833 TheEpicTrains3rdAccount Comments

  • AI Tanker lite 1.6 years ago

    loads LMG with religious intent

    Brother Hans…
    g e t z e h o l y F l a m m e n w e r f e r

    +6
  • Dog of Wisdom 2.9 years ago

    Knock knock.

    +5
  • MI-24D HIND 2.5 years ago

    It always seems to bank left for some reason

    +4
  • wtf gaijin 1.8 years ago

    My phonetato when I’m playing SP on the lowest settings.

    Edit: don’t fire unless you’re flying level. worst mistake of my life

    +3
  • AC-130H SPECTRE 2.5 years ago

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure there were weapons on both sides…

    +3
  • P-40F-10 Warhawk 2.5 years ago

    I somehow managed to get from Krakabloa to Wright after a Zero shot off my right aileron, the windshield, and the tail landing gear, and during the dogfight somehow the zero managed to knock the flight computer/cockpit/whatever into a wonky position, and I came Super close to 50% fuel just as I landed. I think my luck might be spent.

    +3
  • Vertigo Man- Slayer of Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    Hey, the Decepticons just called, they want their Valkyries back.

    +2
  • Tutel :D 1.8 years ago

    I was poking fun at how the legs make it look like a tortoise when it’s meant to be a freshwater turtle @F14Tomcat1974

    +2
  • GR-MS 01 Pawn 2.0 years ago

    The CIS wants to know your location

    +2
  • Minecraft Battleship 2.2 years ago

    @TatsuTheOtaku seems more like the PSS Vex of the Pillager Navy, pretty sure villagers are pacifists. Why would they have iron golems defend their village instead of the villagers themselves

    +2
  • Dinodragon 2.5 years ago

    @ThomasRoderick @Wibbley I personally would’ve called it an Toucanopteryx, due to the long beak (like a toucan) and that the feathery thing actually flies. (The Archaeopteryx was a feathered dinosaur that was able to fly and/or glide)

    +2
  • Polikarpov Po-2 'Kukuruznik' 3.0 years ago

    You do realize I’m a Catholic? @PapaKernels Just kidding I’m a Methodist

    +2
  • Boba Fett's Slave 1 2 months ago

    @thatdomguy I think it’s safe to say we both need to get our acts together, especially you, since your response to someone correcting you almost two years ago is to tell them to end their own life. So uncivilized…

    +1
  • A skeleton 11 months ago

    Why do I hear Kirby mass attack music?

    +1
  • BellaBot 1.2 years ago

    @astrospace445 loads LMG with religious intent

    +1
  • Messerschmitt Me 334 1.4 years ago

    It looks like the body of a MiG-15 with the tail of a Kyushu superglued on.
    Fr tho, it would be impossible to land this thing without landing gear.

    +1
  • Vindicator siege tank (Dark Angels) 1.5 years ago

    Dark angles? What kind of angles are they? Right? Obtuse?
    Yes I know that was cheesy.

    +1
  • NJR-AV-2-07 - Phaeton - 1.6 years ago

    Is there any way to activate the turret

    +1
  • Weisbrich A11 'Jester' 1.6 years ago

    “Just two switches.” Uhh, which two switches? i’m very confused.

    Edit: I am an idiot. I forgot the two switches seen in the cockpit picture.

    +1
  • Last Prism 1.6 years ago

    adding a space between capital letters is another form of emphasis, like bold or italic formatting @MikeWallace

    +1
  • Last Prism 1.6 years ago

    @MikeWallace they are saying “PRISM” but they hit enter after each letter.

    +1
  • (REUPLOAD) Tonk™ Kitty 1.8 years ago

    Hoomans are forbidden from using the language of the deceased memes @gigachad

    +1
  • Stingray V-5 1.8 years ago

    On all levels except physical, I am a two year old. blows up the entire Yeager convoy with one missile

    +1
  • (REUPLOAD) Tonk™ Kitty 1.8 years ago

    @gigachad only grumpy cat is able to use such language.

