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  • [Siren War] The TFM Spread Their Wings 1.2 years ago

    @WisconsinStatePolice
    The question is
    would you rather bury yourself with the dead or have a few more happen to put the main cause six feet under permanently?

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  • [Siren War] The TFM Spread Their Wings 1.2 years ago

    @FOXHOUND26 lol
    you were still itching on attacking Bandit

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  • Takodachi 1.2 years ago

    mlem
    eat cooki

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  • Curtiss P-40N Warhawk F.E.B 1.2 years ago

    Man I miss War Wings.
    The P-40N was the fighter that made me an ace in majority of my games until I got the Spitfire family. Real durable, great fighter.

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  • [Teaser] You may have forgotten about the De Havilland Viper... 1.2 years ago

    Sorry I only speak in F-16 and AH-1Z

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  • [Monarchii War] It's Over, We're Screwed 1.2 years ago

    TFM Intel Agent: Uh, sir? Some tracked vehicle is pointing a laser at us
    Gen. Kingsley: ..What?
    TFM Intel Agent: Yeah uh- look, there it is.
    General Kingsley gets up from his seat and looks out the viewing window of his office
    The Japanizing Beam vehicle has it's laser directly hitting him through the glass. It's firing from one of the rock formations outside of Fort Brimstone's walls

    Gen. Kingsley: ...The hell is it doing?
    TFM Intel Agent: No idea, sir. We just saw the thing this morning and it kept pointing this pink laser at our troops and random vehicles inside the fort.
    Gen. Kingsley: Did Darkcorp make that?
    TFM Intel Agent: No sir. We have no clue who created that vehicle. It's been harmless so far.
    Gen. Kingsley: ..Huh.
    Gen. Kingsley: ...Well, wave the thing off. It's distracting our personnel.
    TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.

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  • [M-War] [Teaser] Railgun Battleship taking form 1.2 years ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG help i can't walk

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  • I'm blocked by Shinygemsbro, what? 1.2 years ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 I checked if I blocked him and it turned out I did. But I never hit the block user option once.
    First time this happened with me

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  • Speedhunter Platinum Special 1.2 years ago

    @Speedhunter
    gathers Speedy up with a vacuum cleaner
    dumps Speedydust into a reverso machine
    Revival
    Leaves

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  • [Monarchii War] THE MOST DEVASTATING WEAPON 1.3 years ago

    TFM Intel Agent: Uh, sir? We just got fresh intel on a new Enargite seven.
    Gen. Kingsley: ? What about it?
    TFM Intel Agent: Um..
    Agent shows recon photos of the tank
    TFM Intel Agent: ...They added.. body pillows... sir.
    Gen. Kingsley: (ㆆ_ㆆ)
    TFM Intel Agent: ..Is this-
    Gen. Kingsley: None of our concern. Dismissed.
    TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.

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  • SH-63.5A (Anarchy mk2) 1.3 years ago

    Saori-chan casually rappelling from the skyscraper roof to ask sensei out on a date

    Moran in the background: CADET WHAT ABOUT US???

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  • [PEA] Vought V-173 1.3 years ago

    I did.
    the propellers broke

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  • I am (not) speed. 1.3 years ago

    @Slowhunter
    menacingly reverses in slow motion

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  • [PEA] Sukhoi Su-57 Felon 1.3 years ago

    Smile!
    Sweet!
    Sister!
    Sadistic!
    Surprise!
    Service!

    SOOKHOI.

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  • [M-War] Brewing Storm. 1.3 years ago

    TFM Intel Agent: SIR! PRESIDENT MORRIS JUST AUTHORIZED A DAMN SPEC OPS DEPLOYMENT OVER ONE OF A.C INDUSTRIES' BUILDINGS!
    Gen. Kingsley: .....
    TFM Intel Agent: We still have no response on our query to them minutes after we intercepted transmissions! What are your orders, sir!?
    Gen. Kingsley starts banging his forehead on his desk
    TFM Intel Agent: WH- SIR?!
    Gen. Kingsley: WHY- AM- I- SURROUNDED- BY- IDIOTS-
    TFM Intel Agent: pleading SIR PLEASE CALM DOWN-

