5,236 SMH Comments

  • Yakovlev Yak-9U 6.3 years ago

    Activates Bias Mode "LOAD DEH POTATOES BLY*T"

    +5
  • Happy Valentines Day (please upvote) 5.7 years ago

    *makes Valentine's Day post
    "people like Valentine's day posts right?"
    *gets 2 upvotes.

    +4
  • a facemask 4.5 years ago

    Anybody else notice anything kind of weird about this whole pandemic? It may just be me, I don't find the news so trustworthy. Best wishes to everyone!

    +2
  • 2D Fuselage Art 5.0 years ago

    Home, home again.
    I like to be here when I can.
    When I come home cold and tired
    It's good to warm my bones beside the fire.
    Far away across the field
    The tolling of the iron bell
    Calls the faithful to their knees
    To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

    Pink Floyd is awesome.

    +1
  • I need help with SimplePlanes... 5.7 years ago

    @randomusername ok thank you

    +1
  • Martin Grasshopperâ„¢ 5.9 years ago

    That better not be spraying RoundUp

    +1
  • A Rather Flat, Angry Gourd 6.0 years ago

    @robloxweponco @AWESOMENESS360 thanks!

    +1
  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    @ThePilotDude Thanks! that means a lot. I actually got my inspiration on how to make this thing fly from @chancey21

    +1
  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    @chancey21 try keeping the plane simple, then adding detail, like building model planes.With the new tool they added you can make as much detail as you want, but the whole aircraft is up to you. When I build I have a picture of the aircraft on my tablet with multiple reference points. And take as much time as you need to build your plane, this one took literally a month or 2. Skill doesn't matter, it's the amount of time you put into the craft, then you will be the most skilled builder on SP

    +1
  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    @chancey21 np

    +1
  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    SimplePlanes: good news! We've featured your aircraft!

    Me: MA GET THE CAMERA

    Thank you simpleplanes!

    +1
  • Simple Paper Airplane 7.9 years ago

    @ChiChiWerx can i use this plane and make a PowerUp paper plane engine?

    +1
  • Spanish Inquisition 4.3 years ago

    10/10 did not expect, would not expect again

  • Thank you for gold. 4.3 years ago

    @rexzion yes, Im actually surprised how this was timed, I'm not on the website that much and for the first time in a while my little forgotten niche of an account is noticed. Thank you

  • Fw-190 Dora 5.4 years ago

    Cool, Thanks @Weaverfish

  • Fw-190 Dora 5.4 years ago

    @MethaManAircraft No problem, I love the paint scheme.

  • My computer desk 5.6 years ago

    My desk is kind of like this except I have a Mac and a ton of little die cast model planes and other items littered about.
    And for some reason a little container of BB pellets

  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    @PhilipTarpley I don't know the exact description for it (I know there is one), but when most aircraft in the game yaw left or right, they are swung in the opposite direction, only turning a few degrees, which should be less severe. Thanks.

  • 1.8 Beta now available 5.7 years ago

    Will the yaw swing-back be fixed? And is it available for OSX, or is that the same thing as IOS?

  • YoS BOi 5.7 years ago

    First look at a new Common Core product: Algebra Blocks!

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    Call-sign: Spaz
    Preferred aircraft: P-63 King-cobra, but i'll use anything from recon to even AAA guns.
    Aircraft name: Sawyer
    Male

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds I re-downloaded it on apple and did a little trick to find an almost hidden mods folder, downloaded MP and it fricken' worked!

  • Thank you for gold. 5.7 years ago

    @Vidal99977 thanccs

  • I need help with SimplePlanes... 5.7 years ago

    @Zoomzoom999 ok i'll try it, thanks!

  • RAF S.E.5a v1.1 5.7 years ago

    @Griffinthedragon Thanks! from what I can see it is stuck at 4,999

  • I need help with SimplePlanes... 5.7 years ago

    @randomusername ok thank you

  • I need help with SimplePlanes... 5.7 years ago

    @randomusername I should have specified in the post, I don't mean different computer because I can't afford a new one (I have a mac), I just mean a different service than IOS App Store and Steam, my options are Amazon, Google play and GOG.

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds Its less money so maybe

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds is the Google play version any different from the iOS or steam version?

  • Wispy Clouds 5.7 years ago

    Yay! finally a way to implement chem-trails into simpleplanes!

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds I'll find a way

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds I tried deleting and reinstalling Steam according to their instructions and it seemed to work, and I could access the store for a little bit before it glitched. Is there a way to restart it?

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds Theres a connection issue between me and the Steam servers and I can't access the store, and when I manage to the page glitches and won't let me navigate. Of course this happens only after I delete the game.

  • How to join the squadron 5.7 years ago

    @HistoricBirds So in an interesting turn of events I have lost my SimplePlanes app while trying to download it on Steam and in the process Steam "broke".

  • BF-109G6 5.8 years ago

    Very good job

  • How to join the squadron 5.8 years ago

    @HistoricBirds Ok, thank you so much for the information, I will hopefully be flying soon! If my dang glitchy Steam account doesn't implode before then.

  • How to join the squadron 5.8 years ago

    @Pilothouston5 I'll probably figure out some way to join.

  • How to join the squadron 5.8 years ago

    @Pilothouston5 I don't have a mic

  • How to join the squadron 5.8 years ago

    @Pilothouston5 Oh darn, my SP was downloaded on the App Store, I can't join without deleting it a reinstalling it with Steam and spending another 7 dollars.
    What about changing my name?

  • How to join the squadron 5.8 years ago

    I would love to join this squadron, so I have a few questions (brace yourself)
    1. I have never played a multiplayer game on Simpleplanes and I am very confused about how to do that, can anybody help?
    2. I play on Mac, so I have no way of downloading mods (unless I haven't discovered it yet), am I able to join a game with someone who has mods?
    3. Does the plane I fly have to be made by me? Over the period that I have played this game I have modified many pre existing builds.

    One last random question; how do I change my profile name if that is possible? It no longer seems fitting, if it ever did, (SMH is my initials).

  • Avro Lancaster w/ Tallboy 6.0 years ago

    You make such amazing aircraft, I can't wait to see what the next one is!
    (I hope its Russian like a LAGG or Petalyakov or even another Yak!)

  • McDonald's Douglas MD-80 6.0 years ago

    They should have a drink cart with insulin for all the diabetics

  • Spitfire mk. Vb Trop. 6.0 years ago

    Very well built

  • M1A1 Abrams 6.2 years ago

    120 mm of hot dog laser FREEDOM.

  • B/SF-17 StarFortress (Mobile version) 6.8 years ago

    @TimeTraveler thanks, but it barely got noticed. I posted it at the wrong time

  • B/SF-17 StarFortress (Mobile version) 6.8 years ago

    @TimeTraveler Heres the new one

  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    @TimeTraveler Thanks, that means a lot. Ironically I'm finishing up a lower part count version and it looks better I think.

  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    @TimeTraveler That makes sense.

  • 2017 Total Solar Eclipse 6.8 years ago

    Ok, I know this is a little old, but you should build a little Donald Trump staring up at it without glasses.

  • B/SF-17 StarFortress 6.8 years ago

    @Geebers Yeah they made it too close to the b-17, I mean its called the b/sf-17 StarFortress. I still think its an ok ship.