124k AWESOMENESS360 Comments

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    The comment below speaks of lies!

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    The comment above tells the truth!

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  • WE NEED A TANK UPDATE 3.4 years ago

    @Shelbysine you say that, yet the devs made a literal car update with car parts and everything. In a plane game. Tbh, a tank update doesn’t seem too far off from a car update, but even still the devs are probably not working on SP currently, and are most likely focusing on SR2. And hey, if one of the devs happens to be reading this, and they are in fact working on SP, then thanks for continuing to make this game amazing!

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  • Quack quack motherfu... 3.4 years ago

    This new Crossout update is weird

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  • Maybe I am a missile 3.5 years ago

    Does your man know where they are at all times? Do they have an explosive personality? Are they always on the move, destroying all of your property? If the answers to these three questions are “Yes”, then that’s not your man. That’s an AIM-120C AMRAAM Advanced Medium Range Air-to-Air Missile.

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  • Wasp Enhanced Armament 3.6 years ago

    @LittleJerry idk if a bronze player would actually try to make it look somewhat feasible, rather, they’d just cover the entire thing in bombs and call it a day lol

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  • Galm 2 «Solo Wing Pixy» but it's just the solo wing part 3.6 years ago

    insert obligatory “hole in your right wing” joke here

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  • Stop spending money on vehicles spend it on cat girls 3.6 years ago

    What the hell happened here

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  • race block super race_ 3.6 years ago

    Don’t deny it, if you’ve ever played Minecraft before, you know that you’ve done this atleast once.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    Wait guys, hfusiwjf29 changed their pfp, that means they visited the website! Let’s give them a warm welcome back!

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  • [Teaser] God bless the USA! 3.7 years ago

    A man on a plane yells “Hijack!” towards the back of the plane. This sends everyone into a panic, until someone at the back of the plane yells “Hi John!”

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    If this comment gets 69 likes then I’ll spotlight the P-51 just because I can

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    @Spenzerointernational never

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    🎶Some-tiiimes I stay up late, and I, drink all the paint🎶

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  • TONK 4.0 years ago

    You may not like it, but this is what the male body at peak performance looks like:

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  • The Spy Cookies 4.1 years ago

    Reminds me of the cookie robots from Despicable Me lmao

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  • New bug in beta version 4.2 years ago

    You’ve discovered the 4th Dimension

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  • AT-AT (All Terrain-Attack Thomas) 4.3 years ago

    Imagine if instead of alien tripods, you saw this sh*t walking down the street in WoTW

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  • Rubbish 4.3 years ago

    sir why is there a 500lb. General Ordinance Dumb Bomb in the trash

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  • P-51 Mustang 2.0 4.4 years ago

    2020:
    WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

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  • Funniest/Stupidest thing you or someone has done on SP? 5.1 years ago

    For me? Spending countless hours on a 450+ part creation that is severely lagging my IPad, that has multiple functions, is very detailed, and has nice overall quality, only for me to post it and have it get five upvotes. Meanwhile, I post a shitty iPhone 11 Pro Max that has waaay too many cameras added onto it that took me less than three minutes to do, and it gets over 50 upvotes. Is the key to getting points in SimplePlanes just to not try at all, and constantly spam meme creations that take barely any time and/or effort to create?

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  • JaK-27 "Angelguard" 5.1 years ago

    If you XML Mod the damage of guns to a negative number, you can actually heal parts instead of destroying them, so that can be useful for this purpose! Also for some reason, if you turn on "Show Damage" and shoot a part with a negative damage gun, it turns the part blue instead of red, weird.

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  • Pasta 5.2 years ago

    Pizza,
    Pasta,
    Put it in a gun!
    Cock it,
    Shoot it,
    Oh so much fun!

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  • Focke Wulf Fw189 A 5.2 years ago

    This is gonna go viral really quickly

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.2 years ago

    We must not only give respect to this plane, but respect to the 999th upvoter as well. They will guide us to a treasure they could not possess, so let's all give a round of applause to whomever decides to be the 999th upvoter.

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  • La tour Eiffel 5.3 years ago

    VIVA LA FRANCE UN BAGUETTE WE WE HON HON UN EIFFEL TOWER

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  • he run 5.4 years ago

    Nobody:
    No one ever:
    Not a single soul:
    Jurassic Park Deleted Scenes:
    (In the voice of the Jundroo Himself)
    "And here, we see the graceful velociraptor, watch as it gently floats down, and proceeds to moonwalk across the water. If you look closely, you'll notice that this one ate one too many Ass-Blaster Tacos from Taco-Bell, as he is paying the price as we speak. Beautiful."

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  • Loop in a glider! 5.5 years ago

    Idk what's better, the fact that you did a loop in a glider, the guy behind you yelling "Yeehaw!" or your glasses casually falling perfectly onto your face, lol.

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  • Eagle School Bus 6.0 years ago

    That description of how dangerous the School Bus is could not be more accurate.

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  • Underwater Camera 6.0 years ago

    Why isn't this already a thing in the game? It would be so much more convenient for us mobile users.

