4,407 DepressedTortoise Comments

  • First Republic of the French Community of SimplePlanes 5.7 years ago

    As allies to the SLCE, we congratulate you on your entry into our story. May your roads lead you to warm sands.

    +1
  • iPad broke, understandable have a good day 5.7 years ago

    lol looking at this this is serious R/Ihadastroke content right here lmao

  • happy to be a android 5.7 years ago

    PCMasterRace

  • TEASER: CLASSIFIED SST 5.7 years ago

    @Bearclaw189
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    Seriously?

  • New SimpleLandia website 5.7 years ago

    Hmm..
    Despite it being against a pact recently released amidst the committee, we shall provide aid. We do not respect a leader divided from their country, but we are far more against any war crime.

    +1
  • TEASER: CLASSIFIED SST 5.7 years ago

    It's the Tupolev TU-144. The Concorde and the Tupolev are the only Drop-nose SST's, and it's not the Concorde by the characteristic tail design and it's engines. The Concorde has grouped exhausts, mounted in a singular pod. The early TU-144's had separate engine pods housing the four Kuznetsov NK-144 low-bypass turbofans. There's some inconsistencies, like the lack of the distinctive canards at the front end to aid in takeoff and the odd way the engines are positioned, although these canards were retractable at takeoff, but i'm sure you kept them folded just to make it less obvious, but i'm 85% certain it's the Tupolev TU-114. It can't be the Concorde by the engine style, It can't be the XB-70 Valkyrie, by the cockpit design and the single tail. Checkmate liberals.

    link for proof

    Also note the long, sharp nose and blunt cockpit when folded.

  • Which one? 5.8 years ago

    2 fam

  • SimpleLandian Response to Germany (TEASER) 5.8 years ago

    On behalf of the tamrielic passages, we will no longer fight alongside you. We will remain fully neutral. We are not pleased with the way your empire has handles itself, and, under bribery, may supply vehicles. Do not expect militia support unless it is needed. You have gotten into far too many conflicts for us to sit in the blast radius. Our people are having monetary issues and we can no longer provide for many of our realms, let alone your common quarrels with other countries.

  • LIGHTNING REVEAL. . . 5.8 years ago

    DEAR GOD LET ME TEST IT

  • A-10A Thunderbolt II 'Warthog' 5.8 years ago

    Fantastic. It's cool that this is near 1-1 scale.

  • WALT (Weird Ass Looking Truck) 5.8 years ago

    "We are not going to moderate every curse word, but please try to keep it clean."

    Sneezes

  • The Mustard Phenomenon 5.8 years ago

    Mustard is the single greatest aviation youtuber in my opinion.

  • Brogue H7F S1 "Anniversary Edition" Formula 2 (Unlabeled Final) 5.8 years ago

    ohmygodyouvemadesevenofthese

    +4
  • Another 1.8 suggestion 5.8 years ago

    @CruzerBlade My old 2012 WOW rig with NO GRAPHICS CARD runs 2500+ part planes on medium settings at 46 FPS.

  • Pictures from space 5.8 years ago

    This is actually really interesting. Since I live higher up in the mountains in NA could I pick up satellite signals?

    Also, Stop fretting about the accent. It's fine.

  • 10,000 mile per hour biplane challenge 5.8 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 Uh, no. Most i've seen is 6K.

  • ARRESTING HOOK IS CONFIRMED! 5.8 years ago

    @Simplemike idk

  • ARRESTING HOOK IS CONFIRMED! 5.8 years ago

    @Simplemike yeah theres like a white box

    +2
  • ARRESTING HOOK IS CONFIRMED! 5.8 years ago

    @TitanIncorporated Sorry, bucko. IOS can't do anything involving XML or mods, really. And it isn't fully incorporated yet. I get it first since i get beta.

    Gloats in Core I5

  • 10,000 mile per hour biplane challenge 5.8 years ago

    bro u know xml more than 10k is impossible right unless you make a bug you makin an unbeatable challenge

  • ARRESTING HOOK IS CONFIRMED! 5.8 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii F

  • If you guys can get me to gold, I will make you all a surprise!! 5.8 years ago

    @Vidal99977 The dont-beg-for-upvotes part.

