50.6k ShinyGemsBro Comments

  • I am (not) speed. 10 months ago

    @Slowhunter
    menacingly reverses in slow motion

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  • [PEA] Sukhoi Su-57 Felon 10 months ago

    Smile!
    Sweet!
    Sister!
    Sadistic!
    Surprise!
    Service!

    SOOKHOI.

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  • [M-War] Brewing Storm. 10 months ago

    TFM Intel Agent: SIR! PRESIDENT MORRIS JUST AUTHORIZED A DAMN SPEC OPS DEPLOYMENT OVER ONE OF A.C INDUSTRIES' BUILDINGS!
    Gen. Kingsley: .....
    TFM Intel Agent: We still have no response on our query to them minutes after we intercepted transmissions! What are your orders, sir!?
    Gen. Kingsley starts banging his forehead on his desk
    TFM Intel Agent: WH- SIR?!
    Gen. Kingsley: WHY- AM- I- SURROUNDED- BY- IDIOTS-
    TFM Intel Agent: pleading SIR PLEASE CALM DOWN-

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  • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: Flying Supra Vs Flying T-34 10 months ago

    What in the wattpad fanfic is this

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  • De Havilland Space Vixen 10 months ago

    Does he know jet engines don't work in the vacuum
    Let him figure it out-

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  • de Havilland DH.100 FB.5 "Vampire" 10 months ago

    How did I not see this in my jetstream lmao
    I'm literally following you

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  • [PEA] Avro Vulcan 10 months ago

    bro volcano

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  • I HIT SILVER! 10 months ago

    @MrSilverWolf
    he hit you lmao

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  • [M-War] Diplomatic Meetings Off Wright Isles 10 months ago

    You took the sponsorship joke WAY too seriously

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  • SERTIUM (SPECIAL TANK) 10 months ago

    Now this is different.
    It's a far cry from your usual far future MBT designs. Looks alot more conventional

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  • [TEAser] Naval Railguns 10 months ago

    @Speedhunter Basically runs on powerful electric currents that yeet a moving block carrying a solid slug at hypervelocity.

    In much simpler terms, a railgun is just a really expensive electric slingshot.

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  • No everything is not real 10 months ago

    Wonder what kind of crack you've been taking

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  • [TEAser] Naval Railguns 10 months ago

    That moment when I first heard of railguns is that they're weird looking giant artillery pieces that fired rails used on railroads at high velocity

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  • [Easter] I hope everyone finds their eggs today 11 months ago

    @DatTrainAndCarGuy19 She looks like an eggplant.
    That's pretty much it.

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  • Happy Easter 11 months ago

    @Maverick09 Neither is 9/11 but you still see people of all walks of the internet flying airliners into skyscrapers across many flight sim games for the shits and giggles.
    Loosen up. I don't think Jesus would be offended by our remarks either.

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  • Happy Easter 11 months ago

    @Maverick09 please take a joke!

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  • What is [M-WAR] ?? 11 months ago

    Don't take it too seriously though. The whole war summary and the tech introduced to the conflict is just pure comedy.
    Alot of people are in on this.

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  • What is [M-WAR] ?? 11 months ago

    To summarize:
    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG stole an autocannon and @Mousewithamachinegun122 got mad about it, and declared war.
    Voila. It snowballed into what it is now.

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  • [M-War] Leaving Wright Temporarily 11 months ago

    Basic lore dump for me and @MrOofington 's joint universe:


    • Krakabloa, Wright, Maywar, and Skypark are countries of their own but are collectively known as the Federation of Atlantic Island Nations and are responsible for watching each others' backs since they're pretty much the sole archipelagic alliance in the Atlantic.

    • The TFM was founded by former USMC Brigadier General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr in Wright in 1934 under the League of Nations. Majority of the TFM's pioneering members were US Marines under Kingsley, then it gradually grew to having international volunteers.

    • The TFM Homelands are Wright, Krakabloa, and Snowstone. In our world, Snowstone is sparsely inhabited due to it's high arctic location; The TFM's more higher-end "special" units are stationed there, such as the 32nd Bomber Wing which possess the TFMGAC's only stealth bomber fleet and is also the location of TFM Rockbase, their only subterranean base of operations
    • Skypark doesn't have a military but has excellent economic status despite it being the smallest nation in the Federation simply because they have no space for a military on their island. They're under protection of Wright since they're the closest by distance.
    • Yeager Airbase is jointly used by the Krakabloan Government and the TFMGAC's 173rd Combat Wing, with the Sunset and Midnight Squadrons stationed there. Bandit Airbase is solely operated by the TFMGAC, and has the Sunrise, High Noon, and Vandal Squadrons (Aggressor Air) being the residents. Bandit is also the main training grounds of the TFMGAC.
    • Fort Brimstone, the TFM's sacred home base, is built within Wright Basin. (the large empty landbowl inside Wright)

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  • Tank... 11 months ago

    [This entity is now under observation of the TFM Anomalous Paranormal and Scientific Events Division]

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  • Type-81 FFG MRNS Alyonushka 11 months ago

    guide msl friggy ehe

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  • M-war Attack on bandit airport 11 months ago

    @FOXHOUND26
    The 173rd is not leaving Bandit nor will it house belligerents of this war.


