40.2k Awsomur Comments

  • What's with the Garfield memes? 5.4 years ago

    The original Bic Lasanga

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  • The Real Area 51 5.4 years ago

    I don’t believe in aliens, but I do believe in UFOs. Allow me to explain:
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    Around the 40s and 50s, sci-fi books and stories became massively popular. Stories about “little green men” were all the rage, and the government saw an opportunity. Around the same time, people started seeing “flying saucers” in the sky. My theory is that the government, influenced by a researcher or a group of people, started a large social experiment by instigating these sightings.
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    A few cases were just people that were too paranoid and mistook a plane for a spaceship, but there’s too many strange incidents regarding the military and government rushing to cover up “crashed objects” and things of that nature. The Keksburg UFO incident is the best example of this. You should watch this video; it’s very intriguing and gives a great explanation of what happened. There’s no doubt that something was there. Same thing with Roswell. The alien dissection tape? Admitted to be fake by the creator, but it’s just one more piece of the experiment.
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    Area 51 is the ultimate part of the ruse. A top secret base, in a barren desert, with many large hangars and a spooky name? There’s nothing in there but old junker airplanes, but it’s needed to keep the interest in aliens alive.
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    I for one am all in favor of this plan. It has inspired a lot of really great media and given a lot of people who witnessed it the story of their lives.
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    Now if you’ll excuse me, the CIA is at my door.
    @JamesBleriot

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  • MY NOSE 5.4 years ago

    Thanks for this critical update on your life. We just couldn’t have lived without it.

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  • How many women play SP? 5.4 years ago

    Does it matter? Does this change how you view a person? Because hopefully it doesn’t.

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  • Angelfish 5.4 years ago

    A moment of silence for our fallen homeboy.

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  • Bug or something - please help 5.4 years ago

    Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries:

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  • Comic Strip #3 5.4 years ago

    100 years from now, archaeologists will see how amazing our culture was

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  • I’m leaving. 5.4 years ago

    Apparently if you go to Mr. Beast’s discount stores there’s a little girl handing out pancakes in line.
    @Tully2001

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  • Why people hate Roleplay ? 5.4 years ago

    Roleplay has gone from having strong alliances of players and wars that were played out gentlemanly. Now it’s gone to pot with all the crazy kids that have turned it into a kindergarten playground.

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  • URGANT orbital bombarding of ducc HQ has begun 5.5 years ago

    Cut off one head, two will take their place. Hail Duccdra.

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  • DISEASE ,It's spreading really fast take shelter from it NOW!! 5.5 years ago

    The developers have joined us. All will soon join us. Run from it. Hide from it. Destiny still arrives. We are... inevitable
    @Mmdben

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  • Do all posts about duccs get upvoted by belugasub 5.5 years ago

    Do not address the Holy Emperor by his name. He must be referred to as “Holy Emperor of the Ducc, ruler of the universe and commander of the Ducc Army.”

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  • What have I done... 5.5 years ago

    Some trends die after 2 days.
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    But not us.

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  • The Duccs are Rising 5.5 years ago

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    @CrashFighter05 @LancasterAce

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  • The New SPW, with Awsomur [37] 5.5 years ago

    Gotta put a \ before those special characters so your shrugs don’t get messed up.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    @Mmdben

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  • AT-AT swimmer 5.5 years ago

    It has to be pointed out that Axartar pumped out this incredible build in about 5 hours with no idea he was even going to be building it. Amazing work. You’ve earned a follower.

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  • Im sad:( 5.5 years ago

    It’s not unfair. If SimplePlanes never got updated because a few people wouldn’t be able to get the update, then the game would die. As a wise man once said, “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”

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  • Just gonna leave this here. 5.5 years ago

    In all seriousness though, what he did was uncalled for, regardless of who was in the wrong.

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  • Just gonna leave this here. 5.5 years ago

    “KingHandJob”
    Look out guys were dealing with a badass over here.

