Mod BaconAircraft Comments

  • L-15 Falcon 6.3 years ago

    我是中国人、八岁出国去的加拿大上学。中文说的不好。@Chinanbnb

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  • Sp has broken me 6.5 years ago

    u N lis t e d s Av e s Liv e s

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  • I QUIT 6.6 years ago

    Underprankable, have a great day.

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  • from mercury 1.8 years ago

    @DeezDucks wake up, its questionable ethics time. the tomato paste is about to hit the floor.

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  • FT Missile Launcher 1.9 years ago

    @FirstFish83828 Indeed. How unfortunate.

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  • Soviet Jet (First Airplane) 1.9 years ago

    Beautiful first jet!
    You definitely built something much better than what I could do when I first got the game, but it definitely reminds me of my first! It was also painted red. The nostalgia is flooding in...

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  • CRJ-200 JAPAN Airlines (Thanks for 10K) 1.9 years ago

    I am a simple man.
    I see CRJ. I upvote.

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  • YM-xxx Pixie 1.9 years ago

    The FT involved here are beyond impressive.

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  • F-14 A early Topgun Liveries 1.9 years ago

    Bo' om Gun

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  • Dino Game (but for mobile) 1.9 years ago

    May I ask what are the changes you've made compared to the original? I am confused.

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  • The Peripheral Component Interconnect Express Female Socket 2.0 years ago

    Anything is a launch rail or mounting hardpoint for if you put your mind to it. ;)

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  • BOMBARDIER DASH-1 2.0 years ago

    Lol. I think the correct joke name would be the De Havilland Canada Dash-8 Q001

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  • My Honest Opinion of Cuttable Fuselages in SP... (Plus news for Jundroo) 2.0 years ago

    Hello Walvis, 
    
    After careful consideration and an in-depth review of your skills, assets and talents, we regrettably inform you that you do not meet the criteria for this opening.
    
    Please see the following reasons
    - Lack of relevant industry experience (10 year at minimum).
    - Insufficient stature for education (Master's degree in mechatronics, systems, aerospace engineering or equivalent).
    
    We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
    
    Best regards,
    
    Talent acquisition
    

    /s @Walvis

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  • Ducc 2.0 years ago

    @RandomSPGuy Nah, you gotta think more adventurous than that. 6 yearold me envisioned a whole aircraft carrier for them.

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  • 1994 Civic EG 2.2 years ago

    This needs a Pratt & Whitney Canada PT6 swap.

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  • IA Raycasting Demo 2.2 years ago

    But can it run Crisis?

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  • New Moderators 2.4 years ago

    @FairFireFlight 🅱️
    man suffers a skill issue so hard, transcends to mod status, smh.
    .
    Edit: skull —> skill. Darn phone

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  • Airliner Economy Seat 2.5 years ago

    May I ask, does the said seat satisfy the US Department of Transport FAA Advisory Circular No 20-146A for the Methodology for Dynamic Seat Certification by Analysis for Use in Parts 23, 25, 27, and 29 Airplanes and Rotorcraft?
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    The AC No 20-146A sets forth an acceptable means, but not the only means, for demonstrating compliance with title 14 of the Code of Federal Regulations (14 CFR) §23.562, 25.562, 27.562, and 29.562, as well as Technical Standard Order (TSO) TSO-C127a, and TSO-C127b. Thusly includes guidance for certifying seats by computer modeling analysis techniques that are validated by dynamic tests. Please verify that the said seats designs meet these predefined requirements, and adequate analysis and qualification testing are performed to meet the requirements put forth.
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    Please take the consideration to make this seat compliant to regulations.
    /s

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  • Remaster Challenge [CLOSED] 2.6 years ago

    sum ting wong

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  • A-7 Corsair 2.7 years ago

    @FairFireFlight skill issue. evidently. :b:

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  • M2 Bradley IFV 2.7 years ago

    "A troop transport that can't carry troops, a reconnaissance vehicle that's too conspicuous to do reconnaissance... And a quasi-tank that has less armor than a snow-blower, but carries enough ammo to take out half of D.C... . This is what we're building?"

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  • Almost blind carrier landing 2.8 years ago

    @GuyFolk @BaconEggs
    Ok, lads. We can count with two hands. 1, 4, 2, 3, 6, 5, 11, 16. See? I can count.
    Anyways, who cares which wire. Have a nice, civil discussion, no reason to report eachother. Thanks.

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  • T o y e e t a 2 2.8 years ago

    @Vincent Try you? Ok. grabs dining utensils with malicious intent

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  • They removed My "GOOD NEWS" Post lol 2.8 years ago

    Your post was removed due to spam.
    Thanks.

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  • flag of China 3.1 years ago

    Lads lads, calm your tits.

