2,293 Ashdenpaw1 Comments

  • New SimplePlanes copypasta / catchphrase / whatever 1.6 years ago

    Hey remember when you had the profile picture of a person outline with a shadow, and your description was only
    “the Graingy aircraft company (Officially named Graingy) is an aircraft and vehicle company founded in 1928, primarily building warplanes and combat vehicles.
    The company has shifted in management over the years, and last took a new CEO in 2018. The new CEO was also the Soian Head of Government, an "empire" of sorts that spans the multiverse. The new management also came with a reveal: the Graingy aircraft company was founded by the SHG in a rare instance of same-timeline time travel. This would be a good time to mention that Soian technology is incredibly advanced. These statements, along with its VERY contriversal CEO, has changed the way the company is viewed, from just another successful company, to a central piece of how Earth 1 sees Soia. Regardless, the success of the Graingy aircraft company has had a huge jump, contributing a massive amount to the GDP of the island of Soia (the Earth based part of Soia).
    After this management switch, the headquarters of the company have switched to a very large complex located on the shore of the exotic pacific island. The facility is powered by a massive 500 GW nuclear reactor, said reactor also powering the homes of all 1500 people on the island.
    Most of the company's output comes from the HQ. R&D, aircraft production, shipyards, etc.
    The company has had 3 headquarters.
    1928-1955: Southern Yukon Territory, Canada
    1950-2018: Nunavut (Then North West Territories), Canada
    2018-Present: The Island of Soia
    There are plants all over the world:
    1 in The Island of Soia
    3 in Canada
    1 in the United States of America (formerly 3, 2 closed 2016 due to political issues)
    1 in Italy
    1 in Japan
    1 in Antarctica
    There used to be plants in:
    Germany, formally 1 plant, opened 1993, closed 2001
    Australia, formally 1 plant, opened 1960, closed 1989
    South Korea, Formally 1 plant, opened 1940, closed 1950 due to Korean war
    The Graingy aircraft company has specialized in making more affordable craft, while still retaining quality.
    Graingy products are known to be quite rugged.
    The company is trying the production of a video game console: the Graingy 1024. This 1024 bit monster is the size of a coffee table and produces incredible amounts of heat (has a built in AC unit for cooling, requires a window to connect cooling pipe to), but is as powerful as a supercomputer, capable of 10 petaflops. Soian tech is the best tech.”

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  • Skibidi TheMouse 1.6 years ago

    Ratatouille! NOOOO!

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  • Furry Experimental Airlines 1.6 years ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun123 I don’t actually tho I wish I did search up “12 gauge confetti round”

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  • [SP_TGT] (CVL) MN Duquesne 1.6 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP @Monarchii another example is the HMS Argus.That thing looked cool in my opinion with all the paint. And the USS Langley, the first aircraft carrier. Where do they control the carrier anyways?

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  • my parrot memorial 1.6 years ago

    F for Pablo

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  • Helium and Hydrogen 1.7 years ago

    insert unfunny Chinese spy ballon joke

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  • General Electric GEnX-1B 1.8 years ago

    why are you reading a washing machine manual?

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  • I made AI pilot eject 2.1 years ago

    @GuyFolk when will the be available?

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  • Update Galore and Steam Sale 2.1 years ago

    bug

    The “final” locations for airports spawn ai at random spots and they don’t fly correctly

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  • I made AI pilot eject 2.1 years ago

    Aww man. You had the chance to do a war crime!

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  • Tornado 2.2 years ago

    Press AG1 then AG4 and look at the face LOL

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  • ???? 2.2 years ago

    Why is this on my jetstream?

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  • MITSUBISHI A6M3 Zero 2.3 years ago

    I turned on all the stuff and I was using the starter switch and the battery died while I was holding the starter down for like 20 seconds before

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  • Grumman F-14B Tomcat 2.3 years ago

    incredibly loud danger zone synth

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  • Automatic Air Combat System 2.3 years ago

    I had a heavy crosswind when landing to see how it did and it started crabbing

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  • A-7 Corsair 2.4 years ago

    AG1: YIPEEEE!

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  • Making New Music For SimplePlanes 2.6 years ago

    He knows where you live..

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  • Stupidity Challenge [CLOSED] 2.7 years ago

    A normal plane in ohio

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.9 years ago

    Wth why are we saying “I’m still here”

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  • OBSERVER GE00 3.0 years ago

    Reply to this comment for absolutely nothing! The person to spam me the most gets nothing!

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  • 1.11 Should be for sounds 3.0 years ago

    @BeastHunter @JustWingIt they were my best supporters the last time I made a forum (TYSM!)

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  • F/A-18C Hornet 3.0 years ago

    It’s called F/A because it is a fighter (air to air) and an attack (air to ground) jet. (aka a multi role)

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  • Refuel 3.0 years ago

    @WNP78 You should mention it’s in the game now

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  • BAALAND - Land Sword - MK2 one month ago

    I want to hug it :3

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  • Bergentrücking 4 months ago

    NO DONT-

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  • SimplePlanes 2 | UI / UX 4 months ago

    Thank you silly goober dragon

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  • Strv 103C 5 months ago

    Tamnbk :3c

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  • !The Items RACETRACKS 5 months ago

    zoom time

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  • Believe Me, Its Not A Trap 5 months ago

    Help-
    I seem to have fallen for it

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  • CATV-1 “Mule” Armored Transport Vehicle 5 months ago

    German humvee

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  • He 212 A-2 5 months ago

    German Mustang Restored 4K

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  • Is this thing on...? 5 months ago

    @Graingy
    I’m gonna put you in a deep dryer

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  • Hwacha 6 months ago

    Mythbusters approved

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  • Am I the only trans person here? 6 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP
    Trans-fem. Although I still publicly look male because I’m worried about being fem in public. I do wear skirts and stuff when I’m at friends houses and at home tho!

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  • SimplePlanes 2 6 months ago

    2 Simple 2 Plane

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  • Mig-15SF Super Fagot 7 months ago

    @ToeTips
    As a member of the rainbow squad I give you permission

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  • F350SD Ambulance NBMEMS modern livery 7 months ago

    My mom is a chief there, so she has a GMC Yukon with a Whelen WecanX system. 6.2L V6 version, it can absolutely haul ass when going code 3

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  • F350SD Ambulance NBMEMS modern livery 7 months ago

    The FD my mom works at that I do ride-alongs with has an F-350 for one of their small engines. They use it for medicals, but they have a small tank if they are out and need it. it is marked "Engine 13."

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  • Miku Plush 7 months ago

    this Miku plush sold me fent behind a gas station

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  • The Graingy Revolution! (Ended) 8 months ago

    I have joined
    @Graingy

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  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! 8 months ago

    It's my birthday also wait-

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  • Graingy PSA: Any of you good with computers? 8 months ago

    I'm good with all software, not really hardware. I do know a lot about simple vintage hardware for old stuff like siren control systems but not modern computer hardware

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  • BSO CVPI 9 months ago

    @YarisSedan
    Shut.

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  • KSB's Ai code request center ™ 10 months ago

    An ai that ACTUALLY fires cannon like guns. Maybe like an ME-262 or a BF-109 would be a good demo

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  • Simple WRC rally car Ai Rally Racer 10 months ago

    It is very unpredictable if it is going to flip over and crash, or pin itself against the side of the bridge

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  • A F-14B Tomcat 10 months ago

    posts banger
    says nothing
    leaves

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