4,407 DepressedTortoise Comments

  • A Really Thicc Ant 6.5 years ago

    Hey guys, this is your daily dose of internet, and you stole that title from me.

    +10
  • Subnautica cyclops 5.9 years ago

    Welcome aboard captain, all systems online.

    +8
  • My apologies to TSAD 6.3 years ago

    And honestly, it’s TSAD’s fault. They SERIOUSLY overreacted. That’s kinda like someone getting offended over the “luftwaffle” build, saying it’s offensive to the NAZIS.

    +6
  • Rick Astley 6.0 years ago

    @Linebob Don't try him.

    He may be a clownfish, but if he gets mad, It Isn't funny.

    +5
  • Highest Education 6.3 years ago

    P-p-part c-count...
    Ipad begins to melt

    +5
  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    FIRST HOLY CRAP IVE NEEDED THIS

    +4
  • Brogue H7F S1 "Anniversary Edition" Formula 2 (Unlabeled Final) 5.8 years ago

    ohmygodyouvemadesevenofthese

    +4
  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.8 years ago

    Okay, two mod issues
    - RadarPlugin- Grey square spins in background and nothing is registered
    Freecam- Enables freecam from game start. Can not be turned off unless
    game is restarted with mod disabled

    • Shadows cause intense lag

    • Gyroscopes are way more capable

    • Also, WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO? WITH SHADOWS OFF AND ALL HIGH SETTINGS I'M GETTING ~100 FPS ON A 2012 DELL INSPIRON WITH NO GPU ON A 1300 PART PLANE!

    +4
  • SP is Dead 6.0 years ago

    @Mostly It's so dead we still have new mods coming out only every few days.

    +4
  • How do we save a video game from dying 6.0 years ago

    ITS NOT DYING.
    The devs are actively working on 1.8. It's this SP is dying stuff that's killing SP!

    +4
  • Ouranos class hsgcc 6.3 years ago

    Party of stalin
    Will there be cake?

    +4
  • Okay, that’s it, I’m done with this. 5.5 years ago

    I keep my nose out of the chitshow that the rp on the actual sp website is. I keep my stuff on squirrel's RP. There, there are these weird things called Realism and Logic

    +3
  • First Ever Photograph of a Black-Hole! 5.6 years ago

    There it is! You can see the Doppler effect on the ring around from the ring going like 25% light speed!

    THAT'S AWESOME!

    +3
  • Stalinium 5.7 years ago

    "Москва
    Москва.
    Далёкая и таинственная
    Башни из червонного золота
    Холодны, словно лёд
    Москва.
    Если узнать её поближе,
    Увидишь, в ней горит
    Жаркий огонь
    Казаки — хе-хе-хе — подымай стаканы
    Наташа — ха-ха-ха — ты красавица
    Товарищ — хе-хе-хе — за жизнь
    Ваше здоровье, братцы
    Москва, Москва
    Бей стаканы о стену
    Россия — это прекрасная страна
    Москва, Москва
    Твоя широкая душа
    Гуляет ночами без удержу
    Москва, Москва
    Любовь по вкусу как чёрная икра
    Девушки созданы, чтобы их целовать
    Москва, Москва
    Давай плясать на столе
    Пока он не сломается
    Москва — окно в прошедшее
    Зеркало царского времени
    Красное как кровь
    Москва — кто заглянет в твою душу
    Увидит — там любовь горит
    Как горячие угли
    Казаки — хе-хе-хе — подымай стаканы
    Наташа — ха-ха-ха — ты красавица
    Товарищ — хе-хе-хе — за любовь
    За ваше здоровье, девушки
    Москва, Москва
    Бей стаканы о стену
    Россия — это прекрасная страна
    Москва, Москва
    Твоя широкая душа
    Гуляет ночами без удержу
    Москва
    Москва, Москва
    Москва! Москва!
    Москва, Москва
    Пей водку холодной не разбавляя
    Тогда доживёшь до ста лет
    Москва, Москва
    Папаша, у тебя стакан пустой
    Но в погребе у нас найдётся ещё
    Москва, Москва
    Казаки — хе-хе-хе — подымай стаканы
    Наташа — ха-ха-ха — ты красавица
    Товарищ — хе-хе-хе — за любовь
    За ваше здоровье, братцы!
    Gu"

    +3
  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.8 years ago

    Raises hand at orbital speeds

    +3
  • And It only Keeps On Getting Better 5.8 years ago

    @Winstonlharambe @Chancey21

    Chancey is right.

    +3
  • Why Your Mech Doesn’t Work 5.9 years ago

    Hmm. "teeny crystalline stones floating in our ear cavities" isnt right.
    It's a fluid in a closed section of our cochlea that as we tilt, the fluid contacts contact separate hairs, telling what angle we tiltin at.

