55.0k ShinyGemsBro Comments

  • Guyfolk Tribute 1.5 years ago

    Ah yes, the cobra landing.
    One way to get the deck crew pissed at you cause you turned the landing gears to metal alloy gelatin

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  • What did I do wrong? 1.5 years ago

    Let me just lay this down.


    • Upvotes don't matter, they won't get you anywhere if that's what you always chase after. Even some white rank fresh out of account creation from bumfuck nowhere can make X build or Y build good enough and people WILL notice.
    • No one cares about what you build or how you make them as long as you don't break the community rules and you don't make anything universally offensive. This site is called SimplePlanes but a whole battleship is available for download.
    • You're doing nothing wrong unless you're stealing someone's work and claiming it as your own just for the hell of a skill issue, etc. So keep on trucking if you know and you checked that you aren't crossing the line.

    Moral of the story

    Your previous post got more upvotes than your most recent?
    So what?
    Keep building, keep moving up, get better if you know you still can.

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  • Remember this guy? 1.5 years ago

    @5 Pinned

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  • Remember this guy? 1.5 years ago

    @O202 And all that hostility will be directed at you. Your goal will be achieved, but it will also be your own undoing.
    You'll get tired as well. The cycle continues. There will always be someone who will stand on either side.
    The next one who comes after you will be put down, and there will be another one like me who will report. It's another form of balance, if you will.

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  • Remember this guy? 1.5 years ago

    @O202 Do tell me how you can scream in a comment section? Your superiority is every bit as entertaining and pathetic as your attempt at evading being banned for all the drama you caused.

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  • mario kart for drug abusers 1.6 years ago

    When you hit the blunt so hard the kart morphs into a speeder

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  • Really? 1.6 years ago

    • Alot of users still don't know that mobile mods aren't really possible anymore. Not everyone is informed or asks enough questions to be in the loop of certain things, which is why they ask now.
    • Some of those who ask are doing it sarcastically, some are the reason above. We'll never really know unless they tell or we figure it out
    • No one obliged you to keep telling those users. Anyone else can do it, or none at all. If you already said it once and another asks cause they didn't read, you don't need to do it again.

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  • Bf-109 Teaser 1.6 years ago

    hue hue hue
    Boyfriend109

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  • Where are all my followers!? ?? 1.6 years ago

    People will follow you if they feel like following you.
    Proper attention is earned. Until that happens, just keep chugging on.

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  • What do you think about SimplePlanes? 1.7 years ago

    Been here for nearly 5 years now. Loved my stay even through the shit that's been thrown at me.

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  • Skorpion Mfg. FS(St)-15A Silent Hawk 1.7 years ago

    Walmart F-22
    But hey if it works, it works.
    At least it's not made in China.

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  • another plen that i built in few minutes 1.7 years ago

    There's the flying wing design
    Then there's the flying engine design

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  • The Legend of “Don’t be this Guy!” 1.7 years ago

    I'm not reading through all that but I'm sorry your cat ate a bee

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  • what happened? 1.8 years ago

    That pretty much sums it up.
    This game only dies once the community goes silent. It hit a dead end on updates but it'll live as long as the people inside it stick around.

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  • A Note of Thanks 1.8 years ago

    Final update but it sure as hell still gonna be the home for many in the next years to come.
    It's just too damn good to let go of that easily.

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  • British Plane (royal bush plane) 1.8 years ago

    Don't drink tea, kids.

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  • I've been fixed 1.8 years ago

    @starmango It takes quite some time for the devs working to get a deleted account back. There's a kind of automated data trashing process that immediately starts once an account is deleted. They had to stop that process and check whether everything I posted is still in place, then return my account to being visible on the site.
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    To quote Andrew who thankfully was active and I talked to while the incident was going on:
    It is a pain for us to recover an account

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  • I am back 1.9 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii Cease

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  • F-14VX Advanced Tomcat (Stealth Tomcat) 1.9 years ago

    No gun. Your a stealth fighter, if you get into a situation where you need a gun, then you currently have a case of skill issue and the proper treatment would be getting good

    Gents, in this world where missiles and jammers are aplenty, sometimes a Fox 3 up theirs won't just make the cut. Sometimes, the best way to let someone know that they're not meant to be in the air, is to get right on them and violently caress their fuselage with a well placed wall of cannon shells. Not to mention it's the cheapest weapon in your arsenal too.

