3,656 Dathcha Comments

  • it's been 3 years since the incident 1.8 years ago

    imagine not breaking the rules. (Made by making account when under 13 gang)

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  • You've got a hole in your left wing. 2.0 years ago

    Misleading title mods should ban this person.

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  • I’m 5 now guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 2.6 years ago

    Kangy when you reach the acient age of 6, you can teleport

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  • Most unlisted planes? 2.6 years ago

    I dare you to post the neu racer as a totally legit build you spent time on, with fancy screenshots and everything

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  • Simpleplanes Algorithm Logic 2.7 years ago

    Nah people just like funny stuff better than good stuff

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  • Cylinder Grip Interaction and XML 2.7 years ago

    I like your funny words magic man

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  • How to mobile multiplayer 2.8 years ago

    Dude this is absolutely moving, the acting is incredible i cried. Deserves every award ever

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  • How to aggressively go up. 2.8 years ago

    THE ONLY WAY TO BUILD A AGGRESSIVE HELICOPTER IS TO LISTEN TO DOOM MUSIC WHILE BUILDING IT AND YELLING THE WHOLE TIME

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  • Curated? 2.8 years ago

    U are vegetable @V

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  • Han Class Submarine 2.8 years ago

    Hey jundroo some UNDERWATER CAMERAS WOULD BE NICE

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  • Andrew Meme 2.8 years ago

    Well just make it fly, and we are doing exactly as Andrew wanted us to

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  • Neptune UA-5 'Stingray' 2.9 years ago

    Give it a lawn chair and you have created a weapon so powerful it couldnt even be stopped by every god working together

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  • School is killing me 3.0 years ago

    I honestly believe excess school is the number one cause of depression and suicide among young people. Yes it teaches us a few useful life skills, but over 75% of it is not fun, it takes time away from actual important things like having fun. If you never have fun in your life theres no reason to keep living. Ive been on the verge of killing myself multiple times because i wake up and realize i will spend today, tomorrow, next week, next month, with so much stress and pressure that it outweighs the fun i have by a landslide. And the worst part is that it doesn’t get better. Some adults joke about how work is so much worse than school and “we havent seen anything about life yet”, but if thats true then honestly why not just end it now and save years and years of suffering and depression. Id rather feel nothing than what ive felt for the past few years and will probally for the next few decades. And yet the school syetem thinks we need to learn advanced math ive yet to use once in my life instead of things like, oh i dont know how to pay taxes? How to manage your money? HOW TO GET A JOB? And it repeats every day, 5 days in a row. Then another 5 days in a row, and another. If life doesnt get better after school i will almost certainly kill myself. Dont need to know if x+4(9-x) = 3x+36 is a false equation or not if im dead. The only thing school teaches us is how to not be happy educated and optimistic people with a good future

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  • New Level Ideas 3.0 years ago

    Also the ultimate weapon is the undo button duh

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  • Lockheed Have Blue 3.0 years ago

    When an aircraft enthusiast gets addicted to geometry

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  • Not DCS 3.0 years ago

    I just wish planes didnt explode into millions of parts when destroyed

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  • bro ? 3.1 years ago

    Didnt you know mountains are a lie by the government to brainwash you?

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  • Unnoticed Snowstone logic 3.1 years ago

    A frozen lake with sliding mechanics would be absolutely amazing

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  • Darn it Andrew 3.1 years ago

    How could you Andrew!

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  • Free Education Version 3.2 years ago

    Im homeschooled so do i just ask my mom lmao

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  • What 3.2 years ago

    Wait so THIS is how autopilot works. They just make the tiny people fly

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  • STOP Abusing the Challenge Tag 3.2 years ago

    That wont save you from the optical illusion triangle. prepare to be annihilated
    @KnightOfRen

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  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    Simple tracks, just like one kind, like wheels, maybe with slightly different appearance like wheels

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  • This is not a War... This is an Extermination. 3.3 years ago

    Ez win for humans, just sneeze on them and they die lol

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  • E-25 3.4 years ago

    Rip smashers that got hugged by cockroaches

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  • Milton Meyer, the Balloon Ace 3.6 years ago

    Imagine finally joining the air force, you go on your first mission and get shot down by a floaty boi

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  • 1:1 Banana for Scale 3.7 years ago

    According to my math, a F-15 is exactly 109.714285714 Bananas long. Yes I actually measured

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  • Some Advice 4.0 years ago

    Any idea how to take down a F-15 with a Wheelbarrow?

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  • Don't tell Mom... 11 months ago

    Add an extra Andrew every day until Christmas

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  • Welcome to Simple Planes Shenzerbenzer09 1.1 years ago

    @Shenzerbenzer greetings, welcome to our cult, where you must prove your worth or be sacrificed to the great and powerful Andrew Garrison. Failure to praise the great Andrew will result in death, and your soul will be captured and added to His great collection. (Also we are plane nerds)

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  • Stop. 1.7 years ago

    Hey guys my tyrannosaurus rex accidentally shot the country of switzerland, wont be able to play for a few seconds, dont worry i will be back.

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  • Literally impossible to come up with a title. 1.8 years ago

    R.I.P Walvis, it sucks that he was found shot 35 times in the back of his head, stabbed 40 times with a knife, and hung himself, while also choked to death with Swedish meatballs. Truly a tragedy. 😔

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  • i am here 1.8 years ago

    Idk man, i dont believe you. For confirmation, please email me your all numbers on your credit card, the passwords to every account you own, your address, the exact amount of watermelons that would need to be hurled at the sun to cause the earth to die, the name of every pet you have owned, the first middle and last name of everyone in your family, all of their birthdays, their jobs, your favorite color, and after you have followed these steps, please paypal me your entire bank account.

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  • Tracks 2 was removed by a mod. 2.4 years ago

    I used the stones to destroy the stones @SheriffHackdogMCPE

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  • 24 KitFoxes 2.6 years ago

    I managed to land them, with only 23 acceptable causalities

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  • Blood Fin 2.6 years ago

    KEEEEEEEEENNOOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.7 years ago

    I dont know why i didnt upvote this until now

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  • been escorting the uss beast for a while 2.7 years ago

    It can actually crash if you follow it long enough

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  • Tesla Cybertruck (Texas Edition) 2.7 years ago

    If this is Texas version does that mean it has GUN?

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  • moai 2.7 years ago

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  • Reverse Submarine 2.7 years ago

    When theres too much oxygen in the water

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  • The Harrier Laughs: A SimplePlanes Meme 2.8 years ago

    This meme exists:
    The andrewish follower laughs

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  • TETRIS 2.8 years ago

    Im looking foward to skyrim on sp

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  • No way 2.8 years ago

    Andrewism leads to abilities some consider, unnatural.

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  • After The Beta 2.8 years ago

    This dude is treating convoys like animals, absolutely disgusting, its like he doesn’t care about their lives aT all.

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  • [T E A S E R] Guess the plane 2.9 years ago

    F-22

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  • New Level Ideas 3.0 years ago

    I just want the tanker escort mission on mobile :’(

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  • Sikorsky R4 3.0 years ago

    Theres a really cool YouTube video about this helicopter here

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  • I'm back! (With long term plans 3.1 years ago

    Now i must know what happened to expand my ever growing knowledge of things i have no reason to know

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