@Hazerz Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, people just really like to misuse that word and say they have ocd because something being slightly offset annoys them.
step one: install and set up uber
step two: call one to the closest pc store
step three: buy a pc that meets the system requirements for SP
step four: set up the pc and install SP on it
step five: have fun with mods, just don't use the part ones or else the mobile players will crucify you
I am deeply sorry to say this, but the Terms of Service clearly state no user below the age of 13 years is allowed to own a simpleplanes.com account. This sadly means your account will be terminated immediately, feel free to make a new one once you're old enough.
The ai is just overall terrible: the autopilot constantly pitches up and down, the dogfight ai constantly yaws when firing it's gun and also every unarmed plane in sandbox mode is a kamikaze pilot for some reason. The devs should make a better one on the next update (1.13 maybe).
It's funny how many people you managed to piss off just by posting a block car lol
Chill out people, they're just internet points, not that big of a deal.
Control bases are one of the most useful and versatile parts to ever be added to this game.
Controls, pistons, TVC engines, etc. are all made easier, with less parts and more reliable thanks to this thing, who knew adding a single part could change so much.
You can report yourself in case you break the rules and feel guilty.
You can follow yourself in case you like your own builds a lot.
You can block yourself in case you find yourself to be really annoying.
Why? T is easier and faster to type than:
Greetings my good sir! I write this to kindly request that you write my personal identifier (commonly know as an "Username") on the public commentary section of your upcoming publication (advertised here) at the time it is published, so that I may be alerted of it's availability and add it to my ever-growing collection of flying machines on this virtual entertainment medium (known as a "Videogame") named long ago after it's relatively comprehensive and simplified nature when compared with it's real life equivalent. I wish you a good day sir!
~ With my regards, Korzalerke.
I don't think he's necessarily "begging" for upvotes, just saying that whoever upvotes his stuff will get tagged. He's also saying you can just ask to get tagged instead, it's just worded in a weird way.
The rules page really needs an update, some parts are not very clearly written (like the whole honda thing and how mentioning discord servers is fine so long as you don't tell people to join them).
@asteroidbook345 Vincent said "there isn't much to discuss" because there really isn't, Ren repeatedly insulted the moderators and got a ban for it, not much else to talk about.
Not sure where you got this idea that a simple discussion about this is somehow prohibited, this isn't the USSR, it's a plane website.
Not sure what the point of these long posts are, the people who stole builds before will continue to do so regardless of what you tell them. It's a shame but there are people like this everywhere, who want a cheap way to internet fame and attention and see stealing/point farming/whatever else as a good way to achieve it.
@PhilipTarpley @WNP78
+17They're probably trying to finish up SR2 first before doing something for this game.
50% of the entire physics model is balls, not just rotation
+16@Hazerz Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, people just really like to misuse that word and say they have ocd because something being slightly offset annoys them.
+16step one: install and set up uber
+14step two: call one to the closest pc store
step three: buy a pc that meets the system requirements for SP
step four: set up the pc and install SP on it
step five: have fun with mods, just don't use the part ones or else the mobile players will crucify you
Too high effort, 0/10 not german enough.
+14james what have you done
+13@7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7 @7
+12Hey sole curator of the website can you curate this post here? Thanks.
@PigeonBagle You should play for fun, not for internet points.
+12I am deeply sorry to say this, but the Terms of Service clearly state no user below the age of 13 years is allowed to own a simpleplanes.com account. This sadly means your account will be terminated immediately, feel free to make a new one once you're old enough.
+11The ai is just overall terrible: the autopilot constantly pitches up and down, the dogfight ai constantly yaws when firing it's gun and also every unarmed plane in sandbox mode is a kamikaze pilot for some reason. The devs should make a better one on the next update (1.13 maybe).
+10EACH DAY WE GET ONE STEP CLOSER TO GLORY
+9THE PAIN IT TOOK TO CODE THIS IS TEMPORARY, BUT DOOM IS ETERNAL
1411 x 15 = 21.165
+9If this post was deleted by a mod he would get kicked back to gold lol
Man that's one big flag
+8The part count, probably.
