Gen. Kingsley stands from his chair
TFM Intel Agent: SIR!
Gen. Kingsley: I know. Get Shield Squadron on scramble alert. If this kicks off, those missiles must be intercepted. Not a single warhead must hit any of the belligerents no matter how ridiculous this conflict is.
TFM Intel Agent: YES SIR!
TFM Intel Agent: SIR! PRESIDENT MORRIS JUST AUTHORIZED A DAMN SPEC OPS DEPLOYMENT OVER ONE OF A.C INDUSTRIES' BUILDINGS!
Gen. Kingsley: .....
TFM Intel Agent: We still have no response on our query to them minutes after we intercepted transmissions! What are your orders, sir!? Gen. Kingsley starts banging his forehead on his desk
TFM Intel Agent: WH- SIR?!
Gen. Kingsley: WHY- AM- I- SURROUNDED- BY- IDIOTS-
TFM Intel Agent: pleading SIR PLEASE CALM DOWN-
Compass bearings only work relative to where you are.
This is why terrain navigation and landmarks are important. If you've already went way past your intended destination and you only have open ocean as your environment, the best you could do to get back is to just restart. Cause at that point you're just outright lost unless you have GPS
TFNS Admiral Fahrberg floating just behind Wright North 51st Combat Wing looking out the windows of Wright Airbase Fort Brimstone people peeking over the mountains of Wright Basin
TFM Intel Agent: ...I have a bad feeling about this, sir.
Gen. Kingsley: Let's watch first, son.
TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.
Want to gracefully launch a giant, solid alloy artillery shell at 2 times the speed of sound over 200 miles against your neighbor who's not respecting your maritime territorial claims?
Presenting the 64MJ Railgun. The more sophisticated option for a more civilized negotiation by violence.
Sponsored by FlightArms CAC and BoomTek Heavy Industries
@Maverick09 Neither is 9/11 but you still see people of all walks of the internet flying airliners into skyscrapers across many flight sim games for the shits and giggles.
Loosen up. I don't think Jesus would be offended by our remarks either.
To summarize:
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG stole an autocannon and @Mousewithamachinegun122 got mad about it, and declared war.
Voila. It snowballed into what it is now.
Basic lore dump for me and @MrOofington 's joint universe:
Krakabloa, Wright, Maywar, and Skypark are countries of their own but are collectively known as the Federation of Atlantic Island Nations and are responsible for watching each others' backs since they're pretty much the sole archipelagic alliance in the Atlantic.
The TFM was founded by former USMC Brigadier General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr in Wright in 1934 under the League of Nations. Majority of the TFM's pioneering members were US Marines under Kingsley, then it gradually grew to having international volunteers.
The TFM Homelands are Wright, Krakabloa, and Snowstone. In our world, Snowstone is sparsely inhabited due to it's high arctic location; The TFM's more higher-end "special" units are stationed there, such as the 32nd Bomber Wing which possess the TFMGAC's only stealth bomber fleet and is also the location of TFM Rockbase, their only subterranean base of operations
Skypark doesn't have a military but has excellent economic status despite it being the smallest nation in the Federation simply because they have no space for a military on their island. They're under protection of Wright since they're the closest by distance.
Yeager Airbase is jointly used by the Krakabloan Government and the TFMGAC's 173rd Combat Wing, with the Sunset and Midnight Squadrons stationed there. Bandit Airbase is solely operated by the TFMGAC, and has the Sunrise, High Noon, and Vandal Squadrons (Aggressor Air) being the residents. Bandit is also the main training grounds of the TFMGAC.
Fort Brimstone, the TFM's sacred home base, is built within Wright Basin. (the large empty landbowl inside Wright)
Saori-chan casually rappelling from the skyscraper roof to ask sensei out on a date
Moran in the background: CADET WHAT ABOUT US???
+1Gen. Kingsley stands from his chair
TFM Intel Agent: SIR!
Gen. Kingsley: I know. Get Shield Squadron on scramble alert. If this kicks off, those missiles must be intercepted. Not a single warhead must hit any of the belligerents no matter how ridiculous this conflict is.
TFM Intel Agent: YES SIR!
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG
+2can you NOT
You stole an autocannon and now the fucking Atlantic turned into a warzone
I did.
+1the propellers broke
@Slowhunter
+1menacingly reverses in slow motionSmashes through wall in a rainbow colored M4 Sherman
Fires main gun and destroys second wall
+2WHOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????!!!!!Smile!
Sweet!
Sister!
Sadistic!
Surprise!
Service!
+1SOOKHOI.TFM Intel Agent: SIR! PRESIDENT MORRIS JUST AUTHORIZED A DAMN SPEC OPS DEPLOYMENT OVER ONE OF A.C INDUSTRIES' BUILDINGS!
+1Gen. Kingsley: .....
TFM Intel Agent: We still have no response on our query to them minutes after we intercepted transmissions! What are your orders, sir!?
Gen. Kingsley starts banging his forehead on his deskTFM Intel Agent: WH- SIR?!
Gen. Kingsley: WHY- AM- I- SURROUNDED- BY- IDIOTS-
TFM Intel Agent: pleading SIR PLEASE CALM DOWN-
What in the wattpad fanfic is this
+1Praise Lord Barsibooba
+2..or was it Bartobeebo?
..Barsitobas?
Barbotas?
Barsibotas?
Barbietoes?
