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  • I made my own SP memes compilation video. 5.7 years ago

    BOOO, GET BETTER CONTENT!

  • Breaking! 5.7 years ago

    We will be sending five K-3 divisions to drop off our councilmen for the funeral and for patrol.

  • The Russian Question 5.7 years ago

    We'll keep drones on the lookout, but don't expect much else.

  • Stalinium 5.7 years ago

    "Москва
    Москва.
    Далёкая и таинственная
    Башни из червонного золота
    Холодны, словно лёд
    Москва.
    Если узнать её поближе,
    Увидишь, в ней горит
    Жаркий огонь
    Казаки — хе-хе-хе — подымай стаканы
    Наташа — ха-ха-ха — ты красавица
    Товарищ — хе-хе-хе — за жизнь
    Ваше здоровье, братцы
    Москва, Москва
    Бей стаканы о стену
    Россия — это прекрасная страна
    Москва, Москва
    Твоя широкая душа
    Гуляет ночами без удержу
    Москва, Москва
    Любовь по вкусу как чёрная икра
    Девушки созданы, чтобы их целовать
    Москва, Москва
    Давай плясать на столе
    Пока он не сломается
    Москва — окно в прошедшее
    Зеркало царского времени
    Красное как кровь
    Москва — кто заглянет в твою душу
    Увидит — там любовь горит
    Как горячие угли
    Казаки — хе-хе-хе — подымай стаканы
    Наташа — ха-ха-ха — ты красавица
    Товарищ — хе-хе-хе — за любовь
    За ваше здоровье, девушки
    Москва, Москва
    Бей стаканы о стену
    Россия — это прекрасная страна
    Москва, Москва
    Твоя широкая душа
    Гуляет ночами без удержу
    Москва
    Москва, Москва
    Москва! Москва!
    Москва, Москва
    Пей водку холодной не разбавляя
    Тогда доживёшь до ста лет
    Москва, Москва
    Папаша, у тебя стакан пустой
    Но в погребе у нас найдётся ещё
    Москва, Москва
    Казаки — хе-хе-хе — подымай стаканы
    Наташа — ха-ха-ха — ты красавица
    Товарищ — хе-хе-хе — за любовь
    За ваше здоровье, братцы!
    Gu"

    +3
  • Tracks 2: new tracks. 5.7 years ago

    OH THANK YOU I USE THE TRACK MOD SO MUCH YEEESS

  • I’m making a map of all SP nations 5.7 years ago

    Elsweyr m8

  • Pearl Diver 5.7 years ago

    That's odd.
    Lots of 666's.

    +2
  • Suggestion for SP 1.8 minor update 5.7 years ago

    Agreed!

  • My RC 5.7 years ago

    @AdlerSteiner I'd like to see a race between this sleek thing and my big chunky slash 4x4 and it's blocky jeep body

  • My RC 5.7 years ago

    @AdlerSteiner ...

    like, KPH.

  • My RC 5.7 years ago

    How fast may i askies?

  • It's My Birthday 5.7 years ago

    happy borfday

    We really hope you stick around until the next.

  • The indefinite challenge 5.7 years ago

    Pfft.
    Piece of π. You're on.

  • 8 years passed 5.7 years ago

    @Marine Feelsbadman

  • 8 years passed 5.7 years ago

    Awful.
    Wait, that was fukushima. That was the day fukushima daiichi went down.
    Man. That sucks. Time just up and flies.

  • Request for New Railway Mod 5.7 years ago

    Please.

  • *** New Aircraft: Do You Want It? B-25 Mitchell *** 5.7 years ago

    I'll take it

    +1
  • Should I be back to building? 5.7 years ago

    Somebody like you would seriously bring life back here. Please.

  • T U R R E T 5.7 years ago

    So, you're the wise guy who keeps nuking everyone in MP?

  • Teaser: Brought To You By SP 1.8.1 5.7 years ago

    Hey can i use it

  • A PROPOSITION: A U.N. DISCORD SERVER 5.7 years ago

    I'm in.

  • United Nations now accepting new nations 5.7 years ago

    @Bman01 Whatever side simplelandia is on. We befriend only the most trusted.

