2,368 CallsignGizmo Comments

  • [CLOSED] Electronic Warfare and Battlefield Awareness Program (AWACS Challenge) 22 days ago

    Arrggg I forgot about this! Someone yell at me to finish this

  • (Closed) [50 Upvote Prize!] The Modern Bomber Challenge! 24 days ago

    I agree, read your Bible, kids

    +3
  • [PEA] F-16 thunder birds 27 days ago

    Man, the Thunderbirds are so cool
    As a bonus, they actually fly. I went to see the Blue Angels twice and both times the canceled due to weather

  • GIANT FricKING BOMB 27 days ago

    smol

  • BTL-B Y-Wing one month ago

    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
    Just looking at the Flanker I can guarantee that it's not bigger than a 737.
    The Su-27 is ~70 feet long and the 737, depending on the variant, is ~95-145 feet long

    +1
  • depresso one month ago

    Women really do be giving these out to guys

    +1
  • BTL-B Y-Wing one month ago

    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
    Which ones?

    +1
  • BTL-B Y-Wing one month ago

    I guess it makes sense, given that it's capable of functioning in a vacuum. I just find it bizarre that a two seat craft is larger than a B-17.

    Actually now looking at the F-111, once again I'm ruining my own arguments. The F-111 has a somewhat similar role to the Y-Wing and is also only two seats

    +1
  • BTL-B Y-Wing one month ago

    @Vivo665
    Because they're sick

  • BTL-B Y-Wing one month ago

    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
    They are?

    +1
  • BTL-B Y-Wing one month ago

    There's no way that size comparison is to scale

    I take that back I just searched up it's size

    +1
  • Simple Planes Halloween Challenge one month ago

    SPOOPY

  • [PH] Sabrah one month ago

    I’d just say widen the hull and maybe make the tracks stick down less. That might make it look even better

    +1
  • Toyota engine 2 months ago

    Toy Yoda

  • I highly regret this... 2 months ago

    Eh that’s nothing

  • World war I Fighter Challenge 2 months ago

    🛩
    And same question here why no fictional biplanes?

    +2
  • Bananacraft Mk. III (PEA) 2 months ago

    "It's the most beautiful thing I ever seen in my life! It's a bah-nana-nah... NEXT TO A BAH-NANA-NAH!" - some guy on the internet

    +6
  • weapons challenge[CLOSED] 2 months ago

    Can I change the size of Timy? I just made a rifle to scale, but ignored Timy’s massive size

    +1
  • Aeroplane 2 months ago

    AHHH NOOOOOO NOT AN AEROPLANE NO
    ITS AN AIRPLANE NOT AN AEROPLANE BUT AEROPLANE ISN’T WRONG
    CURSE THIS STUPID LANGUAGE

  • World War II Challenge (Closed) 2 months ago

    Why do I see this the day it closes?

    +1
  • Su57 2 months ago

    How dare you not be a plane lover

    +1
  • meow 262 2 months ago

    "WTF IS A KILOMETER?"
    It's a German plane, *they use kilometers.

    +1
  • billybob billington III 2 months ago

    @nukethefrench
    No way, I finally have a friend other than my 20 or so friends I somehow already have!

    +1
  • billybob billington III 2 months ago

    Will he be my friend?

  • modded cannons challenge! 2 months ago

    If you put whatever world you want to be the link between [] and the weblink itself between () you can have a link in the text
    Examples: [Word or words go here](link goes here) Link

  • (Tutorial) The Basics Of Creating Digital Flight Displays Using Text Labels: 2 months ago

    @TheFlightGuySP
    Thanks!
    ● and ○ work, but ◯ shows a hollow square instead.
    On a similar note, do you know if there is any way to make labels disappear via glass for reflex sights?
    Example

    +1
  • (Tutorial) The Basics Of Creating Digital Flight Displays Using Text Labels: 2 months ago

    @Stanmich
    Something to make a perfect circle? A hollow one I mean. That would be very useful for gunsights

  • TheMouse 3 months ago

    @Graingy
    No I mean people think ANY firearm if it has a short barrel is easily concealed

  • TheMouse 3 months ago

    “ I've no idea where their machine gun is. Maybe it's concealed carry?” Funny joke but it’s sad how people think that any gun can be concealed

  • TheMouse 3 months ago

    SHOOT IT

  • Making a Functioning Reflex Sight For Use in a HUD 3 months ago

    @DrMinh
    It’s been over a year since your last post, but hopefully you’re still active
    Have you made any headway on the version with labels?