  • Earth Engine 5.8 years ago

    MFW my pc can run this

    +1
  • Remember the beta cleaver? 5.8 years ago

    @Oski i saw it theres a location there

  • Remember the beta cleaver? 5.8 years ago

    @GeneralOliverVonBismarck @Awsomur @Oski @pavthepilot #YO I FOUND IT

    <!--<DesignerPart name="Arresting Hook" category="Landing Gear" studioScale="0.75" description="Catches on arresting cables. Maybe if you use this you can finally manage to land on that carrier, despite your pilot skills?">
    <Assembly>
    <Parts>
    <Part id="1" partType="ArrestingHook-1" position="0.0, 0.0, 0.0" rotation="0.0, 270.0, 0.0">
    <ArrestingHook.State activationGroup="None" />
    </Part>
    </Parts>
    </Assembly>
    </DesignerPart>-->

  • AKH-170 ZULFIQAR FINAL TEASER 5.8 years ago

    omfg i want it

  • 1.8 BETA bugs i found 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds crap sorry man dinner
    want to play

  • 1.8 BETA bugs i found 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds so u wanna do mp

  • Sad News 5.8 years ago

    F

  • 1.8 BETA bugs i found 5.8 years ago

    @EternalDarkness Has a seizure out of excitement

  • I can't make up my mind 5.8 years ago

    7 maf

  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane I run windows. Ask my friend, i aint smart enough for that. all i know is that it takes a lot of time and can run on most systems, regardless of speed

    +2
  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Bro, if you tune em right they freakin rocket through every game

    +1
  • Uh? 5.8 years ago

    @Gestour I prefer essays.

    +1
  • 1.8 BETA bugs i found 5.8 years ago

    Also beast spawn is messed up

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds im in

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds where u go

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds You in

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds 10/4 i'll be in a fancy boi

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds ok whatever
    you still in tho

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds U got a mic

  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds I'm here

  • Uh? 5.8 years ago

    @ayou2005
    HOW DARE YOU USE OUR LORD LIKE THAT!

    +1
  • Uh? 5.8 years ago

    @Gestour Yo, dawg. Listen up to my sweet rhymes, ya dig?
    The battle between "PewDiePie," youtube's current top youtuber, and "T-series," a music video based channel in india has been commonly advertised as the only way to keep Youtube and it's increasing restrictions afloat. Felix Kjellberg, (PewDiePie) Has had the top rank since 2013, keeping his rank with entertaining comedy and game playthroughs, gaining supporters over the past three months through the dedication of incredibly popular YouTubers such as Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Mr beast, ect. Many fans have stepped up to the plate to protect Felix's reign as supreme youtuber, with harrowing acts such as displaying an advertisement on the Super Bowl LIII (Referred to as the worst, by acts such as the boring score, maroon 5's bad performance, and the recent butchering of spongebob's Sweet victory, petitioned by Felix himself to honor Steven hillenburg's recent passing.) hacking printers to display a "Sub to pewds" message, creating banners and even protesting outside of T-series' headquarters in delhi. Many have noted the intense influx of T-series' subscribers, most notably in one event where nearly a thousand subscribers were counted in one second, calling them out for using sub-bots and general conspiracy over their rapid (<1 year) ascention to nearly 80,000,000 subscribers. Currently, there is a less than 100,000 subscriber gap between victory for Kjellberg and the certain demise of youtube. In the event of T-series gaining top, nearly 3 thousand people were recorded on 4-chan stating they would sue t-series for low amounts, with the sheer numbers dropping it out of the ranks. The general consensus for T-series is not good. Most don't believe they deserve top, with their near 14,000 videos produced, and a higher usable budget than Felix's 1.7K videos and the use of a 3-man crew, most notably Brad, the douchey editor. People have careers based off of inspiration from Pewdiepie's videos, and if T-series gains lead, it would be the certain end of Youtube.

    +1
  • The new USS Beast. 5.8 years ago

    @JohnnyBoythePilot Considering it'd be useless to have a USS beast catapult discovered location, yeah.

    Also there's apparently a part for it soon so yeah

  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Yeah windows rocks

    Remembers friend who had linux running five thousand parts pre-beta

    +1
  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Lol idk i hate mac

    +1
  • Red Resurgence class aviation capable battleship 5.8 years ago

    "better description coming soon.."

    11 months ago

    +2
  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Lol idk but on windows I've had no major bugs

    +1