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  • Christmas Campaign Mod Trailer | SimplePlanes 3.9 years ago

    Some Random NATO Base:
    "Unidentified Aircraft, State your Affiliation or we will be forced to Shoot you down."

    Santa:
    *Does not respond because Santa does not have any Radio....

    NATO BASE:
    "This is a Clear Act of Provocation! Shoot down that Unidentified Aircraft!"

    Breaking News:
    "NATO Claims to have Shot Down an Unidentified Aircraft Last Night. According to NATO Officials, It was a Clear Act of Provocation as the Unidentified Craft was not responding to Any Radio Communications. We are still Trying to find more Details about this Incident"

    My Son:

    "Dad, Santa did not came last nigh... Am I a Naughty Boy?"

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  • TOPOL M (MIRV, MULTI-STAGE BOOSTERS) 4.0 years ago

    @TheTomatoLover
    Nope... You have to be A MAN OF CULTURE to understand THAT SYMBOL....

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  • JAS 39C Gripen 4.0 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer
    in my run, I used the Su-57 with GPB. Not a bad run actually.

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  • M4A1 Sherman 4.0 years ago

    Nice Tank...
    *Laughs in Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf H

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  • Convoy Catcher Teaser 4.0 years ago

    The Captured Convoy Trucks:
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    "What are you going to do to us?"

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  • 514parts model-Koishi 4.0 years ago

    @UNOWENWasHer
    Ah yes, I remember now... and yes, you are correct. A close friend of mine gave me a Douj about her some time ago. thats why she looked familiar. But I Did not read because me not a Fan of Lolis... :P
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    Here, if you are Interested in reading:
    174155

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  • IJN Shimakaze 4.0 years ago

    @Adithecat3459
    Either you did not read the build's Description, or you need more WWII History Lesson; This ship is not American. It's Japanese.
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    IJN Shimakaze is Imperial Japan's Fastest Destroyer, and Carried the Most Torpedoes. She was Sunk on November 1944 by Aircrafts from Taskforce 38.
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    Her name is Derived from 2 words "Shima" meaning Island "and Kaze" meaning wind....

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  • International Space Elevator 4.1 years ago

    Awww.... No Refugees included...
    Still Updooting! :D

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  • HMS Dio 4.1 years ago

    @Doomnolymo
    Haha, the Teaser Picture should Look like this:
    :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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    Click Link to view Picture

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  • Mobile Sale 4.1 years ago

    Devs, Please Help, My Game Keeps Crashing... Version 1.10

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  • maze 2020 4.1 years ago

    *Laughs in Strider 3 Lanza

    <<IT'S A BIG MAZE!>>

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  • Sukhoi SU-30 Flanker MKK/MK2 4.1 years ago

    @ALRX
    Haha No joke about that. As far as I know, the Su-30 Series has the Most Variants out of all Modern Russian Aircrafts. Yeah, you got a good reason to get confused there...

    XD

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  • Verglas Class Battlecruiser 4.1 years ago

    @Gluck
    Skypark City Fleet??
    I don't remember the ships to be that Distanced from one another...
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    Anyways, nice build... :D
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    Good to know somebody saw the Potential of me Hotdog Missile... :3

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  • Flak Cannon (With Proximity Detonation Shells) 4.1 years ago

    @GamaRi123
    The way you speak... Sorry... I Serve no human....

    All my Projects are now Oriented on a Straight line... Cannot Deviate on it.... Sorry

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  • GKN SIMBA 4.2 years ago

    No no no no NO!!!

    I Highly Disagree that This is from the Philippine Army!!
    I am Filipino, so if this is from the Philippine Army, Then Where is the ANTI-RPG WOOD ARMOR???

    I Highly Disagree!!!
    I Highly Disagree!!!
    I Highly Disag-REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

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  • LF-22 F.2M -MIKU COLOR- 4.2 years ago

    Wuuuut???
    The Plane uses the Co.F.F.In. System?????
    Let me Guess, the Z.O.E. AI Controlling the Aircraft is Miku...
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Siren Head 4.4 years ago

    Seriously, Why is Everyone so Afraid of Siren head Lately???

    I mean, That Thing is Slow, Can be Seen from Miles away, and Easy to Bring Down. Ever Ask what happens if you shoot a 2 guage on its legs? Or if you got Budget, Get an RPG and Aim for its chest section, Or Better, ask the Military to shove an Anti-Ship Missile Up its Nuts.
    If it manages to grab you, then throw a Grenade at its Mouth and See what Happens..

    To be Honest, Its the Things that are Too Small to see like Pathogens and Diseases that everyone should be Afraid of, not this Honky and Wonky Skinny Boiii...

    Nice Build though.... :D

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  • R-111 Mjolnir 4.4 years ago

    wHy dOeS iT's sHaPe lOoKs sO FaMiLiar?¿?¿



    *ADF-11 Laughs in Electro Static in the Background....

