1,781 Ashdenpaw1 Comments

  • Plane 10 months ago

    I have said this before and I’ll say it again

    Why the hell do shitposts get so much popularity?

    Bc it’s absolutely hilarious. Take an upvote

    +17
  • RSF Ultimae 11 months ago

    @FinnAatrox pls fix the steering wheel. It just falls down off the frame and flips around on the floor (it’s rly funny and I imagine those dumb goofy ahh sounds watching it)

    +10
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 1.6 years ago

    And some components of combat is inaccurate. Such as: flares don’t break a lock. They just make a missile go for the heat source

    +9
  • plane.txt one year ago

    It would be funny if a part was damaged it would say “damaged wing” or whatever

    +8
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    +8
  • 25k in 47 days. 9 months ago

    I used to think platinum users didn’t have sentience

    +7
  • Maxwell 10 months ago

    Why the fuck does Maxwell weigh four thousand pounds. What have they been feeding him??

    +7
  • ice base FRICK OFF one month ago

    Erm this mod has already been made ☝️🤓

    +6
  • Update Galore and Steam Sale 1.2 years ago

    For the people that ask for mobile mods.

    STOP ASKING FOR MODS

    it’s not because junroo just decided to one day, it because apple and google told them to stop. So if they didn’t say to there would still be mobile mods.

    And also

    Maywar and the kracken aren’t coming to mobile

    Because they need to make the app friendly to even bricks of phones, like the iPhone 6.

    +6
  • DENSE BOI 8 months ago

    Put it on the USS beast catapult. I got sent into warp with the game saying “YE HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE”, thanks brown pearl, I really think I have

    +5
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 1.6 years ago

    Make audio modifications (such as music adder through a file) Or stall warning or pull up warning speakers

    +5
  • COD Modern soldier 1.8 years ago

    The pistol does not work, it won’t switch

    +5
  • Blåhaj one month ago

    As a trans person, I can also approve

    +4
  • Monkey on the watermelon train 2 months ago

    Monkey on da melons 🗣️💯🔥‼️

    +4
  • First plane 5 months ago

    I agree with MrSilverWolf, I used to be a point hungry attention seeker who was mad when someone else got stuff I didn’t, (I don’t care now).
    I just use SP to connect with others who are absolute nerds, and this place has way too much drama, hate, attention seeking, and point hunger. It’s POINTLESS (pun not intended)
    .
    People need to calm down. Have FUN on this site. That’s what Lord Andrew wants.
    Also, for the people asking if it is deserved, it doesn’t matter.

    +4
  • SimplePlanes 2 Announcement Trailer 6 months ago

    Will this be available on mobile @AndrewGarrison ?

    +4
  • Goodbye SP Community 8 months ago

    Yes please go. We are done with you stalking @Monarchii. In fact, never come back. Or make a new account and pretend you aren’t who you are when you think you’re ready to come back because at this point nobody is gonna accept you back again. Especially since you stalked one of the best SP users out there and copied their character art. You both tried to act like their friend and also were saying mean things a lot.

    +4
  • It's my birthday 9 months ago

    Happy late birthday. Don’t think you’re alone ether though. ADHD ruined my social life and made me uncontrollable. I can’t tell my parents I’m a furry. Family issues are happening. People keep trying to convert me to Christianity. School is destroying me. I can’t wait until I move out. I sleep in my closet. My doctors don’t know what to do about me anymore. I’m now on my 7th pill in an attempt to help me. All it does is it worsens depression when I take it but I have no other options. I’m suffering an extreme identity crisis. My parents are strangle holding me and putting restriction after restriction on my life, online and irl. They think they know what’s best for me, even my school. Nobody takes my opinion, nobody takes my reasoning.
    Please don’t beat yourself up. Mentally and physically. I learned that the hard way.
    We all have issues.
    Don’t feel alone

    +4
  • [HOS]Head sculpture of Andrew (pixel version) one year ago

    @AndrewGarrison no way. 150 likes. That’s like… 150 likes!

    +4
  • Update Galore and Steam Sale 1.2 years ago

    Ok it’s starting to get annoying.

    mobile mods aren’t coming

    Stop asking

    +4
  • Minecraft Ice spikes Snowstone 1.3 years ago

    I wish I could download all the Minecraft mods. But alas. I’m mobile :/

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.0 years ago

    I’m here I guess?

    +4
  • Andrew Garrison Nextbot 2.1 years ago

    I can think of a scenario with this: im making up Callsigns (probably from the top gun movie)
    Phoenix 1: I don’t see it. Are you sure we are in the right place?
    Bandit 1: yeah.
    Phoenix 1: hey my AWACS is going off! Do you see it?
    Bandit 1: no?
    Phoenix 1: it’s gone. That’s creepy.
    Bandit 1: OH #@/&$
    Phoenix 1: I SEE HIM!
    Bandit 1: Smoke in the air! Watch out
    Phoenix 1: flares launched!
    Bandit 1: what the heck is that! A face! What the heck!
    Phoenix 1: watch out for his gun!
    Bandit 1: IM HIT! IM GOING DOWN!
    Phoenix 1: Bandit EJECT NOW!
    Bandit 1: WATCH OUT!
    Phoenix 1: I’m down! I’m bailing!

