11.6k JesusChrist Comments

  • I have an idea for SimplePlanes 2.6 years ago

    1. Idk.
    2. "More weapons" is extremely vague, what kind of weapon exactly? How would it work?
    3. Probably a bit too resource intensive but who knows.

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  • New UserName 2.6 years ago

    edge 100

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  • I'm Back. 2.7 years ago

    As a previous dev i can say this: Mobile mods are planned to be added in the next update, they haven't told anyone yet because it was meant to be a surprise.

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  • Donations 2.7 years ago

    @DrenasPort Do you remember the chaos the german corsair caused because it got too many internet points and that upset the first page guys? The only reason this community isn't a toxic hellhole is because no one ever earns anything of value so there's no competition. Adding a donation feature would just encourage players to find a way to get more people to donate to them, look at youtube for an example of how adding monetary value to something that used to be a "do it for fun" thing can ruin it.

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  • What Happened to Dev joeysellers? 2.7 years ago

    He retired, if you put your mouse over his rank you'll see "Retired SimplePlanes Developer" pop up. Not sure about the details tho.

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  • Simple Achievements [WEBSITE UPDATE SUGGESTION] 2.7 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE

    NO

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  • how did i get points? 2.7 years ago

    @Juno And i got you to 2022 points, which just so happens to be the current year which means it has greater significance than 110.

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  • hi 2.7 years ago

    shit

    He has such a way with words

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  • Share Your Old or Under-Appreciated Builds Here 2.7 years ago

    @Juno Don't worry i got ya fam

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  • HEY GUYS. I FOUND A WAY TO GET MOBILE MULTIPLAYER!! 2.7 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer "How to get multiplayer on mobile step 1: Buy a pc"

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  • FX-44U Shadow Knight 2.7 years ago

    @BeastHunter
    @Bryan5

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  • A-10C Thunderbolt II V2.1 2.7 years ago

    @UmbrellaCorporation I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be, plus, this game doesn't handle high speeds very well.

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  • Andrew GarriSUN 2.8 years ago

    PRAISE THE SUN

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.0 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Over twice as many as the Corsair (the blue one)

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  • German Sherman XS 2.2 years ago

    XS Pro Max++ EX Ultimate Collector's Edition when

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  • Hello World! 2.2 years ago

    let a = "hello"
    let b = "world"
    console.log(a + b)

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  • Cesna 414 2.2 years ago

    The 19th build to ever be posted, older than Andrew's account.

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  • Housefly 2.2 years ago

    this comment has been grandfathered in from the old rating system

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  • jet stream be like 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Considering I have 2 removed posts and 0 strikes, it's probably not too easy to get one.

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  • jet stream be like 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada

    1 NEW

    "BaconAircraft has given you a strike on your post Untitled"

    Would be weird to see that, probably why it isn't the case (and also to make it more clear you have a strike).

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  • car 2.2 years ago

    Congrats on overtaking Jundroo, though it probably won't last very long since that account seems to have a constant incoming stream of upvotes for some reason.

    Imagine having so many points you get into a race with the company who created the game lol

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  • For the developers of SimplePlanes 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada They don't show up if you're logged in I think.

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  • Dev AndrewGarrison 2.2 years ago

    @ElvivKauam Curation makes your planes appear on the VR version of the game so people can download it there, but you need someone with curator permission to do it for you, which would be the curators (they have a green points tag) and the developers. When Andrew curates a post, I think he upvotes it since you don't get notified when one of your planes simply gets curated.

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  • What Is Amarose Skin Tag Remover? 2.2 years ago

    "No, I do not wish to buy 100 nuclear fission bombs for the purpose of removing people's skin, please stop calling this number, or else I'll notify the authorities." hangs up phone

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  • New Screenshots 2.2 years ago

    Imagine being able to use reshade.


    This comment was made by the my pc starts to lag in the lowest settings at 700 parts gang.

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  • MP 2.2 years ago

    You're probably trying to connect to a dead server, try one of these 2 IPs:

    - 160.251.58.131
    - 121.175.55.190 (less people play on this one, unless the other is down)

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  • Calling any dev, i may quit simpleplanes. 2.2 years ago

    I'm pretty sure the ads are based of your search history and not controlled by the devs.

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  • Lockheed Hopeless Diamond 2.2 years ago

    Performance Cost 0

    Perfect stealth, not even the game it was made in can detect it.

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  • Jundroo account be like 2.2 years ago

    oh no

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  • Potential bots? 2.2 years ago

    @DerekSP Man that's awesome! https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/16rA89/Bush-Plane

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  • Potential bots? 2.2 years ago

    Yeah they're bots.

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  • I hate panneling 2.2 years ago

    @jamesPLANEScdxxLXIX Fuselages? What are you saying man this game is about building small blocky planes, kind of wish we had weapons though.

    We're on 2015 right? Also do you have any plutonium with you by any chance?

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  • announcement, I guess 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Some of the stuff he uploaded (now removed) was stolen from other users, that's what he's saying he won't do anymore.

    And I said "no" to the "unfollow me" part since one less user on my follow list is one user not enough.

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  • announcement, I guess 2.2 years ago

    Also unfollow me while you’re at it.

    No.

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  • Korzalerke's Custom F-16 (SKYCOS) 2.2 years ago

    @Rework Fun fact: This is technically my second airplane edit, the first was the thing I highlighted on my profile.

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  • One year 2.2 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE

    Your followers will be held for questioning about their involvement.

    As a [definitely not fake] developer, I demand that you do away with this part of your comment, failure to do so within 24 hours will result in immediate suspension of your account.

    All hail Lord Garrison.

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  • One year 2.2 years ago

    This account has been banned for 9999.3 days.

    Reason: Underage

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  • Cool stuff 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada For most of those things "repairing" them would take way more effort than it is worth.

    The report random access exploit should be fixed in my opinion since it can cause nothing but problems, the curation edit thing is pretty useful but chances are the devs would have found out at some point anyways.

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  • What would you do? 2.2 years ago

    Do you have some C4 with you? If so throw it at the plane with all your might and time the detonation, it works for SWBF2 engineers anyways.

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  • AI generated images 2.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada You should see what they did to the F-16, it was so bad even if you combined the least horrible parts of all 9 images it'd still not look right.

    It was a painful sight.

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  • I have deleted some old builds 2.2 years ago

    hm

    I don't really get why anyone would delete public posts, what if someone liked one of the planes you thought were "ugly" and wanted to download them at some point in the future? Now they'll never be able to.

    At least you don't delete the ones people actually commented on, so that's better at least.

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  • How? 2.2 years ago

    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Yeah he got banned a while ago.

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  • #SPOILER 2.2 years ago

    Image doesn't show up.

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  • Credits, unlisted and plagiarism. 2.3 years ago

    @rexzion They had a point at first but then devolved into mindless trolls for some reason, maybe they're drunk or something idk.

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  • Ready to quit, so I'll post all of the unfinished project 2.3 years ago

    I mean, it's not like you have some kind of contract that forces you to play, you don't owe anyone here any of your time.

    Not sure why everyone here seems to think they need so justify not dedicating 100% of their time to a videogame.

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  • Korzalerke's Custom F-16 (SKYCOS) 2.3 years ago

    @SsKyCoSs Alright.

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  • Korzalerke's Custom F-16 (SKYCOS) 2.3 years ago

    @SsKyCoSs Hey do you mind if I post this?

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  • We need more realistic flares! 2.3 years ago

    @Kangy The entire game needs an update, at this point I think it'd be easier to just make a SP2 from scratch.

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