    +3
  • How do we save a video game from dying 6.0 years ago

    @QingyuZhou
    THIS

    Gestures toward forum post

    IS NOT HELPING.

    +3
  • JAC Junling Box Truck 6.3 years ago

    O O F

    @CursedFlames

    +3
  • Cars are dumb 6.3 years ago

    “And I kid you not, we were both more calm and felt more safe in a plane that just suffered an engine failure than in a car on a Czech highway.”

    Top ten best quotes of 2018

    +3
  • So... What have I missed? 6.3 years ago

    He’s got a point. @Tully2001

    +3
  • Battle Bus 5.6 years ago

    so much autism

    +2
  • Pearl Diver 5.7 years ago

    That's odd.
    Lots of 666's.

    +2
  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    @PhilipTarpley Yeah. When the engines slow down, my heli shakes around. Had it fall off the Beast once.

    +2
  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    HALLELUJAH!

    +2
  • ARRESTING HOOK IS CONFIRMED! 5.8 years ago

    @Simplemike yeah theres like a white box

    +2
  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane I run windows. Ask my friend, i aint smart enough for that. all i know is that it takes a lot of time and can run on most systems, regardless of speed

    +2
  • Red Resurgence class aviation capable battleship 5.8 years ago

    "better description coming soon.."

    11 months ago

    +2
  • TEST PILOTS NEEDED | Silver Spirit 5.8 years ago

    T P

    Toilet paper.

    +2
  • CubCrafters Top Cub 6.0 years ago

    SO THIS IS THE PLANE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

    +2
  • TO ALL PEOPLE IN ESSEX COUNTY, MASSACHUSSETTS 6.2 years ago

    Three cheers for electric in-home heating!

    +2
  • Advance Car with jet engine 6.3 years ago

    G O R L S

    +2
  • The New Republic of SimpleLandia 6.3 years ago

    Maliwan and Elsweyr have decided to leave your aid and form an independent league. In the event you require assistance, please, feel free to contact one of our blademasters.

    ”shut up with this role play stuff. I’m out yo.”

    +2
  • Overload and fine-tuning on IOS 6.3 years ago

    And if apple wasn’t a controlling money hog. @Minecraftpoweer

    +2
  • T H E F L E X T A P E - P L A N E 6.4 years ago

    AfTeR A DaY OvEr mIlITaRy aIrSpAcE, iM sTiLl NoT A dEd mEmE!

    +2
  • Caption This Photo! 6.5 years ago

    ”Damn it, jerry! I said landing gear, not fuel cutoff!”

    +2
  • ASCOD Arponero 6.5 years ago

    Could you help me with something?

    +2
  • Mechanical Leaper v. 1.1 6.5 years ago

    I’ve found switching the pistons to Brake input works on mobile.

    +2
  • NEW GERMAN STATE WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD. WILL KILL EVERYONE 6.6 years ago

    You have committed a war crime on an unprecedented level. SimpleLandia, Turtaria, Tinland, Elsweyr, Ect. Will respond with immense force if you continue your actions. By committing an unprovoked act of war, you have violated several international treaties.
    The grand tamrielian passages state:
    Shal a Kingdom and it’s allies be assaulted unprovoked, full force will be unleashed. No lives spared, no prisoners taken.

    The SimpleLandian pact has multiple times where it states where any and all attacks on the main SimpleLandian islands will be considered an act of war and shal be responded to with high force.

    +2
  • About the Southwest Airlines Incident Today... 6.6 years ago

    Cool.
    That we have the same opinions, not the Southwest incident. @Strikefighter04

    +2
  • Nakajima Ki-43 ver.1 6.6 years ago

    Whatever. Have an updoot.

    +2
  • Nakajima Ki-43 ver.1 6.6 years ago

    The thing is... Gestures with hands toward fuselage.

    Do you reeeeaaallllyyyy need all of those parts?

    +2
  • New Team Member 5.4 years ago

    YES!

    +1
  • Microsoft's New Flight Simulator 5.5 years ago

    Cries in not being able to afford 5000$ worth of Computer equipment

    +1
  • Rip me phone 5.5 years ago

    laughs in pc

    +1
  • DesignerSuite 5.6 years ago

    oh my god
    THIS IS THE GREATEST MOD THERE IS

    +1
  • RE: High Preformance mobile> High Preformance PC 5.6 years ago

    Laughs in having a trash PC but still being able to run everything but shadows and AA with nearly 2000 parts

    +1
  • Our games are now free for education 5.6 years ago

    That's awesome! I feel like my STEM teacher would love this for the lower grades. Good on you guys!

    +1
  • SimpleLandian Response to Germany (TEASER) 5.7 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/

    Do you have a discord?

    +1