    Andrew Garrison: muahahaha

    +4
  • [AI Heli] Mi-2 one month ago

    YES! I NO LONGER HAVE TO WATCH ALL THE HELICOPTERS I SPAWN JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKYYY!

    +3
  • [FT AAM] Aim-9M(onster) 2 months ago

    Isn't this the Monster that turns you into a femboy?

    +3
  • Siren Update #1: bruh 2 months ago

    @OrangeConnor2 @Graingy @ComradeSandman
    Aghshbsvagzuun

    +3
  • SimplePlanes 2 Announcement Trailer 6 months ago

    If only the players that quit for it being not updated saw this

    +3
  • Lightning McQueen 6 months ago

    mmhmm

    +3
  • FT SAM, MIM-104 Patriot Pac-2 7 months ago

    FREEDOM! SKRAAAAAAAAAAAA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    +3
  • Something 7 months ago

    Oh nah the anime pfp kids are back

    +3
  • Your Very Own Free Nothing! 8 months ago

    3rd x-Ray photo is wild

    +3
  • Plane 8 months ago

    @Rb2h it went back up temporarily for about an hour, then went down again I think

    +3
  • New SimplePlanes copypasta / catchphrase / whatever 8 months ago

    Hey remember when you had the profile picture of a person outline with a shadow, and your description was only
    “the Graingy aircraft company (Officially named Graingy) is an aircraft and vehicle company founded in 1928, primarily building warplanes and combat vehicles.
    The company has shifted in management over the years, and last took a new CEO in 2018. The new CEO was also the Soian Head of Government, an "empire" of sorts that spans the multiverse. The new management also came with a reveal: the Graingy aircraft company was founded by the SHG in a rare instance of same-timeline time travel. This would be a good time to mention that Soian technology is incredibly advanced. These statements, along with its VERY contriversal CEO, has changed the way the company is viewed, from just another successful company, to a central piece of how Earth 1 sees Soia. Regardless, the success of the Graingy aircraft company has had a huge jump, contributing a massive amount to the GDP of the island of Soia (the Earth based part of Soia).
    After this management switch, the headquarters of the company have switched to a very large complex located on the shore of the exotic pacific island. The facility is powered by a massive 500 GW nuclear reactor, said reactor also powering the homes of all 1500 people on the island.
    Most of the company's output comes from the HQ. R&D, aircraft production, shipyards, etc.
    The company has had 3 headquarters.
    1928-1955: Southern Yukon Territory, Canada
    1950-2018: Nunavut (Then North West Territories), Canada
    2018-Present: The Island of Soia
    There are plants all over the world:
    1 in The Island of Soia
    3 in Canada
    1 in the United States of America (formerly 3, 2 closed 2016 due to political issues)
    1 in Italy
    1 in Japan
    1 in Antarctica
    There used to be plants in:
    Germany, formally 1 plant, opened 1993, closed 2001
    Australia, formally 1 plant, opened 1960, closed 1989
    South Korea, Formally 1 plant, opened 1940, closed 1950 due to Korean war
    The Graingy aircraft company has specialized in making more affordable craft, while still retaining quality.
    Graingy products are known to be quite rugged.
    The company is trying the production of a video game console: the Graingy 1024. This 1024 bit monster is the size of a coffee table and produces incredible amounts of heat (has a built in AC unit for cooling, requires a window to connect cooling pipe to), but is as powerful as a supercomputer, capable of 10 petaflops. Soian tech is the best tech.”

    +3
  • a rat with a machinegun 8 months ago

    Ratatouille! NOOOO!

    +3
  • Furry Experimental Airlines 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun123 I don’t actually tho I wish I did search up “12 gauge confetti round”

    +3
  • [SP_TGT] (CVL) MN Duquesne 8 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP @Monarchii another example is the HMS Argus.That thing looked cool in my opinion with all the paint. And the USS Langley, the first aircraft carrier. Where do they control the carrier anyways?

    +3
  • my parrot memorial 8 months ago

    F for Pablo

    +3
  • Helium and Hydrogen 9 months ago

    insert unfunny Chinese spy ballon joke

    +3
  • FA18-F Super Hornet 10 months ago

    Mmm simple

    MMM 1,148 PARTS VERY SIMPLE

    (I love it it’s rly good nice job)

    +3
  • General Electric GEnX-1B 11 months ago

    why are you reading a washing machine manual?

    +3
  • I made AI pilot eject 1.1 years ago

    @GuyFolk when will the be available?

    +3
  • Update Galore and Steam Sale 1.1 years ago

    bug

    The “final” locations for airports spawn ai at random spots and they don’t fly correctly

    +3
  • I made AI pilot eject 1.2 years ago

    Aww man. You had the chance to do a war crime!

    +3
  • Tornado 1.2 years ago

    Press AG1 then AG4 and look at the face LOL

    +3
  • ???? 1.2 years ago

    Why is this on my jetstream?

    +3
  • MITSUBISHI A6M3 Zero 1.3 years ago

    I turned on all the stuff and I was using the starter switch and the battery died while I was holding the starter down for like 20 seconds before

    +3
  • Grumman F-14B Tomcat 1.4 years ago

    incredibly loud danger zone synth

    +3
  • Automatic Air Combat System 1.4 years ago

    I had a heavy crosswind when landing to see how it did and it started crabbing

    +3
  • Making New Music For SimplePlanes 1.7 years ago

    He knows where you live..

    +3