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  • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: Flying Supra Vs Flying T-34 1.3 years ago

    What in the wattpad fanfic is this

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  • De Havilland Space Vixen 1.3 years ago

    Does he know jet engines don't work in the vacuum
    Let him figure it out-

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  • de Havilland DH.100 FB.5 "Vampire" 1.3 years ago

    How did I not see this in my jetstream lmao
    I'm literally following you

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  • [PEA] Avro Vulcan 1.3 years ago

    bro volcano

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  • I HIT SILVER! 1.3 years ago

    @MrSilverWolf
    he hit you lmao

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  • [M-War] Diplomatic Meetings Off Wright Isles 1.3 years ago

    You took the sponsorship joke WAY too seriously

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  • SERTIUM (SPECIAL TANK) 1.3 years ago

    Now this is different.
    It's a far cry from your usual far future MBT designs. Looks alot more conventional

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  • [TEAser] Naval Railguns 1.3 years ago

    @Speedhunter Basically runs on powerful electric currents that yeet a moving block carrying a solid slug at hypervelocity.

    In much simpler terms, a railgun is just a really expensive electric slingshot.

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  • No everything is not real 1.3 years ago

    Wonder what kind of crack you've been taking

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  • [TEAser] Naval Railguns 1.3 years ago

    That moment when I first heard of railguns is that they're weird looking giant artillery pieces that fired rails used on railroads at high velocity

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  • [Easter] I hope everyone finds their eggs today 1.3 years ago

    @DatTrainAndCarGuy19 She looks like an eggplant.
    That's pretty much it.

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  • Happy Easter 1.3 years ago

    @Maverick09 Neither is 9/11 but you still see people of all walks of the internet flying airliners into skyscrapers across many flight sim games for the shits and giggles.
    Loosen up. I don't think Jesus would be offended by our remarks either.

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  • Happy Easter 1.3 years ago

    @Maverick09 please take a joke!

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  • What is [M-WAR] ?? 1.3 years ago

    Don't take it too seriously though. The whole war summary and the tech introduced to the conflict is just pure comedy.
    Alot of people are in on this.

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  • What is [M-WAR] ?? 1.3 years ago

    To summarize:
    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG stole an autocannon and @Mousewithamachinegun122 got mad about it, and declared war.
    Voila. It snowballed into what it is now.

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  • [M-War] Leaving Wright Temporarily 1.3 years ago

    Basic lore dump for me and @MrOofington 's joint universe:


    • Krakabloa, Wright, Maywar, and Skypark are countries of their own but are collectively known as the Federation of Atlantic Island Nations and are responsible for watching each others' backs since they're pretty much the sole archipelagic alliance in the Atlantic.

    • The TFM was founded by former USMC Brigadier General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr in Wright in 1934 under the League of Nations. Majority of the TFM's pioneering members were US Marines under Kingsley, then it gradually grew to having international volunteers.

    • The TFM Homelands are Wright, Krakabloa, and Snowstone. In our world, Snowstone is sparsely inhabited due to it's high arctic location; The TFM's more higher-end "special" units are stationed there, such as the 32nd Bomber Wing which possess the TFMGAC's only stealth bomber fleet and is also the location of TFM Rockbase, their only subterranean base of operations
    • Skypark doesn't have a military but has excellent economic status despite it being the smallest nation in the Federation simply because they have no space for a military on their island. They're under protection of Wright since they're the closest by distance.
    • Yeager Airbase is jointly used by the Krakabloan Government and the TFMGAC's 173rd Combat Wing, with the Sunset and Midnight Squadrons stationed there. Bandit Airbase is solely operated by the TFMGAC, and has the Sunrise, High Noon, and Vandal Squadrons (Aggressor Air) being the residents. Bandit is also the main training grounds of the TFMGAC.
    • Fort Brimstone, the TFM's sacred home base, is built within Wright Basin. (the large empty landbowl inside Wright)

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  • Tank... 1.3 years ago

    [This entity is now under observation of the TFM Anomalous Paranormal and Scientific Events Division]

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  • Type-81 FFG MRNS Alyonushka 1.3 years ago

    guide msl friggy ehe

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  • M-war Attack on bandit airport 1.3 years ago

    @FOXHOUND26
    The 173rd is not leaving Bandit nor will it house belligerents of this war.


