41.7k YourAverageB1BLancerSimp Comments

  • Can O’ Coke 8 months ago

    @PatrickBateman Pepsi is bad, but Pepsi concorde is good

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  • Mouse with a machine gun 8 months ago

    @TheMouse not sure i would name an alt Patrick Bateman, i would name it something like GuardianJr

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  • MD88/90 Delta Trading card 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 mb, gen z pronouns, gotta be hip with the kids! 🤓👆

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  • HESA Shahed 136 8 months ago

    @BadahhMuscleCar001

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • HESA Shahed 136 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 NOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • [M-WAR : Teaser] offbrand slava-class cruiser lmaoooo 8 months ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG I’m excited to see the finished model, T pls

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  • Shenyang J-8II F 8 months ago

    Herebeforethemouse

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  • New thing i wanna start 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 well you see, the thing is is that i have a cosmic eye watching over your every movement as we speak and as we spoke. I saw you typing in that last word. I was at the dentist though so i could not log on to confront you ;)

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  • [PEA] Vought V-173 8 months ago

    P A N C A K E

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  • Boeing 747-8i Heavy 8 months ago

    5 upvotes in 1 min!

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  • Project Ultimate Winners! 8 months ago

    @LJh1
    @generalCorpInc

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  • SSJ-100 [SKYTEAM] Aeroflot 8 months ago

    I would love to see the Superjet enter the western market. It would be pretty funny

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  • C4 8 months ago

    Bomb has been planted

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  • Antonov 148 AirKoryo 8 months ago

    @FalHartIndustries AAH—

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  • Mirage-15 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 i second that

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  • Crime against humanity 8 months ago

    Im Italian but I am fighting my instinct to cry

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  • Bloom FRT-1093D Apollo 8 months ago

    @Apollo018362 every time you equip a guardian air to air missile onto a plane I get 1.5% of the upvote points :) (royalties moment)

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  • AH-1 "Terror trainer" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 agreed. I make sure to make thumbnails the right size. Also a little tip for thumbnails @Mousewithamachinegun122 and @GeneralCorpInc , but did you know the size of an SP thumbnail and google slide are about the same? This is how I guarantee the perfect thumbnail dimensions

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  • Ace Flarebat 8 months ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG OUCH

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  • Dassault Ouragan [Monarchii war] 8 months ago

    Nice job!
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    F80 lookin ahh

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  • Eel blender 8 months ago

    Now i can make my favorite eel and banana smoothie!

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  • Random question: 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 why wouldn’t i be recommending it? Ofc its good! Sir y abt what m abt to do but i have to spoil some of it. Basic summary: NASA mission to Mars called Ares III, third mission. Unexpected sandstorm sweeps in and landing craft needs to leave. Crew heads for landing craft but astronaut Mark Watney is hit by a satellite dish that detached and is presumed dead. Crew has to leave, Mark actually still alive. He has to survive until he can be rescued. I really liked it and is one of my favorite movies, but i tried not to spoil too much in that summary.

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  • Mousewithamachinegun 8 months ago

    Looks like a crossbreed of a rat, wagon, and centipede who’s seen some things

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  • Delta Trading Cards: did anybody else know? 8 months ago

    @ColonelRelford bros gambling with Boeing cards💀 I too would also be embarrassed if my B767-400ER trading card fell apart midgame

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  • I will join M War 8 months ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG I’m kind of against both sides of any conflict, but I might pick sides later. I never really specified whom I declared war on

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 I have one other friend who actually enjoys aviation (besides my little brother) but he’s not American, I met two kids around my age on the transatlantic flight who really liked aviation, so I showed them my collection of delta cards and presented them SP. they were fascinated and I’m sure they will be playing it soon.

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  • Delta Trading Cards: did anybody else know? 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 bru i am not even kidding, I got off a 10 hour transatlantic flight abt 5-6 hours ago and at cruising altitude I had to go, and some random ahh 💩 (the size of a Pringles can) was sitting right there. I may as well be traumatized

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 or enjoyed being a fellow

    AMERICAN!

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  • Delta Trading Cards: did anybody else know? 8 months ago

    @Majakalona @GuardianAerospace

    WORLD OF POO?!?! 😍😍😍

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  • Delta Trading Cards: did anybody else know? 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 me

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 well,

    I

    AM

    ALSO

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    FELLOW

    SP ENJOYER

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  • Delta Trading Cards: did anybody else know? 8 months ago

    @Majakalona buddy what

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 I am an

    american!!

    RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 not the bri’ish one Lol

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 it’s delta, you get free wifi if you have a sky miles account. Thankfully I am a delta loyalist so I already had one.

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 I am currently responding to this comment whilst 18000 feet above sea level en route to FLL.

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  • LTT-7424 "Bricko" 8 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 by many things, I believe you were referencing the Delta A321neo taxiing to runway 28L

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  • Northrop Grumman E-2D+ Hawkeye, Central Caribenora Navy 9 months ago

    This is very underrated, the modifications are great

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  • F-4E PHANTOM 9 months ago

    @IQinventory no problem

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  • New York Simulator 9 months ago

    @DatTrainAndCarGuy19 it’s actually not that violent despite people over exaggerating the violence. I’ve lived there for abt 7 of my almost 14 years on this planet. It’s really dirty though but really beautiful at the same time! The NYPD does ensure everyone’s safety very well and control protests. (God I hate protests even though I’ve only seen 2) I couldn’t sleep because they were protesting outside my apartment at like 12am. But I’ve also spent more time down Long Island in NY near Montauk which is a lot less violent

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  • Ryanair! 9 months ago

    Also thx for almost 15k!

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  • Larva boy, not Basta boy. 9 months ago

    @Trainz448 nope :) just

    MAGGOTS

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  • Embraer E-175-E2 9 months ago

    @A330neoISGOATED Ermm, it does appear that you forgot to capitalize the “A” in “always”. By the way, it is unclear whom you are describing, as you have also forgotten to include pronouns such as “I”. 🤓👆

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  • Boeing 747 (Original build) 9 months ago

    Front view looks like he got 1 1/2 hours of sleep last night

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  • CV22B Osprey | 10K Special 9 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 thank you!

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  • CV22 Please help 9 months ago

    @Apollo018362 @Mousewithamachinegun122 thanks guys

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  • Monarchii threatened me 9 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 @MonarchiiwithastolenMG by tulip, @Graingy was actually referring to the other flower called the “F15E Strike Eagle” 🦅

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  • I stole a machinegun from someone who stole a machine gun from a mouse 9 months ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 Lol, now I have to change my name to GuardianAerospaceWithamachinegunIstolefromMonarchiiwithastolenmg

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  • Yakovlev Yak-40 (Ukraine Air Enterprise Livery) 9 months ago

    Nothing can change my view on eastern built jets. Most usually are much less efficient and less range. There are some cool ones and good ones, but I still prefer western jets by a landslide. However, MAPA has finally made a eastern jet, and its actually good!

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  • MD-83 9 months ago

    Free to use airlines? Guess im the new ceo!

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