18.2k ColonelCanada Comments

  • Sadly 1.8 years ago

    stoler

    +2
  • un-8 1.8 years ago

    @ArrayDenalov
    not gonna point out how dumb that comment is
    against the rules

    +2
  • OH LAWD AN ACCURSED ONE 1.8 years ago

    no

    +2
  • Geran - 1 (SHAHED-131) 1.8 years ago

    here before comments removed

    +2
  • The Ohbu Island 1.8 years ago

    I was not expecting to see something like this today.

    Good job, looks amazing.
    When you're done cooking the burgers with your iPad could you give me one please?

    +2
  • Joke Competition! (CLOSED) 1.8 years ago

    Why was I tagged here?

    +2
  • Any furries in Simpleplanes? 1.8 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    I've been checking furry posts to see if any of them are in our server.
    If they are, they'll be banned.

    +2
  • Any furries in Simpleplanes? 1.8 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    YOU WERE HIDING YOURSELF

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  • Any furries in Simpleplanes? 1.8 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    I FUCKING KNEW IT

    +2
  • Building Wright Island in Minecraft 1.8 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE
    There's more room over by the mountains.
    More room = bigger city
    Bigger city = better

    +2
  • Idk 1.8 years ago

    Looooooong live our Soviet motherland...

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  • Just a test 1.8 years ago

    Thats my favourite dinosaur

    +2
  • alright who did that 1.8 years ago

    @Bobyo
    Maybe.
    Maybe not.

    +2
  • yodazo 1.9 years ago

    what?

    +2
  • On the topic of verifpro bots: 1.9 years ago

    Verifpro is gone
    Something...different has come to take its place...

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  • But the power of the ring... Could not be undone. 1.9 years ago

    Ah shit, here we go again...

    +2
  • Mi-24V 1.9 years ago

    If I save this I'm gonna have 5 Mi-24s in my saved list


    Edit:
    Its very nice, but the scale is pretty off.
    My suggestion is that you scale it up a bit, doesn't have to be 1:1 but it should at least be a little bigger.

    +2
  • Daily Meme Post 1 1.9 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE
    AG9 is real, believe it or not.

    It just needs some funky trees.
    An AG9 button isn't gonna pop up in your AG menu, but you can find it in switches.
    At least, thats what I hear.

    +2
  • Convair F-106 Delta Dart [TEASER] 1.9 years ago

    Looks absolutely amazing.
    T

    +2
  • Sikorsky CH-53E Super Stallion 1.9 years ago

    "...Good, thats one less loose end-"
    two gunshots

    +2
  • Some more cool dev console codes 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    delete the cops chasing you and give yourself 99999999999999 cash
    when questioned just say the universe glitched

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  • Some more cool dev console codes 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    If you're in jail just open the dev console the warden uses and delete the wall keeping you in.

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  • Some more cool dev console codes 1.9 years ago

    you can delete yourself?

    +2
  • Forum Post 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    ...
    its just more coding everyone

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  • Interesting Statistic about the SimplePlanes community 1.9 years ago

    People build planes too

    +2
  • Forum Post 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    I should have expected that from you...

    +2
  • Forum Post 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    You probably went through a lot more to make that than just switching a word in the URL like i did

    +2
  • New features 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    BRO DON'T SPELL IT WITH A K

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  • New features 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    bro don't spell it with a K

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  • New features 1.9 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    thanks lol
    Congrats on 421 points (if only it were one digit off...)

    +2
  • Unpopular Opinion 1.9 years ago

    the Fokker Dr.1 is the best plane to ever exist

    +2
  • Enough of SimplePlanes, how about SimplePlanes 2? 1.9 years ago

    If a SP2 happens my points better transfer over

    +2
  • Hei, jundroo... 2.0 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison

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  • Good Bye 2.0 years ago

    No offense, but no one cares.
    As I say on every single one of these made by a small user, this website does not care if you are taking a small break. You are not recognized enough for people to care, this is more like an attention grab.
    I bet you thought that this would get like 15 upvotes and 20 comments saying "nooo".
    Surprise, you didn't.
    Please, read this forum:
    click


    Sorry for being a jerk, but someone had to say it.

    +2
  • Oil Derrick 2.0 years ago

    Oil Derrick

    You're welcome

    +2
  • My dog…sadness 2.0 years ago

    Press F to pay respects
    presses F

    +2
  • why no yaw? 2.0 years ago

    replace the y in yaw with an h and add the following word; yee

    +2
  • where are the clouds? 2.0 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01
    Weather doesn't exist in simpleplanes
    Its 100% funky

    +2
  • Dear Mobile Users... [ANDROID ONLY] 2.0 years ago

    I don't use any specific app, I just click this lil button right here and I can search for emojis, gifs and stickers.

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  • STAFF PLEASE READ THIS IS AN APOLOGY! 2.0 years ago

    top text
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    bottom text

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  • Say me first (closed) 2.0 years ago

    Me sixth

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  • German Corsair 2.0 years ago

    dear god i almost upvoted this

    +2
  • I don't know what to build? 2.0 years ago

    Since you are new here, I suggest building a six million part 1:1 scale B-747

    +2
  • Rest in Peace to B-17 "Texas Raiders" and the P-63 2.0 years ago

    Wow...
    Rest In Peace both the crew of Texas Raiders and the pilot of the P-63.

    +2
  • Wise mystical tree 2.0 years ago

    thats enough internet for today

    +2
  • [VOTE!] Who's the most famous/loved player on SP? 2.1 years ago

    @JustWingIt what are you, 7'2? Thats how tall you'd need to be to pat my head
    I'm 6'1 lol.

    +2
  • new name yay 2.1 years ago

    You're just digging yourself a deeper hole...

    +2
  • I LOCE SIMPLEPLANES!!!! 2.1 years ago

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Ooming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    Barry?
    Adam?

    Oan you believe this is happening?

    I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    You got lint on your fuzz.
    Ow! That's me!

    Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam.
    Hey, Barry.

    Is that fuzz gel?

    A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    Hi, Barry.
    Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    Hear about Frankie?

    Yeah.

    You going to the funeral?

    No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    Well, Adam, today we are men.
    We are!

    Bee-men.

    Amen!
    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    Wonder what it'll be like?
    A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

    +2
  • Can we? 2.1 years ago

    Actually, despite some comments people have made Android/IOS could run Maywar with little problems. Mobile isn't as bad as everyone thinks. My S21 can run 4000 parts, with a little uncomfortable lag. Lag starts at 3100+ parts.

    +2
  • a request 2.1 years ago

    I'm not good with funky trees, but all I know is...actually I don't know anything.

    +2