    This, for those in preschool, is known as a flag, a mere symbol engraved upon a fabric canvas that will not harm or hurt you.
    It is thus a flag. Move on with your lives lmao.

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  • A simple fix to a complicated problem 3.4 years ago

    @SodiumIodide we should make a religion worshipping your wisdom at the forefront.

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  • Rk-92 Savage (297p only) 3.7 years ago

    Its wednesday m'dudes

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  • Type II missile tank destroyer 3.7 years ago

    this thing is fun af in war thunder lmao

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  • WC-204 'Caravel' 3.8 years ago

    0/10 did not have the recommended "MADE IN CHINA" sticker under the seat.

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  • Spin Mustang 4.2 years ago

    Thank you gaijin, very cool.

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  • “Chinese Copy” 4.3 years ago

    It Has weIRD LOOking enGiNe iNLEts And wINgs THErefORe MUSt mURicaN COpy, RIce FArMers ArE cANnOt INtO sky

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  • Patrol Boat, Riverine (PBR) 4.3 years ago

    CLARKSONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Tonk Go Pow 4.5 years ago

    not stonks

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  • Generation Delta | Weapons Collection 4.5 years ago

    @spefyjerbf Nonesense!
    Lowercase delta causes nothing but pain and suffering.
    Partial derivatives can go die. I still get PTSD from error propagation.
    Obviously inferior to the chad uppercase delta.

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  • Shell poop apparatus 9000 4.5 years ago

    @Jerba Nyet comrade. Modern stabilized tanks have negligible upward recoil due to presence of dampers and two-plane stabilisers. The T-62 requires the barrel to be returned to neutral position in order for the next shell to be loaded. For this example, when firing from an angle of elevation, the barrel goes down and returns to neutral elevation after firing for the loader to load, then raises to it's elevated position again. What you're talking about is recoil. This movement is a mechanical system at work.

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  • Pay tree awn (Patreon). Would you? :o 4.6 years ago

    I'm disgusted by the mere thought of this. Shame.

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  • Update 2.0.001 - SimplePlanes 2 Mobile Beta 4.6 years ago

    Obviously нет comrade.
    As we can see, Garrison is of greedy capitalist swine! He go gulag. @freedompilot98

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  • OTO R3 Pizza Delivery Armored Car 4.7 years ago

    Lmao Sherman’s and M10s are free food. @CaptainEssen

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  • We protecc, We attacc, but most importantly we carry our stuff bacc 4.8 years ago

    @InternationalAircraftCompany Da comrade, we apologize for our mistake in our title. We promise in the name of our glorious motherland such atrocity will not happen again.

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  • Loop in a glider! 5.5 years ago

    nice shades

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  • Anyone else feel like a Great-Grandparent? 5.6 years ago

    Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see Diagram A.

    Look at his battle record:

    Maul: Has low ground, wins Example A

    Dooku: No high ground, loses

    Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses Example B.

    Greivous: Has low ground, wins Example C

    Vader: Has high ground, wins

    Vader rematch: No high ground, loses



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  • Anyone else feel like a Great-Grandparent? 5.6 years ago

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    In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.

    A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0→x π/12 | 7π/12 5π/12 | 11π/12 Ʃ(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10Δ)) * cΦ

    Δ = distance on hypotenuse (meters)

    Φ = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * β (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)]

    'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity.

    The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 β (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05.

    Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(λ) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; Φ (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as β * 2.2λ , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations.

    In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0→x minmaxƩ (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cΦ [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + π/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5π/12 ].

    The viable Φ field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. Additionally, the distance factor does not affect Obi-Wan, as spacetime can be perseptively compressed, giving him the ideal Δ value from his point of reference.

    In conclusion, Obi-Wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. To properly analyze the strategic genius of Kenobi, one must hold advanced knowledge in Philosophy, Mathematics, and Calculus-based Physics, and be able to integrate these topics together.

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  • M-157 "Starburst" MBT - Teaser 5.7 years ago

    Massive weakness: Shoot any SINGLE ONE of those missiles with a 7.62mm incendiary, and ur tank will basically be Hiroshima 2.0...

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  • Curvy curve of the curves. 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane no. wait patiently, good boi

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  • NS Freundschaft 2 5.8 years ago

    Im ganna be honest man, reading ur descriptions are one of the funniest things the site can offer.

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  • Night 5.9 years ago

    What mod are you using to get the light to actually illuminate stuff?

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  • SimpleRockets 2 [GIVEAWAY] (Over) 5.9 years ago

    Yeet thy skideet

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  • Lockheed L10E Electra (Air penguin - Madagascar 2) 6.1 years ago

    @MegaTails
    lol that meme.
    I remember it being something like "out of fuel on engine 1, and engine 2 is no longer on fire..."

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