    +1
  • Starscream 1.8 years ago

    Never got to be the leader until season three… and that was AFTER the movie came out (i’m talking about Generation 1, the old cartoon series, not those stupid live action films.)

    +1
  • Tutel :D 1.8 years ago

    BuT iT iS a ToRtOiSe!!!1!1!!!111 @F14Tomcat1974

    +1
  • Real dragon with fire breath and dead meat 2.0 years ago

    Is that “meat” what I think it is? If so I think Cindy might have a gift to give you… right on your forehead.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6he7u6oJHYk&t=1278s

    +1
  • Iosian B-19C Goliath 2.1 years ago

    Just an FYI, you need to be higher than somewhere around 10,000 feet (about 3048 m for those of you across the pond) above ground level in order to not get destroyed by your own atomic bomb.

    +1
  • Massive Scorpion God (The MSG, REAL SCORPION WALKER) 2.2 years ago

    You use pitch not throttle @Mark221

    +1
  • Sabre F-86 F 2.4 years ago

    Something unbelievable happened to me just now. I was in a dog fight with a MiG-15, I almost shot it down but I ended up crashing into it, I lost an aileron, not a wing just an aileron, and I managed to crash land it and only lost one of the flaps. HOW!? How can this thing take such a beating!?

    +1
  • Just So You Know, Kiddo 2.5 years ago

    Who else was reminded of the Lorax?
    .
    https://ibb.co/myf7mrZ
    ^
    |
    That’s an image website

    +1
  • Minecraft Shulker 2.5 years ago

    You mean raspy fake-retching, right? @VenusLancer

    +1
  • Minecraft Shulker 2.5 years ago

    Why is part of it missing in the mobile builder?

    +1
  • B2 SUPER BATTLE DROID Ver1.0 2.5 years ago

    That’s the B2RP… @TheBlueRobotProduct

    +1
  • !HISTORICAL INACCURACY DETECTED! INITIATE RANT385.txt 2.9 years ago

    Looks like you’re in a Pickle… Rick @X99STRIKER

    +1
  • Polikarpov Po-2 'Kukuruznik' 3.0 years ago

    From the depths of heck in silence, Cast their spells explosive violence, Russian nighttime flight perfected, Flawless vision, undetected! @PapaKernels

    +1
  • Spooky raven skeleton 3.0 years ago

    One updoot for you! @Wibbley

    +1
  • Andean Condor 3.0 years ago

    Ok. Just make sure next time it doesn’t flop like a c- Clears throat chicken @Wibbley

    +1
  • Baymax from“Big Hero 6” 3.0 years ago

    I made it jump off the air traffic tower at Yeager

    +1
  • Andean Condor 3.0 years ago

    Why does the head flap like a [redacted] when I fly?

    +1
  • Cheese X 3.1 years ago

    JS01, I accidentally left this Wensleydale wonder out in the sun, now it has an infestation.

    +1
  • Securitytron Mk-II (Yes-Man) 3.9 years ago

    Am I the only one who thinks his face looks a lot like Flowey’s?

    +1
  • The Yeager incident 4.0 years ago

    @PotatoJenkins1 hopefully it’s not SCP 682

    +1
  • Shin Godzilla 3 months ago

    @Hiiamhere
    Activation groups: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRQ9MG7mZ7o&t=6s

  • ADF-100F Killer Beafowl 6 months ago

    Every time I see this I keep thinking of that giant ship from Star Fox

    Edit: turns out it's called the Great Fox.

  • ADF-100F Killer Beafowl 6 months ago

    @Rb2h I read it as Beowulf

  • Most american Challenger 6 months ago

    I misread this as "moist American challenge". I now want to unexist

  • Monty Tank 8 months ago

    You should've added a chaos mode that would've rotated the turrets like it does when it gets hit, and the middle turret would rotate in the opposite direction

  • The Tower of Dr. Zalost 8 months ago

    THE MAN IN GAUZE! THE MAN IN GAU- oh wait wrong episode.

  • HELP ME! WHO IS MAN ENOUGH TO STAND WITH ME?! 8 months ago

    @ShinyGemsBro the only thing that was connected was the rotator to spin it.