The most painful one happened when I was 10-11, I’m in my 20s now, and I sorta, kinda held/leaned on a very weak and fragile towel rack and it sorta kindabroke. Causing all my 75 pounds of body weight to come crashing down onto a very sharp edge.
I fractured my rib. If I had landed harder I would’ve punctured my liver and died.
I also sneezed so hard I had launched my head into a desk and gave myself a concussion. At schoolin the headmaster’s office.
Great plane! But, and I’m not calling the creator lazy, the GunBoat doesn’t have a cockpit or the ability to do a pylon turn, but it’s still good either way!
So, you guys know about the feature to 3-D print creations on SimplePlanes? Well.. a buddy of mine decided to 3-D print this exact post.. And y’know it looked real once you first pull it out, especially to a police officer… You see where this is going..
My friend walked down D.C, in front of the damn White House. HOLDING THIS 3-D PRINTED PLASTIC OBJECT THAT RESEMBLES A RIFLE, he was promptly arrested but let go due to them realizing it’s far from a real weapon.
Hilarious story, I am CPR and AED trained and certified, I had to revive and restart someone’s heart on a Cessna 180. He is healthy and alive today he was in his 60s when this happened. And he is currently in his early 70s late 60s. We were cruising at around 4,450 feet and he had a heart attack that led into cardiac arrest and his heart had stopped, and after a couple of minutes of compressions and AED shocks later, we had landed and alerted the hospital before his heart stopped and they took over a few minutes after we landed and he is alright today!
Hey there! I remade your plane by putting some gauges and adding some other stuff! I was wondering if I can post it! If you don’t want me to, that’s totally fine!
@PPLLAANNEE I hope you know I did this for comedic effect, I don’t own a smart fridge, I said “I have specs for my fridge” is a dead giveaway that this is a false claim for comedy
This looks like a boat that was owned by a certain man and his crippled lieutenant..
@Wolf2333 Unless you pay for the anti-wall detonation subscription
"Crash into wall in BMW, you break car. Crash into wall with Lada, you break wall."
Edit: You were right, I have crashed this car and it didnt break, it detonated
As your 69th follower, Im going to refresh your profile page as many times as I need to get to the goal on there. 1205 I have to reach.
Edit: Damn, the final number adds to itslef as I refresh it.
+1"Waltuh, put the DS away Waltuh... You're jammin' up navigation systems, Waltuh."
I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS VIRTUAL DOGS
"You've killed us all Waltuh"
haha look i put a little top hat on him
+4this car is indestructible, trust me i tried.
"Mute sound"?
What do they mean by tha-
+1AAAAAAAAAA
I thought this was a meme and was SP with RTX on
+1I will use this to nuke Wright airport from Avalanche.
LONG RANGE MISSILE ATTACK
Edit: cannot manually control the missle :sad_emoji:
+1Kinda looks like my dad's old 1989 Volkswagen Golf GTI!
@shibusu I have figured a way around it, use a bluetooth controller!
It's unusable on moblie lad-
Hurricane Fiona be like:
@beenz With no url. I meant take a picture and bam.
@FeatherWing You almost died in Turkey. And turkeys go gobble gobble
@Tookan You think people at her parties were like:
“Go on Lizzie, you’re pissed. Declare war on Norway.”
+2@FeatherWing Gobble gobble.
choo choo?
+1@jamesPLANEScdxxLXIX Was she now?
+1@Spacepickle3214 If I’m married to danger, I want a divorce.
Here me out…
Make a-fucking-nother one.
+1Here me out..
Make a -fucking-nother one.
(As we can see, we have a wild SimplePlanes user waiting for a decent AC-130H, such as this post here, with glass in the cockpit.)
CHOO CHOO!
Yikes?
I have many stores of how I almost met my maker.
The most painful one happened when I was 10-11, I’m in my 20s now, and I sorta, kinda held/leaned on a very weak and fragile towel rack and it sorta kinda broke. Causing all my 75 pounds of body weight to come crashing down onto a very sharp edge.
I fractured my rib. If I had landed harder I would’ve punctured my liver and died.
I also sneezed so hard I had launched my head into a desk and gave myself a concussion. At school in the headmaster’s office.
Note: I’m 6’3”
I live in a home built by a 4’9” person, a regular door is too big for them, so they got smaller everything (Doors, walls, ceilings, etc.)
And God forbid I board my best mate’s sailing yacht.
The interior is small, very small.
+1T
I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield.
+3I enjoy the aircraft, I added my own autopilot, because I’m to lazy to keep on correcting my path when gunning down aircrafts!
+2Great plane! But, and I’m not calling the creator lazy, the GunBoat doesn’t have a cockpit or the ability to do a pylon turn, but it’s still good either way!
+1@X99STRIKER Just one dude 🤷♂️
@X99STRIKER I know this, but is it wrong to learn about people’s dreams?
o7
Story time!
So, you guys know about the feature to 3-D print creations on SimplePlanes? Well.. a buddy of mine decided to 3-D print this exact post.. And y’know it looked real once you first pull it out, especially to a police officer… You see where this is going..
My friend walked down D.C, in front of the damn White House. HOLDING THIS 3-D PRINTED PLASTIC OBJECT THAT RESEMBLES A RIFLE, he was promptly arrested but let go due to them realizing it’s far from a real weapon.
Hilarious story, I am CPR and AED trained and certified, I had to revive and restart someone’s heart on a Cessna 180. He is healthy and alive today he was in his 60s when this happened. And he is currently in his early 70s late 60s. We were cruising at around 4,450 feet and he had a heart attack that led into cardiac arrest and his heart had stopped, and after a couple of minutes of compressions and AED shocks later, we had landed and alerted the hospital before his heart stopped and they took over a few minutes after we landed and he is alright today!
+4Rip my favorite plane, the Russians got you, poor beast.
+3Looks like an old Niva hatchback actually-
Here’s the link! Thanks again for letting me do this!
@nek0Chan Thanks! I’ll post the link in a second!
Hey there! I remade your plane by putting some gauges and adding some other stuff! I was wondering if I can post it! If you don’t want me to, that’s totally fine!
I’m confused? Why is he saying he’s leaving, is he.. y’know.. gone, like, dead? Or is he leaving for other reasons?
+2@PPLLAANNEE Maybe
+1Kinda looks like a ‘89 Golf
@PPLLAANNEE I apologize for this, but I’m sure someone here is mad enough to do this
+1@JustWingIt That’s the the thing the wet desert got thirsty and ate all the water!
@DeveloperKorzalerke Thank you!
+1@PPLLAANNEE I hope you know I did this for comedic effect, I don’t own a smart fridge, I said “I have specs for my fridge” is a dead giveaway that this is a false claim for comedy
+1@KDnotSpy AUUUUGH
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