9,409 Tookan Comments

  • JM-40C 'Gladius' 3.6 years ago

    So this is what was crashing SimplePlanes and multiplayer for me...

    +4
  • Sukhoi SU-34 Fullback 3.6 years ago

    NATO be like: oh fucc, is ducc

    +4
  • 100K 3.6 years ago

    I smell hospital

    +4
  • Trust me, I’m an engineer 3.6 years ago

    Chernobyl: Pathetic
    Proceeds to explode

    +4
  • Zubr Class 3.7 years ago

    finally, a Zubr class that's actually Russian and not something the Chinese bought

    +4
  • Bruh. 3.7 years ago

    This "sorry it's my first time" stuff is really just BS, both irl and here, people use it as a dumb excuse just to get away with it and more. Rough times were going through so you can't really trust strangers or anyone in general

    +4
  • Tik Tok 3.7 years ago

    this video was sponsored by the Anti-Thot Organization

    +4
  • Bell UH-1D Huey Gunship 3.9 years ago

    STAY AWAY FROM MY RICE FIELD!

    +4
  • SP User interview 3.9 years ago

    This is more historically accurate than most shows on the History channel

    +4
  • Master Plunger, 4 in Cup Dia., 11 1/4 in Handle Length, Rubber Plunger Material 4.0 years ago

    nobody:
    1970s sci-fi movie's bathroom plunger:

    +4
  • Comment upvote logic 4.0 years ago

    @QuitePossiblyMangled
    CoMmUnIsM?!?!

    +4
  • Comment upvote logic 4.0 years ago

    @rexzion
    haha, lmao, XD, HEHEHE, lmfao, etc...

    +4
  • Mega Ducc 4.0 years ago

    Peace was never an option

    +4
  • Nukes 4.1 years ago

    @Memeremem plz don't respond to anything of mine that's over 3 weeks old, thanks

    +4
  • IS-2M (Czechoslovakia) 4.2 years ago

    How to kill nazis,
    Step one: load a ridiculously high part count Soviet tank into the game.
    Step two: enjoy your laggy liberation.

    +4
  • Wait, it's all Simpleplanes? 4.2 years ago

    "Always has been" nailgun noises

    +4
  • Nuclear test No.1 4.2 years ago

    its smol

    Laughs in tsar bomba

    +4
  • AA gun(AI destroyer) 4.3 years ago

    Is there a way to make it operable by AI?

    +4
  • MINI KV-2 4.3 years ago

    @Azzzat125 to bad, the joke happened so...

    +4
  • The Nether Portal 4.4 years ago

    nether portal noises

    +4
  • ROLLING THUNDER 4.5 years ago

    "Ging Ging!!!"
    "What ling?!?!"
    "You hear dat?!?!"
    SSSCCCRRREEECCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "NAPALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    WHIIIIIIIIIIIII
    BOOM
    "AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!"

    Many minutes later

    "Haha! they can't get us now!"
    "But Ging Ging...we are in tunnel right below them!"
    "so?"
    "The bomber also have the explosive bomb too!"

    what am I doing with my life...

    +4
  • V12 HYBRID Engine 1.3 years ago

    uhm

    +3
  • IN SIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.6 years ago

    Drugs are amazing substances...

    +3
  • Swiss saber 1.6 years ago

    The best tool for the average British argument

    +3
  • F-35B 1.6 years ago

    Goofy landing gear

    +3
  • Ohio Challenge (CLOSED) 1.7 years ago

    You could've just written "Cursed Plane Challenge" and everyone would be perfectly fine, but I wouldn't even call the whole Ohio thing an overused meme considering memes are meant to be funny, not cringy tiktok phrases.

    +3
  • IT-1 1.7 years ago

    I love this thing in war thunder, all I have to do is hide behind a rock taller than the IT-1's turret and fire ATGMs over the rock at unsuspecting people.