  • Mack MRU600 Trash Truck WM - AMREP HX-450-FL 3 months ago

    Little 6 year old me would be in love with this build. Little present me (I'm 5'4" still physically little lol) has since moved on to loving aircraft instead of tractors, garbage trucks, and other vehicles of the sort, but they will always have a soft spot in my heart
    Why the heck did this comment get so long?

  • SP felt silent... 3 months ago

    @ComradeSandman
    When you're friends with me, you barely have time to speak. That's not much of an exaggeration

    +1
  • Sup guys 3 months ago

    Sup

  • Please stop stealing the lightbulbs. 3 months ago

    It's the only thing that helps me cope with not seeing her for almost two years...

    +1
  • Mitsubishi P-39N-0 Airacobra (V1.0) 3 months ago

    No comment

  • Backwards P-51D lol 3 months ago

    Gives me vibes of that Mythbusters episode

  • simple mig15 (15 parts) 3 months ago

    bro my gaming pc can't run this

    Too many parts

    +2
  • COMAC C919'S LANDINGGEAR 3 months ago

    @A380istheGOAT
    Fax

  • COMAC C919'S LANDINGGEAR 3 months ago

    @A380istheGOAT
    I regret to inform you, but the B747 is the GOAT

    +2
  • Money 3 months ago

    I like money too

    +2
  • [CLOSED] Electronic Warfare and Battlefield Awareness Program (AWACS Challenge) 3 months ago

    Sorry, guys, I've been putting off the announcement of the winners. I've just lost motivation for this and it went to making music. The announcement will be soon... probably

  • Ice Cube 3 months ago

    We doin songs now?
    Here's one for you:
    I was half awake
    Flying down the interstate
    Mesmerized by power lines and blighted dour estates

    And all the things I just felt
    Somewhere in the rust belt
    Wondering how many times can a heart melt
    It's somewhat pedantic
    But your outline against the Atlantic
    Well it's idyllic and highly romantic

    Oh in a dream
    Oh, I took several transfers to the G Line
    Now Bushwick Inlet's just to our right
    I'd never seen Manhattan at night
    I said it's lovely, you said that's right

    Sidewalks, brownstones, and street posts
    They line my dreams in complete rows
    On cold days she wears a peacoat
    While staring out from the east coast

    A furtive glance as the fields roll
    A stray outsider that she knows
    Could I be someone you need most
    When I'm so far from the East Coast
    (The song is Brown Study by Vansire, go listen to it)

  • F-14J Samurai Cat 3 months ago

    I have to say this is one of the best tomcat wing sweep mechanisms I’ve seen. This is as close to how the real thing as you can get in SimplePlanes

    +1
  • SimpleMonster 3 months ago

    AAAHHHHHHHH

    +1
  • General Aviation Challenge 3 months ago

    "NO STEALING, YOU ARE POO IF YOU STEAL FROM PEOPLE"
    -DogThatMakesPlanes
    That is my favorite insult
    Also you made me look :(

  • F-14J Samurai Cat 3 months ago

    @alphaKiloMike
    *Helmet screen

    +1
  • FK-16 Red Dog 3 months ago

    But…
    It’s not a dog
    And it’s not red!

  • Balance thingy icon 3 months ago

    It is the forces/ center of mass/lift/thrust thingy

    +2
  • Mi mi 26 3 months ago

    Helibopter