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  • Cartoon image of SimplePlanes (Sample) 1.9 years ago

    Simple-chan evolution

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  • Optimus Prime 1.9 years ago

    PUTANGINA! SI OPTIMUM PRIDE!

    W̶̧͓͑O̴̤̚O̶̰͝E̶͙͎͗ ̴̭̇Ȇ̸̪Ẹ̶̛͂ ̷̲̂̾E̵̢̤͊̚E̴̛͎͚͒ ̸̻̆E̸͕͛͛E̵̛̦ ̶̩̈́E̵͂͜Ĕ̷̩̾ ̸̡͓̒Ḙ̸̝̇E̸̦͊͝

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  • When Life Gives You Ball 2.0 years ago

    When life gives you ball, make it bounce.
    If it doesn't, rethink your life.
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    If it's just a single ball and it's right between your legs, you're half a man.
    If you're a lady who has one, you're a Chernobyl disaster mutant.

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  • Afternoon Plane Spotting at RAAF Base Williamtown! 2.0 years ago

    Fake Australian planes. They don't fly upside down!

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  • #fatplane #fuselagepositivity #fuselageshaming 2.0 years ago

    She needs to work out

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  • OCEAN GATE TITAN. 2.0 years ago

    Now, we put bomba to simulate kabooma

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  • The Ice base got a karma 2.1 years ago

    "Do you want it petrified or vaporized"

    Judgement: Da.

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  • If you feel sad about your points, just remember this 2.1 years ago

    @32 @Korzalerke2147483647
    That's what I'm saying. That one should stop caring about how many points they'll get or should expect to get high points "for all that effort" and just build what they desire with care and passion, not letting the fame and numbers get into their heads.
    Cause in the end, all these thousands of points won't yield you anything of actual use in this site and community other than the attention that you got for being a great/decent builder. Good on you if you get recognized, but don't let the increased popularity affect your general way of doing stuff.
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    Just enjoy the process. People love what you made after you submit them? Good for you. I understand some people change overtime and some use this kind of popularity as their drive to get better, but I'm just putting this out for the new ones who are aiming to be good builders. You can make the derpiest build you could ever cobble together and people will either like it or hate it. It won't matter. As long as you built something and you enjoyed it, you're okay. Just don't break the rules.
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    You want to improve? Go right ahead. You need help improving? There's a ton of veteran users out here willing to lend a hand, and a ton of examples to study that might help you chisel your own designs the way you want it to be. Just don't rely on points for validation in this community, cause you already have been valid in the first place.

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  • Mitsubishi F-2 Niwabi Enshou 2.1 years ago

    @Rainbowdash247 It runs fine on a lemon with electrodes shoved up both ends so I guess you're ok

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  • Yokota AFB Friendship Festival 2023 2.1 years ago

    borgir

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  • Shiny canopy (one min tutorial) 2.1 years ago

    @Kangy
    This
    Or this for glass fuselages
    For the glass fuselage, you change the one-way color visibility via hideInside

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  • Looking for Opinions 2.1 years ago

    Just post one R44 with the custom rotors and one with stock. That way everyone wins. Submit one as unlisted and link it through your main post.

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  • MiG-29A Fulcrum-C 2.2 years ago

    Just a little suggestion for you:
    Try using the non-functional second gun as a tracer simulator like how I did with the modified version of this. The tracer gun won't deal any damage since it's just meant to imitate spacing between the lit rounds, and the actual gun that fires has a grey/dark grey and very downscaled bulletScale which does the real damage

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  • I saw a German Airbus a-400m a few hours ago 2.4 years ago

    Did it have +200 airbrakes glued onto it's fuselage

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  • How to give plane custom paint schemes & patterns? 2.4 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming That or implement a new fuselage paint system
    Can't deny that there'll be those who'll paint an obvious penis on the sides of their jets but the moderators are here for a reason-

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  • My game lagged and.... 2.4 years ago

    If it works, it works

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  • J-11D Pale Crane 2.4 years ago

    @MrOofington She's homicidal by nature thanks to her traumatic childhood.

