50.4k RepublicOfCursedPlanes Comments

  • Don't Click Upvote 1.5 years ago

    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Don't Click Upvote 1.5 years ago

    It’s evident that the people who have visited this forum post have the sufficient intellect to resist the primal temptation to click the upvote button, and I applaud them.

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  • CPA-2 SURFUR [TEASER] 1.5 years ago

    T

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  • Map editor leaked 1.5 years ago

    @100 because it’s funny to our broken sense of humour

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  • Are Challenges dying? 1.5 years ago

    @Kangy 1. true, although there are still some users like WinsWings who consistently make challenges
    2. the quality of builds hasn't declined; it's just that the standard has increased. Look at builds from 6-7 years ago and compare them to present-day builds.

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  • Pipe bomb accompanied by mail box 1.6 years ago

    Shouldn't it be the other way round-

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  • Nuclear Lego Brick 1.6 years ago

    Me trying to figure out how a fighter jet evolved into a lego brick:

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  • Wright W-2000 [10K SPECIAL] 1.6 years ago

    @airlinerbuilder I mean it does, that’s why it has a navigator’s station. Also, it knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air".

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  • Wright W-2000 [10K SPECIAL] 1.6 years ago

    @ThatRandomCouchPotato
    @ApplePies84
    @SlowSeline82

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  • Wright W-2000 [10K SPECIAL] 1.6 years ago

    @Hiimakeplanes
    @xNotDumb
    @Brololxd

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  • AirSus A320 (what) 1.6 years ago

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s amogus-

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  • UCH-74 TRANZERATOP 1.6 years ago

    First here!
    Now I’ll watch this heli hit 30+ upvotes

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  • Creeper Awww man 1.6 years ago

    aww man

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  • AI Generated Plane ViperStrike 1.6 years ago

    The engines are really goofy ngl

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  • Swiss International Airlines Airbus A330-300 [REAL REGISTRATION] 1.6 years ago

    @Cereal [thing you want to say](link)

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  • Andrew, don’t let your game die. 1.6 years ago

    About the first point, I think this is happening not because there are fewer users, but because more people build complex planes, and thus spend more time building planes, nowadays.
    And my country’s Science Center used SimplePlanes for school programmes; that’s how I got introduced to the game.
    But yeah, SimplePlanes deserves a rebranding.

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  • Fortis Island Group Chat 1.6 years ago

    Ok so I have an idea of what we can do:
    1. pay 1500SP to fix the Bandit runway
    2. invade Staneland, since both runways there are destroyed; we can use my Ye-30 to transport equipment there since the Ye-30 can land without a runway
    3. fix the runways and make them operational, so that we have more places to deploy our planes and attack Berralind
    @Aarav @Igorsilvag @Batron101 what do you think?

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  • Fortis Island Group Chat 1.6 years ago

    Also do you guys need a submarine-hunting aircraft? I’ve already planned one (will send sketch later); it’ll probably be done by next week or so @Igorsilvag @Hannyboy

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  • A-4F SuperFox 1.7 years ago

    “recreational vehicle”

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  • Will Simpleplanes ever be revamped? 1.7 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii the most annoying thing I found about the maps is that there are literally no buildings on the islands; all the airports are just serving dirt and grass

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  • Alphioni - S90 1.7 years ago

    Amateur planespotters: “iS tHaT A 737?!?!?!?!?!?

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  • It has been more than a year? 1.7 years ago

    "Just one more year guys, one more year"

    Seriously though, Andrew did say a couple months ago that Jundroo would return to SimplePlanes this year, so...

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  • Wont be posting for a few days 1.7 years ago

    Get well soon @Brololxd

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  • mods make things look so much... better 1.7 years ago

    Unpopular opinion, but I prefer the "before" picture

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  • Goodbye everyone 1.7 years ago

    @Bellcat it’s a joke circulating around simpleplanes to annoy @ColonelCanada

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  • Back in the skies 1.7 years ago

    make the cockpit window a darker colour

    T

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  • Never look him in the eye (MiG monster) 1.7 years ago

    T on the washing machine

    idk man i may need it someday

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  • Closed - Wunderwaffe Challenge 1.7 years ago

    @TASTEinc besides that, they also used propulsion concepts that were considered advanced at the time, such as jet engines and rocket engines

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  • Free Education Version 1.7 years ago

    When I was 9 my primary school organised a course that involved this, it was how I even got to know about SimplePlanes in the first place

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  • This is just too soon.. 1.7 years ago

    No words can express how sorry I feel for you, take my upvote

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  • Weird Simpleplanes Dreams or nightmare 1.7 years ago

    it’s a signnnnnnnnn

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  • Butter? 1.7 years ago

    The frame rate be like

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  • Click Me :) 1.8 years ago