    I don't think you'd leave either if anyone asks for you to dump your company's grounds so it can be used as bases

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  • M-war Attack on bandit airport 11 months ago

    INBOUND TRANSMISSION
    TACTICAL FORCES MILITARY, CENTRAL COMMAND


    We have received reports of your planned attack on Bandit Airbase.
    By the request of Commanding General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr, we kindly ask you to refrain from initiating assaults of any form on said location, as it is the home base of the
    173rd Combat Wing of our Global Air Combat branch.
    Should you proceed with this attack, we will have no other response than to retaliate against you, all your assets, and your allies until a total ceasefire is agreed upon, or you are completely destroyed.
    We are neutral in this petty conflict. But trespassing into our territory will not be tolerated, and will be especially met with fire if such intrusion is armed and with the intent to harm.
    This is your only request and warning.
    Please do not test us.


    End of Transmission

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  • Long overdue progress! 11 months ago

    fantom
    but no

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  • Best attack aircraft 11 months ago

    (Judgement in the back looking around)
    ...Uhh...

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  • Medium Tank T59A1 (Rukkhadevata) 11 months ago

    @IntoTheDesignatedGridZone
    Point still stands that the namesake is literally the most peaceful woman in all of Teyvat and they make Main Battle Tanks.

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  • [Monarchii War Bulletin] The War Is Back On! New Threat Coming From The Depth 11 months ago

    TFM Central Command: ..Sir, we think this conflict is just getting worse-
    TFM Cmdr. Gen. Kingsley: Son, just leave them alone.
    TFM Central Command: This is really getting concerning, sir-
    TFM Cmdr. Gen. Kingsley: Let.. them.. fight.
    TFM Central Command: Uhh... alright.

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  • [M-War] The Sirens are getting involved 11 months ago

    @Speedhunter
    The future TFM has Star Wars and Star Trek technology
    They literally fly starships from both franchises but as of now I'm sticking to present-day hardware

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? 11 months ago

    @GuardianAerospace
    The best you're going to get is his comment and this forum post getting deleted by him a day or three later.
    Demanding apologies won't get you anything back even if you do get it. You should've just removed the comment and blocked the guy in the first place.
    While I do understand that making a forum post about your dead shrimp is a form of honor and there's nothing wrong with that, the way you presented it very much just entices that kind of attention to it, tbh.


    In the shortest sense I can put it, you basically just pulled an I'm gonna tell my mom if you say mean things to me.
    Guy, you're in the internet. Remember that.

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? 11 months ago

    @GuardianAerospace
    My point still stands.
    And the comment is already an example of said point.

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  • my pet shrimp memorial 11 months ago

    He's fine.
    Just respawned in another planet, is all.

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  • [M-WAR] JS Yamato Aegis Super-Battleship 'MRNS Yamato' 11 months ago

    Yamatoe
    The Tactical Forces Navy literally has 3 modernized Iowa-class battleships to complement the 7 supercarriers of their Blue Steel Fleet (iykyk)

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  • [M-War] Foxy Lady over Wright 11 months ago

    TFM Central Command sitting at a cafe watching the war get worse with a deadpan face

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  • [Monarchii War Bulletin] Hottest Article Today 11 months ago

    TFM Central Command:
    Using every inch of their bodies' fibers to not activate their reserves for a three front war
    They're already handling Darkcorp International and the New Axis

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  • Tension Builds Today 11 months ago

    TFM Central Command: Please. Fuck NO. We already have our hands full with Darkcorp International! Not these kids too!

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  • [Kinda SOLVED] What Does Jackhammer Actually Based On? 11 months ago

    It has elements of the LAV-25, Stryker, and BTR-80 in one package

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  • I've been doing some digging. So much of it that you can call it mining. 11 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    Reuploaded everything to imgbb. Refresh the page and you might see them now

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  • I've been doing some digging. So much of it that you can call it mining. 11 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    Strange, I used discord for the images. They still work albeit only for a limited time.

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  • I've been doing some digging. So much of it that you can call it mining. 11 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    All the pictures you see are the only ones I put in.

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  • [RD G4] F-15J Kai Guuji Yae v1.1 11 months ago

    @Virsan I wonder who's the actual freak here..

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  • Why 11 months ago

    I don't need to post an entire short story about why upvotes on this community and site are as worthless as having breast implants just to boost one's pathetically low self esteem again.
    Can someone else do it for me, please?

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  • Tyrannosaurus Rex 11 months ago

    Rex getting a little fat
    How long has it been since he last hit gym?

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  • Yeah... this project is still alive 11 months ago

    The fact I get attacked for putting up liveries while shit like this does not shows how people just fucking hate me lmao

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  • [Teaser] 15K special 11 months ago

    @Speedhunter

    Mom send help it's alot worse than I thought

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  • [Teaser] 15K special 11 months ago

    Mom send help there's a flying mango chasing me

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  • [RD G4] F-15J Kai Guuji Yae v1.1 11 months ago

    @AshdenpawTG22
    Your reply is quite funny since by definition of furry, Miko technically is one since she's a fox youkai with literally the most human characteristics you can obviously see. Therefore making you a valid audience anyway.
    .
    Anime Goodness you don't even look into it. That radiating bias of yours just makes it all the more ridiculous.

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  • [RD G4] F-15J Kai Guuji Yae v1.1 11 months ago

    @AshdenpawTG22
    Now comes the question why you had to be obliged asking why this ended up in your jetstream when you could've just left it alone.
    You wouldn't like it either if I ask why the fuck is there a furry in my comment section would you?

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  • [RD G4] F-15J Kai Guuji Yae v1.1 11 months ago

    @AshdenpawTG22

    Funny how you're questioning why this appeared in your jetstream when you're a valid target audience
    Look at the character and think about it

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  • Foxy Plane Day 11 months ago

    @Speedhunter Yeah I know that but that Sea Vixen is in the Royal Navy, not a Miko jet-

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  • Foxy Plane Day 11 months ago

    Yah Meekuh

    And how is that Sea Vixen related to Miko-

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