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  • WolfHunter9111 Existance 2.4 years ago

    Bro did an intentional oopsie. We'll just find out when he's out of the hot seat

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  • Can we change the fire rate of a cannon? 2.4 years ago

    As far as I know, not really. You can just position two of the same cannons together in one spot, with the other having a higher firerate than the first, but same name and everything.

    And to avoid the look of the wonky barrel recoil since you have two cannons overlapping, just make a custom recoil system (If you need to) using fuselage blocks and shock/suspension part, and disable the barrel recoil on both cannons.
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    But then again, this defeats the function of linked ammo count. Since it's two separate guns with their own shells. In conclusion, It's not possible so far
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    You can do this with the minigun and stock wing gun though. Just merge the guns together in one spot and have one weapon be linked to an AG to simulate faster firerate., and make sure disableAircraftCollision is set to true so the guns won't wreck each other when firing or if you plan the weapon to be inside a fuselage.

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  • Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 2.5 years ago

    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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    insert tanks getting peppered by APHE tracers

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  • Definitely not a Ukrainian Cruise Missile Teaser 2.5 years ago

    @IAlsoBuildPlane atmodertr rip L boz le mao eksdee oneoneone111! ro fl kek wee skrrt skrrt lesgo

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  • New SAMPLE-Cartoon image of simpleplanes 2.6 years ago

    Simple-chan

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  • Don't cry I am just a fish 2.6 years ago

    0/10
    still cried

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  • F-35A.Lightning 2.6 years ago

    Can't fly this cause of huge part count. Take an upvote and spotlight instead

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  • Criticism that makes a "Military Enthusiast" and a Top Gun fan mad 2.6 years ago

    Even the throttle split move to out-turn the Felon doesn't make sense. The F-14A's sucky engines could barely get the fighter to recover energy after it turned unless it was in a dive. Doing that stunt while on a climb and at low airspeed wouldn't do anything.
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    And, even if the engines were strong enough like those in later models of the Tomcat, doing the split throttle and hard yaw would just basically be asking for you to run into a flat spin or just outright stall the jet since the engine placement is real far apart from each other.
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    The point above is proven by this video made by @Griffon1 . I know SP physics are balls but the bad general idea of pedal turning with split throttle is shown

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  • MiG-29MU1 -Ghost of Kyiv- 2.6 years ago

    I pray the smoothskins won't make a big deal out of this because another Ghost of Kyiv build popped up again. Would be disappointing if this gets taken down out of people bringing politics once more
    Speaking from experience here. My MiG-29A with the Ghost livery got removed by mods due to the severe abuse of the report system by a ton of people who made a mess out of it

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  • Grumman F-14 Tomcat 2.7 years ago

    Blockcat

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  • F-22A Raptor V2.0 2.7 years ago

    @OkaNieba User got banned. Checked account and they don't exist anymore
    @PriyanshuGM Cope with what you have. People like what I do. Otherwise they would have complained to high hell already (which the mods will highly likely ignore cause nothing I post violates the rules)
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    Seriously you need to be more open instead of staying in your own little world thinking you're the better/superior one just because you dislike something the other guy does.
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    imagine getting 20k points with only putting anime girl liveries on someone else's aircraft
    According to majority of your posts, you do the exact same. Modifying other people's builds. You and I aren't any different, really. We both slap shit onto builds, post them, and people appreciate it.
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    also naming the variant wrong.
    Honestly would people really care at this point when it's already out there? I get that the UPG is a hunchback and with many other details, but don't forget. That was RD's build, he intends to keep it simple, and I will too. Besides, what difference would it even make other than aesthetics?

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  • Sukhoi Su-27m (Flanker) 2.7 years ago

    Kool beet

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