+8@Almost
New Aircraft!
German Corsair
UNLOCKED!
Stats
+8Top Speed: 50
Aceleration: 70
Handling: -3
Power: 9999
@DEADSHOT14 Man you people are never happy with anything...
+8It's funny how many people you managed to piss off just by posting a block car lol
+7Chill out people, they're just internet points, not that big of a deal.
Control bases are one of the most useful and versatile parts to ever be added to this game.
+7Controls, pistons, TVC engines, etc. are all made easier, with less parts and more reliable thanks to this thing, who knew adding a single part could change so much.
I wonder what made this thing so popular, it looks cool but not #1 on the website cool.
+7Star Wars Battlefront II in SimplePlanes when
+7You can report yourself in case you break the rules and feel guilty.
+7You can follow yourself in case you like your own builds a lot.
You can block yourself in case you find yourself to be really annoying.
Anakin: Yes i have.
Palpatine: Oh.
DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS
+7Imagine being actually good at the game, couldn't be me.
+7Post whatever you want, the point of a game is to have fun.
+7It's the first game i've played for longer than a week or two without either getting bored and quitting or taking a gigantic break. So i guess?
+7@PPLLAANNEE Looks cool but you gotta work on that flight model a bit more, the plane immediately breaks when you try to fly it.
+7Oh cool now i'm also in pain from looking at this
+7Way too much effort for a "German" plane, 3/10 too russian.
+7@IceCraftGaming Idk man the part where you have to patch your game apk with a app he uploaded on mediafire seems a bit fishy
+7Why? T is easier and faster to type than:
+6Greetings my good sir! I write this to kindly request that you write my personal identifier (commonly know as an "Username") on the public commentary section of your upcoming publication (advertised here) at the time it is published, so that I may be alerted of it's availability and add it to my ever-growing collection of flying machines on this virtual entertainment medium (known as a "Videogame") named long ago after it's relatively comprehensive and simplified nature when compared with it's real life equivalent. I wish you a good day sir!
~ With my regards, Korzalerke.
Why does everyone care so much about useless points? Why not just play for fun instead?
+6Hond- gets banned
+6No post will be left upvoteless.
+6@Aviator01 Maybe his parents loved the game so much they created an account for him the second he was born.
+6@PPLLAANNEE Idk man kinda weird how it has no landing gear or wings, but cool plane anyways.
+6You can't change the cannon's inputs sadly.
+6When BeastHunter sees your post but doesn't upvote it, that's how you know you (beep) up.
+6Update 1.13 changelog leak
- Rebranded to "ComplexAircraft"
+6@OrdinaryTankBuilder
+5Game: SimplePlanes
Score: 5/10
Review: Terrible game, way too many planes.
A fine addition...
+5oh so the strikes show up in your notification bar, interesting.
+5Also...
Charles
+5I don't think he's necessarily "begging" for upvotes, just saying that whoever upvotes his stuff will get tagged. He's also saying you can just ask to get tagged instead, it's just worded in a weird way.
+5The rules page really needs an update, some parts are not very clearly written (like the whole honda thing and how mentioning discord servers is fine so long as you don't tell people to join them).
If you can't comment on your own posts that means you blocked yourself.
+5@ColonelCanada 4k parts? My pc starts lagging at about 700. How does your phone not melt?
+5@asteroidbook345 Vincent said "there isn't much to discuss" because there really isn't, Ren repeatedly insulted the moderators and got a ban for it, not much else to talk about.
+5Not sure where you got this idea that a simple discussion about this is somehow prohibited, this isn't the USSR, it's a plane website.
Not-so-fun fact: You can't remove comments made by other people on your own forums (feel free to try it with this one).
+5No idea why.
@X99STRIKER How many planes do you have in your jetstream? I have 1500.
+5This page takes almost as long to load as my following page.
+5Almost.
Not sure what the point of these long posts are, the people who stole builds before will continue to do so regardless of what you tell them. It's a shame but there are people like this everywhere, who want a cheap way to internet fame and attention and see stealing/point farming/whatever else as a good way to achieve it.
+5