2,186 1gecko Comments

  • Guess who is gonna work with Lockheed Martin! 4.1 years ago

    @TheDerpingMemes it’s very hard to believe that this is real for the fact that Lockheed Martin is a military producer and the fact of how they and gonna build a plane from simpleplanes is highly unlikely cause the plane is designed to fly in simpleplanes and simpleplanes physics is unrealistic and you are a civilian you probably don’t have a degree in science/engineering so this is most likely fake

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  • I know what previous posts think of this but... 3.9 years ago

    No offence but I’m happy he got banned his builds were honestly getting too many upvotes then they should of and you could build some of his builds in a few minutes he got platinum way to fast

    +6
  • Stop spending money on vehicles spend it on cat girls 3.5 years ago

    Ew cat girls suck and are overrated
    Cars are way better you dopehead

    +5
  • . 4.1 years ago

    I bloody hate anime
    And the fact that they put it on WW2 vehicles feels like it’s offensive to the soldiers who fought using them....

    Alright now because I said my opinion all the dopey weebs are gonna be angry and start another war.

    +4
  • 110,115,120...124? 4.3 years ago

    Looks like math has taken some meth...this is a joke

    +4
  • Jundroo team plz add rain (stormy, overcast, and broken clouds and light-heavy fog) and thunder/lightning 4.1 years ago

    Ah yes and a slider to how powerful the rain is so the rain can kill planes..............................

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  • What???!!! XD 4.1 years ago

    top ten things you see before you die

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  • Why does no one use emojis? 4.4 years ago

    ⟒⋔⍜⟊⟟’⌇ ⏃⍀⟒ ⏁⍀⏃⌇⊑
    That says emoji’s are trash in Alien btw

    Ę̶͖̓̀̇̔͊͐͂̎̒̃͠m̴̧̧̧̟̣̪̝̬̬̳̟͉̬̀̄̑̅̈́̍̀̈́̑̊̉̓ờ̴̠̺̮̣̩͙̝̦͓̟̤̹̘̐͛̀ͅj̵̢̫̺̬͍̯̤̗̙͔̦̒͌̒̏͌̀͘̚̕ỉ̸̥͇̖̼̖̝̯̹̩̒̓’̵̧̰͙̎̇̾́̀̋͑̍́š̶̡̘̖̮̭̭͒ ̶̢̤͖̮͇̦̺̯̭͈͕̞͗͋̈́̇̋̀̇̀͒͘͘a̸̡̨̡̪͖͙̝͇̬̅́̍̌̿̇̔ŗ̵̟̫̟̾̇́̈́̈́͗̊͌͂̐̚͘͘͝ȅ̶̥ ̷̮̥̆̋̎͋͆̅̕͝ç̴̢̢̪̩͍̮͎̝̥̩͙̟̯̓͂̉́ṟ̵͇͙͍̹̩͋̀̉̂͆̓i̶̩̾̄̔̅͊̆̏͆͌̈́͘n̷̡͔̗̹̲̘̣̞̲͚̙̲̼̆̍̌̊̒̈̍g̶̨̧̛̯͚̯͔͙̤̝̘̟̩̜̉̇̃̈̕ę̴̨̛͚͓̝̜̩̱̦͛̉̏̓͂̀̀̔͊̔̕͝ ̶̛̘̬̘͚͔̰͉̺̘̭̬͙̒̋̅͒̀á̵̰͙͉͔̣̲͍̹̀̎̊̇̒̎͗̕͝͝ṡ̸͉̘̟̳͉̫͇͇͔̿̎̐̇ͅ ̷̟͔͚͔̜͓̣̽̈́͌̈́̒̀̕͘h̷̢̘̼̫̞̣͉̹̤̠̦̎̐͑̈́̔͛̃̀̌ȩ̷̨̢̗̹̩̼͍̬͖̠̯̰̓͜l̵̩̙̖̭͈̣̜̮̭̎̀̋͐̌͛́̇̕̚̕͝͠l̶̠̝̲̣͉͓̜̙̞̠̣̹̼̩͒͗̇

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  • Gato Class Submarine (Pacific WAR Challenge) 4.4 years ago

    Hey did you know
    That Gato is cat in Portuguese and how I know is because I am half Portuguese

    +3
  • Change the points system 4.4 years ago

    I agree and I am so trash at building anyways I have a fixed mindset and I always give up after a few minutes of working and like I want to build robots but making them walk is so god damn hard so I give up
    I hate life :c
    And I always lose in everything and I am that fat kid at school who thinks he is funny but I only have 1 true friend...
    My life is terrible :c

    +3
  • Droideka V1 4.5 years ago

    flash backs of me getting rekt by these in LEGO Star wars

    +3
  • A Forum a Day, Keep the Mods away... 3.7 years ago

    No here is a good one
    A forum about SP 2 makes the devs throw their upvotes away

    +2
  • How do you block eternal darkness 3.7 years ago

    @EternalDarkness you should just ban him

    +2
  • Why am I black? 3.7 years ago

    And I’m a random person who rants about the truth that internet people don’t wanna admit

    +2
  • When is the next update 3.8 years ago

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    +2
  • I got an email from the duolingo owl 3.8 years ago

    You got a message from a dead meme and he is asking u to revive him

    +2
  • Super Tiny Beta (v1.10.105) 4.0 years ago

    @Vecton5 you realise it’s apples fault for Apple users not being able to use mods