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  • The Submarine Battleship "Bakunawa" 4.4 years ago

    @Generalkrayt
    Yes... you Cared about the Lore... But a Single Cup of Water cannot Alter the Flow the of the River... It will be a Waste of Time for me to type all my Envisioned Lore of this ship if Actually 90% of People here in the Group Only Cares for the Build itself...
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    Your New to this Community. I have Played this Game Ever Since The USS Beast Looks like a Skittish Aircraft Carrier....
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    And I have Played this Game Long Enough for me Reach this Conclusion....

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  • THE ALICORN IS INSULTED!!!! 4.4 years ago

    @TheSolarFlare @UnguidedCylinder @gunkanmarch @Mitchellwi @SpartanValhalla @GarageEngineer @Thelegitpilot13 @sancziimrelajos @HarrisCraft @Viper_Z3R0 @Windworn
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    MY FELLOW SURMARINERS!!!! WILL WE LET THIS INSULT GO UN-PUNISHED??? I SAY NO!!!

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    Seriously, This guy just Insulted Project Aces's Best DLC Mission, and It Makes me so sad that there are people like this out there....

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  • << Don’t you see?! >> [TEASER] 4.5 years ago

    Holy SH--
    LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS BUILD!!!!
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    ITS EVEN BIGGER THEN THE USS BEAST!!!!
    Now This Is a Build Worth Spotlighting!
    Outstanding my Fellow Submariner!!

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  • Man’s Paradise 4.6 years ago

    No. NO NO NO NO NO!!!! You are Absolutely and Terribly Wrong!!!
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    HEAR ME AND THINK ABOUT THIS MY FELLOW MEN OF CULTURE!!! IS THIS POST A MAN'S PARADISE???? OR THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!

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    Open Picture this picture to a New Tab And Please Make sure you are alone

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Simple Planes World Record: Farthest Destroyed target by Missile. 4.6 years ago

    @Thelegitpilot13
    @FranzPeterSiegfried

    MY FELLOW SUBMARINERS!!!! HEHEHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!

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    WITNESS THE ALICORN'S FULL POWER!!!! HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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  • Area 88 - Tightrope Mission - Sample 4.6 years ago

    Heheheeee... Comrade Miko, I will give you Jar of Cookie if you make a Ship vs Ship Challenge map... Naval Battle... Yes yes... :3

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  • Scary submarine 4.7 years ago

    @Lorileni
    Nope.. The Auxiliary Hulls of this Alicorn is too Small. Not my Build

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  • Beta 1.9.202 4.7 years ago

    Devs, I have a Good Idea for a More Realistic Approach for the Cannons, How about The Bigger the Cannon Caliber, the Heavier it Becomes. But on the Plus Side, the Bigger the Cannon, the Bigger the Damage... :D

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  • "Hotdog" Anti-Molecular Air Superiority Missile 4.8 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    Sorry for the Late Reply. I am so Busy with my "Project ███████"
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    The Missile includes:
    maxRange="20000" maxTargetingAngle="360"
    maxSpeed="1000" maxFuelTime="1246"
    maxHeadingAngleAdjustmentRate="300"
    maxVelocityAngleAdjustmentRate="300"
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    Additionally, A all parts has:
    MassScale="0"
    DragScale="0"
    CalculateDrag="false"
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    AND SPRINKLE DEATH ALL OVER IT, AND THE FORMULA IS COMPLETE!!! *
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    HEHEHEAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

    😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

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  • ORB-01 Akatsuki Oowashi (5K Gold Special) 4.8 years ago

    @Alta2809
    Nooooo In Gundam Anime, If you Shoot at the Akatsuki with Laser Based Weapons, it will just Bounce to Either back to you or to something else... Simple Planes don't have that Feature... T_T

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  • ORB-01 Akatsuki Oowashi (5K Gold Special) 4.8 years ago

    Sadly, the Bullets on Simple Planes don't reflect when it Hits this Build unlike the Real one... T_T
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    Beautiful Build Though... :D

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  • Fire Assistance System - Computerized Ranging for Artillery 4.9 years ago

    Ey Mr. SnoWFLakE0s....
    I have a Challenge for you...
    Your Challenge, should you choose to accept it,
    Is to Build a Vehicle that Utilizes the new WaterProof code of the Missiles... May it be an Underwater Aircraft, or a Submarine.. :3

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  • A couple of revelations about cannons in SP 4.9 years ago

    Questions:

    • Can You Recode the MuzzleVelocity of the Bullets?
      if yes, what is the maximum?

    • Can you Remove the Muzzle Flash of the Cannon?

    • if Cannon MassScale="0", does the Bullet also gets affected by the Recode?

    • Does the Caliber of the Bullet Affect the Damage inflicted to Target?

    • Can you recode the function of the Cannon like [ function="AirToAir" ]

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  • VLS (Vertical Launching System) II 5.0 years ago

    @Stargazzer
    Do me a Favor tol:
    Make me proud by creating the BEST CRUISE MISSILE SUBMARINE...
    😛 😛 😛 😛 😛
    :

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  • Socrux S.CC-1 Uranus 5.0 years ago

    Come on you Stupid Drones!! Let's End this!!--
    Oh... Wrong plane....

