21.7k Brendorkus Comments

  • what is the scariest part about sp? 3.9 years ago

    Let me tell you a story of old
    In a time when everything was gold
    There was a person who made a Corsair
    And although it hardly had any flair
    It was given upvotes, from everywhere
    We humans became mad
    The mods laughed at this fad
    But it’s over, and we don’t talk about this here
    For anyone who does, his forum shall disappear

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  • Name Change 3.9 years ago

    Imagine you let out a big, juicy fart. You laugh to yourself, and then your pants are wet. Crap! You say to yourself. As you bolt over to the bathroom, and sit in the toilet, and look down. You’re now crapping blood.

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  • Q and A with Me 4.0 years ago

    Give me your credit card number, and add “1” to the end. That way, I won’t know what it is!

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  • backless stool 4.1 years ago

    You have 5 minutes to delete this post, delete your account, and change your identity.

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  • basically moderators 4.1 years ago

    I’m so pissed off that I’m not even going to upvote, so ha!

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  • its my birthday 4.2 years ago

    I would sing happy birthday to you, but Disney owns the song, and they already hate me enough for making their helicarrier without permission...

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  • pet the andrew 4.2 years ago

    Delete this

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  • Hitler's crappy wounder weapon 4.2 years ago

    Not gonna lie, Nazis were pretty good engineers.

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  • VAZ 2103 4.2 years ago

    This is criminally underrated

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  • Smoothened VS Original 4.2 years ago

    Sorry, but I don’t see any difference.

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  • New update bug: The underwater Camera(????) 4.2 years ago

    Congratulations! You singlehandedly managed to bend the fabric of our reality.

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  • Dank Meme #3 (Moderator Edition) 4.3 years ago

    I know. But you see, this cannot be removed! It’s a simple spell, but quite unbreakable. @Mage2IsTriggered

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  • Musca 4.3 years ago

    Your right, I don’t exist. In fact, none of this is real. The accident was 2 weeks ago, it’s time to let go. @switdog08

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  • Has Anyone Else been blocked by Bogdan for no reason at all? 4.3 years ago

    This may get taken down.

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  • Steve the Pigeon 4.3 years ago

    I have a similar story called Morgan The Sparrow. A little while back, I was taking the trash out, and I saw a tiny, featherless baby sparrow. It was shivering out in the cold, so my family took it in. We named him Morgan, as we had no idea if it was a girl or a boy. Anyway, we nursed the bird back to good health, and he eventually started to like us. He would let us hold him, and sometimes he would crap in our hands, and sometimes he would not. Then one day, a miracle happened. He learned how to fly! He was a beautiful pet sparrow that would fly around our house. Then, after about 4 months, we knew we had to let him go. We brought him outside, but he wouldn’t fly away. He loved us too much. We did the same thing over the course of two weeks. He flew away eventually.

    Morgan, wherever you are, I hope your doing well!

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  • This will stop your fears 4.3 years ago

    Yes, but then the killers would be infected. And then, the funeral home people will be infected.

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  • Gordon 4.4 years ago

    Only OG Thomas fans will understand, thank you for this flash of nostalgia.

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  • An Actual Discrace To The SP Community. 4.4 years ago

    Ok, there is a number of things wrong with both sides of this situation. Whether you think that build deserved all of its upvotes is up to you, but if your upvoting it as a joke that is making fun of the plane, you are in the wrong. If you are upvoting it because you truly believe it is deserving of your 15 points, go for it. It’s hard to say who’s right or wrong here.

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  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting 4.4 years ago

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  • Today I learned.. 4.4 years ago

    I also learned something...
    I thought Harvard was in England until I was twelve. Best part? I’m currently 13...

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  • How do I speed limit engines? 4.5 years ago

    I don’t know if it’s possible. But if it is, it’s probably some mile long funky trees code.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.0 years ago

    Your still in place after four years and the second one is like 500 upvotes below you, you should still be in first a looooong time from now...

