get it to speed up just a little bit it will go at that speed so the engine can make it go just a bit faster. That’s why the movement of it is a bit awkward. Just checking, you are ok with me posting this, right? I know I didn’t ask before I used your code.

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  • top ten reasons to get pc version 10 months ago

    You can push cockpit buttons on mobile.

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  • SimplePlanes Mobile Railway: The long journey is finally over... 10 months ago

    2147 parts really isn’t that bad. I mean, it’s a lot, but considering the size and detail that’s actually pretty impressive.

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  • A New Chapter | Juno: New Origins Free Edition 10 months ago

    @SimpleStudent the full version of the game is $7 if you buy it once, if you buy in-game packs it adds up to $11. Seems a little strange if you look at the app store page. Jundroo, care to explain? This seems a little misleading.

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  • Writing an article - prospectives 10 months ago

    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes couldn't have said it more eloquently myself.

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  • Writing an article - prospectives 10 months ago

    @WinsWings the whole idea of spending money in the game is not something I agree with. I bought the game because of the free content available here, and I would rather there not be more ways to spend money on it. DLC, maybe. High-quality maps might be something I would spend money on, if it wasn't too expensive. User-made content, I would not want to spend money on. Maybe a Patreon or something, but not outright selling builds. I agree with your view on it would be nice for there to be more parts, etc. As for the overload mod, you can increase the size of the text, there is a tiny little gear icon in the top right you can tap then there should be a slider to adjust the size of the menu.

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  • After this im not playing SP with air traffic again 10 months ago

    Yeah one time I spent 20 minutes setting up a screenshot but right as I was about to hit pause a tanker plane just kamakaziied me.

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  • Bro i found a toy 10 months ago

    @DatTrainGuy19 just a picture of the upvotes section.

    I get that you a lot of times can't see images, I mainly use postimage because of the convenience of the app on Windows. Anything actually important will go on IMGBB.

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  • mobile water looks dirty 10 months ago

    Don’t lower the quality on pc…

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  • Cape Coral 10 months ago

    @WinsWings no, there are no mods for iPad or iPhone

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