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  • 01000001 01101100 01110000 01101000 01100001 5.5 years ago

    Translation:
    Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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  • [RP] Official announcement of Forwith Island 5.6 years ago

    Very old government suddenly appears and becomes active in politics.
    Wakanda intensifies

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  • Simpleplanes MP life 5.6 years ago

    Logic has left the chat

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  • U.S.S. Rangers 5.6 years ago

    Ensign, set course for the USS Rangers, maximum upvotes!

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  • Kumamatanga Archipelago 5.6 years ago

    No doubt the best map on the site. Awesome work.

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  • Our games are now free for education 5.6 years ago

    That’s it. I’m gonna be a teacher.

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  • AS-AC-10 [5 TIMES BIGGER!!!!] 5.6 years ago

    yeehaw
    @CRJ900Pilot

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  • The little engine that could... 5.6 years ago

    person below the comment is an immature 12 year old

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  • Fulfilling the promise I made to Tully2001...(Emotional) 5.6 years ago

    lik dis if u cri evey tim

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  • The Consul: With Strikefighter04 [5] 5.6 years ago

    It’s important because it confirms Einstein’s theory. But it’s not a great image from a photography perspective.
    @Aeromen

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  • This is sad & funny at the same time. 5.6 years ago

    Also, I love how waiting until 2020 is going to fix these supposed problems.

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  • Announcement 5.7 years ago

    Even if this is April fools, I’d love to see a VR game that requires your buddy to shoot a blow dryer at your face.

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  • Rough Terrain crane 65-40m 5.7 years ago

    No doubt the best crane on the entire website. Smashing work.

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  • The Consul: With Strikefighter04 [3] 5.7 years ago

    The “sometime each week” upload schedule is a great idea. I always used to stress over getting the SPW out on on a certain day, which was part of the reason I quit. If I do a SR2 News then I’ll be following your laid-back format for uploading.

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  • CF 5.7 years ago

    I also can’t help but notice you have your treasury as 500 trillion dollars when there’s only about 80 trillion in the entire world circulation.
    @CptJacobson

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  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    You’ve outdone yourselves this time fellas. Outstanding job.

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  • What is considered spam (posts not forums)? 5.7 years ago

    Spam is one of the following things:
    - Scamming/advertising
    - Saying the same thing over and over.
    - Saying the same thing over and over.
    - Saying the same thing over and over.
    - Posting long, copy/pasted poems/stories/text images.

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  • Strikefighter04 face reveel with Tully and Awsomur Push to gold 5.7 years ago

    I hate that I missed the sinking of the Titantic. Would've been a great story to cover on the SPW.

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  • "Add a part and pass it around" 5.8 years ago

    I like this idea.

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  • Almost 4 years out of date 5.8 years ago

    I need to to sleep I’m tired

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  • When does the SP Website become 4.0 years old? 5.8 years ago

    I know it! We’re going the wrong way!
    @yogertdog

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  • When does the SP Website become 4.0 years old? 5.8 years ago

    What the heck is a plane anyways?
    @yogertdog

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  • Platinum!! 5.8 years ago

    Upvotes aren’t everything my dude; play for fun and now for fame. Plus, forum upvotes are worth less.
    @GeneralOliverVonBismarck

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  • Community car project 5.8 years ago

    The man. The myth. The legend. The one who started it all.... Zexzon!

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  • Operation Gomorrah 5.8 years ago

    It’s gonna be a Great War. So great we won’t need a second one.

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  • What is your favorite airplane? 5.8 years ago

    Antonov An-255 Mryia; largest plane in the world.

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  • Relarian puppet states 5.8 years ago

    Southerners always know what’s goin’ on.

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  • Whaaaat? 5.8 years ago

    Probably. SR2 mobile will be out soon as well so I'll play that.
    @BoeyingOfficial

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  • Important 6.2 years ago

    No. Go ahead and make your own news thing, but please do not use the SPW name.

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