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    1000 upvotes! I rarely get over ten upvoted per plane!!!

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  • I found Belugasub! 5.1 years ago

    belugasub and Tully, eating bread together...

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  • J-20[Chengdu]Weilong 1.9 years ago

    Bing chilling

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  • German Corsair 2.0 years ago

    aw hell naw not again

    Delet this shiz

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  • AUTO KORRECT 2.3 years ago

    Not moderator, my ass. This man is the most intimidating kreature on earth @DeveloperKorzalerke

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  • VRuilding Challenges 3.1 years ago

    I’ve been on this site a while, and I’ve seen that a player’s popularity is a HUGE factor in what people upvote. Ask people who have been here longer, and they’ll say the same thing. @Chopper18

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  • VRuilding Challenges 3.1 years ago

    Then the devs don’t have to be judges. Just select random players. But I’m of we have an upvote scoring system, all of the points will just go to the most popular player, and that imbalances everything. @pedro16797

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  • First Person Shooting Game 3.8 years ago

    Every day, we get closer to running Simple Planes inside Simple Planes.

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  • Meme Cat 3.9 years ago

    All of SP: The woman yelling

    Spicyninja:

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  • Poor mobile users 4.0 years ago

    You and me? We’re mobile users. We don’t have access to all those fancy mods, yet we can make decent builds. Don’t let this stop you. @Skylerthedrawer

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  • REMINDER TO JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER 4.0 years ago

    REMINDER TO DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU WILL FIND A TURD IN YOUR PILLOW TONIGHT @WiiMini

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  • My nerves are in a critical stage 4.0 years ago

    Listen man, your entering a dark phase right now. I don’t know you, or anything about you. But, I do care about you, were all friends here. I’m not very good with comforting talks, so here is the suicide hotline. 800-273-8255 When your done, put on some comfy clothes, pet a dog or cat (if you have one), make something to eat, and watch a movie. Stay safe, buddy.

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  • Yamanote line -E235 4.1 years ago

    If this doesn’t get at least 50 upvotes I’m going to get pissed.

    Edit: I’m pissed

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  • S.S.D. Executor 2020 4.2 years ago

    How is this not featured?

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  • Flying backward through the bridge. 4.2 years ago

    Nice! I love how the engines individually turn like that.

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  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4.2 years ago

    I don’t need this. I’m already an expert on how to not get upvotes!

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  • One-way glass technology demonstrator. 4.2 years ago

    Useful for interrogation rooms for... personal purposes...

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  • “Retirement”: Updated profile and new lifestyle 4.2 years ago

    Choose gaming, who cares about the future?

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  • You're pretty cool 4.2 years ago

    You raised my self esteem for a second, but it was ruined when I clicked on it!

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  • How kpop ruined my relationship 4.3 years ago

    I will never feel your pain. Jokes on you because I don’t have a girlfriend! (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

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  • I'm taking a break. 4.3 years ago

    I’m sad to see you go, but remember that this is the least toxic community you’ll ever find.

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  • This needs to stop! 4.3 years ago

    Usually better to mention a good thing, and then something that they could improve. It’s called constructive criticism.

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  • Flip The Bottle Challange F.T.B.C [OPEN] 4.3 years ago

    I cheated by putting a gyroscope on it! [:<

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  • AT-AT (All Terrain-Attack Thomas) 4.3 years ago

    What can I saaaaaay except,
    delete this

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.3 years ago

    Check your mailbox. The lawsuit forms will be there shortly. @KnightOfRen

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  • Lunar observation 4.3 years ago

    I had no idea there even was a moon. Whenever it’s night, I just fast forward it to day.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.3 years ago

    Some people would call this the German Corsair of 2015. I call this art.

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  • (Official) tank tracks in SP 4.3 years ago

    I doubt they will add this anytime soon. But, they did add tank cannons, so maybe some day.

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