    Did I just get rickrolled

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  • (Ground Prop) Auto Rickshaw 1.8 years ago

    RICK SHAW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • SR2 in SP (SLV) 1.8 years ago

    who needs juno when you have this-

    waits to get trashed by the juno fans

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  • Experimental Aircrafts Challenge[Closed] 1.8 years ago

    I’ll join this
    cursed plane noises increase in background

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  • trying to catch a fish while testing the new ornithopter 1.8 years ago

    I don’t know which is weirder, the fish flying or the fact that it has legs

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  • F-22 Raptor 1.8 years ago

    we have the plane, now we just need to find that balloon-

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  • Mikoyan and Gurevich I-380 [NEVER BUILT CHALLENGE] 1.8 years ago

    @gkgur
    - Originality: 10/10 (rarely heard of, and it's the only one on SP)
    - Looks: 13/15 (it's really nice)
    - Performance: 10/15 (plane banks left so it's hard to shoot)
    - Features: 5/5 (gun)
    - Overall: 38/45

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  • The Infamous Red Door 1.8 years ago

    @HMSIllustriousMyBeloved its jsut a ordiarny door therse difeinitely no refrence to amogus at all....................

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  • just a peaceful balloon 1.8 years ago

    (also me commenting now may or may not have sealed the fate of the comments section getting locked)

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  • Some plane crash drawings I guess 1.8 years ago

    @SheriffHackdogMCPE oh wai-

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  • Some plane crash drawings I guess 1.8 years ago

    @FirstFish83828 i was thinking more about the Überlingen mid-air collision when I drew this, but sure

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  • McDonnel Douglas DC-10-10 Continental (SILVER SPECIAL) 1.8 years ago

    Did no one realise that the word “McDonnell” in the title is missing an L

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  • (MORE ILLEGAL!!) RyanAir Antonov An-225 1.8 years ago

    “The massive investment required to complete the second An-225 Mriya, which we dubbed the ‘Summer People Mover’, did not scare us. We see the aircraft as an opportunity to restore flights and schedules and be the leaders in the recovery of aviation in Europe,” commented Michael O’Leary, the chief executive of Ryanair.

    Ryanair will create a unique cabin layout in the second An-225, with a seating capacity of up to 1,000 passengers.

    According to O’Leary, the demand is so high, that the airline is looking to acquire an example of the Buran to place it on the back of the Mriya - as it was designed to do - and place seats on the Buran to extend the capacity of the “Summer People Mover” to up to 1,700 passengers per flight.

    ”We are still in the early stages of the project, but the opportunity to also utilize a Buran is there,” noted O’Leary.

    ”Once again, Ryanair is demonstrating how excellent management of a crisis can lead to opportunities leading out of it. We want to thank our newest partners at Antonov who have helped us in delivering this two-of-a-kind aircraft to our customers, who will absolutely love the new Ryanair product,” concluded O’Leary.

    (original source has been removed)

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  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 1.8 years ago

    ok but seriously,

    11) Build an actual plane:

    This may sound counterintuitive, but if you uploaded a low-effort build that's something other than a plane, people will think it's a meme build, which makes your post an instant updoot machine. In comparison, people typically do not care about low-effort planes, as there are many other good planes on the site.

    12) Do not let the plane have ANY functions whatsoever:

    No functions. The plane must not have any weapons, PSM ability, cockpit interior, or even worse, something unique. Remember, functions are things that make people upvote stuff.

    13) Having bad names for your aircraft:

    Give your aircraft a name that has nothing special about it, i.e. "tr-5", "hing h027", "Plane01". These sorts of names are extremely boring.
    use full lowercase preferably and do not at all costs use symbols like "(),[] and comma. Again, they make the name uninteresting.

    14) Have an bad username

    To complement your awful build names, you need an equally awful username. Just put a bunch of letters that don't make a coherent word, and you have a name that no one can relate to, and that people find annoying. E.g. GJBSGF, qehshb

    15) Just get banned:

    Doing this is really simple, just make a post that violates any of the many rules that SimplePlanes has. If you do this, your account will get banned, and you will never get upvotes again! Yay!

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  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 1.8 years ago

    I see that this tutorial is not helpful at all, considering that it has upvotes

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  • (Wait thats illegal) RyanAir B747-400 1.8 years ago

    Now think Air Koryo A380

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  • Metal pipe 1.8 years ago

    pipe

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  • Can you imagine this ? 1.8 years ago

    Would be really epic until you go to the meeting and realise that every player’s real-life selves are completely not what you had expected

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