@KnightOfRen oh, your bunker located at coordinates 20.7387° N, 156.9236° W, right? The one with the secret trap door entry under the grass, marked with a tree that has a specific engraving in it as to indicate the door’s location?
This is the kind of in-game lore that really impresses me, the kind of stuff reminiscent of the Cicada-3301 Incident. I love it when developers and mod creators do this kind of stuff, it really adds an intriguing level of mystery to the game.
Wtf is this
Why does this have so many upvotes
Please kill it
Why must this get 100+ upvotes
And actual good creations get like only 10
I’m done with this website’s bias
Game crashing after hours of building without saving
Pressing undo and accidentally dematerializing half the universe
Moving parts attaching to something they shouldn't, thoroughly ruining the entire plane
Needing to continuously ask for people to XML Mod stuff for you since Apple is too much of a bitch to allow us to mod
Trying to find that one tiny part that got mirrored over and over again, increasing the part count to well over acceptable, and decreasing your FPS to an irrational number
"Failed to mirror part because a part already exists on the other side of the aircraft"
Ohhhhh THAT’S why I have 103k! I didn’t think I’d win anything in this tbh, but man I’m glad I joined! Congrats to all other winners of the challenge too!
This is really cool, and you should feel damn proud of making it! I swear to god people get way too easily offended by the weirdest things, I’ll never understand it. Regardless, it’s nice to see the moderator team doing what’s right!
How many kids do you have to beat,
In order to make your government think,
Beat too much and they’ll get pissed,
SWAT Teams never miss. the sound of gunshots and death
I think there should also be a missile update with this: currently there are only two types as far as I know; Radar Guided, and Fire&Forget. There could be an addition of Heatseeking Missiles, which would make sense with the flares, considering that flares are white-hot chunks of magnesium. There could also be a new missile added that’s similar to an AMRAAM, in the sense that it’s guided by it’s own radar, and is less susceptible to flares than a normal missile.
EASY AND EFFECTIVE SOLUTION:
First, use overload to remove aircraft collisions from the engine, so that it can phase through objects.
Next, take a detacher, and set it’s detach force to a completely ridiculous number, try 1E+38.
Then, attach the VTOL Engine to the detacher, and make sure the detacher is aiming upwards.
Finally, set the detacher’s activation group to AG-8, so that it’s immediately activated the moment you spawn in.
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If done correctly, the VTOL Engine should get launched quintillions of miles into the air, and have a roughly zero percent chance of coming back down. Due to how VTOL Engines work, it’ll still provide thrust to the VTOL Thrusters, even though it’s probably several million light years away from your craft. VTOL Thrusters don’t need to be above water to function, so this will allow the craft to work just fine, even if it’s completely submerged underwater!
Custom landing gear is difficult, and even if it looks almost exactly like the default landing gear, it still shows the viewer of the aircraft that you didn’t just hastily attach landing gear parts onto the aircraft, and leave it like that. It shows that you took the time to pour your building efforts into something that could easily be achieved in 10 seconds, when instead, you make it custom, and unique.
Oh boy, here we go...
If this post is for real, and it isn’t just a random sh*tpost for laughs, then please for the love of God and all things holy, let your son have a SP account! If he loves aircraft and aviation as much as we do, let him have this! If he wants to post his own aircraft creations here, let him! I understand you’re trying to be a safe parent, but there’s nothing worse than preventing your child from doing something they love, solely because of being overprotective. Also, seeing that this account is only an hour old, I can tell that you only made this account to ask this question in particular, so clearly you know how to set up an account as well as make a forum post, so I can only assume you’re familiar with technological related things. Going by this logic, I can also tell that you yourself aren’t exactly “afraid” of using the internet, so why should you apply that same fear in the form of a restriction to your child? It just doesn’t seem fair in my opinion, although I could be wrong. I have what I feel are overprotective parents, believe me, I’m all too familiar with the subject. Now I will ask, what are the rules like around your household? Does everyone follow these rules of monitored technology use? Or is it just the 12 year old? Are there any other children in the household, or just the one?
At this point, you may be reading this and thinking to yourself, “Boy, if this user is so triggered about what I’ve posted here, imagine what OTHER users would be like!!” If that’s the case, than you’d be wrong. The SimplePlanes community is one of the nicest I’ve ever seen, we’re all generally friendly to each other, we support each other’s creations and posts, and the moderators are generally fair and kind to us and one another. If you’re so afraid of letting your child have an SP account, consider the following: do you yourself use forms of social media, such as Reddit, Instagram, 9gag, or something else? If so, then you would know that people on the internet can and will be toxic or rude, but after being on SimplePlanes for a couple years at this point, I can only say that as far as I know, SimplePlanes has a very nice community, much nicer than most communities I’ve seen in social media. Sure, there are some pockets of toxicity here and there, but that’s the same with all communities. If you’re still uneasy about letting your child have an SP account after reading all this, then that’s your decision. Thank you for reading this, please consider what I’ve said.