    +3
  • Vertigo Man- Slayer of Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    We have been saved from the haornie wrath of wasp woman! Huzzah my brothers!

    +3
  • [RD Cockpits] F-14A Tomcat -Hitori Gotou- 1.8 years ago

    @BlackGearCompany
    Maybe if you tried to scroll through the comment section just a little bit you'd find the reason why.

    +3
  • Sikorsky S-16 (RBVZ S-XVI) 1.8 years ago

    @phrongus
    u hab none

    +3
  • WolfHunter9111 Existance 1.8 years ago

    Wait, what happened?

    +3
  • Nerd Emoji 1.8 years ago

    "Um ackshualy siemplplaens is a nockoff of DCS" - 🤓

    +3
  • SimplePlanes Quote Book 1.8 years ago

    "Soon"
    -BaconAircraft teasing a new build for the 420 x 10^69th (4.2e+71) time but knowing very well he'll never upload it.

    +3
  • FT Missile Launcher 1.9 years ago

    Tags: "Civilian"
    Ah hell Naw 💀

    +3
  • Yamato 1.9 years ago

    It's a blessing this isn't in 20200 parts

    +3
  • DevConsole Shenanigans: 1.9 years ago

    SimplePlanes: Ohio Update

    +3
  • Here’s sum car memes for u guys 1.9 years ago

    @IAlsoBuildPlane
    As Joseph Stalin once said:
    "Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it."

    Edit: I accidentally wrote down communism instead of "dark humour"

    +3
  • Teaser, and what's been going on with life... 1.9 years ago

    @Bo1233
    "ok 🤓" - 🤓

    +3
  • The first C919 will be delivered to China Eastern today! 2.0 years ago

    @dordle12
    Swallow highly enriched Uranium

    +3
  • Tu-160M3 Tupolev(RU)×AVIC(CN) 2.0 years ago

    This is actually really nice! Deserves at least 3 times the upvotes it currently has. Really smooth, very detailed, and overall a very clean build. Definitely on the same level of quality (if not better) as aircraft made by more higher level players here.

    +3
  • I Have SimplePlanes In Virtual Reality Now! 2.0 years ago

    Hah! Imagine being able to afford VR!

    +3
  • There are 440212 users on sp.com 2.0 years ago

    Now, let's see how many are actually active

    +3
  • My first car! 2.0 years ago

    Ah shiiiiiiii, German Corsair Pt. 2

    +3
  • Jetstream SAM 2.1 years ago

    Memories broken
    The truth goes unspoken
    I’ve even forgotten my name

    I don’t know the season
    Or what is the reason
    I’m standing here holding my blade

    A desolate place
    Without any trace
    It’s only the cold wind I feel

    It’s me that I spite
    As I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real

    There will be blood-shed
    The man in the mirror nods his head

    The only one left
    Will ride upon the dragon’s back

    Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
    Oh no
    There will be blood-shed
    It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

    Losing my identity
    Wondering have I gone insane
    To find the truth in front of me
    I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height
    And never realizing why I fight

    +3
  • BALLER 2.1 years ago

    ball·er

    /ˈbôlər/
    noun
    1.
    a person or device that makes or forms something into balls.
    "a melon baller"
    2.
    INFORMAL•US
    a player of a ball game, especially a talented basketball player.
    "he's a baller who will take an open shot or create one"

    adjective
    INFORMAL•US
    extremely good or impressive; excellent.
    "this place is baller!"

    +3
  • IA Raycaster: Sprites! 2.1 years ago

    I would've never thought the SP community was able to turn the game into a game development platform.

    +3
  • Interesting thing I just noticed 2.2 years ago

    I'm giving myself a headache by constantly making it appear to my eyes as both ways

    +3
  • Battle Tugboat 2.2 years ago

    Toog boot

    +3
  • frog jousting 2.3 years ago

    Visual: intense fourg combat
    Sound: calmest music possible

    +3