  • United Nations now accepting new nations 5.7 years ago

    @Bman01 We attack. That is a hard border. Anyone in it not on trade or travel gets one warning before it's in Anti-Aircraft missile area.

  • United Nations now accepting new nations 5.7 years ago

    Elsweyr is willing to join, as long as all conflicts are +200 km from any of our borders.

  • Relaria has made a peace treaty with Halcyon 5.7 years ago

    @HarrisCraft We're stressed. War isn't a joke and we don't treat it like one.

  • Relaria has made a peace treaty with Halcyon 5.7 years ago

    @HarrisCraft
    Fantastic. Now we have to worry about our AIRSPACE, too.

  • Relaria has made a peace treaty with Halcyon 5.7 years ago

    @Bman01 @HarrisCraft
    I'm not blind. If anyone sparks a war with anyone, there's going to be missiles flying around, and being between the TWO BIGGEST POWERS and surrounded by other countries that you guys may target puts us at a BIGGER RISK! How do you think missiles will go from your country to someone in europe?

  • Relaria has made a peace treaty with Halcyon 5.7 years ago

    @Bearclaw189 Anything to diffuse this unnecessary conflict is fine by us!

  • Relaria has made a peace treaty with Halcyon 5.7 years ago

    @Bearclaw189 @HarrisCraft @Bman01

    We sit dead-center in the northern atlantic! If any missiles or ANY weaponry fails above us it's bye-bye for us! Being stuck in conflicts is worse than having a depression, BOTH OF WHICH we are stuck in!

  • Here's a story about the Little Yellow truck that got kidnapped & drowned. 5.7 years ago

    @Minecraftpoweer And its set on 1!

  • Relaria has made a peace treaty with Halcyon 5.7 years ago

    @Bman01 @HarrisCraft Frankly, we just don't want to get nuked.

  • The termite plan 5.7 years ago

    @HarrisCraft @Bman01 Good. We can't have this provocative side-quest while more harsh issues lay at hand.

  • The termite plan 5.7 years ago

    Military conflict without an intended outcome is unacceptable and provocative.

  • The termite plan 5.7 years ago

    @Bman01 Drop armament now. We do not support your intensive hostility and unless this can be resolved, we will have no choice but to lever your arsenal out of your hands by force..

  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    @PhilipTarpley While it's not as noticeable on bigger choppers, it's hard to deal with on smaller ones/

  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    @PhilipTarpley Yeah. When the engines slow down, my heli shakes around. Had it fall off the Beast once.

    +2
  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    Why are the Heli blades so shaky?

    Btw thanks

  • SimpleLandian Response to Germany (TEASER) 5.7 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/

    Do you have a discord?

    +1
  • Here's a story about the Little Yellow truck that got kidnapped & drowned. 5.7 years ago

    @Minecraftpoweer Yeah. On ACT 1.

  • Here's a story about the Little Yellow truck that got kidnapped & drowned. 5.7 years ago

    @Minecraftpoweer Wtf it doesnt work for me

  • SimpleLandian Response to Germany (TEASER) 5.7 years ago

    On behalf of current events, we will be dispatching 30 Majuv K-3 Helicopters To provide aid in Ground Defense. Please refer here for information.
    https://sites.google.com/view/theelswerianmot-list/home

    +1
  • Here's a story about the Little Yellow truck that got kidnapped & drowned. 5.7 years ago

    Magnets?

  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    HOLLOW FUSELAGES?!!!

  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    HALLELUJAH!

    +2
  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    FIRST HOLY CRAP IVE NEEDED THIS

    +4
  • New SimpleLandia website 5.7 years ago

    Anyways.
    https://sites.google.com/view/theelswerianmot-list/home

  • New SimpleLandia website 5.7 years ago

    Do you happen to have a map?

    +1
  • Planex A190-200 Nearly Complete. [Fixed Pics] 5.7 years ago

    @ForeverPie thanks fam

  • Planex A190-200 Nearly Complete. [Fixed Pics] 5.7 years ago

    no pics m8

  • Custom Ai Traffic Limits 5.7 years ago

    Twin prop