309 imunsure Comments

  • Jundroo turns 10 years old today 2.6 years ago

    Jundroo! I love you guys! Shame my favorite dev left..

    +7
  • Fleetwood Bounder 1.9 years ago

    "Waltuh, put the DS away Waltuh... You're jammin' up navigation systems, Waltuh."

    I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS VIRTUAL DOGS

    "You've killed us all Waltuh"

    haha look i put a little top hat on him

    +4
  • Cessna 180 Skywagon / 182 Skylane 2.5 years ago

    Hilarious story, I am CPR and AED trained and certified, I had to revive and restart someone’s heart on a Cessna 180. He is healthy and alive today he was in his 60s when this happened. And he is currently in his early 70s late 60s. We were cruising at around 4,450 feet and he had a heart attack that led into cardiac arrest and his heart had stopped, and after a couple of minutes of compressions and AED shocks later, we had landed and alerted the hospital before his heart stopped and they took over a few minutes after we landed and he is alright today!

    +4
  • Liu and his motorcycle 2.6 years ago

    Sorry, I’m a filthy non Chinese show watcher, not bc of racism, it’s bc I can’t find any in my area, which show is this from? It sounds like fun!

    +4
  • Redemptor Dreadnought with Drive Seat 2.2 years ago

    I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield.

    +3
  • Antonov An-225 2.6 years ago

    Rip my favorite plane, the Russians got you, poor beast.

    +3
  • Guys. I need help.. 2.6 years ago

    @BeastHunter Not with my door, usually my table never ever sits down with his broken fixed knee. Then my dead cat from 2120 came back to death and ran away on his tongue

    +3
  • I have used a smart fridge to do the unspeakable 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke I’ve gone past the recommended specs for my fridge.

    +3
  • Jundroo turns 10 years old today 2.6 years ago

    where’s Andrew?

    +3
  • QUEEN LIZ! 2.2 years ago

    @Tookan You think people at her parties were like:

    “Go on Lizzie, you’re pissed. Declare war on Norway.”

    +2
  • North American B-25J-25-NC Mitchell "God and Country" 2.3 years ago

    I enjoy the aircraft, I added my own autopilot, because I’m to lazy to keep on correcting my path when gunning down aircrafts!

    +2
  • [WEBW]My Last Plane F-16 and see you again 2.6 years ago

    I’m confused? Why is he saying he’s leaving, is he.. y’know.. gone, like, dead? Or is he leaving for other reasons?

    +2
  • well, Max with his trophy 1.8 years ago

    As your 69th follower, Im going to refresh your profile page as many times as I need to get to the goal on there. 1205 I have to reach.

    Edit: Damn, the final number adds to itslef as I refresh it.

    +1
  • WARNING, MUTE SOUND!!! Tow plane lands on it own. 2.1 years ago

    "Mute sound"?

    What do they mean by tha-
    AAAAAAAAAA

    +1
  • I went to an air fest at Misawa and Hachinohe. 2.1 years ago

    I thought this was a meme and was SP with RTX on

    +1
  • CTX-09 Monarch Coastal-Defence System 2.2 years ago

    I will use this to nuke Wright airport from Avalanche.

    LONG RANGE MISSILE ATTACK

    Edit: cannot manually control the missle :sad_emoji:

    +1
  • IKEA Kallax Shelf 2.2 years ago

    choo choo?

    +1
  • QUEEN LIZ! 2.2 years ago

    @jamesPLANEScdxxLXIX Was she now?

    +1
  • Antonov AN225 2.2 years ago

    Here me out…

    Make a-fucking-nother one.

    +1
  • Tall problems 2.2 years ago

    Note: I’m 6’3”

    I live in a home built by a 4’9” person, a regular door is too big for them, so they got smaller everything (Doors, walls, ceilings, etc.)

    And God forbid I board my best mate’s sailing yacht.

    The interior is small, very small.

    +1
  • AC-130H Aerial GunBoat(Vulnerability Repair) 2.3 years ago

    Great plane! But, and I’m not calling the creator lazy, the GunBoat doesn’t have a cockpit or the ability to do a pylon turn, but it’s still good either way!

