I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolas;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonian cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy –
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
"that Simpleplanes only gives radar altitude directly below the flight computer,"
I did not know this, you would think they would have given it a cone shape.
Oh well, maybe in SP2 @AndrewGarrison. 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
If you need a good hover engine...Kerbango Posts, Pick a hover or super one, I use the same tiny flat jet over and over. Find it, stick it in your sub assembly, and pull it out when you need it. Don't forget the gyro, too, if you don't know overload well.
What is funny, is as I was coming back from the baseball game, (NY 7 A's 4) I saw this exact vehicle type, single person three wheeler on the freeway, except the front end had a grille reminiscent of a 40's Cadillac.
WASD is the default movement keys in games played with a keyboard, including this one.
Oh FYI, you can edit this page at any time using the down arrow menu, up next to "16 downloads"
Not saying that you hafta, just that you can.
omg use your trim!
+4Wir sehen uns beim Start des Rennens.
See you at the start of the race.
Vejo você no início da corrida.
Magkita-kita tayo sa simula ng karera.
You love trains? But, this is a plane.
No love left for Flugzeuge?
+2Heck YÁ∞.😀🔥🔥
+1GilbertandSullivan The Pirates of Penzance (1879)
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolas;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonian cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy –
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
For the longest time (pre-internet),
+2I thought the guys name was Gilbert and Sullivan
But now I know that it not and but O'.
@hopotumon Muy apreciado, señor.
Reminder to self
Insert funny comment here when sober....Later.
I won't tell.
+1OG meme
@calli3 @TheUnitedStatesOfAmerica I Salute you
+2@Christiant2 thanks
@Apollo018362 Thanks. you will be soon too.
+1@TheMouse it ended up saying 50 notifications. thank you much!
+1Meanwhile @Graingy
Witchy woman
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore I made a deal with the troll that lives under the bridge near bandit airport.
BTW it's been 13 hours, and the first time I make it back, just 19 minutes after your comment. No Notifications either.
+1Thanks.
@Boeing727200F 'tis indeed.
@TTL Upgrades.
Neato!
Back when I had a PC, I used mods occasionally.
+1Realistic to a T.
I usually do my stability gyro as brake input, never thought of doing it with turn input.
Picard slaps his forehead
So basically....
+3I do not know this meme, nor do I care to.
+2"that Simpleplanes only gives radar altitude directly below the flight computer,"
+3I did not know this, you would think they would have given it a cone shape.
Oh well, maybe in SP2 @AndrewGarrison. 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
We lay down our lives for you, so your flag may stand tall.
If you need a good hover engine...Kerbango Posts, Pick a hover or super one, I use the same tiny flat jet over and over. Find it, stick it in your sub assembly, and pull it out when you need it. Don't forget the gyro, too, if you don't know overload well.
😉😉😉😉😉
@TheUltimatePlaneLover with bullet-resistant bubble. 😃
+1@crazyplaness now you can be green with our envy.
@Rjenteissussy yeah..... then first page. Hopefully before SP2 comes out.
+1Well, do come back next year for SP2.
+3Nice!
100K congrats.
+1@MizeaO If you have any questions, I am available to answer.
I have this in my sub-assembly
+2What is funny, is as I was coming back from the baseball game, (NY 7 A's 4) I saw this exact vehicle type, single person three wheeler on the freeway, except the front end had a grille reminiscent of a 40's Cadillac.
@Christiant2 Also, I am a master of pop culture references (prior to 2010).
.....and I have been on this site for over 8 yrs.
@Christiant2 Search
@Christiant2 That would be this one
WASD is the default movement keys in games played with a keyboard, including this one.
Oh FYI, you can edit this page at any time using the down arrow menu, up next to "16 downloads"
Not saying that you hafta, just that you can.
this is a beta comment
+13 kinds of ummm and couple of hmruh's.
@Christiant2 That would be This one
Why no "W"?
Does it refuel you too?
Hope they implement this into SP2.
@JuliaAircraft 1000 of These
@YOURGORILLA1246 'tis Okay. I work from home.
@Angelcod73. here ya go. the eagle has landed.