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  • Uh Oh... 6.1 years ago

    L O L

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  • North Korea’s secret military superpower... 6.4 years ago

    When literally every comment has an upvote THAT'S THE POWER OF PROPAGANDA KIDS

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.8 years ago

    @BeastHunter BeastHunter mentioned you on hfusiwjf29’s post P-51D-30 Mustang

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.8 years ago

    @BeastHunter A player has commented on a post you are following

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  • Curation and uploading new XML to your craft posts 3.0 years ago

    @V yOOOO HE DEAD

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.1 years ago

    @KingOog000 damn, you’re good! Do with this what you will.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.1 years ago

    @X99STRIKER
    A typical AC-130 Gunship costs roughly $132,400,000 to own, and to fly, costs roughly $7,000 per hour. I live on 24 MainStreet in Schwenksville, PA. There’s a pizza place and the Perkiomen Trailhead just down the street, and before that there’s a large section of town houses with a stupidly designed blind corner that I hate with a passion. My house is the one that is a little further back than the others, it looks smaller on the outside than it is on the inside. Across it is a large house with a massive front yard, you can’t miss it.


    Come at me,
    I dare you.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.1 years ago

    @Sjwnwbwnjwjwjjw when this plane was made, roughly 6 years ago, it absolutely shattered all boundaries previously thought to limit builds in this game. This aircraft, while it may be sub-par for today’s standards, was completely insane for what it was when it was made; it has custom 3D Wings, a custom cockpit with an actual interior, which was almost never seen on the website if at all, it has custom landing gear, another thing that was rarely seen, and the build’s visuals are, for a build from 6 years ago, incredibly blueprint accurate. This is in fact the plane that destroyed all boundaries of SimplePlanes.


    The reason why it has over 1,300 upvotes today is purely for meme value; back when it was posted, it got around 400-500 upvotes within a few months, and then it lost its popularity, only being upvoted once or twice here and there. But roughly two years ago, the build was gaining more popularity again, as the community was much larger - we decided that the only appropriate response was to get this thing to hit 1,000 upvotes, which we absolutely smashed that milestone. Anything beyond that is solely because you can upvote whatever you want, regardless of criteria.


    To summarize, this plane obliterated all limitations of the game when posted, got a shit ton of upvotes. Years later, people wanted it to hit 1,000 upvotes, purely for the fun of it. Now it occasionally gets upvotes here and there since then, which have added up to 1,348 at the time I post this comment.

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  • Auto-adapting Camouflage 3.1 years ago

    Literally HOW

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  • Suggestion: The Fuel Dumping Feature 3.2 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii or better yet, hook the engine up to a launchCountermeasures input, and create a box that traps said countermeasures upon firing them, so that you get a nice plume of smoke behind you, which ends up looking a lot like a fuel dump!

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  • This post is to my brother but if you want to read it you can. 3.2 years ago

    @LegoBuilder0727 if he throws a pen at you then throw at knife at him in retaliation, give em’ an UNO Reverse card.

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  • I’m really sorry about my silence.. 3.2 years ago

    Take all the time you need, I can relate after losing my grandfather a while back.

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  • Pictures of USS Tiny in places USS Tiny should not be 3.2 years ago

    @V it took roughly an hour and a half to get the USS Tiny to the Beast, simply by pushing it through the air. Another 40 minutes to get it to Krakabloa, where I promptly threw it at the bridge and then did the process again to get it at Yeager Airport. After that, I got it in between the bridge poles just to see if it could be done, and indeed it can!


    Needless to say I dedicate unhealthy amounts of time into doing stuff that you aren’t supposed to in SP lol

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  • What partsCollisionRespons code do? 3.2 years ago

    @rexzion
    @Ergithe
    The disableAircraftCollisions value determines whether or not a part can collide and interact with other parts, excluding terrain; if set to “true“, it can phase through parts as if they aren’t even there. If left as “false“, it will behave normally.


    As for the partCollisionsResponse value, this one determines how it interacts with other parts AND terrain. If left at “Default”, the part in question will behave normally, and interact with parts accordingly; if it hits another part or terrain hard enough, the part(s) will take damage, and if the impact is too hard, it may explode like normal. However, if you set the partCollisionResponse value to “None” or “Disabled”, it will not interact with anything in the sense that if it hits another part or the terrain, no impact behavior is calculated, as it is disabled, therefore making the part in question immortal to impacts, whether it impacts another part or the terrain.


    For instance, if you took the “Kicking Fish“ stock jet and set its partCollisionResponse value to “None” on every single part, and proceeded to crash it into the side of a mountain, it would very likely sustain no damage whatsoever, and be perfectly fine. However, this doesn’t make everything immortal; if you did the same to something like the “Wasp” stock FA-18, and tried the same procedure(s) listed above, you’d very likely explode anyway, as bombs, missiles, and other explosives are not affected by the partCollsionResponse value, and will explode regardless of what you set it to.


    Hope this helps!

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  • Idk how many people have suggested this but 3.3 years ago

    This would definitely improve props, Bush Plane creators coughjamesplanesiicough would be in heaven.

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  • [CHINA] J-20 Fire Fang Chengdu 3.3 years ago

    The only thing China’s made that isn’t a direct copy of the US Counterpart lol, and damn does it look cool! The name “Fire Fang” is completely awesome too, the J-20 is actually pretty cool, regardless of its nation.

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  • not what the game is for 3.3 years ago

    Normal players: “Wow, what a nice house, this looks great!”


    Me: unsheaths B-29

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  • SlewMode 3.3 years ago

    As AirforceProud95 once said...
    “Slew-Mode, apply to crash site for instant results!”

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