    +1
  • I have used a smart fridge to do the unspeakable 2.6 years ago

    @PPLLAANNEE Maybe

    +1
  • I have used a smart fridge to do the unspeakable 2.6 years ago

    @PPLLAANNEE I apologize for this, but I’m sure someone here is mad enough to do this

    +1
  • Guys. I need help.. 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Thank you!

    +1
  • I have used a smart fridge to do the unspeakable 2.6 years ago

    @PPLLAANNEE I hope you know I did this for comedic effect, I don’t own a smart fridge, I said “I have specs for my fridge” is a dead giveaway that this is a false claim for comedy

    +1
  • [controversial title] 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Hail to you!

    +1
  • Guys. I need help.. 2.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke With your controversial comments, replys, and posts right?

    +1
  • Liu and his motorcycle 2.6 years ago

    @MAY2000 Sick bro thanks!

    +1
  • Ju-52 single engine 2.6 years ago

    Thank you everyone who is upvoting my post! I am especially happy that the original creator of the plane, @SimplyPlain has upvoted me. And @Feanor upvoted me? Wow.. I’m just so happy! Thank you! I didn’t know that a major ship creator whose work I had downloaded would upvote me, thank you guys so much!

    +1
  • It's been a good ride. 2.6 years ago

    Andrew…why..

    +1
  • MV St. Judy 1.4 years ago

    This looks like a boat that was owned by a certain man and his crippled lieutenant..

  • Lada 2107 1.8 years ago

    @Wolf2333 Unless you pay for the anti-wall detonation subscription

  • Lada 2107 1.8 years ago

    "Crash into wall in BMW, you break car. Crash into wall with Lada, you break wall."

    Edit: You were right, I have crashed this car and it didnt break, it detonated

  • Isuzu PIAZZA 2.0 years ago

    this car is indestructible, trust me i tried.

  • ACR Vageh LX 2.2 years ago

    Kinda looks like my dad's old 1989 Volkswagen Golf GTI!

  • Ilaris Iliad GT-S 2.2 years ago

    @shibusu I have figured a way around it, use a bluetooth controller!

  • Ilaris Iliad GT-S 2.2 years ago

    It's unusable on moblie lad-

  • Bell 412 Search and Rescue 2.2 years ago

    Hurricane Fiona be like:

  • Ow… 2.2 years ago

    @beenz With no url. I meant take a picture and bam.

  • I almost died. 2.2 years ago

    @FeatherWing You almost died in Turkey. And turkeys go gobble gobble

  • I almost died. 2.2 years ago

    @FeatherWing Gobble gobble.

  • I almost died. 2.2 years ago

    @Spacepickle3214 If I’m married to danger, I want a divorce.

  • Antonov An-225 2.2 years ago

    Here me out..

    Make a -fucking-nother one.

  • AC-130H [Fixed] 2.2 years ago

    (As we can see, we have a wild SimplePlanes user waiting for a decent AC-130H, such as this post here, with glass in the cockpit.)

  • F-117A Night Hawk 2.2 years ago

    CHOO CHOO!

  • it was all a joke gone to far 2.2 years ago

    Yikes?

  • I almost died. 2.2 years ago

    I have many stores of how I almost met my maker.

    The most painful one happened when I was 10-11, I’m in my 20s now, and I sorta, kinda held/leaned on a very weak and fragile towel rack and it sorta kinda broke. Causing all my 75 pounds of body weight to come crashing down onto a very sharp edge.

    I fractured my rib. If I had landed harder I would’ve punctured my liver and died.

    I also sneezed so hard I had launched my head into a desk and gave myself a concussion. At school in the headmaster’s office.

  • Teaser: Regional Revamp 2.2 years ago

    T

  • Happy Valley Dream Survey 2.4 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Just one dude 🤷‍♂️

  • Happy Valley Dream Survey 2.4 years ago

    @X99STRIKER I know this, but is it wrong to learn about people’s dreams?