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  • Bubble Ship 5.0 years ago

    OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THE LITTLE FIGURINE INSIDE THE COCKPIT!!!!!!!
    Thumbs Up to this Build

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  • Pocket Battleship (BRP Bohol) 5.1 years ago

    BRP???? WTF!!!
    That ship should have the face of President Duterte at the Back... :P

    Or Maybe... Put the Word "P*tang Ina" under it... :P :P :P :P :P

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  • Mitsubishi J8M Shusui 5.2 years ago

    Its Sooooo Stable!!!!

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  • Kirov Airship 5.2 years ago

    Hehee... Red Alert 3 be like
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    "Oh my.... Thats a Lot of Kirovs you have there... heheheeeeee"
    -Yuriko Omega giggling SADISTICALLY...

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  • SimpleRockets 2 - Mobile Beta Signup 5.2 years ago

    Andrew Garrison, Can I have a Suggestion to be added on the new Update for Simple Planes? (That is, if you are still planning to Update Simple Planes)
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    - Thrust Vectoring Capabilities for the Blasto BFE120 Engine(Because there are planes that has this; Example is the Su-30SM, Su-35, Su-47, F-18 HARV.)
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    - Improved Physics for Planes in Stall Speed (Planes performing Post Stall Maneuvers have a tendency to Glitch out of Control)
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    - Continues Tracks (Tank Tracks)
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    - New Islands
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    - AI Modern Destroyers that can Intercept Missiles like the one on Ice Base
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    - Missiles will not "Die Off" when it touches water. (Re-code the Missiles programming as: If (Missile Hit Water at Speed 1000+mph) Then (Missile = Null);
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    - And Lastly; Clouds (Clouds can break Missile Lock; Tested and Proven in Real Life as Clouds can cause Radar Degradation. and it Hides Heat Signatures from Planes.)
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    But Of course, it is Up to you Devs to consider my suggestions of course, Who am I to Ask someone so big from you devs... :D

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  • A-10C Thunderbolt II 5.2 years ago

    BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT.....
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    HHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS......

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  • Sukhoi Su-37 Terminator [Project] 5.3 years ago

    Please make it Bellow 1000 Parts... T_T

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  • London Monitor (Bottom Half) 5.3 years ago

    @holographic163
    We both LOVE the London Monitor... :P
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    But If you really want a Challenge AND something New, I recommend your Next Creation is either the Ausmerzer, or Eva's Hammer... :3
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    If you choose the Eva'h Hammer, I can teach you how to make your Build Submerge... :D

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  • Thank you for Gold! 5.3 years ago

    Congrats! :D
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    Hehe.. That Pic....Kawaii Chibi... :3

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  • MiG-29M2 (MiG-35) 5.3 years ago

    Can it do the Cobra Maneuver? :3

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  • XR-45 Cariburn 5.4 years ago

    Finally!!! Someone Created the Carriburn!!!
    Upvoting!!

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  • Junkers Ju-87 B-2 "Stuka Bomber" 5.5 years ago

    Save name is Stuka Blyat.... Nice one tol...
    XD

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  • Arsenal Bird 5.8 years ago

    I have an Idea! :D

    If you know how to make Custom Missiles, you can Disguise an AA Missile into a Drone.. in that way it will look like that the drone is Attacking an Enemy Aircraft... :D
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    But wait, It will increase the part count from 251 to 951.... Well, it's your choice... :D

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  • CA Prinz Eugen 1941.3 6.4 years ago

    WHY DOES THE BEST CREATIONS HATES MY LAPTOP SO VERY MUCH?!?!?!
    T_T
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    Please comrade, make this build at least 900 parts only.
    Prinz Eugen is one of my Favorite Warship... T_T

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  • Typhoon class SSBN 6.6 years ago

    Can you make this into a More Part-Efficient one? (Less Parts)
    I do HIGHLY appreciate that its very Well Detailed, But it LAGS my Laptop my Hell...T_T

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  • Vanitatum-class Dreadnaught, Vanitatum 1.4 years ago

    @ShiroNeko

    In Kivotos, Each student's Halo is unique... There are no students with Similar Halo. Even Momoi and Midori has Different Halos... (LETS NOT INCLUDE MOB-CHAN).... And I Unintentionally Memorized all of the Student's Halos...
    And thats Azusa's Halo right there... :P :P :P :P :P

    Though should Vanitas Vanitatum be on Arius Squad? Azusa has already found a meaning in life... They still have not... ESPECIALLY MADOK-- I mean... Especially Misaki...

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  • A Sad and Abrupt Halt... 3.4 years ago

    @Thelegitpilot13
    No need, my body exploded together with my plane. So nobody bothered creating a grave...
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    Anyways, need something?

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