    +2
  • I made a nuclear bomb in simpleplanes iOS?? 4.1 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii tbh if they added a point amount to the picture posting then they should’ve made it way way way easier to put a photo in unlike using a hard link for new people

    +2
  • How does one stabilize an aircraft without using a vertical stabilizer? 4.2 years ago

    Make a big stabiliser/or as big as u want then use XML to make it tiny and put it in the plane

    +2
  • Hey guys, I have returned 4.3 years ago

    Hey mate I’m Randomdoggo if you don’t know...
    And if u remember my MemeLord21 or MemeBoi1 name I changed it to AustralianBoi
    Anyways welcome back to drama land

    +2
  • SimplePlanes... In Real Life, Part II 4.3 years ago

    Please tag me on all of these posts

    +2
  • Home made “gas mask” prop. 4.3 years ago

    Thats where all the milk went

    +2
  • [TEASER] CALLING ALL WEEBS!!!! 4.4 years ago

    Make the original for Christ sake
    Planes like this don’t deserve this paint
    But you are really talented in the first place :)

    +2
  • Top 10 Facts about Sodium Chloride 4.4 years ago

    @TheMachinist nah not doing it is better
    no lung cancer
    @SodiumChloride
    Only fish can smoke cause no lungs no lung cancer

    +2
  • I want to say something to all of you people 4.4 years ago

    Well looks like I’m always in the wrong no matter what and it seems some don’t care cough cough @asteroidbook345

    +2
  • Destruction System 4.4 years ago

    You don’t say
    When I crash my planes the only item left are the cockpit

    +2
  • Taking apart an old lawnmower V1 + How it works! 4.5 years ago

    We have a big fat green reel Mower with a engine And my dad decides to use it at like 7:00 am in the morning and it’s so loud XD

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  • Off topic post, but I can't help but to ask who here plays an instrument? 4.5 years ago

    Umm here’s one
    I have very high experience playing the dog bowl drum with some random sticks I found
    Very beautiful sound...

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  • [TEASER] "How Many Air Brakes Do You Want?" Me: YES 4.5 years ago

    @PointlessWhyshouldi
    Y e s

    +2
  • Roman Ballista (re-up) 4.5 years ago

    Very nice I love ballistas

    +2
  • Should armor be implemented into the game 3.5 years ago

    In the next 69420 years maybe

    +1
  • [TEASER 2] A Certainly Deadly Fridge 3.6 years ago

    Ngl but this tank is sooo overrated

    +1
  • ........... 3.6 years ago

    @PioThePioneer bruv just cause it’s the internet don’t mean sheet you don’t even know if it’s true or fake and honestly you can’t just say piss off depression and sadness and it’ll go away and you said it’s temporary like for Christ sakes it happens over a long period of time and people commit suicide from things like this and your saying stuff like lmfao , cringe and lul and no hate towards you but use your head

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  • So i start panelling my Planes. 3.6 years ago

    @rexzion funni

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  • how to make attractive thumbnails 3.6 years ago

    Mhm put anime girls on it
    (I hate anime and I almost had a stroke saying that)

    +1
  • Try to guess what this will be 3.6 years ago

    Car for lego man
    (Aka a high power RC traxxas rustler

    +1
  • So nice that this website is no longer infested with anime Loli builds 3.6 years ago

    Ah yes I agree with you cause anime sucks

    +1
  • I plan to get a new PC 3.6 years ago

    Building ur pc is the best cause it’s actually ez

    +1
  • creeper 3.6 years ago

    This meme is more dead then then the dinosaurs

    +1
  • Simpleplanes educations? 3.6 years ago

    Yes teach kids that if u crash a plane it disappears and your survive because a tiny cockpit looking block survives

    +1
  • What has SimplePlanes Taught you? 3.6 years ago

    That if u don’t like anime and furries that everyone hates you
    cough cough me cough cough

    +1
  • free to use planes THAT ARE LOW PART COUNT. 3.7 years ago

    Ah yes pay to use planes that other people make
    simpleplanes dies

    +1
  • Will there be a SP 2? 3.7 years ago

    @Grroro it’s a joke..but ok

    +1
  • Will there be a SP 2? 3.7 years ago

    Ok so I guess if u make a post about SP 2 u get upvotes by the devs

    +1
  • My Problem is that i Don't know Where to start When Building a Plane 3.7 years ago

    Start with the landing gear

    +1
  • gErMaN cOrSaIr 3.7 years ago

    @BarrumsPlanes it’s what happens when a platinum tells everyone to upvote dog crap

    +1
  • Unpopular Opinion. Are military boats overrated? 3.8 years ago

    @Teitochi missiles are usually more expensive and you can shoot faster with conventional cannons and I mean’t the navy could make a modern cruiser that has at least a few REAL cannons on it and some missiles

    +1
  • This Miata be looking kinda weird tho 3.8 years ago

    @PapaKernels @tsampoy those light poles are even hotter

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  • Unpopular Opinion. Are military boats overrated? 3.8 years ago

    This is a bit off topic but the military thinks ICBMS and missiles and the key to everything and modern warships are pretty boring now cause it’s just one crappy small auto cannon some missile destroying mini guns and a crap ton of missiles and honestly if u was a designer for the navy I would bring back the cruisers with multiple cannons and make it hella modernised and maybe bring back the battleships and u can still for a couple missiles on them

    +1
  • Cooking Le Fish 3.9 years ago

    @KLM_747 well ur concept of roasting is as trash as you

    +1