At this very moment, with 1,002 upvotes, this aircraft has scored nearly half the points his account has ever acquired, at an astonishing 15,030 points earned by this aircraft!
@AndrewGarrison
@AndrewGarrison
@AndrewGarrison
Just contacting Andrew so he can experience this beautiful moment if he hasn't already seen it.
Excuse me Mr. Bus Driver, can I play with the howitzer this time? Bus Driver Not until next week, this time it's suzie's turn. Suzie Umm, Mr. Bus Driver, I think I just hit someone's car! Bus Driver Don't worry, it's ok to make mistakes! Just as long as you d- Suzie Well, in that case! BLAMKABOOMSCREAMING don't, get... carried away...
This is the only game in the world where you can do this, never change SimplePlanes, never change.
+9Petition to make this the new Stock P-51
+9@KnightOfRen oh, your bunker located at coordinates 20.7387° N, 156.9236° W, right? The one with the secret trap door entry under the grass, marked with a tree that has a specific engraving in it as to indicate the door’s location?
+9This is the kind of in-game lore that really impresses me, the kind of stuff reminiscent of the Cicada-3301 Incident. I love it when developers and mod creators do this kind of stuff, it really adds an intriguing level of mystery to the game.
+9Now THIS is an Avengers Level Threat!
+9What if his account is the SimplePlanes website itself...
+9Godammit 2020 takin everything from us
+9If possible, remove all drag points from this so that when you scale it up, it’s much easier to run.
+9Nope. I died and came back as pure energy. I can’t be stopped, and nothing ever will.
+9Wtf is this
+9Why does this have so many upvotes
Please kill it
Why must this get 100+ upvotes
And actual good creations get like only 10
I’m done with this website’s bias
@Armyguy1534 damn, this kid really needs to go back to flight school. Either that, or they scramble some F-16s on him, teach 'em a lesson.
+9Gotta love SimplePlanes.
+9I was born in the right generation...
+9AG1 - Flaps
+9AG2 - Tailhook
AG4 - Airbrake
AG5 - Landing lights
AG6 - Navigation lights
AG7 - Fold wings
AG8 - Disable Fly-by-Wire
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AG3 - "Am I a joke to you?"
Atleast this one actually functions and is decently useable, unlike the real one
+8A commented has player on a following you are post
+8Ohhhhh THAT’S why I have 103k! I didn’t think I’d win anything in this tbh, but man I’m glad I joined! Congrats to all other winners of the challenge too!
+8No, but the idea would work nicer if Winches had some slack to them, and weren’t constantly taut regardless of how extended they are
+8This is really cool, and you should feel damn proud of making it! I swear to god people get way too easily offended by the weirdest things, I’ll never understand it. Regardless, it’s nice to see the moderator team doing what’s right!
+8Don’t worry, she’s just a little shy. It’s their first time, a little bit of nervousness is to be expected.
+8I can’t imagine the sound it would make if a tank round hit that bucket full of reactive armor, just pching, CCHUUKCNFCKCUHUCLHHUCKHCUKCHUCKCHCHCUCKCK
+8Bababoobies lol
+8SimplePlanes, where every flight is a test flight!
+8How many kids do you have to beat,
+8In order to make your government think,
Beat too much and they’ll get pissed,
SWAT Teams never miss.
the sound of gunshots and death
I think there should also be a missile update with this: currently there are only two types as far as I know; Radar Guided, and Fire&Forget. There could be an addition of Heatseeking Missiles, which would make sense with the flares, considering that flares are white-hot chunks of magnesium. There could also be a new missile added that’s similar to an AMRAAM, in the sense that it’s guided by it’s own radar, and is less susceptible to flares than a normal missile.
+8@WiiWiiTheMini oH GOD
+8I just checked my comment from earlier and it has 31 upvotes lmao
Heavy: Doctor, are you sure this will work?
Medic: Haha,
I
+8HAVENOIDEA!!!a player has commented on a post you are following
+8(those who follow this post, start the chain!)
EASY AND EFFECTIVE SOLUTION:
+8First, use overload to remove aircraft collisions from the engine, so that it can phase through objects.
Next, take a detacher, and set it’s detach force to a completely ridiculous number, try 1E+38.
Then, attach the VTOL Engine to the detacher, and make sure the detacher is aiming upwards.