    I don't think you'd leave either if anyone asks for you to dump your company's grounds so it can be used as bases

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  • M-war Attack on bandit airport 1.3 years ago

    INBOUND TRANSMISSION
    TACTICAL FORCES MILITARY, CENTRAL COMMAND


    We have received reports of your planned attack on Bandit Airbase.
    By the request of Commanding General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr, we kindly ask you to refrain from initiating assaults of any form on said location, as it is the home base of the
    173rd Combat Wing of our Global Air Combat branch.
    Should you proceed with this attack, we will have no other response than to retaliate against you, all your assets, and your allies until a total ceasefire is agreed upon, or you are completely destroyed.
    We are neutral in this petty conflict. But trespassing into our territory will not be tolerated, and will be especially met with fire if such intrusion is armed and with the intent to harm.
    This is your only request and warning.
    Please do not test us.


    End of Transmission

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  • Long overdue progress! 1.3 years ago

    fantom
    but no

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  • Best attack aircraft 1.3 years ago

    (Judgement in the back looking around)
    ...Uhh...

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  • Medium Tank T59A1 (Rukkhadevata) 1.3 years ago

    @IntoTheDesignatedGridZone
    Point still stands that the namesake is literally the most peaceful woman in all of Teyvat and they make Main Battle Tanks.

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  • [Monarchii War Bulletin] The War Is Back On! New Threat Coming From The Depth 1.3 years ago

    TFM Central Command: ..Sir, we think this conflict is just getting worse-
    TFM Cmdr. Gen. Kingsley: Son, just leave them alone.
    TFM Central Command: This is really getting concerning, sir-
    TFM Cmdr. Gen. Kingsley: Let.. them.. fight.
    TFM Central Command: Uhh... alright.

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  • [M-War] The Sirens are getting involved 1.3 years ago

    @Speedhunter
    The future TFM has Star Wars and Star Trek technology
    They literally fly starships from both franchises but as of now I'm sticking to present-day hardware

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? 1.3 years ago

    @GuardianAerospace
    The best you're going to get is his comment and this forum post getting deleted by him a day or three later.
    Demanding apologies won't get you anything back even if you do get it. You should've just removed the comment and blocked the guy in the first place.
    While I do understand that making a forum post about your dead shrimp is a form of honor and there's nothing wrong with that, the way you presented it very much just entices that kind of attention to it, tbh.


    In the shortest sense I can put it, you basically just pulled an I'm gonna tell my mom if you say mean things to me.
    Guy, you're in the internet. Remember that.

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? 1.3 years ago

    @GuardianAerospace
    My point still stands.
    And the comment is already an example of said point.

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  • my pet shrimp memorial 1.3 years ago

    He's fine.
    Just respawned in another planet, is all.

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  • [M-WAR] JS Yamato Aegis Super-Battleship 'MRNS Yamato' 1.3 years ago

    Yamatoe
    The Tactical Forces Navy literally has 3 modernized Iowa-class battleships to complement the 7 supercarriers of their Blue Steel Fleet (iykyk)

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  • [M-War] Foxy Lady over Wright 1.3 years ago

    TFM Central Command sitting at a cafe watching the war get worse with a deadpan face

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  • [Monarchii War Bulletin] Hottest Article Today 1.3 years ago

    TFM Central Command:
    Using every inch of their bodies' fibers to not activate their reserves for a three front war
    They're already handling Darkcorp International and the New Axis

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  • Tension Builds Today 1.3 years ago

    TFM Central Command: Please. Fuck NO. We already have our hands full with Darkcorp International! Not these kids too!

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  • [Kinda SOLVED] What Does Jackhammer Actually Based On? 1.3 years ago

    It has elements of the LAV-25, Stryker, and BTR-80 in one package

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