Bartobibas?
Barsitoes?
Screw it. Wind God.
Compass bearings only work relative to where you are.
This is why terrain navigation and landmarks are important. If you've already went way past your intended destination and you only have open ocean as your environment, the best you could do to get back is to just restart. Cause at that point you're just outright lost unless you have GPS
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Like I can understand the other two jets and the fucking flying T-34 but the MiG just feels so out of place-
Do you want a battleship or a carrier?
...Da.
+2I'm more concerned for the well being of those MiG-17s
@FOXHOUND26 None of your business that's what.
Does he know jet engines don't work in the vacuum
+1Let him figure it out-
TFNS Admiral Fahrberg floating just behind Wright North
51st Combat Wing looking out the windows of Wright Airbase
Fort Brimstone people peeking over the mountains of Wright Basin
TFM Intel Agent: ...I have a bad feeling about this, sir.
+2Gen. Kingsley: Let's watch first, son.
TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.
@SlavicUnionist
Yeah, the joke completely flew right over you clean.
I'll leave it at that.
@SlavicUnionist You didn't get the joke
How did I not see this in my jetstream lmao
+1I'm literally following you
+1bro volcanomeeg
@MrSilverWolf
+1he hit you lmao
+1You took the sponsorship joke WAY too seriously@ReinMcDeer - Su-30MKK template
@MrOofington
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG
Now this is different.
+1It's a far cry from your usual far future MBT designs. Looks alot more conventional
Want to gracefully launch a giant, solid alloy artillery shell at 2 times the speed of sound over 200 miles against your neighbor who's not respecting your maritime territorial claims?
Presenting the 64MJ Railgun. The more sophisticated option for a more civilized negotiation by violence.
+4Sponsored by FlightArms CAC and BoomTek Heavy Industries@Speedhunter Basically runs on powerful electric currents that yeet a moving block carrying a solid slug at hypervelocity.
In much simpler terms, a railgun is just a really expensive electric slingshot.
+1Wonder what kind of crack you've been taking
+1She's leaving.
That moment when I first heard of railguns is that they're weird looking giant artillery pieces that fired rails used on railroads at high velocity
+1G4 TOMCATG4 TOMCATG4 TOMCATG4 TOMCATHOOYAH.
US NAVY AIR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+2@DatTrainAndCarGuy19
Yeah, that's all there is to it.
She's a walking eggplant if you look at her from behind with the leaves on her head
@FOXHOUND26
You're human?
Kind of funny and hard to believe but alright.
Go kick a tree or something.
@FOXHOUND26
What are you.
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 She looks like an eggplant.
+1That's pretty much it.
@OkaNieba
+3..maybe because it is.@Mousewithamachinegun122
+2Did you choose to not see it?
@Speedhunter
Eiggplant
- Starfleet logo when you use asterisk in a text part
- The pyramid with ridges in Maywar is an alien spaceship
- There's a Kraken far west of Krakabloa
- Southwest of Wright is a supersonic pirate galleon by the name of Brown Pearl
+2egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
+2...you know what I mean.@Maverick09 Neither is 9/11 but you still see people of all walks of the internet flying airliners into skyscrapers across many flight sim games for the shits and giggles.
+1Loosen up. I don't think Jesus would be offended by our remarks either.
@Maverick09 please take a joke!
+1Don't take it too seriously though. The whole war summary and the tech introduced to the conflict is just pure comedy.
+1Alot of people are in on this.
To summarize:
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG stole an autocannon and @Mousewithamachinegun122 got mad about it, and declared war.
Voila. It snowballed into what it is now.
Basic lore dump for me and @MrOofington 's joint universe:
- The TFM Homelands are Wright, Krakabloa, and Snowstone. In our world, Snowstone is sparsely inhabited due to it's high arctic location; The TFM's more higher-end "special" units are stationed there, such as the 32nd Bomber Wing which possess the TFMGAC's only stealth bomber fleet and is also the location of TFM Rockbase, their only subterranean base of operations
- Skypark doesn't have a military but has excellent economic status despite it being the smallest nation in the Federation simply because they have no space for a military on their island. They're under protection of Wright since they're the closest by distance.
- Yeager Airbase is jointly used by the Krakabloan Government and the TFMGAC's 173rd Combat Wing, with the Sunset and Midnight Squadrons stationed there. Bandit Airbase is solely operated by the TFMGAC, and has the Sunrise, High Noon, and Vandal Squadrons (Aggressor Air) being the residents. Bandit is also the main training grounds of the TFMGAC.
- Fort Brimstone, the TFM's sacred home base, is built within Wright Basin. (the large empty landbowl inside Wright)
+1Krakabloa, Wright, Maywar, and Skypark are countries of their own but are collectively known as the Federation of Atlantic Island Nations and are responsible for watching each others' backs since they're pretty much the sole archipelagic alliance in the Atlantic.
The TFM was founded by former USMC Brigadier General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr in Wright in 1934 under the League of Nations. Majority of the TFM's pioneering members were US Marines under Kingsley, then it gradually grew to having international volunteers.
craft carry
[This entity is now under observation of the TFM Anomalous Paranormal and Scientific Events Division]
+1I haven't built jack shit that's original yet here I am in 32.4k plat lmao
Just go with what you like and people who see the same will like it too.
Reverse psychology and meme culture. Welcome to the SP community, son.
+4