Finally, set the detacher’s activation group to AG-8, so that it’s immediately activated the moment you spawn in.
|
If done correctly, the VTOL Engine should get launched quintillions of miles into the air, and have a roughly zero percent chance of coming back down. Due to how VTOL Engines work, it’ll still provide thrust to the VTOL Thrusters, even though it’s probably several million light years away from your craft. VTOL Thrusters don’t need to be above water to function, so this will allow the craft to work just fine, even if it’s completely submerged underwater!
Damn this is good, I hit my spotlight limit already so try to remind me tomorrow to spotlight this lol
+8Custom landing gear is difficult, and even if it looks almost exactly like the default landing gear, it still shows the viewer of the aircraft that you didn’t just hastily attach landing gear parts onto the aircraft, and leave it like that. It shows that you took the time to pour your building efforts into something that could easily be achieved in 10 seconds, when instead, you make it custom, and unique.
+8@Aztop033 you sound like a mobile game ad.
+8I’m actually f*cking crying with laughter this is funny as hell
+8Hi and welcome to Craig’s Crematory, “You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.” How may I help you today?
+8You should turn this into a challenge where people have to panel it, and whoever has the best design in your opinion wins!
+8Oh boy, here we go...
+8If this post is for real, and it isn’t just a random sh*tpost for laughs, then please for the love of God and all things holy, let your son have a SP account! If he loves aircraft and aviation as much as we do, let him have this! If he wants to post his own aircraft creations here, let him! I understand you’re trying to be a safe parent, but there’s nothing worse than preventing your child from doing something they love, solely because of being overprotective. Also, seeing that this account is only an hour old, I can tell that you only made this account to ask this question in particular, so clearly you know how to set up an account as well as make a forum post, so I can only assume you’re familiar with technological related things. Going by this logic, I can also tell that you yourself aren’t exactly “afraid” of using the internet, so why should you apply that same fear in the form of a restriction to your child? It just doesn’t seem fair in my opinion, although I could be wrong. I have what I feel are overprotective parents, believe me, I’m all too familiar with the subject. Now I will ask, what are the rules like around your household? Does everyone follow these rules of monitored technology use? Or is it just the 12 year old? Are there any other children in the household, or just the one?
At this point, you may be reading this and thinking to yourself, “Boy, if this user is so triggered about what I’ve posted here, imagine what OTHER users would be like!!” If that’s the case, than you’d be wrong. The SimplePlanes community is one of the nicest I’ve ever seen, we’re all generally friendly to each other, we support each other’s creations and posts, and the moderators are generally fair and kind to us and one another. If you’re so afraid of letting your child have an SP account, consider the following: do you yourself use forms of social media, such as Reddit, Instagram, 9gag, or something else? If so, then you would know that people on the internet can and will be toxic or rude, but after being on SimplePlanes for a couple years at this point, I can only say that as far as I know, SimplePlanes has a very nice community, much nicer than most communities I’ve seen in social media. Sure, there are some pockets of toxicity here and there, but that’s the same with all communities. If you’re still uneasy about letting your child have an SP account after reading all this, then that’s your decision. Thank you for reading this, please consider what I’ve said.
At this very moment, with 1,002 upvotes, this aircraft has scored nearly half the points his account has ever acquired, at an astonishing 15,030 points earned by this aircraft!
+8@AndrewGarrison
@AndrewGarrison
@AndrewGarrison
Just contacting Andrew so he can experience this beautiful moment if he hasn't already seen it.
Ahh, 2019, a magical place where nobody can have an opinion.
+8Although yes I do disagree.
"Can I have
+8vertical stabilizer?""
Vertical stabilizermachine 🅱️roke.""Understandable, have a nice day."
This is amazing, I'm confused as to why Radar like this isn't just a default thing in the game!
+8He Protecc
+8He Atacc
But most importantly,
He come bacc
I swear if this gets as many upvotes as that other entry to this challenge, (The entry that is literally nothing) imma yeet myself off a cliff.
+8Sneak 100
+8Illusion 100
@ShiptyTheLucario DIS N#GGA EATIN' BEANS
+8I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
+8Excuse me Mr. Bus Driver, can I play with the howitzer this time? Bus Driver Not until next week, this time it's suzie's turn. Suzie Umm, Mr. Bus Driver, I think I just hit someone's car! Bus Driver Don't worry, it's ok to make mistakes! Just as long as you d- Suzie Well, in that case! BLAM KABOOM SCREAMING don't, get... carried away...
+8How in the actual hell did you do this, what sort of Funky Trees belkan bullshite is going on here? This is both impressive and freakin awesome!
+7@frogbot4000 idk someone who’s actually a liberal may get mad for literally no reason lmao
+7@WormWithLegs 1 horsepower
+7Probably fake, or supported by an invalid source.
+7