6,452 AverageUMP45Simp Comments

  • Nearly There! (Teaser) 2.2 years ago

    aslo t (shirt)

  • Nearly There! (Teaser) 2.2 years ago

    hwo man part so my phon don't explode

  • stuff 2.2 years ago

    i had a seizure making the description.

  • German Corsair challenge 2.2 years ago

    Still waitin on results, @Idksus

  • Experiment craft 2.2 years ago

    this is an example of what happens when you have 2000 hours on every ace combat game.. you get this monstrosity in your dreams


    10/10

  • scp 'airport breaker' scp 'german corsair' containment 2.2 years ago

    Item: SCP-243-SP


    Object class: Keter


    Special Containment Procedures: Every instance of SCP-243-SP must be contained in a steel box featuring 4 .50 cal guns incase an instance tries to escape. Instances of SCP-243-SP must be shot down by Apollo-9 "Flight Planners" if breached.


    Description: SCP-243-SP refers to a fictional aircraft uploaded to the website "simpleplanes.com" called the "German Corsair". Whenever the German Corsair is downloaded and loaded in the simpleplanes application, a 1:1 scale replica of the German Corsair will exist in the real world.


    Addendum 2005-12-22 (YYYY/MM/DD)
    The following is an interview between the creator of the German Corsair, "Spicyninja"


    Dr. Andrew Garrison: Why did you create the German Corsair?
    Spicyninja: yeet bois
    Dr. Andrew Garrison: excuse me?
    Spicyninja: yeet bois
    Dr. Andrew Garrison: I quit my job.


    Spicyninja has been designated Poi-243-SP after this.


    following the interview, no personnel are to interact with Poi-243-SP. - Dr. HellFireKoder


    There seems to be an update to the file, would you like to read it?
    [YES] [NO]


    Accessing new revision.....


    Item: yeet bois


    Object class: yeet bois


    Special Containment Procedures: yeet bois


    Description: yeet bois

    +8
  • Regular Aerobatic Plane 2.2 years ago

    @Ordinaryplanebuilder

  • Strike Plane Challenge 2.2 years ago

    god tiny two takedown is driving me nuts

    +1
  • Post Stall Maneuvering SU-47 Version 2.Z 2.2 years ago

    very fun, but a bit laggy for my phone otherwise very great!

  • SU-47 Berkut w Bloopers ! 2.2 years ago

    Cool

  • McDonnell Douglas FA-18 Hornet 2.2 years ago

    @Aviator01 thanks

    +1
  • Upcoming Post/Build 2.2 years ago

    nice bf-109 replica with the luftwaffe livery

    +1
  • SAC TP-02A WIP 80% 2.2 years ago

    a bit late but, cheers to your 5k points!

  • BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) 2.2 years ago

    I'm stupid for thinking Bart meant Bart Simpson

    +1
  • McDonnell Douglas FA-18 Hornet 2.2 years ago

    @Aviator01 sorry to bother but pls tell what happened when it fought against Pigpen.

  • F-16FS "Super Viper" 2.2 years ago

    Supermaneuverable F-16

    very interesting

    +3
  • F P-057 TRON plane 2.3 years ago

    @Silverhelm501 I saw you on mw discord server

  • Icikiwir - Piggy Bike 2.3 years ago

    oh wow my comment got pinned lol

    +1
  • Simplistic F-16 Fighting Falcon 2.3 years ago

    cool

    +1
  • Motocross Tundra Jumper 2.3 years ago

    very fun to drive

  • so uh...... 2.3 years ago

    @ColonelCanada ah. thanks for telling me about that

  • hm... 2.3 years ago

    @X99STRIKER oh dear

  • hm... 2.3 years ago

    @Inuyasha8215 my brain too small to comprehend how to make ships, but I probably will make one soon (aka never)

  • hm... 2.3 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming I will try.. if I have time cuz classes

    +1
  • MiG-23 K 2.3 years ago

    cool

    +1
  • AI-Escort Enemy (Updated) 2.3 years ago

    zamn, also the front of the aircraft lookin a bit

    C H O N K

  • Upcoming build & some other fun stuff! 2.3 years ago

    "image not found or was removed"

    bw-oomp

  • Why I haven’t posted for a long time 2.3 years ago

    welcome back, even if you don't know me

  • F-16 C Thunderbird Teaser 2 2.3 years ago

    T is for tuesday

    +1
  • ITS ALMOST READY 2.3 years ago

    T is for thank you
    also that last picture got me actin up bruhh
    the wing feeling goofy

  • F-5 Tiger 2.3 years ago

    @RandomSPGuy thanks!

  • Final teaser 2.3 years ago

    t is for toasted bread

  • The Infamous Red Door 2.3 years ago

    @ColonelCanada ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ mega mogus sus

    +1
  • Lockheed P-38 L Lightning 2.3 years ago

    I'm so dumb I thought the burning aircraft in the thumbnail was a missile

    +2
  • Boeing 717 Update 2 2.3 years ago

    @klm747klm747 I'm praying for my phone when I download this
    it lags when I download anything over 400 parts

  • F P-057 TRON plane 2.3 years ago

    just wonderin

  • F P-057 TRON plane 2.3 years ago

    hey, @Silverhelm501 is your discord "silverhelm501#5917"?

  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting 2.3 years ago

    corn

    +2
  • Boeing 717 Update 2 2.3 years ago

    t
    even if my phone will become an ied when I try to download it I will upvote

  • B-71 2.3 years ago

    @Zaineman remember that spotlight I didn't use? could you use it on this please?

  • broken flanker 2.3 years ago

    just wondering, how is it broken?

  • Gepard 1A3VR Main Battle Tank 2.3 years ago

    neat

    +1
  • "The Grinch" Coming Soon ! ! 2.3 years ago

    @Zaineman oh thank you!

  • how do make the b o m b bay 2.3 years ago

    don't let the thumbnail fool you

  • how do make the b o m b bay 2.3 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming hmmmmm

    +1
  • how do people upvote with 0 points???? 2.3 years ago

    @X99STRIKER ah okay, thanks for answering

  • Some Screenshots: 2.3 years ago

    cool

  • amogus 2.3 years ago

    @Notnik0foryou2 sin(PitchAngle)(sin(TargetElevation)TargetDistance)+cos(PitchAngle)(cos(TargetHeading-Heading)abs(cos(TargetElevation))TargetDistance)sin(-RollAngle)(sin(TargetHeading+-Heading)abs(cos(TargetElevation))TargetDistance)+cos(-RollAngle)(cos(PitchAngle)(sin(TargetElevation)TargetDistance)+-sin(PitchAngle)(cos(TargetHeading-Heading)abs(cos(TargetElevation))TargetDistance)) cos(-RollAngle)(sin(TargetHeading+-Heading)abs(cos(TargetElevation))TargetDistance)+-sin(-RollAngle)(cos(PitchAngle)(sin(TargetElevation)TargetDistance)+-sin(PitchAngle)(cos(TargetHeading-Heading)abs(cos(TargetElevation))*TargetDistance))

  • Daslan Delta 2.3 years ago

    my toaster is gonna explode.