Aight found the copypasta
Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
@TriStar I now know way too much about dissecting living people/pickaxing innocents/hitting babies against trees/horrifically attacking neighbours for no reason/being a Nazi but far, far worse.
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 The African population of Mars is 0%. We’ve been wondering if this is part of why Elon wants here so bad…
Whatever the case may be, our orbital defence system is set to shoot to kill.
@WisconsinStatePolice I assure you comrade buddy Gem- hic -Gemins ah mean Gemsius was PERFECTLY okay wit dis thin’.
Is TOTES okay to dreat trust… trust meeee….
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Martian, which has surprisingly close ties to Canada (and thus Canadian-available food) through our dealings with Graingy through me.
I single-handedly secured our maple syrup supply.
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I was not aware of that stereotype.
I mean, who doesn’t like fried chicken?
Vegans I guess but whatever they’re a minority. Mmm chicken
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I was not aware that was an aspect of being a “true black man”. The more you know, I guess.
I’ve never had Popeyes before. Aren’t they like chicken and stuff?
@Griffon1 What a jest!
Quite humorous, really!
@theNoobCountry2withM1911 ?
@FishbedFive Literally what I hear when reading the title lmao
@HuskyDynamics01 To the pit with ye!
Aight found the copypasta
Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
@TheMouse Nuh uh
You are crazy
plogus
Rip
What kind of loser watches that?
@TriStar I now know way too much about dissecting living people/pickaxing innocents/hitting babies against trees/horrifically attacking neighbours for no reason/being a Nazi but far, far worse.
aigh
@TheMouse Good idea
Wha's tha?
@MrSilverWolf Thank you.
@TheCommentaryGuy Remove that.
oooh
@Nerfaddict Drink more.
@TheMouse Yes
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Also have a free u umlaut
take one
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@Monarchii I NEED THE SHIP
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 The African population of Mars is 0%. We’ve been wondering if this is part of why Elon wants here so bad…
Whatever the case may be, our orbital defence system is set to shoot to kill.
@LM0418 White?
Ahem!
@WisconsinStatePolice I assure you comrade buddy Gem- hic -Gemins ah mean Gemsius was PERFECTLY okay wit dis thin’.
Is TOTES okay to dreat trust… trust meeee….
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Perhaps it’s named for what it is, perhaps it’s named for what it should wrought, we will never know.
@TheMouse I think that’d actually just poison someone tbh
@Monarchii lemong-… …rass…
Wait, bamboo is grass…
YOU PANDAFRO-!!
@HuskyDynamics01 Interesting… perhaps you’re onto something?
@TheMouse Uh tabernak?
STILL!
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Martian, which has surprisingly close ties to Canada (and thus Canadian-available food) through our dealings with Graingy through me.
I single-handedly secured our maple syrup supply.
You can’t fanum the Ohio power of my skibidi sigma
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I was not aware of that stereotype.
I mean, who doesn’t like fried chicken?
Vegans I guess but whatever they’re a minority. Mmm chicken
@TheMouse
@Monarchii
:)
Who tf are you?
I wasn’t aware China had islands? Huh.
@TheMouse GOOD NEPTUNE
Btw I’m the same guy as behind that handsome fellow
V
@Eggplant ah yes the homophobia birds
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I was not aware that was an aspect of being a “true black man”. The more you know, I guess.
I’ve never had Popeyes before. Aren’t they like chicken and stuff?
Since y’know they can’t make planes and expecting them to get 15 upvotes on a forum is a bit much I’d say
VR users iirc
What
@TheMouse please just leave my marshmallows alone
If you like your burgers soggy I am personally sending you to the South Pole to atone
@OrangeConnor2 :((
I have a few ideas
I think...
Well...